The only one I know is Tony Stark.
>>84281034
That's not Tony Stark. It's Victor von Doom.
Is this supposed to be bait now?
>>84281034
Dr.Strange is with team Tumblr
Comicbooks are awful.
>>84281034
Wait...that huge green leg in the back....is that Fin Fang Foom!?!?!
>>84281136
Either Foom or American Kaiju.
>>84281058
>Victor von Doom.
You meant Scott Baio, right?
>>84281034
Why is Gamora there? She's not from Earth. She doesn't live on Earth.
>>84281034
So basically you're a fucking casual?
>>84281335
No, I mean Vincent Cassell. Although Scott Baio is actually more accurate now that you mention it.
>>84281457
Because she's getting an ongoing for Marvel NOW 2.
>>84281704
>lmao
>>84281127
Only if they have the marvel logo on the cover.
>>84281034
When did marvel get the rights to One Piece and Joker from The Batman?
>>84281034
>The only one I know is Tony Stark.
Also She-Hulk, but I never seen her fighting with swords.
Who's the ugly girl in the Gundam suit?
>>84281034
Why is Electro on the teenager team? And why they are using the ASM2 visual if the film was already rebooted?
>>84281967
the new War Machine
Who's the Steve erkel looking type next to squirrel girl
>>84281034
Where's Citizen V?
>>84282011
Moon Girl. She's a 9-year old super-genius that hangs out with Devil Dinosaur and has the power to switch minds with him.
>>84281034
I like the choice of the barren landscape. It's symbolic of Marvel's roster after deciding they wanted to put the Fantastic Four and X-Men away since they don't fully own the rights.
>>84282056
Two black girl super geniuses?!
PROGRESSIVE.
>kate bishop
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>84282117
Bendis probably didn't know Moon Girl existed when he created the new War Machine. Hell, he probably still doesn't.
>>84282168
Well, someone needs to be the star of the Hawkeye ongoing while Clint rots in jail thanks to Bendis.
Why is Doctor Strange brandishing a fat battleaxe?
>>84281034
>Not knowing Prowler
>>84281034
>Odinson
If he gets his own book again the butthurt from the sjw will be delicious. Even if it turns out to be shit I want it to happen just to drink up them sjw tears
>>84282252
The recent arc from his run involved magic literally getting killed across the multiverse so he's been nerfed just in time for the fucking movie.
Where is he, guys?
>>84281034
A few questions, when did they make optumus prime gray and a black girl with a fro? When did they get the rights to godzilla and solid snake? Why did the space marine shed his buff frame and paint himself like barney? And most importantly, whey don't any of the girls show clevage and who drew Gwen Poole to not look cute?
Also is Whor going to fly in and flatten everyone since she's the invasion mary sue of Marvel at the moment?
>>84281116
oh my god it really is team tumblr
>>84282329
I'd say keep watching the Cap books.
>>84282329
Probably in development hell. With the relaunch, I'd be surprised to see him.
>>84281034
Isn't this basically Schism?
>>84281034
I don't give a fuck if the black chick is the new War Machine or whatever, but goddamn that's a shitty design, both armor, and character-wise.
>>84282329
Zemo is starring in the cap hydra book in some kind of antihero role.
But I'm actually betting Bucky will end up as the new Citizen-V in the Thunderbolts book
>>84281034
Is that Odinson behind Elektra?
>>84282434
yes
>>84282329
What happened to Zemo getting redeemed.
I thought his whole thing was that he was the son of Nazi Zemo and he wanted to conquer the world to make a Hydra Utopia he rules.
But now Helmut acts like he's actually Heinrich.
Am I just a casual or is his character constantly changing around and never consistent?
It's not that hard people. From left to right:
Solo, Foolkiller, Jessica Jones, Quake, Captain Marvel, Elektra, Odinson, Fin Fang Foom, Dr. Doom, Slapstick, Captain America (Steve Rogers), Black Panther, She-Hulk, Cable, Gwenpool, Mosaic, Squirrel Girl, Ms. America, Wasp (Nadia Pym), Prowler, Moon-Girl, War Machine (Riri Williams), Hawkeye (Kate Bishop), Hulk (Amadeus Cho), Spider-Man (Miles Morales), Ms. Marvel, Doctor Strange.
>>84281034
Is that Ultimate Thor?
>>84282453
shit, I said She-Hulk even though I knew it was Gamora. brain fart.
