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Why haven't you checked your genetic privilege yet, /co/?
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Why haven't you checked your genetic privilege yet, /co/?
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For one things, mutants of the X-Men variety don't real. But if they did, I'd absolutely support their having rights, not being hunted down by sentinels, etc.

I'd also call people out on anti-mutant rhetoric, just like I do now when people are racist or sexist.
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>>84328083
Like being able to blow things up with my mind? That sort of privilege?
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>>84328109
*For one thing

Sorry, typo.
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>>84328109
Except a real reason exists to be wary of mutants since they can fucking nuke cities.
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Mutants are the genetically privledged ones.
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>>84328109
Seriously how did congress pass that bill?
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>>84328109
They should be fucking registered though. All it takes is one omega level asshole or one stupid kid with power creep and BLAMO!
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>>84328147
No when they are less than 1% of the population and are getting killed
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>>84328145
So can rich genetically "normal" ceos.
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>>84328145
They can also heal the sick
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>>84328145
>this hypothetical mutie might be dangerous
>better send a gigantic robot with laser beam eyes to nuke his location
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>>84328158
>we should just violate their rights and register them like sex-offenders
Spoken like a true white cisgendered heterosexual homo sapien male
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>>84328170
Yeah cause that's happened SOOO many times.
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>>84328170
Really? C.E.Os can just wake up one day and shoot radiation blasts out of their dick and kill millions of people?
>>84328172
For every relatively benign power like that, you have 10x the amount of violent and often out of control powers.
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>>84328083
I recently did and you know what I noticed?
>riding in a convertible car
>Top down
>on a hawaiian highway

my privileges are fucking amazing.
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MIST THE MUTANTS!
GENE WAR NOW!
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>>84328194
No, we dont need to kill them all, but they should be seperated from normal society and a registry should exist listing the types of powers each mutie has.
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>>84328167
Yes. Other people get killed too but we still aren't genetically predisposed to having amazing powers.
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>>84328205
No they just tank the world economy.
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>>84328083
mutant lives dont matter, they come back from the dead all the damn time.
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fuck muties
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>>84328158
How would registration prevent that?
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>>84328145
If someone said to me, "I have the ability to nuke cities," yes, I'd be wary. At the same time, it's not much better for me if someone pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me unexpectedly, so should I be all that wary of everyone with pockets?
>>84328158
I disagree. But then, I don't support the government registering firearms either. Or existing, while we're on the subject.
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>>84328229
>be CEO
>wake up one morning and think "fuck the economy"
>call Jeeves to bring you economy destroying remote control
>press big red button
>economy gone
>go back to bed
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>>84328083
Mutant Lives doesn't Matter. Only Inhuman Lives Matter.
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>>84328223
Crooked Medusa should answer for her war crimes!
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>>84328229
One C.E.O will have a neglible effect on the economy by himself. A mutant can blow up a city, mind control people into commiting crimes or all other kinds of evil deeds. They need to be contained for the safety of normal people.
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>>84328275
>I don't support the government registering firearms either. Or existing, while we're on the subject.
Well, you are a fucking idiot.
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>>84328225
Sounds like a recycled anti-gun argument
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>>84328285
Optic blasts can't melt adamantium claws!
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>>84328109
if xmen was real i would unironically support the sentinels hunting them down
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>>84328265
Constant surveillance teams and strike squads ready to move at a moment's notice. That's how you fucking mutie lover.
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>>84328145
But you can do that after you take swim in gamma river.
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>>84328275
>At the same time, it's not much better for me if someone pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me unexpectedly, so should I be all that wary of everyone with pockets?
A lone person with a knife, or even a gun can kill at most a hundred or so people. When you could shoot laserbeams out of your eyes, control the weather or warp people's very minds, you are a danger to a lot more than that.
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>All these Super Powered Freaks
>Not Using the Greatest Power Of Human Ingenuity and Perseverance.
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>>84328083
FUCK MUTIES!
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>>84328311
Magneto killed JFK and Professor X covered it up!
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>>84328304
Big difference with bring able to kill a few people with a gun vs entire cities, countries or even the whole planet.
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>>84328275
>At the same time, it's not much better for me if someone pulls out a pocket knife and stabs me unexpectedly, so should I be all that wary of everyone with pockets?
If, say, you are alone in a dark alley yes you should.
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What makes mutants any worse than somebody who gets their powers through some accident or technology or something? Serious question.

