Whomp UpdateOh, you had brunch at that new bistro with your beautiful family? That's just like me. I went to Arby's and used a 2-for-1 coupon for junior roast beefs. The coupon was good for up to 6 sandwiches, so of course I purchased the limit. I ate alone in my car because I bought a soda at the dollar store, and I certainly couldn't bring in a foreign beverage.
Oh whomp, you're such a crazy guy.
>>84248629
i honestly don't understand how RL Ronnie can't keep up with a relationship. He looks adorable in his pictures at cons.
>>84248945
>All my friends from high school are getting married and having kids
>I'm just working all the time so I can buy comics and pay bills
I didn't think 10 years later this is all I'd be doing.
>>84248945
You're not a loser for not being financially successful.
I mean, obviously working two jobs sucks. I'm not saying everything is rainbows and kittens. I'm just saying that your situation doesn't make you a loser or worse than your more successful friends.
>>84248945
>You got to go to college
>Your parents are alive
>You have a job
Fucking normies
I have one pair of underwear that I wash in the shower every other day and I know there's someone out there with none
This comic changed my life,I have bought SO MANY BALLOONS.
>>84249733Remember when your mom said you couldn't have Lunchables? "We could make those at home!" Get that Lunchables! Push your new snack baby around in its shopping cart stroller. It's a fun little meander until you notice that such a small snack is the same price as a large box of crackers. You do some mental math. You could make so many more for so much less. The circle completes, and with it, your defeat.
>>84248945
It could be worse, dude. Living on your own ain't all it's cracked up to be.
>>84249581
>Showering every other day
Stop wasting water!
>>84248945
>student loans
That's where it all went wrong
>>84248629
A best friend of mine from high school had a son the other day.
>>84249733
that's just like me except alcohol and depression instead of balloons and ice cream haha
>>84249014
Honest question, are you the same guy that's always asking questions like that?
You should ask him out. Worst thing that can happen is you'll be able to say Ronnie rejected you
>>84248629
>>84249882
I got all my student loans paid off years agothrough constant monthly payments from my $9-an-hour job.
>used to be a trouble child who moved between families all the time
>literally every year moved to a new place and never kept a single friend
>lived in a third world shithole to boot
>one day catch up with old first grade friends
>they're fit and successful
>move away, no family, not a cent to my name, living a simple life with a simple job and just spend my time drawing, reading, and playing vidya
>only meaningful friendships I've had were with online people I met in real life and even then a lot of them have drifted away
Friendly people come and go. But friends, true friends, are rare. Some may even go a lifetime without a friend. And the truth is that maybe that's a good thing, maybe friends hold you down and blind you from the cold hard fact that all you really have in this world is yourself and what you do with your time.
Don't worry about success. Just do what you think you need to do. 3njoy your own company and don't get attached to others too much. Be thankful thst you're not literally starving and waiting in mile long lines for food only to get mugged and your food stolen on the way home, be thankful that there are job opportunities and that you have the indescribable privilege of being alive, because God knows a lot of you americans don't know how good you have it and how bad it could truly get.
Being alive and healthy is all the success you need.
>>84250342
i agree with what you said but are you in the right thread?
>>84250388
Started about a blog post about old acquaintances showing you up and turned into whatever that post turned into.
It's one of those nights, man.
>>84249733
I did this with cereal since growing up we'd only ever get generic brand shit.
Now I just don't care and get that same generic stuff.
>>84250404
ah, best wishes to you.
>>84249733
I buy a shit ton of fast food and junk food then just throw it away after I eat a bit.
>>84249733
This is me with pizza during weekends.
>>84249733
Its nice seeing those rare moments when Aggy's weirdness shines through
>>84249581
Are you that guy with goblin hands who lives in some polacks' basement?
>>84248945
You'll be out on top when your buddies are in massive debt. Save up your cash.
>>84248629
why is roonie implying like a jellous bastard?
>>84249014
I've hung out and talked to Ronnie in his game streams.
Now he was drunk at the time and he was a great guy and all but he's the biggest goober ever.
>>84249752
But Ronnie, homemade lunchables aren't as good! What would you do if someone told you to make homemade Nuggies?
>>84251460
I NEED MORE DETAILS.
>>84251460
More people need to show up to the drawing streams, though. It gets lonely in there.
>>84248945
>all my friends are NEET or STEMfags
>every one of us hates women or is otherwise uninterested in them
Robots through and through.
>>84248945
I also hate myself.
Let's be friends until we can't stand one another anymore!
>>84251837
>Implying STEM isn't full of normies, too
Computer and music-based bullshit is about the only place you'll find autists.
