MOM'S
GONNA
HAVE
Can someone link the video
>>84350150
>Jared Leto's Joker is different than any we've seen before—less theatrical than Jack Nicholson, more unhinged than Heath Ledger—but no less psychotic. Despite all his power, this Clown Prince of Crime is having difficulty reuniting with true love Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie)—a rift that has left him agitated and...well, slightly sad.
>>84350182
>The manipulative psychiatrist-turned-obsessive-in-love Harley Quinn unites the squad as much as she messes with their minds.
>>84350211
BAD
>An assassin-for-hire by day, a concerned dad by night, Deadshot is one conflicted baddie who enjoys the hunt but is still trying to do right by his young daughter.
>>84350199
>less theatrical than Jack Nicholson
Aw.
>>84350217
TIME
>Don't screw with U.S. intelligence officer Amanda Waller. Ambitious and devious, she has big plans, and no meta-human or military protocol is going to get in her way.
>>84350217
DAY
>Rugged, unpredictable, and mouthy, this explosive Aussie seems up for anything, especially a cold beer.
>The all-business leader of the Suicide Squad executes Amanda Waller's orders—though he may not always agree with her goals or methods.
>Flag's sword-wielding No. 2 has a strong moral code even as she still mourns the death of her husband.
>>84350240
I want the rumor wherethere's a red blur catching himto be true.
>Cannibalism aside, this resident of the Belle Reve prison sewer is quite the team player, especially when water is involved.
>>84350217
SHIT
>>84350226
>The monastic monster has squelched his fire-conjuring powers to a solitary flame as penance for the horrors he inflicted on those he's loved.
>It doesn't seem fair that a witch this menacing would possess a vessel as sweet and pure as archaeologist June Moone.
>>84350293
>Those he's loved
For fucks sake its meant to be some random child
>The rope master uses his indestructible twine to get himself out of all kinds of tangles. If only he was as good with authority figures.
>>84350293
>monastic
What. That word only has a literal meaning and I doubt he's an ex-monk. They probably meant repentant.
>>84350284
lol i get it now lol :D i understand the reference ^-^
>>84350270
It's not.
>>84350240
If they really are keeping his racism as they claim I hope there's a scene where he says something retarded and everyone just looks at him likes he's an idiot
Partialy because it would be funny but also because I want to see /pol/ get triggered over something that already happened right back in issue 4 of the first suicide squad series
Holy shit, the /tv/ leak is real. Nobody had said anything about El Diablo accidentally burning his family until then.
>>84350219
I'll bet all his targets are bad guys, too.
![Slipknot-DC-Character-Death-Suicide-Squad[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vvpaaD5.jpg "Slipknot-DC-Character-Death-Suicide-Squad[1].jpg")
>>84350315
>If only he was as good with authority figures.
What did he mean by this?
This is going to be such a neutered Suicide Squad.
>>84350422
I'm really mad if this is true it should be a random child not somebody he knows
>>84350315
DEAD MAN WALKIN
>>84350484
How? The bombs are in their necks not their dicks.
>>84350422
Link, or is it archived?
>>84350421
>liking racist jokes makes you a /pol/ack
>>84350496
It's real. The dude also said the government refuses to authorize the Suicide Squad until Enchantress attacks Midway City, which Entertainment Weekly also confirmed.
>>84350421
>says something retarded
>gets looked at like a retard
How does this trigger /pol/?
>>84350496
>not muh El Diablo
>being this autistic over a C list villain's origin story
>>84350598
>>>/tv/71537638
Dude didn't say much because /tv/ sperged at him.
>>84350670
>hurr he isnt popular so who gives a shit
>>84350278
Should've been King shark
>>84350715
You must be the kind of faggot that hates nu52 Superman solely because he doesn't wear his red tights
>>84350805
Except I like his costume
>>84350421
I hope he says something racist to the Joker and they both laugh about it. That would trigger tumblr hard.
>>84350696
But they're right. "It ain't me" was confirmed to be in the soundtrack, so that guy had to have been lying.
>>84350240
The real semen demon
Unf
>>84350150
What kind of haircut is that?
>>84351066
It's the JUST special
>>84350262
This one sticks out as weird. Shed look cooler in real military gear
>>84351066
>>84351118
It doesn't look that bad actually. Just the green hair that makes it look weird.
