https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CpKsFdAY5w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDvhh6MJBT0
>>84326522
>oh no I'm crying
>OH NO, now I'M CRYING because YOU'RE crying
seriously, when will it stop?
>>84326567
Never. It will never stop. It will keep going!... just to annoy you.
>>84326522
Oh look Woolie finally left the Woolie Hole
>>84326522
>Pearl in a suit
Unf.
>>84326522
my nigga greg got paid
shit is lit
But yeah Bismuth seems fun.
>>84326522
I smell a ship
>>84326741
>Pearl
Unf.
But......whens Peedle coming back?
>>84326787
>P
Unf.
>>84326757
....
he loses all his money by end doesn't he?
>>84326827
You know damn well he does anon
>>84326522
>unlike that termite redden barn
Lapis and Peridots home BTFO
>>84326827
He's Greg. The only reason why he gets up in the morning is Steven, and he doesn't even hold custody of the boy. A shell of a man whose only crime was to love a space rock. He's made for suffering and I love him for it.
pearl ruins everything as usual
>>84326522
lapis finds out bismuth ruined her life
>>84326884
>pearl is unbearably sexy as usual
>>84326522
Pearl and Greg will dance together by the end of the episode! I'm more hyped than that for Bismuth really.
ame reformed again
>>84326884
>pearl ruins everything as usual
Yeah, cunts gonna cunt. She can't handle it that Murdercock was irresistible to Rose.
can we talk bout how greg just dance-raped pearl?
>>84326975
what goes around comes around, I guess
>>84326522
Bismuth is really ugly.
>>84326522
>It's going to be a 'character gets rich and loses it all in one episode' episode
End my life.
>>84327133
>greg just remains a billionaire for the rest of the series
you can do it sucrose
break the cycle
>>84326757
I get the feeling Bismuth's gonna turn out to be kind of unstable though. Seems like Rose had her bubbled for a reason.
>>84327158
>upgrades from living in a van to living in a ferrari
>>84326522
Just when I thought this shows characters couldn't get any uglier.
By the way, why is it the Sucrose Jewess can't draw more than 3 types of heads?
>>84327203
That sounds uncomfortable.
>>84327203
Wouldn't that be a downgrade since he'd be losing space? Limo makes more sense.
>>84327210
because the show isn't even in her style but you wouldn't know that because you're a shitposting moron
>>84327133
Maybe he'll just get enough to upgrade his van into a more spacious, less shitty one?
I don't see them giving him an actual house but who knows
>>84327133
I mean I don't think he is actually suppose to be rich, I think its more like he just saved up a bunch of money to show Steven and Pearl although maybe bringing Pearl was Steven's idea, a good really nice time
>pearlfags
>>84327133
>It's not even Greg's fault
>He loses it because Pearl sinks it all, thinking it's the best for all of them
>>84327332
accurate
>>84327246
>>84327220
Is joke, friends.
>>84327332
Me on the right.
>>84326795
>Gem not on tongue or uvula
Just when Lapis learns to smile again Bismuth comes back. Oh I'm going to love this train wreck.
PEARLXBISMUTH LEWDS WHEN
>That leak on the top
It looks fake.
anons,
am i a degenerate for shipping greg and pearl?send help
>>84327583
http://www.avclub.com/article/summer-steven-universe-includes-uzo-aduba-and-all--239210
i miss jasper
>>84327659
ofc not. it's one of the only good ships
>>84327851
I do too anon. But take solace in the fact that the next time we see her, she's probably gonna be a broken monster :(
>>84327851
inb4 Jasper returns and saves Steven from Bismuth when she goes off the wall
Jasper when
I want my stronk waifu without the inevitable bussing because her VA took half the show's budget out in a single episode
holy shit that bismuth looks awful and sounds like some black stereotype
>>84327414
Here ya go
>>84326741
>>84326787
indeed
>>84327959
>It's a Bismuth tries to murder Steven thinking it'll make Rose come back episode
>>84327963
Better.