>>84282425
My guess is that the original plans for ANAD Citizen V was going to be to have him turn out to be Bucky to then lead into Pleasant Hill. Either the Citizen V book was stealth cancelled, or he was just going to be in Captain America and that idea got scrapped.
>>84282453
>Riri
Really?
>>84282479
That is 616 Thor, he got Ult thor's hammer
>>84282213
Let's be honest, Bendis general ignorance of anything outside of what he write, sometimes even including what he writes, aside, how many people actually give a shit about Moon Girl?
>>84282507
And his shirt....
so he's basically Ult Thor?
Why does Ult Thor's hammer obey Real Thor while 616 Mjolnir does not?
>>84281034
Who the fuck is the girl in the giant armor suit.
>>84282502
I didn't say it was good lol
>>84281967
The adopted Black daughter of Bendis.
>>84282549
because Ult Thors hammer isn't magical
>>84281034
>Team white man with guns vs Team Tumblr
Wasn't Elektra dead?
>>84282569
It sounds like a Japanese person trying to say really.
>>84282005
Rhodes niece? Cool. I mean the suit looks like shit but at least they remembered about Lila instead of just making another fucking "too cool for you" OC like they did with the new Wasp.
>>84282549
>616 Mjolnir does not
I dunno know, last we saw he was worthy again at the end of hickvengers. However I believe that was before Jane Thor threw the worthy shit out the window with Odin not being able to lift it. The hammer might not like him, but I don't think he has tried since.
>>84282528
>how many people actually give a shit about Moon Girl?
Is actually a pretty solid book, but I never expected to see her taking sides or acting in a group
>>84282566
see this
>>84282453
She's the new War Machine.
>>84282381
In contrast, team on the left seems pretty tight. Doom, Thor, Cable and the 90s relics squad, giant green monsters, and hot chicks with swords are pretty much right up my alley.
I mean, whole point is post-CWII status quo being old vs. young which really just says a lot about how Marvel sees the older generation and younger generation.
>>84282594
Ah, so they basically killed 616 Thor so they can used Ultimate Thor in 616 world.
>>84282452
>What happened to Zemo getting redeemed.
Hack writers happened.
>>84282608
yeah, you would think that, but she's not Rhodes' niece. She's an OC named Riri Williams
>>84282434
Rocking Ultimate Mjolnir. Thor Odinson is back in action.
Jane can have 616 Mjolnir for all I care. Ultimate's design is great.
>>84282609
Couldn't he like... call it?
And then Dual wield hammers?
Still wondering where Beta Ray Bill was in all of this?
Don't get me wrong, I love me some Doom. But do we really need him front-and-center in two back-to-back events?
>>84282661
>Green Lantern battery on a stick
Nah it was shit m8.
Also Thor looks like a fucking manlet in the picture.
>>84282627
Nah, more like they killed Ultimate Thor and gave 616 Thor his design.
>>84282583
Know what? I wouldn't even put it past Bendis for that to be the truth. I mean he killed off Peter to give his daughters a black Spider-Man and now he's got more power than then so he offed War Machine to write his daughter. Hell Hopeless got away with turning Spider-Woman into his stand in for his wife after they had a baby so why the fuck not?
>>84282622
>Team fun vs Team Triggered
It's Ironic that team fun is more diverse.
>>84282655
I'm mad.
>>84281034
How exactly is this supposed to be a fair fight?
Half of Team tumblr and inexperienced kids while most of team 90ies are killers.
I mean I am pretty sure Solidus Cable could fuck up the entire tumblr team besides maybe Dr. Strange.
>>84282005
>>84282608
>>84282655
That's Bendis for you.
>>84282358
>When did they get the rights to godzilla
>>84282528
It's a pretty good all-ages book. But yeah, it's still just an all-ages book about a 9 year-old. I'm not sure why its even being included on a teaser like this. Seeing Deodatto draw her actually creeps me out.
Like, her book is already solicited longer than any Devil Dinosaur book has before. If it gets 12-15 issues, then that'd be a win and probably enough for me honestly. Zero interest in seeing her become part of the larger superhero universe.
>>84282782
Who said they are fighting?
Is more like ideological differences
>>84282782
No see, they've got lots more women and people of color on their side. They've got the advantage. Except they're still oppressed. But they would totally win.
Fuck I don't know anymore.
>>84282596
>Wasn't Elektra dead?
That's kind of a dumb question given the character.
But short answer is no, she's not dead.
>>84282695
Deodatto is a garbage artist so that'll happen.