>>84249014
I can sort of understand. Not that growing up fat is the worst thing in the world, but when you're bullied nonstop for it, you internalize a lot of the shitty remarks people tell you. Your running monologue in your head is often filled with it. You feel like you have no self-worth a decent amount of the time. Ronnie probably doesn't think his personality and humor balance out his physical appearance or that some people might even like his physical appearance.
>>84251997
>Music school not having normies
Give me a fucking break
>>84251997
>the only thing I'm good at is analyzing literature
>probably have to deal with the rampant SJWism currently taking hold as well as the very low chances of finding a job after high school
>>84249487
Keep telling yourself that, anon.
I'm not any better than he is. I'm also poor. And it is very obvious that money is the only goddamn thing that matters. Nothing else is worth a single flying fuck.
Friends? They'll stab you in the back eventually. And then you have to go acquire new ones. And that's damn near impossible if you're flat broke.
Lovers? Ditto.
Being a part of your community? That just means being a fucking target.
Good food? The ingredients cost money.
Drugs? Hey, guess what you need for them.
An environment that doesn't suck? Also needs money.
It's always about money. That is the only fucking thing that matters, and telling anyone anything different is some of the cruelest fucking shit you can do.
>>84249733
>tfw buying a giant box of reese puffs with the housemates and watching old Simpsons and KotH together
>>84249752
Nah. What you're paying for isn't the actual food, but the convenience and time saved. You pay so you don't have to make it yourself, you just buy it and it's ready to eat.
The poor toil to prepare their own food.
>friends are all married or have been dating the same person for several years
>I still haven't had my firsr kiss
Worst of all, I still don't have my wizard powers, /a/ lied
>>84249733
The thing is, part of what made that stuff you wanted appealing as a kid is that it was forbidden.
Like as a kid you might have wanted ice cream for breakfast every day. Of course your parents said no. But now that you're an adult, you can buy all the ice cream you want, but being able to do that takes the fun and specialness out of it.
Plus as an adult you have the knowledge that a lot of what you wanted as a kid really is bad for you, like the aforementioned constant ice cream.
>>84248629
>This is my wife's son
>>84248629
This hurts. Also when did Ronnie switch to vertical?
>>84249014
Wait he's not in a relationship? I honestly thought he was at least dating steadily this whole time and just chose not to put it in the comic. If I lived near him I'd ask him out.
>>84252488
He's been going through a 4koma phase for the past few weeks. I think there were a couple in his usual format, but he probably finds this easier for pacing most jokes.
>>84252567
I think that's too fat for 4koma, just like Ronnie
>>84248945
Why not do income based repayment? It'll take longer, but you won't have to work 2 jobs, and the money you save short term can help you move out of your parents. And if it takes too long (20 years), they'll just forgive the rest of it.
>>84252389
i'm in nearly the same situation, though i have had a few kisses, though none that actually meant anything
I'm an adult and i still don't know how to approach a woman, and i don't wanna go on a blind date either, because that feels so weird and i wouldn't know what the fuck to say
neither would i want to use something like Tinder or online stuff, cause i doubt i'd actually get any matches
>>84248945
>live with parents
>might lose house anyway
>no college not even highschool
>no job will hire,don't qualify
>no car,no public transport
Be glad you're not a fool like me. I deserve what's coming.
>>84251797
When does he do them? I'll watch if I can catch the streams.
>>84249121
I got kicked out of college in 2009, and nothing has changed at all. I've been suicidal, angry, bitter, and even on the verge of tears and a mental breakdown
I'm really afraid that if a drastic change doesn't occur in my life soon, I'll probably end up like Robert Crumb's brother, Charles
>I made some attempts to escape, but in the end, it all proved futile
>The only thing I have in my life is my fucking computer
>I got mad drunk last night and fucking poured whisky in the computer on accident
>IT ACTUALLY FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
I guess I still have my Wii U and my... working video card.
Is this the vent thread because I need to vent.
>>84252592
4koma panels aren't always square.
>>84252400
Just fuck my shit up sir
>>84248945
>text fellow loser
>hey anon, how have you been? im in france working for a couple of months dude *selfie with eiffel tower attached*
literally how?
>>84252734
Manual labor maybe.
>>84249733
after my first paycheck i texted my friends and we went to burger king at the mall and bougght the biggest burgers the ones i wasnt allowed to buy, then went to the imax showing of some movie with gigant popcon, gigant soda and tons of expensive movie candy and finally bought a couple of new games and went home to play all weekend
>>84253215
Probably. I'm a good cleaner,maybe janitorial.
>>84252734
try stage handing, it sucks but its work
>>84253247
Also not a bad idea.