Seriously. Green Goblin blew up a building down the street from where I live and as far as I can tell, all he has is a hoverboard and some grenades stuck inside pumpkins. Someone with Captain America's powers could rip my head from my shoulders, and we know he got his powers through an experiment.

But, while both superhero and mutant registration acts have been put forward, I've never seen any for literally everyone with superpowers.

Let's just register fucking tights. They all seem fond of them for some bizarre-ass reason.
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>>84328400
>register all people with super powers
I firmly agree with this. However, mutant powers tend to be much more unstable than metas who got them through other means, so they need to be looked at more intently.
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>>84328329
It literally took a half second for Scarlet Witch to say "No More Mutants." and fuck the world.
Strike teams wouldn't do shit. Even registering them wouldn't do shit because by the time you register them, they rewrite reality to be unregistered. And you can't kill them. not permanently anyway. That's the definition of the Omega level powerset: can survive the destruction of the universe.
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>>84328083
Sauce/
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>>84328449
That does not mean we should not be actively containing lesser mutants, and devising plans to deal with the so called "omega" level mutants.
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I blame Morrison for making mutants with shitty powers
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>Hammer Industries comes out with a simple power suppressor that you can wear on your wrist
>90% effective, affordable, stylish
>muties fill the streets in protest
>picketing, yelling, throwing bottles and shit
>one mutie gets so pissed that he loses control of his powers and melts a city block with psychic backlash
>getting ice cream for my family wh8le they play at the park
>turn around just in time to watch my wife and kids vaporized by that shithead's tantrum
>some bald fuck sweeps in on a black jet to whisk him away so he'll never face justice
>somehow I'm the asshole for being angry

I still can't eat ice cream without crying.
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>>84328449
>no more mutans
>a fucked up world
Sounds like paradise to me, living in a world without any filthy muties.
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>>84328498
Exactly. We, the normal people of the world, need to precautions to ensure the safety of ourselves and our families.
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See, my brain says "that guy that can nuke a city if he gets mad needs to be stopped before he endangers us all".

But my dick says "that chick can nuke a city if she gets mad. Put me in her, now, your children will rule the stars".

Since I'm a heterosexual male, I'm going to have to be on the side with the superior women.
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>>84328498
HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FOR HUMANS!!!!!
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>>84328498
That's what you get for buying Hammer.
>Stark masterrace reporting in
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Do people that disagree with mutant registration also disagree with having to register fire arms?
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>>84328561
Do people who support putting all Muslims on a register also support the registration of firearms?
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>>84328531
>Most mutie chicks are 11/10
>they only go for either canuck manlets or visor wearing chads
FUCK IT KILL EM ALL;_;
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>>84328578
I do.
It is important to know people that own firearms as much as it is to know people that can melt my face with their eyes.
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>>84328578

Yes?
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>>84328578
That's a bad analogy. A religion doesn't carry inherent danger the way a firearm does.
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>>84328272
Magneto is a mutie AND a kike. He should be the first to die.
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>>84328604
When it is an ideology that preaches hate, intolerance and violence like islam, it is inherently more of a threat than a simple tool
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>>84328519
Sounds like fascism.

Mutants are a blessing, any citizen can be born with the ability to stand up to a tyrannical government.

But in a world without mutants, the only ones with the ability to nuke a city are controlled by SHIELD. Who knows who they really answer to, if they wanted they could probably mobilize and take over the world within hours.

You think its a coincidence that there's an Avengers group near the biggest cities in the US?

