Favorite Family Guy jokes thread
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>Peter: (I wanna kiss that cow, but I don't want it to be my idea)
>Cleveland: "Hey Peter you should kiss that cow!"
>Peter: (Alright Peter that was fortorius, but play it cool.) "Oh Cleveland I couldn't."
>Cleveland: "Okay. Hey Quagmire you should kiss that cow."
>Quagmire: "Sure why not?"
>Peter screams internally
>>84406746
>Something, something... Like a narcissistic pedophile.
>Cutaway
>Hey mom do we have any pictures of me in the bath as a kid.
For such a liberal show, they got one hell of a sense of humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4WO7g2VOac
>Quagmire about to give up his kid for adoption
>"She'll go to a good home right? You're not gonna give her to sand people are you?"
>"You mean like from Star Wars?'
>"Oh no, no, no."
>tolerating Family Guy at all
>>84407641
They go to that well so much it's gotten old though
>>84406746
This will always stand out to me as the one I recall the most due to how hilarious it was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZxr5e9W9eg
What do I win?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgvR5nFOETk
This one. I like it when the show does "good clean fun" jokes like in the first three seasons, rather than edgy gore shit.
"I fucked your dad!"
>>84406746
The one with the public service vehicles acting as African animals while a natgeo-type voice narrates
the pedophile opera
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