THIS?!? This is what criminals were so afraid of?!?
BWAHAHA I'd be more scared if he was attacking NUDE
>>84284844
>shitting on purple gloves
You got some nerve, anon.
>>84284844
>BWAHAHA I'd be more scared if he was attacking NUDE
>>84284844
That Batman also had his cape always propped out, carried pistols and was very likely to cap someone, and frequently tossed people off buildings or straight up murdered a bitch to get what he wanted.
>>84284844
Nice try Joker
You couldn't even hold your laughter in
>>84284876
literally the first GIS result for prostate exam gloves
>>84285189
>Batman wants to rape the joker with his purple fingers of love
>>84285189
>not being scared of prostate exam gloves
they say he breathes fire
>>84285189
>a guy in a bat suit wearing prostate exam gloves runs at you in a dark alley
How is this not terrifying?
>>84285413
>not having to worry about making a Dr appointment and having it hang over your head as you count down the days until you get fingered.
there should really be a service that provIdes ambush prostate exams. it'd be over before you knew it, thanks to the adrenaline
>>84284844
Dunno about the costume, but you'd shit your pants if you saw him with a gun aiming at you.
>>84285189
What do you think he did with Robin and Joker?
>>84284844
I wish we'd get more games with the AzBats suit. It looks so good when properly done, yet still being 90s as fuck.
PURPLE BOXING GLOVES! Da Cheat, did you do ANY fact checking for this animation?
>>84284844
I'd kinda shit my pants at anyone attacking me nude.
>>84284844
I'm pretty sure if I was a gangster in the 1930s seeing this in a dark alley would definitely freak me out.
>>84285502
>Leaving a nice restaurant with my gf
>going back to my place for netflix n fuck
>she's horny af and ready to go, so i walk up to the street to hail a cab
>black van pulls up, almost runs me over, three guys in all black burst out, punch and kick me till I fall over, and throw me in the van
>4th guy, wearing a lab coat and gloves, pulls my pants and boxers off in one smooth motion with his left hand
>at the exact same, he jams his right index finger in my ass up to the thrid knuckle
>wiggles around for 5 seconds
>gives my wallet to one of the thugs, who swipes my health insurance card and credit card.
>YOUR COPAY IS $40, SIGN HERE
>I still don't know what's going on, still dizzy from the beating
>try to sign, still being pinned to the floor by the thugs
>EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD, WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR
>thugs roll me out of the van, pants still down, crying
>we only moved about a a quarter block from the restaurant
>GF and the rest of the crowd that everything just around, watching me sob into the gutter
>>84284844
he looked a lot cooler in the comics. the white eyes really help.
obviously the purple gloves were a mistake but in every other way this is the definitive bat costume
>>84286040
Made my night
>>84284844
>BWAHAHA
Ted, get off the Internet.
>>84284844
There's a pic of some cosplayer just standing in a dark alley and it is honestly frightening as fuck. If you saw some weirdly shaped, humanoid figure the size of Arnie or some shit creeping up on you, you would be afraid. The costume isn't meant to be looked at and analyzed for long periods of time under a bright light.
>>84284844
People in costumes are scarier than you think anon.
>>84284844
>Implying you wouldn't be intimidated by a massive man dressed like that jumping out the shadows to beat the shit out of you
>>84284844
In all seriousness, could you imagine how terrifying this would be?
>Be a criminal in Gotham.
>Drug dealer
>Doing it to get money for your sick kid.
>Suddenly people in the building go missing.
>Look up
>One of them is hanging from the fucking ceiling.
>Suddenly some fucking nut job in a bat costume jumps down.
>Breaks both your buddy's arms and legs.
>Try to run.
>The psycho in the costume locked the door.
>The psycho in a costume grabs you.
>Continues to beat you till you're inches from losing your life.
>He revives you and starts beating you some more for answers.
>>84286442
No lie, I'd be scared shitless of the dude in the wedding dress.
>>84285046
So Snyder batman really was closest to the original, learn something new everyday I guess
>>84285684
it doesn't really, you're just nostalgiafagging.
>>84286904
>be criminal in Gotham
>drug dealer
>make sure myself and my lackeys are packing heat
>psycho in a bat suit shows up
>he grabs Kenny
>everybody (excluding Kenny) sticks together
>when the psycho shows up again, shoot him in the fucking face
Boom, I just solved the goddamn Bat-problem. Where's my gorillion dollars?
>>84287225
>luckily for the "goddamn Bat-problem" he had sprayed his face with an anti-bullet batspray
>thusly evading grizzly demise in the hands of dangerous criminals
>>84287310
>he had sprayed his face with an anti-bullet batspray
>>84286978
This is one of the top arguments used for the movie. Regardless, how did you not know this? You new or something?