>>84350199
>more unhinged than Heath Ledger
more =/= better.
>>84351066
The one that literally every guy has right now?
I actually think this Joker looks alright. He has a lot of Alex Ross's costumes.
LEAVE JOKER'S BOIPUSSY TO ME
>>84350368
>:D
>^-^
do the world a favor and just kill yourself please you filthy weebtard.
>>84351024
You don't know how soundtracks work, do you?
>>84351278
>Not understanding an obvious joke
Dork.
>>84351066
The straight white male cut
Suicide Squad (out Aug. 5) takes place in a post-Superman world, following the events of Dawn of Justice, as the government grapples with how to respond the next time an alien visits Earth with less noble intentions than the Man of Steel. The answer, according to ruthless intelligence officer Amanda Waller (Viola Davis), is to recruit society's most vile criminals, armed with lethal skills and superhuman powers. Her first target is possessed archaeologist June Moone/Enchantress (Cara Delevingne).
Waller's program doesn't get a green light, though, until Midway City is threatened by a powerful mystical enemy, and Waller needs to activate the whole squad of prisoners. The baddies get a break. Deadshot (Will Smith) has his Second Amendment rights reinstated, Harley (Margot Robbie) is carefully excised from her birdcage, Diablo (Jay Hernandez) is released from his own fireproof fortress of solitude, Boomerang (Jai Courtney) and Slipknot (Adam Beach) strap their weapons back on, and Killer Croc (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) is popped from his swamp. The one condition for their restricted freedom: Obey orders or die, a rule strictly enforced by squad leader Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman), his samurai Katana (Karen Fukuhara), and the explosive devices inserted into their necks courtesy of Wayne Enterprises. (Thanks, Batman!) Throwing a wrench into all these plans is the tatted Gotham City arch-criminal, the Joker (Jared Leto), and his laser-like plan to reunite with his true love, Harley, mission be damned.
But a funny thing happens while these scumbags try to become heroes – they each must absolve themselves of their crimes even if society won't. And that's where it gets interesting. A layer of humanity – and sadness – resides underneath these characters' stories as they each grapple with whether they can be redeemed.
>>84350231
>I'm going to clone the Batman, THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A DARK KNIGHT!!!
>>84351212
Heath Ledger didn't seem all that crazy to me. It felt more like an act rather than actual insanity. "Do I look like a guy with a plan?" Kinda, yeah.
>>84351442
am i reading poorly? Or is first mission a enchantress recruitment then going into city is next mission? Or is enchantress the mystical enemy
>>84350315
>yfw Slipknot saves the day.
But seriously he does look kinda badass.
>>84350150
SPAGHETTI
>>84350150
>joker with a 10 inch dick
dceu truly is kino
>>84351442
Doesn't sound too bad, but this just makes me think. If each of these guys has something they bring to the table, what's the point of Harley Quinn? She doesn't have any special power or ability.
>>84350150
Spaghetti
>>84351662
She's whacky
>>84350150
Here's the Joker in his trademark facial expression: Scowl.
>>84350356
monastic
adjective mo·nas·tic \mə-ˈnas-tik\
Popularity: Bottom 40% of words
Simple Definition of monastic
: of or relating to monks or monasteries
: resembling or suggesting a monk or the life of a monk
Seems fine to me, senpai.
>>84350301
She looks literally and figuratively shitty.
>>84351662
Harley Quinn gives us a logical excuse to bring out the Joker. And that star pull sells tickets. Also, all the teenage girls can jerk off to romanticized mental illness. Looks like there's going to be another spike in Tumblrinas with self diagnosed psychiatric disorders. She and Deadshot are going to fuck too. They had to cast a black guy for the role to properly cuck Joker.(It feels so good to use that word non-ironically.)
>>84352151
Well yeah I know why they would do it from a business standpoint, but I want to know the in-universe justification. That should be interesting.
>>84351662
She has the most important power of all: Tie-in merchandising appeal.
>>84352151
Is that shitty gag from before or after that shitty gag about the voices on the trailer of the movie?
>>84351656
>>84352332
If BvS proved anything, they don't need a believable reason to do anything. The Joker will probably be loosely involved in some plot and the line "No one knows his sick mind better than she does" and she'll say something like "I've got a score to settle with that [gendered expletive] *tee hee*"
Where's my paycheck WB?