>>84282782
new Wasp is legitimate sociopath, not gonna be afraid to go inside someone's brain and start blasting.
Ms. Marvel is OP when they want her to be.
Mosaic seems pretty good, basically Deadman that keeps some powers afterward.
Hulk is still Hulk.
>>84282877
I still hate the new Wasp. She's the most Mary Sue thing they've created in a long while.
>>84282877
Cap marvel, Thor and Not-Godzilla are the ones I am thinking why team 90ies win.
>>84282791
When do the real heroes come back?
>>84282782
They're not actually fighting. It's an ideological split presumably. Traditional and older superheroes are going more authoritarian while all the younger heroes are going "fuck this shit" to the point that they'd rather be Champions than Avengers.
>>84282898
oh yeah, team 90ies would still win, I'm just saying it would probably be a more even fight than you might think.
>>84282847
>That's kind of a dumb question given the character.
That's kind of a dumb question given any comic character
>>84282877
>Ms. Marvel is OP when they want her to be.
so never? She is pretty weak in her ongoing, and she is still a shit fighter.
>>84282914
That's the real heroes on the left. Why else would Doom be standing in front?
Is that Cardiac
>>84282868
What LEGO set will he trace next, I wonder.
>>84281034
>Some people just standing around
>Some doing ridiculous poses
>Some in mid-air doing combat bullshit
>One guy holding pistols and diving through the air like a retard
What is this meme.
>Miles hanging on a web attached to nothing
>>84281034
That ca editorial about this was fucking stupid.
I'm so out of the loop with this superhero shit
I thought Captain Marvel was a dude named Shazam.
I thought the Hulk wasn't Asian.
I thought Miles Morales was from the Ultimate series and that had nothing to do with the 616 series.
I mean I know I could look all this shit up but what's the point, it will still suck.
>>84281819
>I'm a girl and a normie: the post
>>84282963
It's basically copy and paste stock images.
>>84282963
>One guy holding pistols and diving through the air like a retard
It's PAYNE get him
>>84282944
she can shrink and grow like Ant-Man, stretch like Mr. Fantastic and morph herself like Mystique. The only reason she isn't badass is because the lazy writers don't want her to be.
>>84281034
Why is Elektra there? Why would Elektra care?
>>84282999
1. You are thinking of the Captain Marvel from DC Comics. They are different.
2. This is the new Hulk. He's asian.
3. The Ultimate Series got destroyed. Miles is one of the few survivors and he moved over to 616.
>>84282963
>Miles hanging on a web attached to nothing
there's a fucking kaiju up there, that's where the web is attached
>>84282695
>Thor looks like a fucking manlet in the picture.
Cable being shorter than Cap bugs me more, he's supposed to be massive
>>84283084
Okay.
>Bigfoot casts literally zero shadow
>>84281058
Looks like my deceased grampa
>>84283024
These aren't actual teams or anything. This is just a teaser of characters that are either getting books or will be featured heavily in some book for this fall. It's mostly pointless beyond this basically saying that Elektra will probably be getting an ongoing.
>>84281034
Hmm, I'm curious to why captain falcon nor the circular shield is present.
>>84283047
Yeah, I know there are reasonable explanations for everything, but I just feel helpless, everyone is changing genders and races and universes and identities. I don't read many Marvel stories but when I read Civil War 1 I thought "Okay, that's Iron Man, I know who he is. That's Spider-Man, that's Peter Parker, I know who he is." Now I don't know who anyone is.
Like I see Captain America here in Civil War II and don't know if he's Steve Rogers or Bucky or some other guy. You could tell me he's Scott Summers and I'd believe you.
>>84281034
You know, don't know why it took me so long, but I just noticed that Quake is back to rocking the short hair and looking like herself and not her TV counterpart.
>>84283221
It helps if you just read the comics, because everything gets explained then. Or if it doesn't interest you at all then don't bother and just read older issues and not worry about what's going on in the comics you aren't reading anyways.
>>84283254
Of course you're right. Just thought I'd share my frustration at not being able to recognize any Marvel character anymore in the thread about not being able to recognize any Marvel characters anymore. I'll fuck off now.
>>84283221
It's really not hard to learn though. You can either read comics and learn about it, or not read and then don't complain about it.
