Bring me your best, /co/.
War were declared.
>>84391627
I bring the man with no Ambition.
He's seen war before as well.
>>84391627
I could break the president in two. With my bare hands!
>>84391627
I bring to you the reaper of lost souls.
https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=bzwADJqf_Ok
Melinda "Six-Pack Abs" Grab
Agent Randell, reporting for duty.
Terminator ghost girl reporting for duty
Bat-Cow, standing by.
>>84391627
This boy can and will steal the enemy's oneitis's with ease. Can you imagine it sir? They'll too busy drunk texting and having feels to hold a gun properly. We'll have a field day.
"I" AM BEING DRAFTED ?
pardon me if i say poppycock ?
War doctor reporting
ME AND MY GIANT COCK ARE READY TO ROLL OUT
>>84391627
Well whatever country I get shipped off too, it better be on my list
>>84391782
What the fuck am I reading?
>>84391627
>were
>>84392696
>I never watched Futurama
>>84391627
>>84391627
Here is fish-guy. All he has left in his life is looking into toilets while depressed. He'd make a valuable addition to your team. His only weakness is that after browsing a folder filled with extremely powerful waifus, somebody could probably fuck him up if they got the drop on him.
Doesn't this violate the prime directive?
>>84392949
i can empathize with fish-guy:i have consistent nightmares periodically of going into public restroom stalls and the toilet being filled with shit. i don't know why this keeps happening but it just does.
Ahoy there! Sounds like you're in need of some assistance, old chum! Fear not! The Sovereign of the Seas will Support your Sortie oppoSSing those Scandalous Scoundrels!
OUTRAGEOUS!
>>84391627
DON'T WORRY SIR
IF I CAN'T KILL THEM I CAN CRY THEM TO DEATH
Cue-Ball, Eight-Ball, Twelve-Ball and Cue-Ball standing by
over 300 confirmed kills!
>>84395285
>Not "Stardust Crusaders standing by"
>>84395244
Veteran of a 1000 year war... is only known for her tears.
BILLDOZER, STANDING BY
Red Leader, standing by
Droid army, standing by
>>84395384
Space Dorito st- uhh... s...
Shit, I'm sorry. What were we doing? I got distracted by cat tits.
Triple E's, standing by.
>>84395543
that's not a war veteran, that's a drama queen
She can be a useless damsel. Your army needs a damsel, right?
>>84391627
Punished Ruby ready for battle
>>84391782
>Does it what I figure out happened just ever come like anything else for it.
>>84392838
I found our first casualty. All I know isit'll be someone's fetish.
ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHT!
Here is the best of the best of the best, Sir!
>>84396391
With honours?
Swedish Murder Machine... ready
>>84396287
ARE YOU A MAN OR AN ANT?!
literally me reporting for duty!
I call base duty.
>>84396801
>war
>>84393347
This is such a great reaction image
>>84396735
I AM NOT JOINING, delete that picture of me!
The name's Pooh. Whinnie the Pooh.
>>84393045
>KEKTAIN KEK-KEK KEKARD OF THE KEK.S.S. KEKERPRISE REPRESENTING THE UNITED KEKERATION OF KEKETS
>>84397038
You come into my house, abuse my hospitality and eat my honey, we're friends rabbit, but even I have limits, it pains me to do this.
Here's two bright upcoming recruits, Sarge!
>>84397874
Patrick! What are you doing here?
>>84391627
Good job officer. All these fine...oooh...
>>84392022
>>84392838
>>84395244
>>84395947
flexible recruits...mmmmm.
That will come later for now, welcome recruits! You just signed up for a war that even I didn't know we had yet. Once registration is done, you'll be assigned a bunk, and I want to see some serious bed-making there!
Congratulations men! And fine, fine women.
>>84397967
I dunno. I'm funny?
Griffith im going to kick your ass
>>84391627
Medieval rabbit murder squad, reporting in!
>>84397967
I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE SIR
>>84398028
Says you
Jaws Cena is ready!
All Star Outhouse ready for the shitstorm Sir
Captain Friedrich Zarigueya, reporting sir.
Aloha!
Stitch reporting in!
Post-orgasm PPG ... R-Reporting in, s-sir ...
Oh man, I'm reporting in!
The Mighty Megalosaurus, Admiral Sinclair, reporting for duty
>>84398525
BWAAAAH
Look fellows we got Neil Gaiman at our site!
![fixit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZZMwvpc.jpg "fixit[1].jpg")
LET'S GET OUR BOYS PUMPED /CO/!
NOTHING GET'S THE BLOOD PUMPING LIKE AN ANTI-WAR SONG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztZI2aLQ9Sw
OORAH
So are there babes at this "war" place?
What is it, like a resort for princesses?
Der a fite?! Iz redy ta killz anytin'!
>it aint me starts playing
BUCK BAKEK
>>84399083
VIET FUCKING NAM
>>84399148
Holy shit, it's General Boo! We're surely going to win now!
Your going to need someone to help keep the soldiers from going insane....
Major Tom Reporting For Duty.
>>84399339
ground control is on the line. they want to ask you if somethings wrong or not?
>>84391627
>I RODE A TANK, HELD A GENERALS RANK
>WHEN THE BLITZKRIEG RAGED AND THE BODIES STANK
>>84396274
>tfw all you want is to see her get railed and watch her slightly chubby body bounce
>but it always turns into fuckingguro
>>84399791
It's nice while it lasted, just ends badly all the time.