No, every time I have a child my community gets a little safer because we've got ourselves another red blooded American patriot who can shoot freedom lasers out of their eyes or walk through oppressive police barricades. No matter who wins the election in November, MODOK or Medusa, I know my daughter and my nephew can keep the world safe.
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>>84328593
>>84328578
>Muslism
I read mutants, sorry.

Anyway, no, registering muslims does nothing, meanwhile registering firearms helps criminal investigations.
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>>84328620
No it isn't.
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>>84328641
Yes it is.
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>>84328578
Whatever the opposite of filthy Libertarian subhumans is does.

If Libertarians had their way, we'd all be running around forming teams to fight over our viewpoints and not knowing who our real enemies are.
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>>84328109
The Sentinels are the correct move. Telepaths need to be exterminated. The right to the privacy of your own thoughts is the most fundamental human freedom there is.
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>>84328620
>hydrafags
Go back to /pol/ you red skullhead!
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>>84328083
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>>84328657
No, it isn't.
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>>84328677
Hydra is in the right.
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>>84328400
>What makes mutants any worse than somebody who gets their powers through some accident or technology or something? Serious question.
Nothing and that's why x-men belongs in a difrent universe
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>>84328255
kek
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>>84328657
I'm not here to argue about the philosophy of religion with you /pol/faggot. Guns are things literally made to kill people. Much in the same way a mutie with laser beam eyes can kill people. Ideologies can't do that
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>>84328698
Yes it is.
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>>84328672
You don't outlaw binoculars because you don't want to be spied on, you buy window shades. If you don't want your thoughts read, you wear a lead-lined mask like the rest of us.

Freedom is not the price for you to broadcast your masturbatory habits like you've got a megaphone to your mouth while you fap.
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>tfw no mutation/inhuman stuff/freak accidents/super genius/money
Living in this world of marvels as a mundane is truly suffering...
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>>84328722
No it isn't.
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>>84328720
>I'm not here to argue about the philosophy of religion with you tumblr faggot. Muslims are things literally made to kill people. Much in the same way a mutie with laser beam eyes can kill people. Guns dont kill by thenselves.
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Man I can't wait to sign up with Magneto.
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>>84328720
Funny. Humans never formed any Human Brotherhood and destroyed the Golden Gate Bridge.

Rebuilding that thing isn't cheap you know.

inb4 HYDRA, that doesn't count because we can actually deal with them before they do any damage.
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>>84328724
>you wear a lead-lined mask
Why not just make it out of asbestos while at it?
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>>84328738
Yes it is.
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>>84328731
What about that Gwenpool chick? She's normal, she just got a metahuman awareness somehow and it gave her luck magic or something.

You can just do whatever she did. Drop acid and listen to Master Of Puppets backwards or something, it can't be that hard considering she can't even afford leggings or get on the Avengers.
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>>84328083
That shirt is bullshit. Mutant Lives aren't even guaranteed to be matter. Some of them have been turned, genetically, into energy.
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>>84328198
>The govt knowing that you have superpowers is taking your rights away
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>>84328746
Try replacing "muslims" with "fascists" or any other group of people in human history
>Guns dont kill by thenselves
Well that's the issue innit? There'd be a bunch of muties out there with lasers able to do whatever the fuck they wanted unlike any given non-gun owning muslim.
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>>84328760
Lead-lined, not lead coated. Lots of stuff is lead-lined that you use every day.

With sense like that no wonder your DNA keeps making fucked up mutant babies, you probably used the sound of a microwave to put your kids to sleep.
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>>84328083
YOU DARE CALL THAT THING HUMAN?
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>>84328826
Muslims just use other methods, like blowing themsleves up. Unfortunately they dont need mutant powers for that.
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>>84328167
Billionaires are a similar minority but we don't consider them underprivileged.
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>>84328846
You should put yourself in their shoes. By blowing yourself up. In an empty field.
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>>84328109
But mutants are generally dangerous. They are like unlicensed weapons.
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>>84328109
Screw this tree hugging hippy bullshit.
GAS THE MUTANTS.

