On the calendar says March 6th, 4017. So if we assume that Squidward was in the freezer for EXACTLY 2000 years, not give or take a few, we can say that the SB actually takes place one year in the future.
What will happen on March 6 next year? New World Order?
>>84408427
spongebob will be cancelled.
>>84408427
this article should make everything clear
http://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_SpongeBob_SquarePants
>>84408552
This is fucking autistic.
They base the whole "movie takes place in 2030" thing based on SB having 275 employee of the month awards, without realising that that was a fucking GAG.
>>84408513
They'd have to do a finale before the finale (re: movie) first. Show Krusty Krab 2 being built in the background or something.
Did it say it was exactly 2000 years?
>>84408643
I think the most fitting "finale before the finale" episode is New Leaf (which i think is actually one of the better post-movie episodes). Plankton trying to befriend Krabs and seemingly giving up his old ways to get the formula makes sense as his second-to-last evil plan.
>>84408680
The time card said "2000 years later"
>>84408552
>1954 - Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy dump tartar sauce on Man Ray.
This is hilarious
>>84408620
>June 1949 - Plankton tells Mr. Krabs he's standing instead of swimming.
Yes, this is very autistic.
>c 1985 - SpongeBob has his first Krabby Patty, inside his mother's womb
I didn't need this
>>84408933
What the fuck??
>>84408848
Holy shit! Whoever wrote this decided to list the Fry Cook Games for every single year. That is extremely autistic!
They also go with SB-129 taking place in 2017 and the movie taking place in 2031 yet everything is going by the date the episodes first aired which doesn't really make sense. Yeah, SpongeBob just remains a kid for 30 years.
>>84408933
I'm pretty sure it's an actual scene?
>>84408552
When would this take place?
>>84408427
What the heck is "A.D"?
>>84409187
After Death. Are you stupid?
>>84409187
Stay in school, kids.
>>84409280
>>84409187
Ano Domini
Year of our Lord
>>84409280
>>84409304
Sorry, I'm french, I only know the a.c and b.c
>>84409340
Wow you're right. I'm the stupid one.
>>84409280
>>84409304
It's offically CE you plebs
>>84409443
That's new.
>tfw you're finally alone
>>84408513
THIS! Loud House for the win!
>>84409601
Actually kill yourself waifu faggot.
>>84409623
Mad Tumblr Universe nigger detected.
>>84409019
>>84409077
From that special where they were trapped in the Krusty Krab and it was like a clip show.
I actually liked that one.
>>84409443
CE and BCE are stupid solely because the have different character lengths.
In programming and formatting text it can be problematic.
On a personal level I think its totally silly to define our years based on the approximate birth year of someone who may not have existed.
But 2000 years ago is long ago enough that it represents a useful temporal landmark to reference past events.
If we used a calendar based on human evolution (something like the invention of fire) or the age of the planet we would have constantly shifting years based on new discoveries.
Also the numbers are too big. "whats the date?" "March 8th, 45462364"
I guess it really doesn't matter at this point what our Year 1 is.
Resetting it now wouldn't have any advantages.
What milestone would we pick thats any better? Splitting of the atom?
>>84410055
>In programming and formatting text it can be problematic.
only a kissless permavirgin total fucking geek would give a shit about this
I guess I should have expected that from this fucking site.
>>84410129
>kissless permavirgin total fucking geek
I'll have you know I have slept with precisely 2 girls.
I am a total fucking geek though.