Fyi, there are currently two Captain Americas. The one pictured is Steve Rogers though
>>84281034
This represents Marvel Now perfectly. Unrecognizable and pure pandering to an unknown demographic. I know all of these characters, but how are you supposed to pitch this to people who've never gotten into marvel comics? These were the only ones my gf knew
>Electra
>Captain America
>Black Panther
>Spider-Man?
>Hulk
This is just gross. Legacy is dead. Having you're focal characters be Doom and a Chick who's been a side character in three Iron Man comics is fucking laughable. These past 2 years has been Marvel doing everything to drop me as a reader. It's a damn shame.
>>84282958
No, it's Inhuman trash.
>>84283645
70% of the cast has been invented in the last 5 years
You want recognizable characters? Fine but they're all black or female now. Fuck you.
Why the fuck is Doom Tony Stark now?
>>84283826
It sucks because I'm not gonna /pol/ sperg out over "coloring" traditional characters, but at least give the roles to characters who deserve it, not Bendis tier OCs. You want a new War Machine? Give it to someone who's been in Rhody's life for 10+ years, or someone Stark knows and trusted for a long time.
It's the Don't Steels that kill me. It's very clear it's Tumbr pandering, not because they're black, gay, or female, but because 90% of the characters had no decent writing beforehand to make me believe they matter.
>>84283967
I'm guessing you mean why is Doom seem like he's gonna be Iron Man.
Good fucking question. Bendis most likely. He's probably gonna have Tony sent to jail at the end of CW2 and write Iron Man with Doom as the main character.
>>84283997
Oh yeah, I didn't mean "black or female" like being black or female is inherently bad. I like Miles Morales as a character, he's fucking great.
But if I'm some guy fresh off the Marvel Movieverse and I see a comic book called "Civil War" I want to see goddamn Peter Parker as Spiderman. Instead I get nothing I recognize.
The movies are full of big iconic recognizable characters. Civil War I was full of big iconic recognizable characters. (It sucked, hard, but for other reasons.) Civil War II is just, I honestly don't care about any of these characters.
>>84281116
>team Tumblr
I...cannot refute this.
>I have no inkling of who these characters who were created/became popular in the last 5 years are
>I'm turning a lack of interest in a media as juvenile as comics into a pissing contest of how my comics were "REAL" quality
Get bent to any wanker who thinks like this. They're bloody comics.
>>84283826
There are literally only five characters on that promo who were created in the last five years, dipshit. And only one of them isn't a legacy character. Gwenpool, Not-Static Shock, Fro Machine, New Wasp and the Dino Kid are the only characters who are new/not recognizable to people who've been reading Marvel since the Quesada era.
I don't think this looks that good, but to act as if it's all this Tumblrsplosion is absurd. There's fucking Solo, Foolkiller and Cable all with guns. Elektra in a bikini. Odinson instead of Lady Thor. It's as much of a throwback as it is a push forward.
>>84284052
Oh ok, I guess Doom just said sorry for all the genocide.
>>84284079
The thing is, Civil War II HAS Peter Parker in it. This pic isn't for CWII, it's about the status quo after that.
It's assumed that anyone we don't know that much about (specifically the new War Machine) will be fleshed out some during CWII, that's the whole reason they will become prominent.
>>84284112
>There are literally only five characters on that promo who were created in the last five years
>Gwenpool, Not-Static Shock, Fro Machine, New Wasp and the Dino Kid
Also Kamala
guys
GUYS
I know what this is
its the future cast ofthe phase 4 movies
Marvel is prepping the kiddies
and testing which characters would work
>>84284110
>oh hey I used to like Wolverine
>I'll buy a Wolverine comic, see what he's up to
>oh apparently he's a 90 pound Asian girl now
>oh
>they're just comics I guess
>>84284178
You could argue that the new Wasp is just a 616 Hope, and she's been around since MC2.
>>84284126
To be fair, all the genocides worked out in the end.
>>84284210
>Asian
She's Logan's clone. Were you under the impression that Canada was in Asia?
>>84284126
Pretty much. Bendis had Doom in Iron Man early on saying he wants to stop being a dictator and wants to do good stuff. Then he just kinda stopped being in comics.
>>84284132
Do you like the Teaser Poster?
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vnkXQrU.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>84284264
I'll never know. I just saw the cover and put it back. This isn't about how good the stories are. This is about me wanting to read a story about Wolverine, who has been the same character for 70 years, and now he looks like this. Marvel doesn't want me to buy their Wolverine comic.
>>84284353
>Wolverine
>70 years
>>84284353
> 70 years
Wut
Also, you make it seem like all the ongoings are like this, there are still significantly more Original Legacy characters than shit like this.