With powers that can go from something like being to know where there is water to nuclear nukes tier powers.
Not only that but what about criminals from all kind of races with powers( I live on east of L.A and man it get really ugly when chicanos fight other gang or black guys).

Your point while admirable is too damn idealist
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>>84328841
Well, yeah.

My dick so far has reliably only craved humans.

Besides, if you can shag and make a non-sterile baby that means you're the same species. Just a different sub-species.
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but, aren't we all... mutants?
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>>84328083
>>84328255

Would I be kicked out of a con for cosplaying John McClane from Die Hard 3 with a sign saying "I HATE MUTIES"?
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>>84328876
Kek. Stay mad. You know that islam is far more of a threat to the average man than a tool by itself.
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>>84328892
Nuclear bombs*
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>>84328896
What a racist ugh I can't even just ugh
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>>84328641
>>84328657
>>84328698
A+
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>>84328892
Idealism is trusting the government to take away superpowered private citizens.

Where does that leave us? As defenseless sheeple.
With a sheep that can crush your brain with their mind in the herd, the flock stays safe.

Who's to say they won't gas most of the mutants, and keep some with slave collars as secret police.

The only way to be truly free is when your mom or your grandson can fight an army.
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>>84328578
You know that radical Islamists are already under surveillance, right?
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>>84328896
>>84328918
Reverend Stryker disapproves of this.
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>>84328960
>With a sheep that can crush your brain with their mind in the herd, the flock stays safe.
More like the herd is forced to be Shepard of a cliff by the mega sheep at the top of the pack
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>>84328083
Ah, of course. Fucking muties hogging the spotlight. What about Gamma irradiated folks, huh? Hulk did literally nothing wrong and they shot him into space!
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>>84328901
Yeah, but some of us are more mutant than others. Just saying Omega level represent
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>>84328960
The problem with that is, we actually have more rights under a government of our peers and not someone with superpowers. At least with modern governements, they need to have some popular support. Not everyone has to love them, but they need enough people who love that government that they can keep the others in line. Not true with a mutie, who can do whatever they want with or without the support of other people.
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>>84329060
Zetas deserve rights too!
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If the average Marvel citizen wasn't a gigantic idiotic asshole I'd probably understand the hate for mutants more.
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>>84329087
>literally whoas
Oh look at me, I have one extra eye and a blob of fat hanging off my neck, mutant and proud! When we take over you'll be a slave like the rest of the meat
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>>84329144
I always found it weird that the more human looking mutants were the most powerful. It seems like the monsterous ones should be more powerful in general.
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>>84329138
>Average marve citizen is an asshole
>has the potential to shoot 9/11 beams out his mouth one day
gee, I wonder why they're so quick to cull the mutants
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>>84328960

What happens when the brain-crushing sheep decides that he should be in charge because he can crush brains?

What about when he decides he deserves the money in your sheep wallet? Your sheep house? Your ewe wife?
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Robot Lives Matter. Not even so called heroes respect or even acknowledge the sanctity of cyber life.

How many times do you hear, oh it's a robot I don't have to hold now back rip and tear!

Robophobes the lot of 'em.
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>>84329174
Exactly. Which is why the mutant problem needs to be kept on reservations, for the safety of humanity.
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>>84329067
I'm not saying we need to vote for Bernie Sandman and Ted Crusher, but I think the lical mayor gets a bit more honest if he knows some of his constituents can read his mind and turn invisible.
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>>84329138
It's always Johhny
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>>84329234
You don't need to vote for anyone when the invisible mind reading man decides he should be president for life.
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>>84329234
And im saying that bernie sandman would no longer needs votes, he could just muscle his way into control. Your argument relies on the fact that the most powerful mutant is going to be some kind of saint, and i doubt that highly.
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>>84329159
I think it was some X-Men year one comic I was reading where the class visits the carnival where the ugly freakish mutants were performing. The uglies told them to fuck off because they can still fit into society. really makes you think
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>>84329184
Ultron plz
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>>84328255
eve doesn't rhyme with scum.
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>>84329348
it's not supposed to rhyme
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>>84329138
X-Men was written because after Stan Lee's wife miscarried they tried to adopt kids. Basically every orphanage in New York was run by religious groups of whatever faith, and a book had come out recently suggesting that mixed-faith households are functionally broken homes.

