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I BECAME FUCKING IRON MAN
2016-07-10 02:46:22 Post No. 84383810
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I BECAME FUCKING IRON MAN
Anonymous
2016-07-10 02:46:22
Post No. 84383810
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Alright /co/. I'm gonna tell you how I became a literal fucking Iron Man.
>be me
>20 year old
>studying to get the fuck out of college so I can do other life shit
>it's the middle of the night
>all hell is breaking loose in hallway outside dorm
>I go to look, angrily because I can't study with noise
>see all my dorm mates, along with a ton of other people drunk as a skunk
>"HEY, SHUT THE FUCK UP! IM TRYING TO STUDY YOU FUCKIN DOUCHEBAGS"
>they just look at me and continue laughing, having sex and fighting
>I go back to my dorm and browse /b/ since I can't study because of these fags
>I get great idea
>I'll buy some metal plates and craft a suit to beat the shit out of drunks when they do shit like this
>I do it, but after I finish I just leave it in the closet to dust because nothing happens
>nothing like that happens for 6 months
>after 6 months I hear screaming on our hallway
>turns out a shooting is happening
>ohshit.gif
>I get great idea
>I remember that suit I made out of steel plating
>I am Iron Man
>dorm mates tell me I'm crazy and to leave it to the cops
>"shut the fuck up I've wanted to do this all my life"
>put on suit and kick down door like a badass
>suit is clanging from bullets
>If you don't reply to this post, your mom will die in her sleep tonight.
