Lets celebrate Independence Day by honoring America's hero Stan Kelly!
>>84255572
id support walling off detroit and baltimore 2bh
escape from new york is a good movie
he is ALWAYS right
How many brexit related kelly strips are there available?
>>84255641
I always get a laugh about how pissed off Bing Crosby looks.
>>84255658
brexit didn't happen in america so zero
>>84255658
>>84255711
im surprised he didnt go the other way and have home schooling be the only bastion against public schooling that teaches evolution
>>84255692
Chelsea?
>>84255692
>Leaves of Grass
Fucking Walt Whitman.
>>84255750
>Kelly writes an anime romcom
>>84255825
Did...did Kelly just rip off The Burbs?
>>84255777
What disturbs me is that this is probably right and it's only a matter of time until someone actually does it.
>>84255799
Ouch. Did he ever make a follow up to this?
>>84255603
Kek, hadn't seen that one before.
>>84255845
No, seriously, that is basically the plot to The Burbs. Did Kelly seriously just make a comic homage to The Burbs?
>>84255895
What is this one even based on?
>>84255791
Chelsea Clinton, she'll be running for office in ten years or so.
>>84255964
fecal transplant being real
>>84255964
It's a medical procedure for when your bacteria get fucked up. They save samples from when you were healthy and put it back in you so that the good bacteria can re-colonize your digestive system.
>>84255964
Fecal transplants
>>84256018
>>84256023
Well, shit.
>>84255972
I wanna lewd that qt cashier.
>>84255863
Haha holy fuck
>>84255930
>Dale Earnhardt
>>84255711
This is 100% accurate.
>>84255623
"FUNKY"
>>84256094
All that I learned from the volkswagen thing is that cars in europe are allowed to pollute more, yet their pollution problem in cities is lower than in the states.
>>84255603
is this more of a personal thing stan kelly is going through because i dont see any political connotations in this panel?
well besides the obligatory crying statue of liberty.
>>84256174
Wait, I thought home-schooling is for the religious folks.
>>84256186
They're not all political. The best ones are about minor inconveniences in his ordinary life
>>84256220
This one I agree with
>>84256220
>Implying JJ is not a double agent ruining Star Wars from within
>>84256197
Satanism IS a religion.
>>84255999
I wish.
>>84256077
Fuck this made me check
>>84256042
>Well, shit.
Yes, exactly.
>>84255572
But lady liberty is a city slicker
>>84256325
She's also not american. Your point?
>>84255620
What the fuck Stan
>>84255651
But they work hard to bring home the gold and they don't even get real glass
>>84255651
i need a crop of the laughing foreigners
>>84256017
Your supposed to start your slow cooker in the afternoon
/r/ing sophisticated adults
>>84255572
>we will never be walled off from niggers
>>84255623
>laundry
>>84256471
>>84255758
Here's your (You)
>>84255962
>>84255845
Yes I'm sure your autistic little show or whatever invented and trademarked the idea of mistrusting new neighbors.
>>84255572
I understand that these are "political" "cartoons" but seriously, what the fuck is this guy's deal?
>>84257234
It's called "jokes".
>>84256143
Europeans don't drive as much as Americans, so of course their pollution levels would be lower. Think of it like three anons shitpost more than average, but the combined shitposting of a hundred average anons is greater.
>>84256056
>someone else is a little turned on by some of his females
Well at least I know I am not alone anymore.
>>84257002
thanks my friend
>>84256220
>ruined both star trek and star wars.
Wyen is he gonna ruin star gate
>>84255744
you just never know where kelly is going to go
>>84257403
sicko detected
>>84255920
> lee greenwood
you're evil kelly
>>84255959
please tell me this came out before the coroner confirmed it
I never realized Kelly had a first name. I thought it was just Kelly
>>84256037
It's funny how Michelle Obama did fucking terrible on that for kids.