So because he was a Jew anf she was Catholic, no orphanage of any faith would let them adopt. A Jewish Rabbi told Stan god may have been trying to send them a message by killing their unborn daughter.

Rumor is Stan's wife attempted suicide because of the shaming they got, either way Stan was super pissed for a long time and told the Bullpen to make a book about how everyone is a fucking asshole, anyone can be a douche but anyone can be awesome.

So you got a book where most of humanity are arbitrarily pieces of shit, the main villain is a Holocaust survivor who is emulating Nazis, and the heroes are a motley crue of a grab bag of races and cultural backgrounds all being treated like shit.

Remember that in the US at the time, Russians were like North Korean ISIL members but Colossus was written lime a hero and a very likeable guy despite being Russian.
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>>84329359
>A Jewish Rabbi told Stan god may have been trying to send them a message by killing their unborn daughter.
Why did this guy escape the ovens? Fucking hell, that's just evil.
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>>84329359
Jesus tap dancing Christ
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>>84329359
>A Jewish Rabbi told Stan god may have been trying to send them a message by killing their unborn daughter.
The absolute madman.
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>>84329389
Jewish law. Its fine for jewish women to marry non jewish men, but not for jewish men to marry non jewish women. This is because jews consider the child part of the religion of the mother.
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>>84329174
I send my son who can send people to other dimensions to fight for his father!

My point is we need mutants on our side. If we send them away or let Uncle Sam take them, we've bared our asses and put out wallets on top of our kiesters and decided to pray nobody takes advantage of us being defenseless.

Sure, not every man was a Minuteman. But all it takes is knowing your son and your neighbor can show uo when Mr. Washington calls for them.
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>>84329336
Hey, my wife was created as Ultron's granddaughter!
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>>84329260
>>84329269
You think you're safer because your candidate says he isn't a mind-reading cloaker?

Only a mind reader knows a mind reader, and when all of us can be invisible nothing can be kelt from the people.
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>>84328083

>asshole mutant with the power to blow stuff up by looking at it decides to rob banks
>x-men show up
>destroy entire city block fighting him
>sentinels show up and blow up more of the city trying to fight the mutants
>magneto comes and takes mutant away from cops and x-men
>people get upset and yell at the mutants
>jean mindrapes makes everyone think they destroyed their own neighborhood because they like to sleep outside
>x-men just leave and go back home to fancy mansion

lol why doesn't anyone like mutants guys
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>>84329359
>a motley crue of a grab bag of races and cultural backgrounds

Stan Lee's X-Men were 5 white kids living in a rich white guy's mansion.
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>>84329461
We have ways of detecting muties, assuiming we have the technogy of the marvel governement.
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>>84329359
Dude, Colossus was created what, 15 years after the OG X-Men?

I mean, that story makes some sense, but still.

Also, for the people insulting the rabbi, religious leaders (of any religion) pull that sort of shit all the time

"oh so ur dad got aids durin his blood transfusion LOL THIS MUST BE A MESSAGE FROM HASHEM ALLAH GOD YAHVEH BUDDHA KRISHNA et.c", and it actually works (sometimes).
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>>84329511
>Also, for the people insulting the rabbi, religious leaders (of any religion) pull that sort of shit all the time
And this is supposed to make it okay? I wear my fedora proudly when I tell people like that to drop dead from colon cancer.
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>>84329389
>>84329397
>>84329403
To be fair, the Rabbi that said that was a New York Jew.

Dropping stereotypes, Jews were treated like all ethnic groups in New York in the early 1900's, they were treated like shit and mocked and given their own neighborhood to squat in. So like the Italians and Irish and Germans and Chinese, they became a rough and tumble sort who had their own criminal gangs.

