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Why was he trying to make lolis in his basement? What was his endgame?
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Why was he trying to make lolis in his basement? What was his endgame?
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>>84360534
To have three beautiful children to care for like family because he was a beta.
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>>84360576
Why didn't he just adopt?
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>>84360534
>mfw I see it your way for the first time
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>>84360676
Probs equal parts loneliness and scientific curiosity.
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>>84360676
There's no way a single man would be allowed to adopt a little girl.
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>>84360534
The Professor is a man married to his work. His few forays into dating have ended in disaster and heartbreak. A broken man, he buried himself in science for a few years.

Unable to stand the isolation for any longer, his experiments took on a more desperate direction. Unable to find the love and acceptance of family his lonely soul craved, he decided to create his own.

Here the Professor strayed from the good graces of his colleagues. Attempting to create, living, sapient, intelligent beings from nothing but non-living chemicals, they said he had gone too far. But the Professor would not yield. He would succeed where before only God had.

Few can say what monstrosities lurk in the dark halls of his lab, but it can be said that Professor Utonium is no longer alone.
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>>84360752
THREE little girls
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>>84360694
>>84360791
>loneliness


but he already had a cute pet monkey
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>>84360676
He wanted perfect little girls, not orphans.
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>>84360576
>ywm have 4 cute superpowered loli sex slaves.
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>>84364589
4?
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He read way too many Mgtow articles.
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It was pretty obvious he was a pedo who just wanted some fuck.

The Chemical X was an accident so he wasn't trying to create three little superheroes. He wanted three little sex slaves.
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>>84360791
>>84360576

I've always had it as my head canon that he made them in test tubes and stuff, trying to create a better stock of the female gender to cure his own loneliness and disillusionment of the succubi.

The origin is just a metaphor.
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>>84360534
is this loss
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>>84364810

It's only obvious to projecting /co/ and 4chan.
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>>84360534
The girls went back in time one episode to stop Mojo from preventing the Professor from becoming interested in science when he was a child.

Them saving him from Mojo inspired him to try to create the perfect little girls using science.

It's a stable time loop.
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>>84360534
He just wanted to see if that sugar, spice, and everything nice thing was true.
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>>84360534
It says something that I stared at that image for like two solid minutes trying to find the LOST
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>>84360676
You can't just go to an orphanage and pick up random kids regardless of what movies tell you.
Only married couples are usually allowed to adopt from orphanages and for a good reason.
People who are most fucked up in the head tend to be single and unable to maintain long term relationships.
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>>84364728
>mojojojo
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>>84365058
>People who are most fucked up in the head tend to be single and unable to maintain long term relationships.
Jesus Christ Anon.
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>>84365058
I did. A qt daughter as well. Might Help that i am rich though
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>>84364891
us 4channers, huh?
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>>84364810
There's also the possibility that he was trying to use the most ethical method possible to correct the flaws in human genes.
That method being, creating a genetically superior female, which will produce genetically superior bloodline.

If the experiment is a failure, the bloodline will die out.
If it's a success, the bloodline will spread and thus uplift humanity a bit by bit each generation.
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>>84365480
>blossom x professor is OTP
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>>84360890
One bratty, destructive pet monkey that at the end of the day is just that, a monkey, not a child he can nurture and take care of.
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>>84360534
For science, you have any idea how amazing it is to actually make human from scratch? Do you know how many scientist today would cream their pants if they were given funding to artificially create people from scratch?

Professor is no pedophiles either he already became a beta orbiter for Sedusa meaning he likes grown women.
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>>84364852
Ultimately this is the correct answer. All those years he was thinking about those perfect girls, hoping that one day he could make something like them.
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>>84365564
UN has made it illegal to even attempt to research it.
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>>84365641
Fuck the U.N they wont allow us to make humans from scratch which would in turn finally allow us to escape extinction by lack of reproduction since we could then mass produce human beings.
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>>84365376
Also depends on your country as well.
Chances are you have an exceptionally good record though if you managed to pull that off or exceptionally lax regulations.

There's also places where you're applincation will get favoured if you're a member of the same church as the organisation.
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>>84365684
ALPHONSE NO
MOM
MOOOOOOM
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>>84365684
China's due to open a cloning factory you know.
Primarily to replicate cattle, race horses and rare breeds of dogs.

Thanks to the UN, the west will not have that technology except for those that keep it a secret.
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>>84360676
a lot of people are reluctant to adopt because they would much rather have a child of their own blood or creation of some sort
thats why some people do in vetro fertilization (IVF)
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>>84365978
They gonna clone females? Or would they just throw those in rivers as well?
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Because it's easier to make lolis this way than the traditional way.

(I'm talking about sex if you couldn't tell. Just in case you were wondering. I was talking about sex.)
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>>84360534

yeah, I remember that one doujin too, I bet he was disappointed they don't feed on semen
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>>84365978
>>84368069
>China 50 years from now
>men are still born naturally, while women have to be cloned to compensate for the selective abortions
>all women are property of the Republic and live in secret underground compounds
>MC tries to break in, since he's not rich enough to buy one
I'd watch that series.
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The Professor was in love. They were going to have a baby, a little girl.

Then, a miscarriage. They were never able to get it together after that. They grew apart. She left him.

In his grief and desperation, he turned to science. If he could get that little girl back, reclaim what they lost together, then maybe she'd come back. They could be a family.

She'd have to be perfect. The perfect little girl.

Chemical X. One perfect little girl became three. With unimaginable powers, each's personality a facet of her.
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>>84365684
Literally opening the door for clone armies.
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>>84360890
what about the scientific curiosity
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>>84364891
at least you actually accepted it wasent there unlike some people who insist fucking everything is loss
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>>84360676
perfect little girls are wanted.
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>>84369816
but dident they repeal the one child policy
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>>84370110 #
[Spoiler]And that woman he used to be with was miss.Keane.
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inb4 that h-manga about a guy making two loli golems in his basement and the lolis raping him

you know the one

but I forgot the link
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>>84360576
What's beta about that?
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>>84360534

The movie explained this.

Townsville was shit, the professor wanted kids he could raise to be good people in a shitty, crime-ridden town.
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>>84371579
This. It's the beginning of the movie.

I remember overhearing people in one of my classes joke about this recently. And I didn't want to mention the reason because then I'd have to explain that I watched the movie.
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>>84360534
>he doesnt have an underground lab to create perfect lolis
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>>84364826
FUCK I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
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>>84365376
Get off 4chan you bald fuck
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What was the ingredients to create a boy.
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>>84371964
Snips, snails, and puppy dog tails
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>>84365376
Daddy Warbucks?
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>>84370419
Yes, but it just makes the families want more sons.
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>>84365684
>which would in turn finally allow us to escape extinction by lack of reproduction

"lack of reproduction" is only an issue for people like you, my friend.
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>>84372092
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They were just accidents.
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>>84365376
send me pizza
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>>84360534

Wait, technically, are the PPG homunculuses??
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>>84372558
By that definition, they truly are. One could say the absence of their creator's blood would bar this definition, but I'm willing to fudge that point.
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>>84372558
The correct term is homunculi, and yes they're artificial humans, that's the definition.
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>>84372611
Actually, if you go for the early definition it should be semen instead of blood.
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>>84372023
kek
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>>84372413
If this is real, I applaud them. 10/10
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>>84360752
It's true.
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>>84372863
Is that fucking Mad Thad
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>>84373050
Who else?
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>>84360752
Yeah it's those single guys who are perverts that groom kids for sex, not people like this guy.
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>>84370271
And then finally, our republic will have an army worthy of upholding it.
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