>>84282060
This severely depressed me..
>>84283047
>Miles is one of the few survivors and he moved over to 616.
that reminds me who else from Ultimate made it over?
>>84284353
>70 years
>>84284384
>>84284414
>the history of a character is important when trying to win an online argument
>the history of a character is not at all important when, oh, I dunno, writing new fucking comics about him
You win, I shat a random number out of my ass but it was closer to 40 years instead of 70. Good thing I did that because then we would have to have the original discussion about why Wolverine is a little girl now. Thanks for teaching me that the history of comic book characters is only important when arguing about retarded shit, and completely irrelevant for the character himself.
>>84284516
Ultimate ReedAKA The Makeris the main villain of the new avengers book
>>84284353
you already have what you want. There are 70 years (lol) of comics about your Wolverine and they still exist and are for sale. I doubt you've read them all.
In the meantime, we have something different for people that want something different. Stop trying to take something away from people when you already have what you want.
Also, pic related.
>>84284110
>became popular
>>84284516
>that reminds me who else from Ultimate made it over?
The Maker
The only other ult. Universe character is Old Man Logan.
>>84284567
No, your argument was stupid because because you seem to think 1. That all Marvel comics are current like this across the board and 2. Seem to not know that there is an Wolverine ongoing called Old Man Logan.
Also, if you were only reading comics for Wolverine, why even?
>>84284567
Wolverine is a little girl now because Wolverine is dead.
>>84284645
No Anon. He's a Wolverine Fan! He CLEARLY knew this.
Or, maybe he's not only pulling numbers out his ass, but talking out of it too.
>>84284577
You understand that it was a single isolated example of the entire theme of the thread, right? Nobody knows who any of the faggots in OP's promo are. If you look up any of the characters you think you remember, surprise, they're not the same character anymore.
>lol hey guy who just watched the Civil War movie
>why are you trying to read the Civil War comic being released at the same time?
>just read the OLD comics if you want to see those characters
>this new comic series is just for REAL comic fans, why are you surprised that Captain America is a big booty black bitch?
>>84284662
I'm actually impressed you've missed the point this hard. The point is there is nothing here for the "casual" Marvel fan.
>imma REAL comic fan because I know this trivia and followed this storyline and blah blah blah
You're PROVING MY FUCKING POINT, mister "real fan". They have absolutely nothing for the casual person who doesn't know that trivia and didn't follow that storyline.
>>84284699
Just because you and other casuals don't know who these people are, doesn't mean other people don't. A lot of these people currently have ongoings and they are all being focused on this year.
I'm also going to point out that your greentext is stupid as hell. If people want to get into comics from the movie, they will most likely pick up Civil War II. That's why the main characters of CWII are characters from the movie. Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Peter Parker, T'Challa. They are all in the comic! And by reading that comic they will be introduced to these newer characters too, it's a win-win.
>>84284754
literally all of this is done in favor of the casual fan.
if you can't read an issue and understand whats happening or who the characters are, its more the failing of the reader nowadays than the writer.
>>84284754
when was the last time you stepped into a comic shop? Ever?
What do they casuals want to see? The characters from the movie? Because those are available too, both in their own comics and in big event books like CWII.
Trying to introduce new stuff doesn't mean they are abandoning the old. Do you just want them to never make new characters?
>>84284699
You really don't read comics do you or ACTUALLY KNOW what we're all complaining about. This tread is everyone complain about how Marvel wants this to be the face of comics. But hey, we're just pulling out an isolated example of a legacy character with a comics.
>All-New Hawkeye
Comic about Original and new Hawkeye
>All-New X-Men
Literally a comic about the original X-Men
>Amazing Spider-Man
A SPider-Man comic
>Astonishing Ant-Man
A comic about the second Ant man
>Black Panther
A comic about the original black Panther
>Daredevil
A comic about Daredevil
But it's an Isolated incident. Old Man Logan is the only Legacy Hero Comic.
>>84284754
>I'm actually impressed you've missed the point this hard. The point is there is nothing here for the "casual" Marvel fan.
>PROVING MY FUCKING POINT
>Complains Marvel has nothing for Casuals
Guyz, we got a REAL FAN here.
>>84284699
wait, you haven't read comics in YEARS and are upset that you don't know the characters anymore?
do you get bad jumping into the 4th season of a show and not understanding whats happening?