Unlike the Jews of Germany, who were the cultured upper middle class, that Rabbi was like an Italian New York guy in his 50's that had spent a good twenty years in a street gang getting into fistfights with the Irish and Cubans.
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>>84329413
Religion is stupid.

That is all.
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>>84329436
Miscegenation will NOT be tolorated
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>>84329540
Yeah mate, I'm an atheist but honestly, making it seem like your unborn child or dead relative were only taken away because of some plan that you can't understand, but is part of a bigger good, can relieve people.

I don't even agree, tbqh, but still, it's one of the functions of religion, I suppose: to give meaning to death and tragedy.
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>>84329544
The jewish mafia actually did wonders for the existence of comic books, no shit.

They used the first publishers for all sorts of racketeering and money laundering, since most of the creators were jewish themselves and immigrants and jews are both extremely insular.
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>>84329497
That technology is flawed, if you knock boots with a prostitute in Rio while on shore leave you can get mutant AIDS and those robots will disintigrate you like any mutant.

You want to let an American hero recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor get turned to dust because he tried to lose his virginity at eighteen before he was shipped off to war against the Skrulls?

Besides, if technology was safe we wouldn't have Ultron identity thefting thousands of people to fund his new army every few years.
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>>84329602
Well, it is an unfortunate sacrifice that we have to make to ensure the safety of the many.
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>>84329549
You're just mad that my wife is hotter and can beat yours in a fight.

Plus, no period or unplanned pregnancies. We just had to have the gynomechanic flip a switch, and her nanomachine egg was ready and waiting.
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>>84329544
>To be fair, the Rabbi that said was most likely linked to the mafia
That just makes it worse anon.
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>>84329668
You go say that at the VA.

You'll be crab-walking away with an adamantium prosthetic leg shoved up your ass.

Besides, no American political party will turn on the vets like that. Even Donald MODOK, and he just this morning reversed his position from registering only Skrulls to registering everyone from "invasionist" parts of outer space in general.
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>>84329676
>my wife is hotter and can beat yours in a fight
You fucked up anon
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>>84329356
When eve and steve does then eve should rhyme with scum.
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>>84329736
>what is an isolated case
If an american soldier happened to get a deadly virus that could kill millions, i doubt anyone would argue that putting him in quarentine would be wrong.
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>>84329732
Dude, in 1940's New York basically EVERYONE was in one gang or another.

Not all were mafias. Some were just pissed off kids angry about not being considered American enough that picked fights with other gangs on weekends.

Ignoring the singing and the snapping, West Side Story is pretty much NYC between 1870 and 1960. Gangs of kids united by ethnic minority and/or neighborhood who just want to fight for no reason.

REAL mafias would recruit from them sometimes, but would also have a hard time dealing with them. The Third Street Yancy Boys are as likely to join or buy whatever you're selling as they are to bust up your front business by picking a fight with your boys because they were once in the Fifth Street Pirates.
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>>84329771
Happy anniversary, you two.
Hold on, let me light the candles. Honey, isn't your thumb a lighter? Why don't you get that for them.
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>>84329870
At least my wife has a vagina
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>>84329816
"Donald MODOK says he's on the side of veterans. But he also said he would kill veterans if they were in the way of his plans for world unification. Don't vote for someone against those who served our country. Medusa plans to expand the VA budget, providing nanite implants to help out wounded and disabled heroes return to civilian life.
This message was paid for by the Medusa Presidential Committee."
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>>84329911
Wait, this is from Carnage's first appearance, right? Spidey was such a dick to Venom in the end.
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>>84329960
Yeah, it was pretty uncalled for what he did
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>>84329911
Have fun knowing that it can grow teeth faster than you can say "castration cuckoldery".
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>>84329993
>implying my loving wife would do that to me
enjoynot having a cellphone or computer because your possesive grandaughter of Ultron wife doesnt want you talking to those "Siri and Cortana bitches"
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>>84330077
Why would I need either? Playing video games and jerking off to porn is literally spending a quiet romantic evening together.

