Calling it: Bendis is going to make them Tony's parents.
>>84255397
Is she Jew? I doubt Bendis (Bendis?) would pass up opportunity to Jewify Tony.
>>84255443
scarlett johansson is a jew. maybe her jewiness leaks into the character.
>>84255502
If that's the case, yeah. I can see it happening.
>>84255397
I desperately want Marvel to do this
>>84255397
So...incest is the best, put Tony's mother to the test?
>>84255534
You are the worst kind of trash.
>>84255397
Has he ever had a thing with Widow in 616?
>>84255397
Will this be Tony's Sins Past?
>>84255635
Nah. It'll be Tony Trouble
>>84255397
Didn't Tony bang her in the late 70s or 80s? Wouldn't that be incest?
>>84255682
It was LMD all along.
>>84255558
But it would be hilarious, and so would the anger resulting in it.
>>84255397
Why do people like them as a couple?
>>84255558
Why? it would be hilarious and make an even bigger shitstorm than Captain Hydra
>>84255885
DUDE SOVIET ASSASSINS LMAO
Marvel really needs to reinstate Tony's parentage as well as Pietro and Wanda.
>>84255885
They have so much in common. Both really old but don't look it. Both brainwashed into becoming Russian killers. Both feel guilty for what they did. Both friends with Cap...
>>84255899
If he wanted to cause a shit storm, he could do so much better.
If Bendis really wants shit to go down, what he should do is make it so time-traveling was another power that Kitty Pryde got from the Black Vortex. You can fill in the blanks from there
He'd make Tony a Jew and have an opportunity to waifu Kitty harder
>>84256048
THAT would just make /co/ pissy
making Black Widow and Bucky Tony's parents would make every casual, SJW, and MCUfag flip the fuck out
>>84256071
>BUT NAT CAN'T HAVE BABBIES!
>>84256071
>making Black Widow and Bucky Tony's parents would make every casual, SJW, and MCUfag flip the fuck out
DO IT BENDIS!!!!
I NEED TO FEED
>>84255965
I preferCap and Widowhonestly. TWS helped solidify that for me because they had good chemistry
I'm surprised Black Widow hasn't been retconned not to be 80 years old yet.
That would be hilarious.
>>84255885
I love them as a couple. It's a relationship that just made sense and had actual development.
>>84255574
Yes
>>84255574
Nope. Shee never touched Tony besides in the Ult comics.
Its Bucky/Matt/Clint.
Im not sure she banged Steve in 616.
>>84256134
They had good platonic chemistry, they didn't really have any romantic or sexual chemistry though
>>84256182
Wait when?
>>84256182
What exactly? Lovers? A one night thing?
>inb4 Tony is his own father
>>84255397
Okay but if that's true wouldn't he have inherited some of their powers?
>Tony fucked his own mom
>>84256802
When did he fuck her?
>>84255397
This pic would've been a great wallpaper with other ress. I'll crop it (Yes, I'm a lazy ass).
>>84255534
Everyone wants it, just for the laughing moment when he discovers it.
>>84256243
>forgetting Red Guardian
