Why doesn't anyone feel sorry him?
because he is a whiny shit
>>84355355
Same reason no one feels sorry for you.
>>84355355
I feel bad for my Pocket Morties. Especially since i lost my phone.
>>84355355
He is very meek, but he does know how to get shit done.
>>84355355
Because he secretly likes it.
>>84355355
>being perfectly fine with rape potions
he's as shit as Rick
>>84355355
because he is a dumb retard and as evil as Rick, when he is on his own.
>>84355576
>>84355514
The guy's no angel, but come on: he's not as evil as Rick.Not yet, anyway.
>>84355514
he's a horny 14 year old to be fair
>>84355355
Because he's badly written like every other character in that show and forced feels don't help fix it but instead just really make you realize how blank these people are.
>>84355721
What's make a sympathy character great?
>>84355355
because he's a little bottom bitch
>>84355355
cause he's the embodiment of the audience who claims to be like rick, but who are you kidding
>>84355355
The same reason nobody will feel bad for Kevin Durant if he doesn't win a championship next year.
>>84355355
Friendly reminder that in season two, our Morty was replaced by Evil Morty. That's one of the big secrets Justin has been mocking us for not figuring out.
>>84355355
i feel sorry him
>>84355355
Crapsack world + mean spirited humour
>>84355355
Uncle Steve always had most compassion for Morty. I wish they featured him more in show, and have him join some adventures.
why should I feel sorry for this privileged white male
>>84355688
All 14 year old MEN are rapists? SJW!
Because /co/ hates autists
>>84355609
>not yet, anyway
What'll turn him, anon?
Morty doesn't purposefully try to provoke people into feeling bad for him, and doesn't express self-pity to everyone around him despite his flaws. He doesn't want pity nor does he need it.
>>84362935
Morty's internalization of all the fucked up shit he's seen directly opposes Rick, who wears his suffering on his sleeve. It's a pretty nice dynamic that Roiland's set up over the past two seasons.
>>84362935
People need to STOP SHAMING HIM for wanting in the kitchen while thinking about his sister's friends. I mean come on people it's fucking puberty. I'm sure we've all found ourselves sniffing our mom's panties while touching ourselves.
>>84363487
Your mother installed spyware on your computer, she has read what you've posted.
>>84355355
He literally has the best grandfather in the multiverse, that's worth a couple of dismemberments and deaths here and there. Why feel sorry for him?
>>84355355
What a fucking wimp, fucking beta little shit.
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/573716/#579460
>>84355355
Because he refuses to acknowledge the fact that he needs to find a cute boyfriend instead.
>>84355355
because everyone is an edgelord and loves rick
>>84355355
Because he's the Shinji of western animation
Because he willingly goes along with Rick's schemes?
I never got the impression anyone disliked Morty though...
>>84367495
OP's phrasing is pretty weird. I dont know of many people who dislike him, or anyone for that matter who got the impression we were supposed to feel sorry for him. Morty at this point goes along with Rick because he wants to or out of habit.
>>84367525
OPs phrasing is off. Morty is where he wants to be true. But nobody wants to be Morty. It's a shit life. So why do we not pity him? He could be more, if he was not a Morty.
>>84367590
Being any regular Morty is pretty awful. Our Morty is better off than most of the others we know about though, mainly because our Rick is quite different from the rest in his genuine care for Morty.
>>84367647
Our Morty really is in a sweet spot when it'd take a few more degrees of awfulness to turn him evil.
>>84355355
Fuck that bitch. I Feel bad for Mr. Poopybutthole
because him being a wimpy moralfag got Krombopulos Michael killed
>>84355355
because hes stupid
>>84362082
but /co/ are autists
>>84362398
Scene in the opening credits with Rick abandoning him
>>84355688
As a 14 year old I definitely had fantasies about being able to stop time and have sex with girls.
>>84357322
Prove it.
>>84357322
Great, now I have to re-watch the whole damn season with this in mind.
>>84370242
I still do at 26 tbf
>>84355355
The only people who like him are the girls who self-insert into him because of the inherent weakness and fragility of their sex.
