Good evening owls of /co/,
now that's a big gun
>>84261800
Happy freedom day
>>84261824
mostly "snoozing and writing" day for me
still gotta write
>>84261800
That may be the paragon 90s cover.
HAPPY AMERICA DAY
since we're reading Punisher
>>84261864
>>84261864
I have today and tomorrow off from work so today was a "accomplish literally nothing" day today
tomorrow may be marginally more productive (but probably not)
>>84261824
>>84261886
Not all of us celebrate freedom day you know. Have some respect.
>>84261898
I DON'T NEED TECH TO PUNISH
>>84261908
lol
>>84261990
>>84262040
this dude likes to hear himself talk
>>84261886
I got called in to deliver pizzas to people too busy celebrating freedom to tip!
>>84262059
I hope they blow themselves up
>>84262059
Man people not tipping on July 4 is some prime bullshit.
>>84262059
man, a holiday is when they should be tipping the MOST
I'm not skipping out on celebrating muh freedoms to drive pizza to your lazy ass because I enjoy it, asshole
>>84262085
>>84262130
>>84262090
It's almost ..UnAmerican
>>84262160
>>84262059
If you're not tipping extra well on a Federal holiday then you are a horrible human being.
>>84262202
I, too, am a veteran of the Great Traffic Wars
OP IS A FAGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>84262059
This is YOUR Independence From A Living Wage Day. /billpullman
>>84262262
Hi, you spammy motherfucker
>>84261886
Is that Steve?
>>84262202
>Chief of the Punishment Police
Give him time, friend. That comes later.
>>84262281
>>84261921
>I don't need tech
>I have hate
>>84262301
>>84262252
That whole scenario deserves AT LEAST a mini series.
A bridge over the ocean that devolves into open warfare over traffic jams? That's fantastic!
>>84262301
Punisher 2 has some 40K grade proportions going on.
>>84262335
That sounds like something /tg/ would make a whole goddamn setting about and writefag for it.
>>84262374
We do have >>>/qst/ now, so there's really no excuse not to go there and make it a thing.
>>84262252
This is straight up out of Pat Mills' Nemesis the Warlock FYI. They really gave him free reign on this comic.
>>84262360
and general styling, yes?
sorry, I'm kind of achy and out of it tonight, and I still gotta do some shit.
>>84262252
>The warlords of the Transatlantic Super Bridge
Don't know if I've ever wanted a comic of something so badly in my life
>>84262410
hah, it did reek of "this is fuckin' cool so I want to reuse it"
>>84262335
>>84262374
Please read Nemesis. It's seriously a landmark comic, and the art gets fucking wild.
>>84262434
>and general styling, yes?
Oh yeah, for sure. Since New Guy started I've been wondering if he ever did any 40Komics back when GW used to do those.
Hmm.
Which reminds me that they reprinted Daemonifuge again, and I may be willing to drop $40 for it.
>>84262464
>Pat Mills' Nemesis the Warlock
ohh, I've seen bits of this before
>>84262539
>Non-2000 AD British comics written by Mills from the eighties onwards include: You Are Maggie Thatcher ("a dole-playing game", with Hunt Emerson, Titan Books, 1987)
I see some sick burns are likely in this
>>84262464
I can't fucking read the text. This lettering is shit.
>>84262539
"Normies Reeeeeeeeee" the character.
>>84262600
>>84262539
>/r9k/ as a supervillain
>>84262300
>Give him time, friend. That comes later.
oh and it'll be so fucking glorious too.
Such a shame that we don't actually see how it ends in his own comic.
>>84262629
FOIL COVER????
>>84262539
It's insane. Hell, if you pin down 40k to one inspiration it's Nemesis the Warlock. The artists change but a lot of the art is really fucked-up and great. The whole thing comes from this idea of sci-fi traffic wars originally, the story starts with Mills' one-shot called "Terror Tube".
>>84262629
Why did an anon yesterday say to skip this arc? It's great!
>>84262600
>>84262629
I hate it how there are like 5 missing pages here.
>>84262695
is the scans, or did they cut the ads?
>>84262671
40k is a whole mishmash of sci-fi cliches and 80's British underground excesses and I fucking love it.
>>84262720
>that time the Punisher shot a litterer
http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2011/12/20/the-abandoned-an-forsaked-did-punisher-just-shoot-that-litterer/
>>84262664
Return of Vendetta?!
Finally, the Sex Dungeon will see some Sex Use again.
>>84262720
i love that dumb 25
>>84262720
Jake's Chest Skull is way easier to lose in shadow's than Frank's.
>>84262801
errrrr
>>84262768
Well, thanks, Tato. I hope you bothered to include the Bullpen Bulletin and letter page.
>>84262684
Cause the concept is lame as fuck. The dude has bad luck powers, whoop dee fucking doo.