>>84350615
>>84350645
No I'm saying /pol/ will get triggered and say the rest of the squads reaction was sjw pandering
I am interested to see what sjws end up thinking of the movie
>>84350577
A fate worse then death
>>84350714
I'm still sad the justice league leaks were confirmed
A fucking motherbox scavenger hunt
>>84350921
God now I'm not sure what I want trigged tumblr or triggered /pol/
>>84352946
You'll just end up getting triggered /co/ like always.
>>84352397
I dident mind the voices gag it's the handbag theft gag that worry's me
>>84352426
>Grab your dick on stage in front of hundreds of people.
I'll never understand this. I mean, if you got it flaunt it but damn dude
>>84352999
Well /co/ has a lot of /pol/ and a decent amount of tumblr
>>84351212
Nobody implied it was better as much as different. Personally i think Leto will knock it out of the park. There has pretty much yet to be a bad live action Joker. Even Caesar Ramero was great for that version of Batman.
>>84351442
>the Joker (Jared Leto), and his laser-like plan to reunite with his true love, Harley,
>mfw
>>84352151
My god New 52 Harley looked awful. I would take the movie look any day of the week over that shit!
>>84353086
5% at the most easily more then any other board but still not that many
It just seems larger because one seems to be a mod
>>84353073
Not ideal but better then what we have been getting
The Lego films do there relationship well
>>84350538
I'm just imagining a poor non comics reader who is really interested in slipknot going to that film excited to see him in action
>>84353204
Why would anyone not familiar with the material be interested in a guy who's special ability is tying knots?
>>84350150
>>84350182
As a fan of TAS, finally seeing a live action Batman chasing down Joker and Harley is something i never thought i'd get to see.
>>84353307
I dunno maybe it's there fetish
>>84353307
He does look cool. They probably expect him to do shit like scorpion or ghost rider, but whit rope
>>84353364
I still can't believe they kept the damaged tattoo.
That was the one everyone made fun of the most.
>>84353358
He's barely even in the promotional material. I doubt anyone care about this guy.
>>84353364
Katana is cute!
CUTE!
>>84353383
A lot of people even liked the other tattoos.
I would say maybe 1% likes damaged
>>84353364
The Funko Pop looks like he just told a joke and is going "come on! That was funny, right?"
>>84353459
I hope the joker tells a joke
was it rape?
>>84353624
Is this real?
>>84351508
Yep. He had enough of a plan to force people on boats and bomb them
>>84351442
>post-Superman world
This combination of word will always make me feel sad, regardless of context
>>84353624
Batfleck is such a goddamned monster!
>>84353790
I don't think they will kill enchantress they need her for a jld villan
>>84353937
Because thats totally still going to get made.
>>84353624
das fake
affleck is taller
>>84353790
i doubt theyll kill croc. but all the others are definitely out.
>>84350724
This. Dont get me wrong, love Croc, but you can do so much more with King Shark. Hopefully Croc rotates out for the sequel
>>84352946
Both could work. Everyone could make fun of him for being racist, so his new best friend is Joker who is the only one who appreciates it. Problem solved.
>>84353307
>>84353358
I wanted him to be DC's Spiderman, but with different types of rope instead of web.
pls Ayer give us ropekino
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>84354403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSQ0psC1N54
>>84353307
His special ability was inventing indestructible rope, actually.
>>84354346
Maximum triggering achieved
Now just have joker slap Harley at the end after she leaves hi
Ok no that last one I'm not going to want we have been to dam long without
If not a single member of the squad dies would you consider the film salvageable in any way
I would be ok with full survivors in a later movie but here it would set a bad precedent
>>84350724
>>84354122
Get fucked. You never even heard of king shark if it wasn't for the fucking flash show.
>>84354696
>This faggot again.
Flash King Shark fucking sucks dicklicker. Go start a casual witch hunt elsewhere
>>84350231
Amanda Waller. She was married. She has a kid (kids?)
DC's primary MILF.
>>84353383
I can't believe how long people insisted it wasn't real.
Those same people insist he looks just fine now.
>>84354696
do you like being a faggot>
>>84350262
Goddamn, she looks absolutely perfect.
>>84350278
I guess he looks okay, but I yearn for the early days, when he wasn't just a dumb, freakish thug but also uncannily smart.
