Uncle Tony, buy me a PS4 with 5 games.
>>84269452
>Uncle Tony
>Peter constantly hitting Tony up for money
Have we ever had that dynamic before? Sure, Tony has helped Pete out before, but not to this extent.
>>84269452
Tony would have to divert funds to start a game development division of Stark Industries and develop four other PS4 games before being able to go through with that request
>>84269540
>Not filling the entire collection with PS4 weeb games.
IRL Peter Parker would have been a complete /m/ weeb.
>>84269540
I think /v/ needs a purging. TORtanic really was a mistake that never should have happened.
>>84269523
>Tony dating May
>buys Peter's affections and allegiance in his nefarious plans
Yes. Yes I like.
You might be dating Aunt May, Tony, but keeps your hands off my manga!
>>84269523
It's Reed or Tony.
Reed's too busy not existing so.
>>84269540
I don't understand this meme. I don't even have a PS4 (yet) and there's already like five games on it that I want.
And Shenmue 3 is going to happen.
>>84269663
>we will never have Weeb Spidey and Weebpool going Attack on Titan on some Sentinels
Why do you do this to me?
>>84269566
>>84269663
Yeah, Peter needs to be a weeb. He's a nerd and it's 2016, I'll be he reads a fuckton of manga. He's probably a pleb, though.
>>84269694
>Spidey vs Vulture
>"Don't make me use my kamehameha on you!"
>>84269694
>First time running at spider speed on some rooftop
>Goes full Naruto run like an autist to "go faster"
>>84269566
>MCU Peter gets super into Metal Gear
>begs Tony to build Rex
>starts vaping and trying to sound like David Hayter on missions
>Tony puts up with it because he's secretly a fanboy too
Is this the cringe general?
>>84269694
That's my big problem with Modern Marvel Comics.
How come many Marvel Writers are so out of touch with anime and manga in the age of Netflix, Hulu and Crunchyroll? Every anime and manga reference in the last 10 years of Marvel are like from the 1990s.
Spidey, Iron Fist and every black superhero in the Marvel Universe would be weeb as fuck. Luke Cage and Iron Fist would get into arguments over DBZ and Persona almost everyday.
>>84269689
>hey guys, have you read that manga attack on titan?
>hits Scott's back with a propeller
>>84269717
>Tony and Peter on radio contact
>Peter repeats everything Tony says
>>84269694
>>84269663
>>84269566
Peter was a nerd more than a geek. There's little chance of Peter being the weeb variety of geek since he could not afford that sort of lifestyle with either the money or time to pirate and browse and what not between studying, trying to get a job and later patrolling as a vigilante. Literally not time for NEETism.
>>84269737
>Luke Cage and Iron Fist would get into arguments over DBZ and Persona almost everyday.
I had no clue how much I needed this until you pointed it out.
>>84269750
>money
He'd download everything.
>Listen kid, you either join me or I'll tell aunt May about your /h/ folder
>>84269773
>/h/ folder
Hey, at least it isn't his erotic fanfiction he found.
>And then Spider-Man tied up Black Widow and then...
>>84269745
>Alright kid listen up, that old fart with the wings is Adrian Toomes. AKA The Vulture
>The Vulture?
>>84269540
I'm at a loss for words. Is that all the games thr ps4 has?
>>84269826
>LOOK OUT PETER!
>HE'S GOT A GUN!
>>84269857
>>84269737
How do you know they don't? How do you know their editors aren't constantly shooting down dialogue that references the cultural saturation of what's hip now in order to maintain some semblence of adhering to a sliding timeline in 616?
>>84269773
Oh, he'd definitely appreciate hentai. I can't deny that.
It's impossible to resist during puberty, especially if you're not exactly popular with girls to begin with.
I mean, let me ask you this, will your hentai folder sleep with an evil CEO? Not mine. Someone might throw your hard drive off a bridge but that's what file storage and backups are for. Problem solved. 2D wins again.
>>84269452
>ps4
>Games
>>84269853
Not really.
PS4 has tonnes of games70% of it are Weeb games
>>84269900
Would he delete it after meeting MJ? Good bye, my first love....
>>84269916
They are lesbians right? goddamn mcu Peter is a yurifag.
>>84269694
>Parker doesn't remember what AT-ATs are called
>can recite the entire dialogue of some animu
>>84269953
It's a bit haremesque though.
>>84269935
Only a Sith would put down one partner in hopes the other will put out.
>>84269963
>>84269916
>Not getting the meme
>>84269473
>This summer
>Get ready for an origin story told like never before
>Marisa Tomei
>Robert Downey Junior
>Starring in
>TROUBLE
>>84270024
Fuck off /v/, you're as fucking unoriginal as Inafune and Game Freak.
>>84270154
>Mark Millar
This guy somehow gets away with some of the most disturbing shit yet nothing sticks.
>>84269916
>In a world on the verge of destruction, singing might be their only hope
r u bn srs now, bruv
>>84269737
>Every anime and manga reference in the last 10 years of Marvel are like from the 1990s.