>>84252727
I've reached a point where even if I somehow managed to learn how to interact with women, it'd be too late. Most women are gonna be repelled by shyness, facial features, and boring personality. Worst of all, the fact that I've never had a girlfriend by this age is going to be a red flag for them.
I might as well learn how to live the rest of my life alone.
>>84253800
>>84252727
Okay, yeah, you're going to want to avoid online dating and Tinder and shit like that, because they're crap in general, but I'm going to let you in on a secret: Worrying about "how to approach a woman" is the exact wrong way to go about approaching a woman.
Y'know what I do? I walk up to girls and say, "Hey, you're cute. What's your name?" And then I just fucking talk to them, because she's now participating equally in the conversation.
And it fails a lot. Either they're not single, they think I'm a creep, or I come to find out that dear god they're abhorrent fucking people and I don't want to put my dick in that and now I have to give her something that's not my phone number.
But, y'know, sometimes it works. And sometimes they're decent people. And sometimes they wanna fuck me, even though I'm probably just as awkward as you two. And I'm easily just as ugly-- I've had my face flattened in multiple muggings.
I'm certainly not *confident*, either. It's hard to make myself go do that. Had to practice stuttering out those words in private a lot before I could spit them out without tripping over myself. Pathetic, but shit, I'm anonymous right now.
No, the only difference is that I ask. Clumsily, awkwardly, I probably seem a bit weird when I do it-- But I ask. And it sometimes works. And when it doesn't work?
Y'know, sometimes I'm still called cute, and that just makes me happy for the rest of the day anyway.
>>84250633I swear to God, Agrias. If I turn around and you're doing that face, I will bring down the fury of seven hells on you and your descendants for generations interminate. I am now turning around, giving you time to think on this and - you're making the face. Well, kudos on calling my hells bluff, I suppose.
>24 years old
>applying for a job at fucking Radioshack today
This is what despair feels like.
>>84255059
Okay, so what show is he watching?
>>84255273
>26 years old
>Jobless
>Just went on brain meds
>No girlfriend
>No friends
>Applying at Wal-mart
Yep. I feel you.
>>84255372
>26 years old
>Work Customer Service
>My whole job is letting people yell at me because they didn't bother to read the terms of the hotel room they booked
>>84248945
>One friend who I used to date is buying a house with her husband
>>84255273
>Radioshack
They still exist? But why?
>>84255395
Yeesh. That's rough. Never work at a liquor store. It's pretty much like that, except they're drunk as shit and often aggressive.
>>84255420
He's an archeologist obviously.
>>84248629
Are doctorates really that easy to obtain, or what?
>>84255508
At least throwing "cuck" at anything unsuccessful man-woman interaction retains part of the original meaning. It's not like that "power x class + men = racism" or whatever faux mathematics liberals use nowadays to mean racism.
>>84255544
It is equally as far removed and you damn well know it.
>>84255372
Add "just expelled from college" and that's pretty much me as well.
I have resorted to reading testimonies and recounts of parents whose sons and daughters committed suicide just to stop myself from killing myself as well.
>>84255583
Whatever you do, don't tell a medical professional you're suicidal. That is a quick trip to being committed against your will. And involuntary psychiatric holds will make you crazier than when you went in.
>>84255686
Don't worry. Psychiatric care in my third-world shithole for a country is a joke, both public and private. I think we have only one mental asylum for the whole nation.
Now I don't know much about whomp, but is it one of those comics like QC of Dumbing of age where /co/ dislikes but follows anyway, or does /co/ genuinely like it?
>>84255779
/co/ tends to genuinely like it, but gets a little tired of the repetitive nature sometimes.
>>84255779
This is genuinely good and relatable, also the author comes here sometimes and he's a really cool guy.
>>84253800
> finally get gf
> live in a constant state of panic, because I have no idea what I'm doing and don't understand what I should do
>Cry myself to sleep out of fear of messing up
>>84249733
>buy a sam's club membership
>buy a carton of candy bars every week
>eat them instead of meals
>>84255348
Pwnys
>>84248629
Don't worry, Ronny. You got the better life.
>>84248945
>have never had friends
>closest thing is "acquaintances" in high school
>few acquaintances from high school are all post-grad, married and have kids
>I'm still living with parents, never went to college and have never worked due to disability
>have had my learner's permit for nearly 15 years but barely have driven
>best case scenario, I get my own private apartment on a new property my parents own and live alone with my cat
I mean, I wouldn't mind living alone with my cat... but I still wish I had friends and a girlfriend/wife or something.
>>84252400
that's why I buy a line of cocaine every now and then
>>84256178
>I mean, I wouldn't mind living alone with my cat... but I still wish I had friends and a girlfriend/wife or something.