And it pales in comparison to the next villain,a hypnotist who wants to die cause he'll reincarnate as a god, so Jake's response is to kill his soul with a Large Hadron Collider.
and THAT is the over-the-top crap that Punisher 2099 is about, not high tech bad luck powers.
>>84262720
If you read it, you can see that some pages are clearly missing.
>>84262836
>the comic is not about what it is actually about
Why limit yourself?
>>84262879
It's still cultural appropriation if you're black, right?
>>84262859
It was Spawn with the powers of the Scarlet Witch and nonstop boring as fuck banter.
There's nothing over the top about that.
It's average at best; the only good moments are the Punisher 2099 #2 mention, and the usual "I DON'T NEED TECH, I HAVE HATE" speech.
>>84262984
NECROCUMULATORS
>>84262910
Yes
>>84263072
>SIXIS happened like two decades early
>>84263101
>NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84263135
Jake has a funny sense of humour.
>>84263101
Something must have been frustrating Mills's day-to-day life in the months he wrote these.
>>84263072
>Burden of Karma
Did this guy forget which kind of Indian he was pretending to be?
>>84263135
wow that's a pretty mean hooker joke.
>>84263135
Poor Matt.
>>84263135
PERFECT TIME FOR A PRANK.
>>84261908
We'll bring you some freedom some day, you lovely commie bastard, you.
>>84262059
Wow, I drove out to pick up pizza and STILL tipped.
>>84263179
>>84263183
that's some top-notch Jake dickery, innit
>>84263164
More evidence Public Eye are total shits.
>>84263193
it's so fucking hot here, and yet it's not as bad as it could be :(
>>84263228
>even the writer has forgotten the word grenazer
RIP
>>84263101
Gonna get a lot of use out of this one.
>>84263279
hah, that's perfect--crop it right and it's a 4chan banner
>>84263295
i-it's still a doggus :(
>>84263309
Jake isn't all that much more sympathetic than the cybernetic killing machine pup, yea.
>>84263309
well, that's one way to approach incipient PUNISHMENT
>>84263309
It's a weird trait of humanity that we can tolerate violence done to fellow humans easier than if it was done to an animal.
>>84263371
Wait a minute, this is part two, and...oh, whatever, let's just roll with it
>>84263422
So he DID survive getting mobbed by a bunch of peons.
>>84263422
Is the word ENEMY part of his jacket?
>>84263422
Oh shit, it's Rob Liefeld's Smash!™
>>84263431
Well, there's where Part 1 apparently is.
>>84263462
pfffffft
that's shameless
>>84263503
upper left panel: oh so quotable
>>84263631
FINALLY, it's time for Lady Punisher
>>84263548
Holy shit. This guy is gold.
>>84263652
I'm in love
>>84263695
Wolverine?!
>>84263709
Hah! Too close to not be a dig.
>>84263709
What's 105 years to that manlet?
Also, continuing his redhead fetish, I see.
>>84263695
She's pretty close to Artemis in looks too
>>84263652
And an unexpected return from Tom Morgan!
>>84263867
Eh, she just has that generic Liefeldian snarling lady face with whatever the fuck that head tube thing is supposed to be.
>>84263927
Skull on the chest, red hair up, weird headguard. There's a similarity in design.
>>84263948
awww yeah
>>84263965
>Moon Over June
>>84263990
oh fuck you anon, cannot unsee
>>84263595
Well technically he's not wrong. Problems only arise because there are people to cause them.
>>84263965
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT SO THEY COULD BE FUCKING GENIUSES
WHAT KIND OF MORON IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AND WHY WASN'T HE FIRED
>>84263709
and that costume is very 90s jean
>>84263990
goddammit
>>84264017
sex dungeon time when
>>84263990
KEK
>>84264051
So what's less sexy:
Bomb Queen, or Moon Over June?
>>84264104
THANKS FOR READING, ENJOY SOME FREEDOM
>>84263811
>I don't need obedience programming, I have hate
>>84264104
MOJ, no contest. Bomb Queen is disgusting but MOJ is Lovecraftian.
>>84264118
You too, citizen
>>84264104
Bomb Queen, everything about that is an utter boner-wilter from the art to the EDGE
Moon Over June is just kind of shitty lesbian antics
>>84263990
I know that's a webcomic, but what page in particular are you referring to?
>>84264223
Something along the lines of this.
>>84264282
Hahahahaha oh god thankstime to go kill myself
>>84264353
honestly.sadly that's pretty good for it.
>>84263965
This seems like it could backfire hard.
>>84264118
New reader here, thanks for the storytimeMatt is cute, CUTE!
>>84262262
Kill yourself.
what a way to wrap up the 4th... with some, raw, over-the-top 90s comic awesomeness.
thanks OP.
>>84264118
Thanks for running. Hope the fireworks aren't too hard on your dog.
>>84264709
Thank fuck he's mostly ignoring it
>>84262910
He could be part indian. Same way Miguel is Irish/Mexican.
>>84263135
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
Bump for Matt is still cute.
