Good Morning Everybody! How can your favorite uncle and grandpa help you today?
I want to change my gender.
Can you help me make a friend?
>>84314095
Aw Shucks Uncle G I never look on point and new clothes are so so expensive. If only I could shape shift then I would always be stylish no mater what the circumstances.
>>84314095
I want my waifu to be real
>>84314158
Well anon, as a person with alot friends can tell you is that to make friends you need to believe in yourself, find a person that shares your peticular interests and hobbies then you just need to know how to contact them and have fun
I wish I was no longer $600,000 in debt.
I miss my crush
I doubt I'll ever see her again since we both finished high school
I really want to see her
>>84314628
Shapeshift? Are you sure kid?
Golly Uncle Grandpa, every morning when I wake up I'm filled with the heaviest sense of dread. A feeling that everything I have done, am doing, or will ever do is for nothing. Both from the eventuality that natural entropy will wipe all that I ever was away from the world like ash in rain, but also that the poor choices of my fellow man are leading all of us down a road I never chose. Like I'm on a bus I can't get off of that's careening down the side of a mountain at the behest of the other passengers simply because they can scream louder than me.
What can I do, Uncle Grandpa?
>>84314821
Yes Uncle G it's all I have ever wanted!
>>84314866
Geez kid....what I can tell you is that sometimes in life we experience ups' and downs but we learn eventually that it's all a part of living and that whatever challenges we have or face we will always have our loved ones to fall back on, so I truly wish you the best of luck anon and stay safe alright?
>>84314893
Ok...ill give it a shot ,hold still kid
>>84314666
a waifu? what's that anon?
Uncle Grandpa, I really really want Pizza Steve's autograph.
I want to see Aunt Grandma nude.
>>84315114
Wow! Are you a big fan of him too? You must have really good tastes, I'll go ask him!
>>84315191
and fucks durning the eternity
>>84314683
But Uncle Grandpa, people who like the same things I do disgust me almost as much as I disgust myself! Surely there's a way to get friends who aren't human garbage!
>>84314095
Uncle G how can i endure my mere existence?