>>84327996
>>84327851
>>84327922
>Jasper protects Steven because only she's allowed to kill Rose
>she's waiting for him to get as strong as she remembers Rose was to duel him
>ends up eventually becoming great friends in part because steven is friendly and wants to be friends and it'll also take him forever to become strong as rose was.
But bismuth is a metal not a gemstone what the fuckis it from another race
>>84328038
metal men don't exist
metals are a part of the gem race
>>84326658
>>84327995
>Grandma Swamp comes to Beach City
How fucked are the Crystal Gems?
>>84328024
>>Jasper protects Steven because only she's allowed to kill Rose
This. Seriously, with how much you people bitch about this show being so anime, you'd think you'd know the conventions. Jasper is going to be the Vegeta of the show. Although her beef is going to be mostly with Garnet, not Steven.
>>84328024
well, we're already dbz, so that isn't too far of a reach
>>84328038
I mean Pearls aren't actually gemstones either, they are made by Ousters
Also while Bismuth is a metal it also forms this really neat crystalline structure
>>84327246
>>84327278
what if he upgrades his van to a fully-appointed motorhome tour bus, complete with butler
>>84328094
I don't talk about SU at all though.
>>84328116
yeah because that would really impress Pearl, hiring his own human Pearl
>>84328155
Maybe that one can do something right, unlike her.
>>84326522
>Le Hotel
FUCKING
DROPPED
>>84326522
>interacting with humans outside of Beach City
I never thought it'd happen.
>>84327133
Maybe they need to spend all the money in one night.Nahhh
>>84328321
Next Amethyst takes a trip to Jersey.
>>84328321
I do like Brewster's Millions.
>>84326522
>le hotel
I know it isn't a reddit meme reference and it's just supposed to be french but
I know its really dumb but just by looking at bismuth i wanted her to have a deepish male voice just for change.
>>84327332
>/ss/fag sneaking off to the left
Ame's new outfit sucks.
>happening
>>84328402
We already have Jasper.
>>84328427
yeah what's up with that? Did she get chewed up by something?
>>84326522
CN fucked up yet again
Why would they post such a major spoiler?
>>84326522
>Bismuth being a bull dyke
Cool. I'm hoping my lying lapis theory works out.
>Rich Greg
Nice. I guess he found and sold the deed to the mansion.
Im excited for the carpet bomb. It feels like sugar is delivering /sug/'s old fan episode requests
>>84328427
its not even a new outfit they just changed the color of her shirt
I don't think its a design change I think something just happened that made her top white, maybe something Bismuth can do
>>84328459
I mean Bismuth returns isn't exactly a major spoilers, we kinda knew that would happen anyway
Its not like when the entire episode Super Watermelon Island was ruined because they showed the whole fight like 5 months ahead of time or like how the first two minutes of Log Date leaked which basically completely spoiled what happened in the episodes leading up to it
>>84328477
>its not even a new outfit they just changed the color of her shirt
No, they changed the shape, it's all ragged at the bottom
>>84328427
She's wearing it over her old clothes.
>>84328442
No i mean actually sound like a guy since bismuth looks like she would have a deep smooth black voice.
>>84328538
It's ogre, Gems are literally all lesbians
>>84328577
except for Rose
>>84328477
>Bismuths can change colors of things like Rainicorns
>fountains are wasteful
>entire room is fountains
god damn it pearl
>>84326522
..why the Fuck is there a sassy black gem now?
Why the Fuck does it look like Ronaldo?
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING
>>84328577
I mean Greg was clearly trying to change that about Pearl
and its already certain Rose wasn't and Amethyst is questionable
>>84328538
>bismuth looks like she would have a deep smooth black voice.
... She does. Did you not watch the video?
>>84328679
>sassy black gem isn't jasper
i agree
>>84326567
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
I love how Pearl goes stiff as a freaking board every time the butlers are carrying her around
>>84328742
Me too. Why is she so great?
>>84327851
>Jasper and Bismuth fuck onscreen in front of all the gems
calling it now
>>84328679
>..why the Fuck is there a sassy black gem now?
>now
Yeah, about that...