>>84355355
CUZ HE'S A CUNT
>>84370392
>The only people who like him are the girls who self-insert into him because of the inherent weakness and fragility of their sex.
>>84370428
>quoting an entire post
dont get me wrong anon is still a gigantic fucking faggot but your thing is even worse
>>84370052
/co/ hates itself
>>84370474
>entire post
>one sentence
>>84370474
It definitely isnt and you're only slightly less retarded than he for thinking it didnt warrant it.
>>84370392
That is a bizarre theory right there.
>>84370507
>>84370428
No, it makes sense.
Think about the new more female-popular characters; Loki, Kylo Ren, Sherlock, Zuko, Wirt, Snape, all are giant adolescent-arrested effeminate pussies who women can easily relate to due to their feminine natures. A common theme among them is their feelings of powerlessness which women so often feel and are.
Actual adult men are unrelatable to women, so these immature feminine-coded faux-men are lusted for instead.
>>84365538
>>84367026
Does /co/ think Roiland is enough of a madman to introduce a Kaworu-esque character for Morty?
>>84370612
But Anon, what about people like me, men who want to dick Morty, Wirt, Dipper, and those types of characters?
>>84363487
...no?
Are people on /co/ really this low?
>>84370626
y'all just losers
>>84355355
Becouse he is an idiot.
>>84370626
Those are called men, he was specifically talking about the females who like those types.
>>84370626
There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck such low 'men', so long as you top. It is simply asserting your dominance and sexuality. The greatest of men ream the asses of the lowest of men.
>>84370661But what if I want to cuddle with Morty?
>>84370667Stop being so feminine. It's unbecoming.
>>84363487
Never done that, but a teenage boy masturbating in any given room when they think the whole house is empty and thinking of girls they know is not at all surprising.
>>84370667
A true man keeps a collective of feeble yet painted slave boys about him to serve and toil at his pleasure.
>>84370612
>Loki, Kylo Ren, Sherlock, Zuko,... Snape all are giant adolescent-arrested effeminate pussies who women can easily relate to due to their feminine natures. A common theme among them is their feelings of powerlessness which women so often feel and are.
You mean they're all "damaged".
They all kick a fair amount of ass in their respective fields and are among the most accomplished people in their respective universes.
They all just have some sort of emotional trauma/mental issue, and THAT'S what women pick up...
Tons of women are attracted to guys who are really good at what they do, but have some hidden vulnerability that only a woman can cure with her "uniqueness" and magic vagina.
>>84370731
Ah but Zuko fucked up a lot, and got beaten a lot, by a kid. It took him a long time and shit ton of fighting with himself to finally become good and comfortable. He wasn't a natural at anything, his sister was.
>>84370769
>Ah but Zuko fucked up a lot, and got beaten a lot, by a kid.
By the Avatar, who beat up everyone (except that one guy, through magic contrivance).
>>84370612
>>84370731
Personally, I like Morty and Wirt, et cetera, because 1. they're cute, but also because 2. I feel like they're the type to try and include the lonely kid or even stand up for them if they're bullied, so it's very "knight in shining armor." Of course, there's no proof of this -- it's never shown that they would be like this, so it's entirely headcanon.
Plus, the awkward flirting and blushing would be cute.
>>84370791
Also: Katara, Sokka, his dad, his uncle, his sister. Its a long list, and he got beat by an Avatar who was weak and unsure of his power most of the time. Zuko only really kicked ass once he learned how, it wasn't something he started off with.
>>84370828
>Also: Katara, Sokka, his dad, his uncle, his sister. Its a long list
Filled with people who regularly beat up people stronger than him. That doesn't stop Zuko from being a big fish in the overall pond that is the Avatar world.
>>84370848
At the end sure, but again he didn't START like that. He failed and he failed a lot.
>>84355417hi I'm Mr.Meekseeks look at mee
I was in yosemite and heard some young girl 13-14 maybe talk about how she'd marry kylo ren. First of all she was plainly mentally challenged saying loudly and clearly "dark vader" second she willingly accepts an angry, abusive, awkward, whiny loner as a role model. Her homelife must be hell. And yes she was some typeof brown minority
