Do you ever look at someone and wonder "what is going on inside their head?”
>>84268397
Sometimes i have this nagging feeling, usually when something sex-related or obscene pops into my head, that at that moment, somebody just magically develops mind-reading powers, and can read my every dirty thought.
Fucks me up............................................
>>84268397
yeah but i generally imagine it a lot less fucking stupid than a bunch of ugly colorcoded blob monsters each representing an arbitrarily isolated emotion
>>84268397
No. Understanding people is difficult so I generally follow a set of scripts to get through most social interactions.
I'm a manager at a dollar store. I see some fucking people.
>>84268448
Anon, nobody needs to read your mind. It shows clearly on your face. Believe me.
Don't worry, nobody cares what you think.
>>84268657
Got an example of these scripts?
>>84269373
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>>84269373
If greeted, then greet back
If further interaction, then lower head and shuffle away
If asked where you're going, then mumble "gotta go"
Otherwise ignore.
>>84268448
I started having this thought as a little kid.
To counter it, whenever I catch myself thinking particularly deviant sexual or sociopathic thoughts, I offer an apology to any telepaths who may have picked up on them.
I like to imagine they appreciate the courtesy.
>>84269674
Go to bed Ronnie
>>84269794
Holy shit, it does kinda sound like a Whomp alt text.
>>84269373
Probably something like this.
>>84269838
>tfw he's engaged now
>>84269854
...really?
>>84268397
how old was this girl supposed to be? she acted like a fucking baby.
>>84270012
What the fuck kind of superbabies are you hanging around, anon?
>>84270041
>wahhhhh my daddy and mommy arent paying attention to me aaaghhhhhhh im so depressed
>>84270087
That wasn't what she was upset about, though.
>>84270087
>mocking a child for acting like a child
At least you're mature, right?
>>84269674
I imagine a t-rex weilding a huge ass logging chainsaw and a human sized hockey mask comically tied around his big damn head with a huge string so it rests on the tip of his adorable t-rex snout. He is revving the chainsaw masterfully with his tiny arms and hes coming for you. He gives out a terrifying roar as his blood encrusted machine of death roars to life with him. His name is Dinoface.
I figure thats enough to momentarily stun any telepath.
>>84268812
I feel for you. I shop at a Dollarama and whoever says fat people are jolly deserve a punch in the head. Why is it the fat fucks (75% of the time women) think its the min wage paid employees fault something they want isnt in? What's going on inside THAT head? Too stupid even for the short bus.
>>84270204
Happy belated Canada Day(im pretty sure Dollerama is a canuck chain. If im wrong happy belated Canada Day either way.)
>>84270114
She should have not suppressed her emotions and just told her parents about.
But hey, it was the point of the movie, a story about a dumb kid having a trivial ordeal in a first world country.
>>84270503
Boo fucking hoo go to africa and punch a warlord instead of bitching and moaning about it already you fuck.
>>84268448
You may have autism
>>84270608
You may have autism.
>>84270682
YOU HAVE AUTISM! AND YOU! AND YOU THERE!
EVERYONE HAS AUTISM! YAAAAAAAY!
>>84268397
Usually right after they kill a few dozen people for no reason then kill themselves, I wonder what went on. Get on it, Pixar.
I figure it's probably just "waaaah I'm a loser and no one likes me" though, wouldn't really make for a good movie.
>>84270608
>>84270682
>>84270936
Guys.
I think i might have autism.
What would inside out have been about if Riley was a puberty stricken boy?
>>84271190
The movie would mostly be about sexual frustration.
>>84269674
>>84268448
These happen to me.
But I also came to the conclusion that if there were telepaths reading my mind, they'd have to realize that people frequently have disturbing thoughts like those pretty regularly and must be desensitized to them.
>>84269674
>I offer an apology to any telepaths who may have picked up on them.
>I like to imagine they appreciate the courtesy.
Fuck that, they're the ones invading your privacy.
>>84271321
Like it's their fault you think so loudly.
>>84270255
Thanks, it probably is a Canadian only thing. We also have a similar store called The Toonie store (named after our $2 coin). And Happy July 4th. Had an American beer and tried to watch the fireworks show across the water at Port Angeles.
>>84269371
That is adorable! Source?
I do, when I look at this picture.
>>84271392
No, fuck them.
In today's world the only real privacy we have is in the space between our ears and because of mindreaders we don't even have that.
>>84269674
hey spidey
>>84268397
I can honestly say I've never wondered what other people were thinking
>>84270608
>>84270682
>>84270936
>>84271174
>>84272240
He's thinking his daughter looks adorable and the air-conditioning needs to be fixed soon.