>>84328802
I think you mean fight
>>84328742
She isn't used to male touch
>>84327133
That's how poor people are with money
>>84328687
This sounds more like sassy black girl stereotype to me
>>84328679
>Sassy black gem
I don't see/hear it
>>84328829
I know what I'm about, son
>>84328807
Garnet isn't sassy
>>84328807
>sassy
>garnet
>Greg asks to dance with pearl
>Pearl recuses
who the fuck she thinks she is?
I would dance with Greg
>>84326798
>unf
UNF
>>84328899
she is worried that she will be turned into Steven's little sister
I mean Rose danced with Greg and was turned into a human, clearly if she danced with Greg the same thing would end up happening to her
>>84328742
Maybe it's just a Pearl thing. Or she hates being touched, like when Greg hugged her
>>84328899
Greg has to be aware that pearl loved Rose tho. If I were Pearl I wouldn't have wanted to dance with the guy that stole my love either.
>>84326522
Wait who is this giant fat blue gem?
>>84328807
Garnet isn't sassy, she's stoic.
Bismuth is literally Big Momma.
>>84328957
Your new waifu
>>84328946
not really, I think she just freaks out when Greg tries to touch her
Bismuth looks great on paper, but not in-show. They should tweak her, make the dreads poofier, maybe give her a rounder face instead of a bulging Steven cheek. She'd look better.
>>84328950
I mean he probably doesn't think of it that way anymore, I mean Rose is gone and now there is Steven instead and Steven has the opposite effect on them that Rose did
Rose made them jealous of each other thus pushing them apart but their mutual love for Steven has been bringing them closer together
>>84328957
No confirmation (as far as I can tell) but it's 1000% Bismuth- The hair, the gem, the fact that Lion is also explicitly in her scene as well.
>>84328522
>Bismuth returns isn't exactly a major spoilers
When did this gem appear before?
>>84328987
She'll look better in other episodes, when storyboarders get used to drawing her.
>>84326522
I really, REALLY dislike Bimuth's design. Like it's the first gem on the whole show I've not loved let alone hated.
>>84329008
Same Old World
So who's your favorite Crystal Gem? Crazy Legs, Bigs, or Snowflake?
>>84329008
Lapis' flashback.
>>84328987
>>84329034
You know that gemsona creator on that doll website? She looks like if Sadie used it to make her own gemsona.
>>84329049
Crazy Legs best gem
>>84329008
I mean we had known about the Gem inside Lion's mane since Lion 3, we also figured out it was Bismuth based on its unique shape, so it was obviously going to appear eventually
and then a gem who everyone assumed was Bismuth, is shown attacking Lapis in her flashback, it seemed pretty obvious this was gonna end up being an important plot line
>>84326522
Eh, Bismuth just looks kinda boring.
But that Bazzillionaire episode looks fun as hell.
Oh by the way, pic related is now canon. Bismuth rattles off her name.
>>84329049
SNOWFLAKE
>>84329095
>dick
no
>>84329003
>I mean he probably doesn't think of it that way anymore, I mean Rose is gone and now there is Steven instead and Steven has the opposite effect on them that Rose did
Right, although it's obvious that Pearl still dislikes/is jealous of Greg or at least doesn't feel comforttable enough to dance with him.
It'll be really interesting to see where the episode goes with this, I'm pretty hyped now.
>>84329095
>Bulge
>Her
Wait,so is Bismuth's episode going to be during the Steven nuke?
>>84329118
>>84329099
>the dick makes it better
>>84329099
>dat ass
>>84329125
I mean its clearly going to be an episode about Pearl and Greg at least becoming friend and some people will see it as shipping
although I would lose my shit if Steven talks to Pearl alone and tells her that he thinks of her as his real mom and was just hoping that his mom and his dad could have a good time together just once
So what do you all think Bismuth did to deserve getting bubbled in rose's super secret stash?
>>84329155
yeah toward the end of it accord to the avclub article
>>84329199
killing lapis.
>>84329034
She looks like a gorilla with pool noodles stuck on her head. What the fuck was Sugar thinking.
>>84329199
Smashing gems left and right in a war-frenzy?
>>84329220
To reflect her brutish, yet joyful behavior of course.