>>84284836
Everyone knows real fans jump midway into something because of current hype.
...wait.
>>84284631
Old Man Logan isn't actually an Ultimate universe character, he was in his own separate, unrelated setting.
The full list of Ultimate characters off the top of my head are:
Miles, his entire supporting cast (his family, Ganke, Judge and Bombshell) and The Maker.
>>84284883
I mean Ult. as in Alternate. I'm retarded and used the wrong abbreviation.
>>84281034
The fuck is moon girl doing in all this isn't she like 8 or something
>She hulk using weapons.
I require an explanation. And why would they use gwenpool here, I thought she was just a meta-character.
>>84284911
Slapstick makes burned pancakes out of her parents.
>>84284911
She has a comic. I haven't read it but the last issue (#7) sold 12,879. I think that's bad, but I don't know what are bad sales numbers.
Plus side, Moon Knight #2 sold significantly better than #1.
>>84281034
Why is Rand Paul there.
>Gwenpool front and center
yeah have fun with all this
>>84284983
she-hulk isn't in that image
>>84285003
>Gwenpool
It's what's bad about comics...
But I don't hate her ongoing. It's not awful.
>>84284983
>She hulk using weapons.
>I require an explanation.
Wut? Dude that's Gamora from GoG.
>>84284906
But there's a shitton more alternate universe characters besides Old Man Logan and the ultimate characters running around. The entire premise of Squadron Supreme revolves around alt universe characters teaming up.
>>84284988
Why would they put an eight year on the side of a known serial killer(gwenpoole) and other in opposition to a team with a fucking Kaiju
>>84284998
Those are bad sales. 15-20k is the cancellation line usually. But it's also an All Ages book and the cancellation line for All Ages books is lower.
>>84285201
Marvel should put canon All Ages books under some kind of branding. Like, most people (casuals) think Amazing Spider-Man is for young kids, but I don't think that's been true for years. It would definitely help.
>>84285192
These are not "teams" and they are not going to fight each other. God, they probably won't even be gathered together at all
This is just a teaser with the characters that will be relevant in Marvel NOW 2.0, either in a solo book or as an important part of a team, and their positioning
>>84285309
I'm with you on that, but it doesn't help that there are 2 groups with a literal rift between them.
>GLA
>Champions
>USAvengers
>This
Marvel don't want no new readers, apparently
>>84285543
>>Champions
Champions is a group of heroes that are specifically for new readers. So it's not that bad.
>>84281136
banner hulk
>>84282622
And the thing there fighting about it doesn't even make sense that there would be any imbalence in age between the teams
This might have made slightly more sense the first time arounds
>>84283002
It's fucking lazy is what it is
Dc did a far better job in that rebirth teaser
>>84281034
who is green guy with rifle on far left who looks like firefly from cobra?
>>84286114
Solo
>>84281034
Marvel has changed.
It’s no longer about liking a character for their relatability, ideologies, or creativity. It’s an endless series of stereotyping races and characters, read by misguided people. Marvel, and it’s fans’ consumption of laziness, has become a well-oiled machine.
Marvel has changed.
The age of Social Justice has become the age of control. All controlled in the name of appeasing a group with no real identification to the materials under mass distribution. And those who control the writers, controls industry.
Marvel has changed. When the industry is under total control, Marvel...becomes “cis-free”.
>>84286483
hyperbole.
Just a show of hands, who here is excited about multiple books based on this teaser?
>>84286568
Well this pic is just a generic teaser and doesn't mean anything other than 'these characters will be featured'.
Of the three Marvel NOW 2.0 books actually announced (USAvengers, Champions, Great Lakes Avengers) they are all at least interesting.
>>84285051
In his defense she's in pretty casual looking clothing. She-Hulk is really the only character who shows up in jeans, pant suit, or blazer and miniskirt to these things.
>>84286483
>tfw the FF are safe from modern Marvel's grasp
>>84281034
>I don't read comics
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>>84286860
say that to Jhonny with the inhumans and Ben with the GotG
>>84281034
>Dr. Strange and Squirrel Girl, both 40 something white people are on Team Tumblr
>Team Tumblr lead by the new War Machine, who has been a superhero for about a week
>Team Tumblr is full of minorities, except for mutants because we hate mutants and prefer Inhumans
>Hawkeye Jr. is there, but not Hawkeye even thought they have a solo series together currently, which means this might kill him in CWII
>Squirrel Girls costume, was it designed by a blind man and edited by another blind man
>Team Tumblr has future Ms. America, who is as powerful as Thor
>Doom holding Iron Man's helmet, which might imply they will kill him off
>Maria Hill is part of the Superhero team even though she was a villain in standoff
>Gamora is on Earth for some fucking reason
>Captain America, on the same team as Doom and Electra
>Jessica Jones is there, but only because she had a popular Netflix show
The only thing I am hyped for is Thor having his hammer back. I hope he gets a solo series as I refuse to buy this shit just for him.