>>84272374
okay, moat of this shit is basic manners. the fuck points at things after being told not to? spectrum disorders are retarded.
>>84268448
>>84269674
>tfw you would always imagine ear-shattering screaming and disgusting imagery to counter the telepaths
>>84268397
No, never. Not once.
Who has so little going on in their own heads that they have time to wonder what other people are thinking about?
>>84272404
>Telepath is reading my mind
>I've just finished watching a Spongebob marathon
>LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEUUUOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84272395
>spectrum disorders are retarded
Well that's the point though, people with autism are retarded.
>>84272437
socially maybe.
>>84269854
How could you know?
>>84272240
No drugging the Riley!
If that movie ever gets a sequel, it better star Tommy Wiseau.
![1355233937337[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/a8dZAHO.jpg "1355233937337[1].jpg")
>>84272395
>>84272437
Must be a record that a Riley thread has been up this long and those 2 Rileyfags haven't posted.
>>84274479
Maybe they got banned.
>>84274281
>bueno.jpg
>>84274582
It is rather cute, isn't it?
>>84274479
Is anyone here steam friends with that Rileyfag?I remember seeing a snapshot of his steam comment here
>>84269674
At school, I used to wondered, right after I would catch myself daydreaming, if I had actually acted out on my imagination in front of everybody in the class but everybody just pretended nothing happened because my mom had had a talk with everyone beforehand and told them to ignore me.
It still haunts me over 20 years later.
>>84269674
>I started having this thought as a little kid.
I did too, but then i realized there is no way such a thing would be kept hidden all this time. Even if there were a person, he surely wouldn't be one of those retards near me, and even if he were, he would never tell anyone about it, thus if he were to read something embarrassing, it wouldn't matter anyway
>>84268448
Same.
>>84272374
>enjoys spinning objects
>does not enjoy change
>Not responsive to normal teaching methods
>mfw
Oh God I think I might be autistic as well!
>>84274947
I am, why are you interested in him?
>>84275126
You have to relate to 90% of those things before they even consider you to have autism
>>84275268
Just asking. how did you even found him anyway?
>>84272404
holy fuck I wasn't alone.
>>84275316
I'd say a good 40-50% of whats on there applies to me sometimes
>>84268397
I try not to, mostly because I'm pretty decent at what people are thinking based on their facial expressions and the look in their eyes.
>>84275332
I met him by chance on the Riley andersen page of the disney wikia. Anyways him being a rileyfag is something of the past, he doesn't care anymore.
>>84275388
sorry anon, spinning things and being nervous about change doesn't make you autistic. It makes you human.
Unless you actually scream like rain man, you don't have the 'tism.
>>84268397
>There are creatures in your head that control you life
Really american believe this? it´s worst that Creationism
>>84275510
So does that mean I can't quit my job and apply for autism bucks?
Aw shucks...
>>84269674
I use to imagine as complex images as I could. Like a 4D, psychedelic, bayformers kaleidoscope
>>84272374
>>84272374
FUCK YOU, SPINNING SHIT IS THE MOST FUN THING TO DO!
>>84275583
The movie is a metaphor
>>84272374
Does anyone have the superpower edit?
>>84275842
A meta for what?
>>84276706
Those things in your mind are personified.
>>84272240
>Ayy papi
>>84272374
>>84276674
>>84279298
this is gold
>>84271715
Pretty sure its a girl from a PPG episode
>>84269838
>I'd tentacle rape you if I was an octopus!
>>84268448
>>84269674
Yes I do this too. Although instead of apologizing, it's more rudely telling them to fuck off from my head
I'm happy to know I'm not alone, I've been feeling like an idiot
>>84272374
This sounds like normal childhood behavior.
>>84271392
If you put up an 8-foot fencd around your yard, that's a reasonable pretense to walk around nude in your yard. You can't apologize to every drone operator who's going to randomly fly overhead and see your misshapen body, but that shouldn't prevent you from enjoying the sun on your naked skin.
>>84281108
Riley is NOT for sexual!!
>>84279298
>transdimensional chains of death summoned at will
that's pretty metal senpai.
>>84281441
Hey, those prescriptions aren't going to write themselves.
We have to pathologize normal behavior.
>>84268448
Well, me too.
>>84268448
Same.
Since this usually happens to me around crowds (often on my train rides to work) I'm convinced that they can't focus in on my thoughts while surrounded by dozens of minds and if they can, there is no way they can find me.
I then proceed to think thoughts that dives them out of my head, usually child sex related.
Don't get on my BART car, telepaths.