>>84399746
Pleased to meet you.
>>84396011
Every time wasn't even think about it.
>>84396735
>>84396976
>>84391782
Is this from some sort of fanfiction wiki?
WAARRRRRR
>>84392838source please?
>>84400550
KotH wiki
>>84395828
from what shore do they hail?
Hm.
>>84400696
IF YOU REALLY LOVE HUMANITY DR MANHATTAN YOU'D BE READY TO FIGHT FOR IT
>>84391627
Not to worry General, I'll stop that pigeon! Muttley! Prepare for take off!
WE DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR TODAY
BUT THE LITTLE MAN FROM THE DRAFT BOARD SAYS "Now I wouldn't say that"!
>>84399148
Sir, yes sir!
>>84396735
>>84396582
wait a minute...
Try and keep up
Get ready to get fucked.
MEDIC
>>84398976
What is this Heresy
>>84391627
CHEER LUV! THE CAVALRY'S IS HERE!
A forgotten hero rears his head to heed the call of duty...
>>84391627
[Demonic invasion in progress lockdown in effect]
you're gonna need some magic niggas in this bitch
REPORTING, is this warrrr
>>84401553
A spess mauhrin?
Who's ready for death
I got'em now sir
Needs no introduction.
>>84400620
Angel Corps
he can win the war and have incredible drama between his wife and girlfriend.
>>84401635
I hate to be that guy but, who?
wwalks into battlefield
eri and shrek reportin for duty fresh from the ghost army
LETS KILL ALL THOSE XENOS!
FOR THE EMPEROR!
are we fighting angels ?
because i really hate angels
Ending this war won't be Sinister. Lets clone Hannibal, Napoleon and Eisenhower so we can get some good leaders.
Caesar's Legion won't see us coming.
>>84403710
Iz got da oter SPESS MAUHRIN!
Who are we fighting? Russians, Aliens, Mutants?
nanalan rides into battle!
>>84399791
There's the occasional thread on >>>/aco/680299
Teh Dave showed up once from /v/, but he's done with AC and never looking back. Samantha's been reimagined as some wizard look-alike for his new comic, but it's not the same.
At least there's edits. Shame, AC had a lot of potential.
BATTLE READY BATTLE-RAVEN READY FOR BATTLE!
BATTLE READY BATTLE-VULTURE, BATTLE READY!
OUR BATTLING SPIRIT PUSHES US TO BATTLE HARD! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
BATTLE COMBINE FOR BATTLE READY BATTLE BIRD COMBO! BATTLE HARD AND LIVE SO YOU CAN CONTINUE BATTLING!
With distraction like this, we'll win this war in a breeze. I fucking assure it
Amethyst and Kiwi, reporting for duty
The SON OF A SHEPARD HAS THE STRENGTH OF 10 MEN
May they pray to their heathen gods for some semblance of mercy, for they shall find naught in me.
NOT THE DRAFT
REPORTING FOR DUTY, YEH
Ren HOEK, reporting!
>>84404374
I don't think the armed forces accepts the mentally disabled.
Eric Raymond, standing by
Ho! Ho! Ho! Let's kill some Nazis!
Goldtooth Claus, standing by!
>>84403674
The Spirit
I'm here to chew ass and kick gum. AND I'M ALL OUT OF GUM!
Cinderblock is ready!
This is my favorite thread all week
But, war means guns, and guns... They kill people...
>>84391627
Best? I thought you said the breast.
Don't make war, baby. Make love. Preferably with me.
>>84405345
I am okay with this mistake.
We will fight them in the snow. We will fight them in the sleet. We will fight them in the hail.
Where're they at! Let me at em! I'LL BEAT THEIR MEAT SO HARD THEY WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT EM!
ah geez thats ah.. thats to bad. ya see i got this wicked back injury in high school while i was runnin' the ball, asshole from bellmont took me outa tha game that night. That didn't stop me from gettin a little pigskin ah my own that ah! YEAH YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?
>Let's go! I want to fight some--
>No. Just watch.
I'm gonna go retro and steal all of their milkshakes and cokes!
A thirsty army is a worthless army!
I'm here to join your Owsla.
WHAT
"You know I would, but if I left for war who would pilot Blue?"
Don't worry bros, I'm here
>>84400490
Hope you guessed my name
What's that, Plank?
You're gonna WHAT? Is that even legal?
You sure?
You're a hard-ass, buddy!
reportin for duty
>>84396801
O F F
I, Rustford "Rusty" Shackleford and my glorious mustache will be reporting for duty tomorrow, general. But if for some reason I am not there, assume I have been killed. Don't bother looking for a body, as I am highly combustible and will most certainly disintegrate upon death.
Now if you'll excuse me I must be off... to prepare... for the, uh... upcoming battle. Shi-shi-sha!
CONFOUND THOSE DOVER BOYS!
THEY DRIVE ME TO WAR!
>>84391627
If it's a soldier you want, then brother, I got the man for you.
I know he may not look like much, but I swear to you, I've seen him personally slit the throats of a thousand iron krauts behind enemy lines before breakfast.
But that's not all! Just moments ago I saw him practicing his footwork on the dance floor. Never had grace and power been married so perfectly before. Take a look for yourself; I've been watching him strut and style all day!
>>84391782
Maggots!