>>84287442
>Maria Hill
That is quake anon, notice the gauntlets.
>>84287442
Once again, this is not an image of a team. They put these out every year and we constantly have to tell people that it's not indicative of a team.
Just a preview of the people who will be important in the coming year.
>>84287442
It's strange how Daredevil has an outstanding and critically acclaimed TV show and yet marvel is not using him in anything at all unlike Jessica Jones.
>>84281034
so we can all agree that left is team 4chan, right is team reddit?
>>84287664
>white
>straight
>male
>>84287664
The DD netflix series is actually good. Marvel doesn't associate itself with quality
>>8428766
Bendis said Matt is going to be important in the third chapter of civil war.
>>84287367
Yeah, but at least they aren't getting replaced with shitty new characters for the sake of diversity
>>84287664
Well, he have a (great) solo title right now, while Jessica has been featured in nothing but some cameos in the Luke Cage book as a housewife
I'll trade Black Panther for Gwen Poole, please.
>Sam isn't even with the tumblr side
>The other ANAD avengers are there
>>84287814
>>84287967
Literally who
>>84286568
This teaser does pretty much nothing for me, but the books announced so far actually sound pretty good. Champions, Great Lakes Avengers, and USAvengers all sound good so far and I'll definitely be checking them out.
Don't really care about Mosaic, but hey, I'd rather they make new minority characters instead of just handing out legacies for them. Maybe I'll read it after the fact if it turns out good but don't really give a shit about it for now.
But man, if they wanted to make an unappealing teaser image, they fucking nailed it. I mean, even shelling out for Deodatto?! What a great idea from the man who is literally incapable of not using poser and tracing these days.
>>84281034
Casuals should at least be able to recognize Cap, Spider-Man, Hulk, Black Panther (now), and Iron Man even though it's Victor. Oh, and Prowler of course.
gwenpool is a twat
>>84287967
She's a D-lister, and has been a D-lister since before Secret Wars...
>>84281116
He is Cucumberbatch now, he belongs to tumblr.
>>84281034
>G.I.Joe guy
>Another G.I.Joe guy
>Jessica Jones
>Maria Hill
>Captain Marvel
>Elektra
>Is that Thor?
>Vincent Cassel with Iron mans mask
>Captain Hydra
>It
>She-Hulk
>Black Panther
>Cable
>Godzillas foot?
>Electro (This film look sucks)
>Deadpools girlfried?
>Black Woman Cap America
>The wasp
>Another guy from G.I.Joe
>some black girl who looks like a gundam
>Black costume spiderman
>Hulk
>Dr Strange
>Squirrel Girl
>Who?
>Hawkgirl
>Ms Marvel
>>84288227
Not even tumblr likes him now. He's said some problematic things and they regard him as an ugly white guy with a stupid name.
Is Fing Fang Foom a character again? Who has the giant green foot?
Is that...Urkle?
>>84288364
Foot is either Fin Fang Foom or American Kaiju.
>>84288364
>Is Fing Fang Foom a character again?
He was in Totally Awesome Hulk?
>>84288404
He was also in Drax and All-new Wolverine. I think a couple of those even happening in the same month.
It's actually kind of weird that we suddenly got a bunch of Fin Fang Foom arcs in ANAD.
>>84287967
She's wearing a suit right
>>84282060
They barely even have any MCU characters in the OP though.
>>84282743
What's the source of the gif?
should i be worried about tony.
am massive tony fag
>>84281034
I love how you can tell which side is the good guys because it's the side with all the minorities on it. This is why marvel is doomed to fail.
DC4LYFE
>>84282060
> Cyclops and Nightcrawler in the Second row. Not a Single New Mutant in sight.
Its ok, just end me.
>>84289347
DC's only got animal man and plastico man. The rest is like hawk man Tier.
>>84289464
Think you're forgetting the best villains to grace western media, pic obvs related
>>84281034
How could you forget dinofoot!?