But you spend five minutes away without saying anything, you'll come back to a psycho talking in the third person and talking about "us" and "we" and "brains".
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>>84329416
Even if we keep mutants there's not guarantee they decide to help us. Most of them would like-Man I'm more powerful than ever and I can do what I what.

Once again too damn idealistic and relies on the muties of our side to not go rogue, which is absurd. Not only that but you would creative a conflict between pro goverment (which probably has mutants) and your side.
When Washington knocks the door they are not going to be there to talk, and peobably there's going to be a the boys kind of team working for them
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>>84330216
Typical anti-symbiote accusations, nothing but propaganda from the days of her father.
>boring quiet romantic evenings
Has your wife ever taken you web-swingging across the city? Or shared some of herself with you so you can dance across the rooftops together?
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>>84330232
So the answer is making the government the only side with mutants?

Look, I hate my neighbors and my kids as much as the next man, but when President Osborn shows up with a tax on condoms I'll be glad they're there.
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>>84330427
Look, I'm not saying Symbiotes are bad, the last generation made it's mistakes and I can't hold your family accountable for covering downtown in black sludge any more than you can blame mine for that virus that made all the cellphones in the world download and play the Steve Buscemi sex tape on repeat.

I'm just saying my wife is better than your wife, and my son was the lead in the school play instead of yours because he's a got more talent.
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>>84328083

I-Is that Skin Diamond?
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>>84329161
>I <3 JUSUS

kek
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>>84328083
>born with superpowers
>not the privelidged ones
Are you retarded or just memeing?
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>>84330656
Your son was the lead because he can just download the lines and play recordings off the internet while performing. Your son is a hack and your wife runs is a toaster
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>>84328641
>kill in the name of the prophet and be rewarded
>that's not promoting violence
Bruh, you could just compare to the fucked up shit in the bible as an out, you don't have to pretend bad things aren't in the Qur'an. That's just stupid.
Though, granted, there aren't as many Christian extremist groups running nations and enforcing the crazy parts of their holy book, but still, ignoring the problem doesn't solve it.
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Nah, Muties are Satan's most insidious plot against humanity, to corrupt us through our children while they're still in the womb. The Lord created man and woman in his image, blessed with his grace. Muties break that sacred mold. They're not the creation of Lord, but of the devil. Don't listen to this idiot, /co/, Muties deserve to be wiped off the earth in the name of The Lord.
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>>84328083
Except mutants are the ones that are 'genetically privileged' in having ridiculous superpowers?
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>>84328349
Money?
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>>84330812
That's fighting words from someone who's family gets the shakes when Sunday churchbells ring.
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>>84328255
>adam and eve
>not adam and FILTHY MUTIE SCUM
fucking hilarious, my sides.
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>>84330914
There's a big caveat where you can ignore any war and thus be completely pacifist if the war's not willed by God so if you don't like a war you can just cross your arms and go, "Well, I don't see Allah blessing this" and if a cleric tries to go "Well I do" then you don't have to listen to him because he's not the Pope, you don't have Popes.

Worked for Muhammed Ali.
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>>84332349
Even the Pope can't actually order you to go to war. Excommunication over a refusal to violate a Commandment is a grey area on whether you go to hell or not, its easy to interpret it that no religion actually forces you to fight.

Except Taoism, where violence must exist for there to be peace. But that just requires knowledge of self defense, not genocide.
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>>84328212
>>on a hawaiian highway
What?
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Muties are the worst.
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>>84328109
Mugga please. We only need reasonable restrictions on high capacity assault mutants.

NYC has strict weapon laws, supported by the voters. You shouldn't get a pass just because the weapon is in your genetic code..
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>>84328194
Hypothetical my ass. Mutants blow entire city blocks up on a regular basis.

>>84328170
And the nuclear regulatory agencies crawl up the ass of every CEO who can. We need the same level of scrutiny for assault mutants.
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>>84329184
Robots are the best.
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>>84328338
>warp people's very minds

It happens every day.
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