Anon im a lil drunk can you help me understand this
>>84270250
>mentioning the movies
>>84270233
5 seconds on the timer theory, if a bomb's about to explode anyway might as well try everything and see what works.
>"But why not focus on what would likely work?"
Yes, but you can also try what wouldn't. You've got nothing to lose except dignity. So you've got nothing to lose.
>>84270271
Most of the anime/manga references Marvel has made for the last 10 or so years are all from anime/manga from the '90s
>>84269452
"Why, so some Queens niggers can sell it later?"
>>84270209
This you mate? >>84270250
Who do you think Peter's favourite Monster Girl is?
>>84270271
Every Marvel comic from 2006-2016, if they reference anime at all, only mention anime from 1990-1999.
Does that help you understand?
>>84270373
Isn't the spider chick the obvious answer? Then again there's a blonde and a redhead.
>>84270308
>>84270376
For example?
>>84269754
Honestly, as fun as that would be, it would be a bit out of character. Now, MOVIE arguments, I'd buy. Luke likes Westerns because he literally lived in a movie theatre that only showed westerns for years (and maybe gangster/mob movies if you want to be sterotypical), while Danny has been watching a lot of Martial Arts movies to feel connected to K'un Lun, even while he's been gone.Besides, we all know Logan is the biggest weeb in Marvel.
>>84270387
Feels like he'd find the spider-girl too cliche of a love interest
given >>84270387's statement, I think he'd probably prefer snek
>>84270420
KONNICHIWA BAKA GAIJINS!
>>84269452
TONY-KUN, GEIMU!
>>84270420
>Wolvie and Fist arguing over who'd win in a fight, the Six-String Samurai or the One-Armed Swordsman
>Luke points out that the Duke would kill those gooks dead
>>84270284
>shitposting
>>84270373
>Who do you think Peter's favourite Monster Girl is?
He would probably feel strange, fapping to what are effectively genderbent versions of his own rogue gallery. Basically all his enemies are monstermen.
>>84270463
>not -chan
>>84270475
So Morlun would be the mc that killfucks them?
>>84269694
I would expect him to recite nothing but the most memorable moments from Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, and Spirited Away, as well as all your other favorite Studio Ghibli cinematic anime classics, coming to North America courtesy of Walt Disney Studios.
Why would Peter be a weeb?
He watches baseball and shit.
>>84270507
>-chan
THEY'RE NOT THAT CLOSE YET, DESU
>>84270576
SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
>>84270555
There are many weebs who are into baseball because of Ichiro Suzuki and Yuu Darvish.
And also tones of baseball anime out there.
>>84270420
>Logan is the biggest weeb in Marvel
YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIS WAIFU?
>>84269540
>a loss for games
>loss
You cheeky motherfucker
>>84269452
>PS4
>5 games
Oh, Peter. It doesn't have nearly that many titles.
>>84270975
What about HD versions of old games?
>>84270975
epic meme now back to /v/
>>84269694
He's a nerd not a geek. He's interested in stuff like science and math not dumb shit like "Hey, have you guys seen the newest episode of Steven Universe!"
>>84271429
He read comics though.
>>84271429
>Steven Universe
Geek, not tumblrina.
>>84271471
Yeah but it was never really his hobby. It's like watching TV shows or movies but not obsessing over them.
>>84269452
In Iron man 3 didn't he buy that blond kid an entire garage full of cool stuff and a car?
>>84270873
Watching Luke shit-talk Logan's favorite anime was my favorite part of Bendis's New Avengers.
>>84272082
What did that happen?
>>84269452
>Uncle Tony, buy me a PS4 with 5 games
>pete, I am rich, but not THAT rich
>>84269710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhAeVfpy_Mo
>>84269857
PETER GET DOWN!
That's the vulture's projectile claw, a single strike could chop a man in half
>>84269874
>Kuuga
Does Peter even stand a chance?
>>84271660
Yeah but that's probably because he felt bad for calling him a pussy and whatnot.
>>84272413
franku posting best posting
>>84269750
>Peter was a nerd more than a geek.
difference?
>>84269523
>>84269694
>muh current year memes
>>84272860
Depends on how soon Godai realizes it's a kid in costume and not just a Grongi.
>>84269710
>>84270387
Rachnee is the obvious answer for anyone's favorite, being best girl and all.
>>84270233
Welcome to modern japanese video games. Not that i dont like them
>>84270376
>>84270308
Thanks guys
>>84274135
This. She is absolutely perfect
>>84269694
Spidey's always been a weeb
>>84274135
MY MAN
>>84269540
Tony constantly flip flops between being a great business man and a horrible one.
His game would either be multiplatform or a Wii U exclusive. No in between.
>>84271203
This entire thread should go back to /v/.
He is looking for Francis
>>84269452
>Forgetting that teen Peter wore a small filter under his mask that deepens his voice and helps filter dangerous gases
Peter read western comics and was a huge baseball nut, still plenty of teenagers like that.
>>84269452
>that filename
>>84269452
God I'm so excited for this movie. The thing that gets me is that it really is a homecoming in every sense of the word.
>>84277644
Seeing as /co/ is as dead as Gwen Stacy nowadays the last thing you should be doing is telling people to leave.