>>84354745
Unless it's changed since secret origins 14 she has a few but some died
>>84351485
>...IN MY BED!
>>84352913
>motherbox
I'd be excited if I wasn't 100% they're going to fuck up Kirby's creations.
>>84351598
>>84353204
>>84353358
I hope at least he gets to do one cool thing with his ropes before he blows up.
>>84355298
Well, the actor said this:
>When you researched the villains in the DC comics, everybody’s been through the assassin’s drill of training to kill. My skill is the ropes. Give me a rope and I can fight with it, I can tie you up. They were teaching me a move where if you try to throw a punch, I can use a rope to grab that punch, put the rope around your neck and just drop my weight and it snaps your neck. There’s a lot of martial art skills you can use with the rope and it was pretty cool, man! And I taught my daughter how to use certain moves with the ropes so if I reach out to grab my daughter who’s seven years old, she can trap my fists and spin me around and I can’t move (laugh)”
http://www.ramascreen.com/adam-beach-describes-his-suicide-squad-movie-character-slipknot/
So we will probably see something, at least.
>>84355378
Awww he sounds like he had so much fun
>>84351442
>a post-Superman world
>Such a definition is a thing in a world where Batman and who knows who else has been active for at least a decade before Superman
>Some of his rogues already must've showed feats of supernatural powers to the world
>Humanity already made contact with the magical Amazons and the Atlanteans to whatever extent
>Implication is that everything that makes Supes' relevant is laser eyes and particularly thick skin
in what world did they seriously think tattooing damaged was a good idea?
>>84356154
Earth-Hot Topic
>>84356154
Is this a trick question?
>>84356110
>>Humanity already made contact with the magical Amazons and the Atlanteans to whatever extent
when did they do that?
>>84356314
If the JL leaks are true, thousands of years ago when Darkseid first tried to invade.
>>84356314
WW in WW1. Someone somehow got footage of Aquaman, unless we want to assume it was just Lex. But that wouldn't be much better, because why does Lex Luthor hate Superman so much for being a super-person when he apparently already knew of almost as powerful beings and did nothing about them?
Also what >>84356350 said
>>84356314
thousands of years ago to fight Darkseid
Humans kept one motherbox, Themiscyra kept one, and the Atlantians kept one. Alegedly Black Canary led the human faction all those years ago
>>84356350
man was so primitive they had hearled these magical contracts made of stick and waste at darksied
>>84354403
i thought that was a dragon dildo at the top
>>84356350
>>84356394
>thousands of years ago to fight Darkseid
so what? it's not like the humans still remembers that.
>>84353624
You are a big bat
>>84356428
and? what are you trying to say?
My Marthabox brings all the bats to the yard and they're like
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>>84350262
where are the playboy pics?!?!
>>84350150
surprised hes not a black woman by now
I followed FilmCow around Playlist Live in 2012 trying to hang out with them but just ended up looking like a stalker.
I also played Halo with the "Charlie Bit My Finger" kid.
>>84350293
best character
>>84350315
Wait his super power is rope?
>>84351508
Well, yeah. Its the Joker. Hes the definition of a schemer. He's just a hypocrit and a liar and a two faced piece of shit that'll say anything to manipulate people.
>>84354658
Slipknot is for sure dead. El Diablo is likely going to sacrifice himself for the team.
>>84351508
He NEEDS to be that though. A random madman being even remotely a challenge to the world's greatest detective and athlete isnt believable when he's so insane he can't think up a consistent plan.
>>84354658
I hope they dont kill off diablo desu, im sure people would love a decent cholo human torch.
>>84350211
DREAM
>>84357034
I would. He seems alright, both from the trailer and recent Suicide Squad comics
>>84356412
Is a FAMAS
>>84350315
They didn't even bother to show him in half of the promotional material. I know this has been said to death but it still makes me laugh how much of an obvious goner he is.
>>84350506
kek
>>84350199
>Not mentioning Romero's Joker
>>84353624
>>84353641
If so it was definitelynotrape.
>>84354696
>>84354738
Both of your statements are bullshit.
>>84351662
I'll be frank.
Half the Squad is just "guy with gun"
But you call out the "woman with gun" because you have latent sexist sentiments
Its okay. You can improve
>>84356110
He's their first contact with actual aliens and the entire world was threatened.