>>84329199
Unlawful Execution of POWs
>>84329220
She was huffing her own musky vagina.
>>84329220
Diversity. She's decided that subtlety is pointless now so she introduces an obvious bull-dyke to satisfy her adoring SJW crowd.
>>84329189
>Steven talks to Pearl alone and tells her that he thinks of her as his real mom and was just hoping that his mom and his dad could have a good time together just once
Oh god please no
>>84329291
I mean its pretty much true
in Steven's dream there was no picture of Rose at all and Pearl was his real mom
>>84327659
I didn't ask for this.But now I think I want it
>bismuth is a fucking nigger bitch
>bismuth isn't a jasper-tier waifu
>bismuth isn't woolie.
>summer of filler
REEEEEEEEEE
>>84328063
Don't hurt metalanon's feelings like that. You have give him a little bit of hope.
>>84329278
>character is a ridiculous stereotype
>satisfy her adoring SJW crowd
>>84329220
>>84329247
>>84329265
>>84329278
Sugar didn't design her
>>84326522
Oh shit, Pearl doesn't want to dance because she is scared on the D, she's scared to end up like Rose.
https://youtu.be/UIRBnVxfnl8
>>84329330
>in Steven's dream there was no picture of Rose at all and Pearl was his real mom
Oh shit I completely forgot about that. I guess that is somewhat plausible now
>>84329339
>frogposter
>>84329382
It makes no difference desu.
>>84329066
Still, some people would like to be kept in the dark about plot twists until the time the fucking plot twist is supposed to air. And yes, a character coming back to life IS a plot twist, even if you already expected it.
>>84329382
So? That doesn't mean she doesn't put her face between her legs and huff her crotch stink.
>>84326567
>Bismuth is in emotional sync with any gems around her because she works as a counterpart to perfect fusion IE DIAMOND FUSION
IT'S HABBENING
Also it's why she's so brutal in war, it's like a intoxicant, throw her in that much hostility and she goes apeshit.
>>84329412
And you wouldn't?
>>84329393
>>84329330
oh boy
>>84329423
Lots of people huff their smelly crotch to get their ideas.
>>84329410
you can choose not to watch the videos
Biggs Jasper
Crazy Lace Agate
Snowflake Obsidian
what a horrible "art" design.
>>84326522
>it's a pearl-is-too-lesbian-to function-properly episode
>>84329471
Jasper was never a Crystal Gem
>>84326522
> Those fountains I found wasteful
> Are actually quite tasteful
>>84329467
Wasn't going to, but some moron just opened a thread with Bismuth's uninspired ugly mug in the fucking OP.
>>84326567
cause that's how crying works? It's a contagious emotion.
>Girls in tuxedos
Darn tootin' boner.
>amethyst got a new shirt
>>84329501
The shadow in that pic looks like a big floppy penis
>>84329471
There are a lot of Jasper types
>tfw we'll never see a dalmatian jasper
>>84329501
So THAT'S where he keeps the murdercock
>>84329500
I think that anon means another Jasper. There's lots of the same type of Gem remember?
>>84329507
the title of freaking thead warned you, it said Major Spoilers, maybe you shouldn't have even looked at the freaking embeds then
>>84326522
Villains when?
>>84329417
>Bismuth x Jasper x Garnet Fusion
"My BIG is perfection. The ultimate HUGE in space and time."
>>84329501
DELETE THIS
>>84329417
Im liking this idea!
>>84326522
Is that Eric Bauza as the concierge? sounds a lot like Belly Bag
>>84326567
This is literally how women behave. Why are you surprised when it happens in a show headlined by a woman?
>>84327003
Looking at her offends me.
>>84329553
>implying Bismuth isn't actually a villain
>>84329499
>it's a pearl-ruins-everything episode
>again
WHY THE FUCK CANT THEY JUST NOT UPLOAD SHIT TO PREVENT LEAKS LIKE THIS FROM HAPPENING
>>84326827
>>84326852
>>84326883
This is SU, there's a chance that he'll either keep it or only lose some
>>84329509
Not if you are a man.
