give me good reason to watch it
Either you'll enjoy it or you'll have the ability to shitpost about it and actually know what you're talking about.
>>84377787
It's jazz. For your soul.
lesbians
>>84377787
Chicks dig it
>>84377787
We don't force you to watch shit, we are not like /mlp/. We don't force shit down your throat.
>>84377787
Lesbian Space Alien.
>>84377829
so i can shit post harder then any one ever has
>>84377855
noice jazz boi
>>84377862
good enough for me
>>84377880
i guess yea
>>84377881
ok thank you kind sir
>>84377897
that is all i needed
the show's popular so there's A LOT of porn to enjoy afterwards
>>84377787
What are you, some kind of damn retard that you're incapable of making up your own mind about watching a fucking cartoon?
>>84377787
I was interested in watching this for a long time. The animation was looking good. just the other day I was getting a haircut at a men's barbershop and a boy and his mom walked in. The owners were nice enough to put on cartoon network and Steven universe was on. I was into it, but then they broke off into singing show tunes and the singing was bad. And everybody got uncomfortable, like "this is gay as fuck" so they just switched it to the news. Just made me laugh.
>>84378483
Which character was singing? It was the tall one with a pointy nose than they had shit taste. I can forgive if it was the purple one.
>>84378770
I think it was her and Steven. They did laugh at a joke before our masculinity was challenged. It was some chubby muscle dude who admitted he hadn't worked out in years.
>>84378914
You did skip out on a song with the tall one with the pointy nose.
>>84378914
>Not liking Strong in the real way
Plebs
>>84378914
Well Pearls VA is a professional Broadway signer, god if it was live action people wouldn't find this shit cringy.
>>84378939
If it's your first exposure to the show, it probably comes across as less "effective character moment that expands on the motivations of one of the lead characters" and more "cringey nonsense".
>>84378914
Bitch, you are talking shit about a civil war veteran working through her PTSD and crippling inferiority complex.
Five minutes later she is taking down a 30' lighthouse of a monster by herself just to demonstrate that physical strength is easily overcome.
>>84377787
Pearl!
Allow me to one up you, Pearl being cute
>>84377787
I always hate threads like this, it always feels like the person is waiting to yell "MAN THIS WAS SHIT WHY DID YOU ANONS RECOMMEND THIS TO ME" like a child
It's a fucking cartoon, give a watch, or don't. I would say you should be smart to make a decision on your own, but then you made this threadI know its you Kellin
Is this the designated meme thread, guys?
The Rule 34. Because this show have variety in women bodies. For example, Pearl has my favorite type of body in a woman, and her porn make me erect.
>>84377787
Girls and weapons and rocks.
I have a thing for all 3 no joke.
>>84377787
Don't, It's boring as fuck.
>>84381452
>GirlS
Plural? Have we seen any girls beside Connie? The gem are rocks, not girls.
desu i watched it because my sister liked it so we could have something to bond over, but i also ended up really enjoying it, good mix of cute and entertaining
you shouldn't because it's boring as shit
>>84377787
Thicc lesbians and somewhat-coherent lore
>>84381535
It's canon that the gems have pussies.
>>84377787
Theorycrafting. You know, if you give a shit more about your own headcanon and the tremendous circlejerk it gives you with other autism than the quality of the show itself
>>84381535
>They all look like woman
>One had a son
Try again
>>84378914
Yeah I can understand normies being uneasy about Coach Steven.
But the voice actress for that character is a professional singer.
>>84381535
Sadie, Jenny, the other, less cool, Pizza girl
>>84381751
It's canon that the gems can shapeshift functional genitalia if they so desire.
>>84377787
Because you have nothing better to do.
>>84377787
You might like it, then again you might not.
The fuck are we, your personal tasters, have some opinions of your own.
Because like it or not, the experience itself will broadened your horizons ever so slightly and make you a better person because you had the energy to take that risk
We have no reason to try to convince you. If you want to deprive yourself of a good show, that's your problem. I don't give a shit what you do or what you think.
>>84377787
What makes you think I care about what you do?
You should try it, it's not that bad of a show, and the porn is pretty good.
>>84377787
It's gay. If that won't convince you, I don't know what will.
I might be a little late on this subject, but the show's enjoyability is up to the viewer. You should watch a couple episodes and see how you like it.
Also, gay lesbian space rocks
>>84378994
Oh no, stage singing can be plenty cringey. It's just nobody wants to admit it.
>>84381423
>my favorite type of body in a woman
>flat chested, no ass, big ugly nose and feet
Excellent taste, anon.
>>84388537
>the porn is pretty good
But everyone's a hideous dyke in this show.
>>84388537
Who the fuck is that supposed to be on the bottom-left. I can think of a few possibilities but if they weren't next to the others I would not know it was supposed to be an SU character
>>84377787
this nigga sucks his own penis
>>84377787
I would never let my child watch this lesbianic mind warping drivel made by an Ed,edd n Eddy r34 making bitch
>>84391916
Though the episode where amethyst turn into Mr. Universes dead waifu, that was harsh
>>84391916
/co/ literally posts more complaints about this show having lesbians than all the fundamentalist christian forums combined
mostly because few of them know it exists and "kids cartoons corrupting are youth" isn't quite the en vogue moral crusade it used to be
>>84391903
GET OUT OF MY THREAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84390921
Just because they aren't twelve year olds with giant eyes doesn't mean they aren't attractive, weeb
>>84391916
Good thing you don't have one.