>>84255572
>>84257402
>Wyen is he gonna ruin star gate
Roland Emmerich is already on it
>>84255603
I kind of agree with Kelly on this one, though I don't invite people over for meals or go out with others for meals socially so its not as if it really applies to me.
I don't like eating with other people.
>>84255799
The one time kelly was dead wrong
>>84256037
>the powerful vegan lobby
>>84257403
>>84257838
it's a running gag with Kelly where he routinely paints Marvel as a franchise no one cares about. He's a cartoonist, he's being ironic because he knows like we do where sales and movie tickets go.
Also, it's a joke.
>>84255758
>>84256975
Should've been "Raundry"
>>84255572
Right looks comfy.
Rap music sucks.
>>84257087
>Not knowing The Burbs
>>84255725
I don't get this one. Is this the same guy? Then why is he waiting for a call from the son he abandoned and who probably doesn't have his number?
>>84257402
then StarCraft
>>84258513
>I don't get this one. Is this the same guy?
>Pamper a child, phase yourself out of its life without leaving anything more than sense of entitlement
>Surprised when such child grows into a self-centered prat that doesn't even acknowledge your existence once the flow of free stuff came to a halt
Come on, is it this hard?
>>84255758
Go away /pol/, you're still not wanted
>>84258525
>StarCraft
That would be Blizzard's turf, you hopeless tard.
>>84256089
>A deal's a deal.
>>84255787
>probably europeans
based kelly
>>84258513
The joke is that he thinks the son should be thankful that he left him [in charge].
>>84257370
What are you talking about? ALL of his teen girls are cute, and then all the ladies from strips about any kind of sex-related topics are usually hot.
>>84258907
Just that the last time I admitted that his females were hot in a thread I got responses basically asking what was wrong with me. I told them that I have a weird fetish where I am turned on by crude drawings.
>>84255620
Da fuck.
>>84259045
When they're turned on, he draws them with such naked expressions of lust that I can easily see how it would affect some people. You're fine.
this one is accurate
>>84255930
Mfw people unironically believe this
>>84257402
To ruin Star Wars it would have had to have been good in the first place.
>>84256889
They exist outside urban areas too
>>84255750
Kelly's best when writing about himself.
>>84259537
People on 4chan unironically believe most of Kelly's stuff.
>>84255641
>he actually put a label on jesus
i didn't know this guy. are his comics intentionally bad?
>>84257234
Kelly is an Onion production.
>>84257234
It's The Onion
>>84255882
There's probably some protocol that doesn't allow for that shit to just be handed over to some tv show, but it's essentially COPS but from the POV of a cop who is only 5 feet tall.
>>84255882
>What disturbs me is that this is probably right and it's only a matter of time until someone actually does it.
You're a couple decades late
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWO3G78CLDY
>>84256197
The point of a lot of the comics is that Kelly has major opinions on topics he's uninformed on. This is one of those comics.
>>84255895
>Stan Kelly
Obamacare ended up boosting big pharma instead!
>>84255735
...
wut?
>>84261566
He's saying since the South is taking down the confederate flag then English pubs should take down their UK Flags.
>>84260740
Yes, he works for the onion
>>84255701
I see the difrence between this and the one in the op
>>84265719
*Don't see
>>84255863
Easily his worst work
It just falls flat
>>84256471
Promise us you use it for edgy lol your stupid you must be an American posts
>>84258493
I figured he was probably underage, and never saw a movie that came out before the year 2000.
>>84255679
so this is /co/'s ideal end game
>>84259491
I love how the guy in Kelly's strips is almost always watching a cowboy movie.
Good old Kelly quirks.
Kelly's self-involved comics paint a sad narrative
>Kelly's father is neglectful, eventually leaving him
>Kelly idolizes his father, blames himself/his mother
>Tries to start a family as an adult
>Can't adapt to it, becomes alcoholic, eventually divorces just like his dad
>Spends all his cash on hookers and booze
>Struggles to make a living as a cartoonist, never gets awards/accolades
>>84266667
It goes deeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq6Bjx9twMI