So, Rose imprisoned Bismuth inside Lion (or whatever space Lion is connected to) for thousands of years.
Then Steven released her.
Why did Rose do this? It's unlikely she just forgot about her. Did Bismuth commit some crime?
Jasper x Bismuth.
>>84329548
I didn't watch the embeds, I was spoiled by this >>84327876
...but who gives a shit anyway, it's not like it's the end of the world.
>>84329643
Maybe she needed some kind of healing that rose couldn't perform.
>>84329619
Well they're not men.
>>84329643
Rose obviously bet on Steven finding Bismuth and releasing her, or else she wouldn't have left the bubble out in the open like that. Definitely something weird going on.
>>84329199
Definitely nothing bad since the place is full of Rose's favorite items, and she planned for Steven to gain access to it (Lion 3). She was probably just a really good fighter or strategist so Rose wanted to make sure she was extra safe until the gems needed her.
when does the summer bomb start again?
>>84329449
I imagine Rebecca's musk is heavenly bliss.
so lapis is gonna get triggered again seeing biz right? just great.
>>84329674
18th senpai
>>84329643
Bismuth is clearly some kind of smith/builder. Her outfit resembles a blacksmiths apron, she immediately comments on bases being built from wood, and she's taken to a gem battlefield where numerous weapons crafted by her were strewn about.
>>84329608
its not a leak, they gave these clips out to be part of an official article on avclub
there is a difference between promos and leaks
>>84329673
>Rose shutting one of her friends in an impenetrable suitcase so that her son could use her as a bodyguard 5000 years later
>>84329382
we don't know that. At the very least she approved of the design (which I actually like)
>>84329643
its almost like Bismuth was some type of war criminal who attacked civilians like Lapis
>>84329690
Some serious vietnam war flashback esque stuff.
Then bismuth is probably going to go nuts and attack Steven/humans.
All told the message might be something about veterans. Or that the war isn't over yet.
>>84329693
She didn't seem like a Smith when she was smacking the shit out of Lapis that one time. That might be part of her character, but not all of it
>>84329199
Nothing. She was probably Rose's best friend or something that got poofed in the war. All the other Gems in the scene are seen smiling, that and the bit where she's comforting Pearl shows that they're in good terms.
Screencap this: Lapis was telling the truth. Bismuth attacked her, but not deliberately. She was probably some diplomat for Blue Diamond as was only attacked due to being in the middle of a warzone and clearly being aligned with Blue Diamond (her clothing AND the fact we see a Lapis silhouette in The Answer in Blue Diamond's court.)
>>84329730
i can already see people shipping them....japis 2.0.
>>84329718
Well it's not like she was conscious in that bubble the whole time. But there's definitely something strange, if she merely wanted to keep Bismuth safe in Lions mane why couldn't she do that for the other CGs?
I didnt see the clips, should I? how much of a spoiler is it?
>>84326567
Usually when they start singing.
>>84329752
Is it canon that Bismuth was the one that attacked Lapis? I'm a shit sorry
>>84326522
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL POD RACING
>>84329761
Greg did say in the end Rose could only save a few of her friends, so maybe something happened that prevented her from saving more gems?
>>84329776
First clip stay away (don't even look at embed), 2nd not so bad.
>>84329730
I mean as far as we can tell everyone fought in the war, the Crystal Gems didn't divide everyone up by caste they just had everyone fighting
Its possible that Bismuth is suppose to be some type of artisan caste though, not an engineer like Peridot but more a smith, sculptor or architect
>>84329807
Alright, thanks
>>84329776
If you follow SU at all, then this will be spoiled for you at some point. It's really not that bad, it's one song from one episode which is out of context, then one character introduction also out of context.
>>84329784
Basically, a Gem that matches her appearance basically 100% did it. Either it's a different Bismuth, or it's her. But two Crystal Gem Bismuth's would be some bull writing. So yes, it's basically confirmed.
>>84329752
>Bismuth was Rose's ACTUAL lover before Greg
>Pearl never actually got to taste her sweet rosy lips
>>84329795
I mean the shield is only so big
>>84329784
Yeah. She got sucker punched before. Lapis is gon beat that ass this time.