>>84287225
>All grouped together.
>Batman can use just one thing of knock out gas and take all of you out.
Sure you wont get the shit beaten out of you. But whichever psycho you're working for is gonna kill you and your kid.
>>84287225
>The exact thoughts of every thug batman has beaten the shit out of.
>>84287225
>>84287310
>>84287355
>>84287535
Yell Martha and run while he babbles
>>84284844
But this is undoubtedly Batman's best suit.
>>84287225
>Where's my gorillion dollars?
In Gorilla City of course.
>>84287437
Snyder doesn't even allow comics on set to begin with. So I doubt he's actually making use of any source material beyond what the script and DC is telling him to keep in.
>>84287310
He doesn't even need to do that, if Odyssey is any indication. Apparently he's got some retractable transparent bulletproof face plate hidden in his cowl.
>>84287225
>gasses you and you're all out in one go
Just stick to long and well-lit narrow hallways, if it's anything like the Arkham games, it's frustrating as shit when you realize you're being funneled into a choke point.
Of course, I'm sure there are not many places like that in Gotham, or enough thugs smart enough to consider that idea, not that they're given the option.
>>84284844
>They couldn't go two seconds without their DETAILS boner that they had to change the belt around and add extra shit to it
Jesus Rocksteady.
>>84285684
that looks bad desu sempai.
>>84285661
>robin, time for your cave explorer training
>>84287025
>>84289705
You fags don't know shit.
>>84284844
>I'd be more scared if he was attacking NUDE
Joker, we all know you're using reverse psychology.
>>84284903
Only he can rape the joker
>>84287225
>bat mobile shows up from behind and pummles your spine with rubber 50 cals
>>84289637
Dat bulge tho
>>84284844
looks like lighter Batfleck costume without all the fabric pattern and fat bat symbol
>>84286040
Fucking kek anon
>>84286904
>>Doing it to get money for your sick kid.
DINDU NOTHIN
>>84287225
See that's not how Batman works.
You and your boys are all packing heat and ready to fight but he's waiting for you. When one of you goes to shit he's waiting for you, when one of you turns your back he's waiting for you, when one of you puts a gun to the girls head and yells for him to show himself he's waiting.
That's the difference, you don't want to wait, you want to have a life outside waiting. Batman has no life outside of waiting, he only exists to hurt you.
>>84285280
>>84285189
>We were Hypercrisis all along
>>84286427
I'm not sure how this wasn't posted before, but here.
>>84290390
Complete shit tbqh
>>84287225
Smoke bombs, dog fucker. Johnny Witts you ain't.
>>84286040
Better you than her
>>84287355
That is a thing. Selina mentions it tasting metallic when she kisses him because of the stuff in the first issue of New 52 Catwoman.
>>84291651
Nobody gives a fuck what some dumbass ghettoposter things.
>>84285502
>purposely falsifies half the results
PURE EVIL
>>84286040
>>84290390
Hey zurg.
>>84284844
>talking shit about '39 Bats
>pretty much has everything I like in a batman costume
>black and grey, stupid long curved ears (I also like stub ears), gloves
It looks fantastic stylized because it's gothic looking yet very heroic. OP best check himself before he wrecks himself
>>84285684
>>84290390
so EXTREME
>>84286040
Saved.
>>84289200
>Odessey
Anon, that's the work of a madman
>>84292917
good work anon
>>84286904
>dealing drugs to get money for your sick kid
>go to jail for dealing drugs
>your sick kid is now sick and fatherless
>>84288951
>Snyder doesn't even allow comics on set to begin with
That was Singer, not Snyder. And for good reason, marvel shits on the X-men ever chance they get. Also, Snyder's the biggest geek on set (second to Johns ofcourse)
>>84293833
too bad he's 90's EXTREME kinda geek
>>84293833
>I came to comic books through my mother. I loved fantasy art — I love Frank Frazetta [the famed illustrator known for adult-oriented, sword-and-sorcery, and sci-fi imagery]. I went to boarding school. You weren’t allowed too many posters up, and everything I set up was slightly inappropriate. Frazetta’s naked girls, ripped up guys — the kids were like, ”What the hell?!” They had their Boy George posters up, I had crazy Frazetta. My mother saw I was into this comic called Heavy Metal magazine, so she got me a subscription. You could call it ”high-brow” comics, but to me, that comic book was just pretty sexy! I had a buddy who tried getting me into ”normal” comic books, but I was all like, ”No one is having sex or killing each other. This isn’t really doing it for me.” I was a little broken, that way. So when Watchmen came along, I was, ”This is more my scene.
Yeah sure buddy