>>84289464
...Beast Boy? What do you mean Hawkman teir he's DC and I'm pretty sure he's where Thor came from but I can't prove it. Can someone help me decode this?
>>84289555
Cmon man. really show's how much DC you read. Grant Morrisons famous 90s Run?
>>84289499
Lmao, DC am I right.
The real question is when will Marvel stop shilling out super powered spider people. There must be an end.
>>84289845
Whenever his books aren't constantly selling in their top 10.
>>84289845
>Shilling
What do you mean by this?
>>84289249
Yes. All old white men must be killed and/or replaced
>>84284567
You're the fucking reason reason comics suck, fucking fanboys who only want to read the same story because of fucming nostalgia. Shitheads
>>84281034
Aw no, Slapstick...
What'd they do to you, man?
>>84292923
He doesn't have a penis, literally paid hookers to cuddle until Deadpool got his life back on track during a slump.
Who knows, maybe the Scientist Supreme of Dimension X will finally get him a human body.
>>84293049
Geeze, that sucks. At least Deadpool matches Slapstick's motif.
I guess he's supposed to be the funny one on that team, but he looks like he comes from the part of the 90s that he used to make fun of in that picture.
Looks like the Grimdark catches up with everyone, eventually.
>>84293149
Not really, but they're all fun characters.
>>84291739
But that's what comics used to be like decades ago (or right now if you read DC)
It used to be status quo at the beginning of every story and at the resolution of every story it was status quo again.
No scary threatening ideas to overwhelm you...
Can you blame these guys who grew up reading comics without ever having to think?
Of course they hate modern stories that involve using logic and empathy and understanding of new concepts!
Nostalgia is like a nice warm blanket to smother their imagination with. Why would you take that from them?
>>84293185
Who wants to take bets on when they all turn on 'Pool and try to kill him?
>>84282914
when Disney will sell Marvel and/or hire shooter. So, never ever.
>>84281907
That's Gamora.
>>84281034
Being a casual is something to be proud about now?
/co/ is truly one of the worst boards on 4chan.
>>84292923
Slapstick has looked like that for like a decade now.
>>84294432
Nobody should be forced to know or care who these boons are.
>>84282056
Original moon boy was a monkey/human thing ...reboot is a black girl.....k
>>84295169
So it's still a monkey 'human' thing then.
>>84281034
>The only one I know is Tony Stark.
Ok, casual.
Did they turn War Machine into a woman?
>>84294432
>>84296055
Fuck off. Even if I know who these characters are, they are mostly c-listers and new OCs( especially on the right side).
I hope you drones don't have any intention to defend Dr Doom in a suit, Gamora in street clothes, Gwenpool or Whor Machine and Mosaic being on the poster( when they only have one fucking appareance)
The all new ghost will be a wheel chair bound asexual Puerto Rican
The new punisher will be a homosexual African American man who is tired of oppression
The new dare devil will be an Eskimo that is deaf
>>84281034
What the fuck is this shit.
>>84296071
Yes. Even black male characters aren't safe from Marvel's femshit kikery.
>>84296145
>poster for characters getting ongoings in Marvel NOW 2
>how dare these two characters getting ongoings be on a poster for characters getting ongoings!
Bravo anon. You really showed those "drones" what for.
Is this really ANOTHER heroes vs heroes? Or is something else entirely?
>>84281034
This all looks so terrible. And here I didn't think Marvel could shit the bed worse than with Marvel Now!, but here we are.
>>84297210
>actually defending this shit
You know that not all the characters in that poster are getting ongoings, right?
This poster is supposed to show what characters will be the most relevant after Civil War II, so are you really gonna tell me you are satisfied with their choices and with having Doom and Literally Who Machine as leads?
>>84297210
You are the reason this is happening. >>84297251
>The only one I know is Tony Stark
NOT ANYMORE BITCHES
WE BLACK AND FEMALE IRON MAN NOW
LOGIC AND EMPATHY AND UNDERSTANDING OF NEW CONCEPTS
>>84281034
Is that Ultimates Thor?
>spends years working within a sliding timeline to explain why heroes haven't grown old or been replaced
>diversity becomes hot
>LEGACYLEGACYLEGACYLEGACY
>WE HEARD YOU GUYS LEGACY CHARACTERS WITHOUT ANY BUILD UP
Nice
>>84281034
How casual can you be?
>doesn't recognize cable, doctor strange, Electra, or hulk
Is that Norman Osborne? Is Norman pretending to be a good guy again?