>>84329808
That;s very possible.
Bi-Smith. Smith. God damn it Sugar.
>>84329776
Yes. Unless you plan to remove yourself from the internet for the next 11 days, you will probably see what it is eventually. I'm surprised others have had the decency to not post unspoiled caps desu. It's not even a leak but a promotional clip, the Crewniverse wants people to watch it before the episodes come out.
>>84329784
Well, maybe it's A Bismusth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkzvSY4uhOY
It could also be possible the one that attacked Lapis isn't the same as this one being presented. Multiples of one type of Gem have been confirmed.
Oh boy.
>>84329821
>>84329843
Oh fuck, yeah.
>>84329829
Nah, that'd make Pearl look TOO thirsty for her own good. This would probably be actual platonic friends.
>>84329501
reminder that someone on this world is gonna jerk off to Bismuth
>>84329924
>gonna
Already did.
>>84329902
>it's a lesbian discovers they power of the dick episode
Uh oh
>>84329873
It'll go one of two ways
>It was ANOTHER Bismuth so Lapis is untrustworthy because of this one, which would feed into how shady our Bismuth's backstory was
Or
>It WAS our Bismuth and it just becomes Barn Mates 2.0
Obviously the former would be better
>>84329924
I've probably jerked off to your favorite childhood cartoon character.
>>84329924
Way ahead of you buddy
>>84329752
>She was probably some diplomat for Blue Diamond
I kinda get the impression Lapis might've been more a scholar or a historian of some sorts. Possibly a deacon.
So far all indication seem to point to Blue Diamond's faction being a clergy class of HW (Sapphire's an oracle, Blue Diamond seems to be modeled after the Virgin Mary and the High Priestess from Tarot cards, Lapis Lazuli was historically used as to make the blue paint for depictions of religious figures like Mary and Jesus. etc.) and members of the church were the ones who recorded historical events.And since so far Yellow Diamond's faction seems to be exclusively comprised of soldiers and weapon makers, I guess YD would be the military faction. So I guess that would make WD's division some sort of judicial faction?
so bismuth is fucking horrible, how many episodes will take them to draw its face good?
HOMEWORLD GETTING BTFO
>>84327332
HOTDOG HANDBAG
>>84329608
Leave the thread then.
Bismuth's voice sounds really familiar - anybody know the VA?
>>84329939
Yeah, hopefully its the former since it wouldn't just be repeating a plot and it could add to some intrigue about what she can do, or why Rose cherished her so much to have her kept safe in Lion with her sword, Greg's shirt, the VHS for Steven and so on.
>>84330028
Some black actress from Orange is the new black I think
>>84329845
Bismuth is also used to make Rose's Metal, a soddering material used to attach metal to stonework.
Bismuths gem looks really expensive to animate.
Shes going to die.
>Crazy Legs, Bigs, Snowflake
How come Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl don't have nicknames? Why is everyone referred to by their gems? Doesn't that get confusing?
"How Black, Asian, White come 'ere a minute."
>>84330048
Sounds a bit like the black chick from the new ghost busters
>>84328530
No the pants are back to their old colors but the boots are different and the knees are still patched up.
>>84326522
ok so
what's going to happen to Bismuth
I really doubt she's stickimg around permanently
>>84330083
AW HELL NO
>>84330078
Because they were one of a kind in the rebellion so the nicknames weren't needed.
>>84326757
>>84326827
>>84326883
What if he's always been rich?
I mean he owns multiple properties we know about (the temple, stevens house, the car wash, the barn) Hell it's probable that Rose could have left him a ton of gold and antiques worth a fortune.
He's just a old hippy that prefers living in a van.
>>84329761
Not only that, but if the bubble was just to keep Bismuth safe, why would Rose have continued to keep her bubbled for over 5000 years and not tell the others?
>>84330078
>>84330108
Amethyst wasn't around for the rebellion. You're probably right about Pearl and Garnet though.
>>84330091
>what's going to happen to Bismuth
Back in the bubble.
>>84330078
>sassy black gem gives everyone a nickname, whether they like it or not
It's... endearing?