>>84357324
god, emerson's joker was fantastic.
>>84353408
JUST
>>84357222
>he survives
That would be the best red herring.
>>84357499
El Diablo: Fire
Killer Croc: strength, durability
"Monster T": Hopefully the same powers as Tattooed Man in the comics
Slipknot: Ropes
Deadshot: NEVER MISSES
Rick Flag and Katana are there for supervision. I guess you could make an argument for Captain Boomerang, but that's it. You're wrong and just mad that I called out your "waifu" on being useless. There's literally no strategic reason for her to be there if they already have Deadshot and Rick Flag. Even Boomerang is more useful than her because he's good with boomerangs. She is just a detriment to the team.
>>84350182
>>84350315
is Harley gonna cuck the Joker with everyone on the team?
>>84359777
Yeah, even Amanda Waller.
>>84353324
>MOMS GONNA FREAK
>I don't know how much longer I can hold in this dump
>Am I Hot Topic enough for you mistah J?
>>84359777
she is going to get blacked
>>84350368
>understand
I see what you did there
>>84350250
A shit goatee makes him look like an inbred sister fucker.
>>84353383
I haven't heard anyone complain about it outside of 4chan. Normal people literally couldn't care less and were fucking dressing up as him for Halloween last year.
>>84350150
Batman, I have a job for you...
>>84353624
Not really. It does make me wonder when the flashbacks take place though.
>>84362870
Fuck, meant to reply to >>84353961, not >>84353624
>>84355528
>an actor who has fun and cares about the character is going to bite it
>neo-Will Smith is going to live
No justice.
>>84363098
All of the actors seem to have had fun and cared about the characters they were playing you enormous faggot.
best
>>84354403All around me are similar faces
>>84360790she already was
>>84351066
slicked back undercut
it was popular in the 20s and has returned from the grave
I like it.
>>84363692
>that yummy tummy
>>84363821
Yeah I love it. It looks really nice, but I don't think I could pull it off myself.
>>84350150
I just want to know if the Joker is Jason Todd
>>84350278
He looks like Amazing Spider Man 2 Electro if he got herpes all over himself.
>>84350301
She looks like Christopher Walken if he played a female Jack Sparrow.
>>84362870
Big Guys.
>>84350301
Her teeth looks whiter than ever, here
>>84350182
Ah yeah, I love when hookers shop at Hottopic!
oh wait it's just Harley.
>>84353364
The only good chibi shit company already made a Joker, do you guys think any actually decent chibi figure company would touch this? Also that fucking dorbz (what even is dorbz?) is creeping me out.
>>84350301
>>84351853
Why don't they just wash her? Is that the suicide squad mission?
>>84363692
best waifu of the movie
>>84359777
Sause????
>>84359592
BTFO
>>84368496
Kira Miro - No lo llames amor
>>84352426
>basic boy tattoos
lol cool
>>84350724
Why? They're the exact same. At least with this you can appreciate the lack of CGI.
>>84351442
>the explosive devices inserted into their necks courtesy of Wayne Enterprises
I can't wait to act offended all over again!
>>84351662
She's a known Joker flunky. Merely putting her on the team will make most street toughs afraid to fuck with the squad and gives them potential underworld contacts they wouldn't otherwise have. She's the only one with a standing in an actual gang, as far as I know.
>>84367198
>nendos
>good
>>84368682
Thank
>>84351182
Well that's the fucking Joker, did you expect blone hair?
>Allin tattoo
Snyderverse Joker is a GG Allin fan? Explains a lot.
>>84359592
>Even Boomerang is more useful than her because he's good with boomerangs
Should they bring Captain Buggywhip as well?
>>84369014
This makes sense. I hope that's the justification used in the movie. Maybe something about having to use up less resources by having Harley on the team, since random thugs will be less likely to attack.
>>84350262
100/10 waifu material
>>84350645
everything triggers /pol/ they're a bunch of hugbox babbies
>>84352151
Tumblr straight up hates this movie already man, same as 4chan. All the same complaints too. Like, not even special snowflake general likes this movie.
Please, God, let this movie be good. I desperately want this movie to be good.
Why can't Joker be a classic gangster with CUHRAZY hair color and makeup anymore
why's he always gotta be some edgy memelord now
>>84370750
>everyone hates this movie
I like it.