I used to feel that way, then I decided I was an asexual introvert who didn't really want friends or a girlfriend. I'm still not 100% sure that it's not just me trying to convince myself I don't need something I'll never have in order to be happy, but it's still better than wishing for something I can't get.
>>84255348
Damn, didn't know it was /r9k/'s turn to inhabit /co/. Lighten up fellas.
>>84256869
Here's the full version
why cgi
>>84256390
I somehow skipped this one. This is exactly what happened to me and my brother
>>84256990
...Why the fuck should we? Our lives suck by every measure and trying to improve is getting me, at least, fucking nowhere fast.
>>84256990
>didn't know it was /r9k/'s turn to inhabit /co/
This is how people can tell you're both a newfag and a normie, familienmitglied.
>>84249733
It's the reverse for me:
>never had much money growing up
>mom sometimes stupidly bought a lot of nice food at the beginning of the month and we ended up borrowing money and eating only potatoes, porridge or soup with no meat the last week of the month
>now I'm a fucking miser because I absolutely hated the feeling of being broke and never want to feel it again
>it almost literally feels like someone is choking me when I think about spending money on something I don't need
>>84255348
>>84248945
>used to date
>have jobS
>whining about how you are a loser
/v/ fucking changed.
>>84255348
Evangelion
>>84252400
Just because of you I'm eating ice cream for breakfast tomorrow
>>84257940
At least you don't have to worry about getting into crushing credit card debt
>age 31, virtually no friends, never had a girlfriend, virgin
>won the startup lottery
>may have enough money to retire comfortably in my mid-30s
I'm, uh, confused about how i should feel about my life.
>>84252389
because wizardom actually only comes to the people who acquire wisdom through the self-reflection imposed by their loneliness. But it's such a rare phenomenon.
Most people become hateful wraiths(also known as robots here on 4chan) or depressed ghouls. Or a terrible mix of the 2
>>84251837
>>every one of us hates women or is otherwise uninterested in them
>Robots through and through
The word you were looking for is "gay."
>>84258968
cut a slice of ice cream and put it betweeen 2 silces of sweet bread
>>84255926
>get gf
>constantly have to hide things about myself, sick fetishes, complete lack of interaction with any media or people unrelated to 4chan, always need to have some excuse for how I learned about some news or obscure trivia without letting her know it was here
I'm not sure I want that again. Why aren't there any cute girls who are like you, Anon? You're the only one who understands me.
>>84259094
Don't be a retard and spend it all in one place or in a risky investment, like the fate of so many other lottery winners. Save it or start researching and slowly tip toeing into investment.
You've been given a golden ticket anon. If it weren't for the fact that I need to make a living, I would probably read, watch anime, and work on little hobby projects all day.
>>84259094
Also, be really cautious and careful about letting anyone else know you have a lot of money. Even if you have no friends, the presence of money can sour a lot of relationships before they even start.
>>84255779
What these guys said.>>84255838>>84255865
But mostly Whomp threads are the best for off topic discussions. People don't seem to realize that and we've been having fewer and fewer threads lately
>>84259126
I like to put a scope of ice cream on a peanut butter sandwich for a snack.
>>84249014
We fat bears find it utterly impossible to view ourselves as attractive in any way because our whole lives literally nobody has ever said we were.
And you dudes and broads on the internet don't count because to people with our kind of insecurity you all may as well be NPCs.
>>84255926
Learning to communicate is the key. I say learning cuz communication is fucking hard, you gotta learn through trial and error how to solve things together and you also gotta live with the fact that you cant unsay things.
>>84259303
>>84256990
if you've been to that shithole in the last couple years then you would know it isn't this.
>>84253800
>Worst of all, the fact that I've never had a girlfriend by this age is going to be a red flag for them.
That's an easy cover. Just say something like, "I've been focusing on developing my career/education. It seemed irresponsible to date during that period of my life," or something like that.
>>84261432
>That's an easy cover.
Yes. He needs to lie through his fucking teeth.
>>84255420
Weird Al did a commercial for them a year and a half ago, it was apparently enough to keep them afloat through their bankruptcy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL039Z5VIz8
>>84252420
Go back to /v/.
>>84249733Instead of balloons my room is covered in Lego and Transformers.
>>84259352
I was a fat bear for many many years until I finally decided to get /fit/.
>No matter how fit you get, the words and the insecurity will never escape
I might as well still be fat.
>>84259352
>>84263187
... and even this sense of brotherhood fills me with despair.
>>84249752
>Ronnie will never write a light-hearted slice-of-life novel with this humor and wit.
>>84263317
>Accept the lonliness.
>It still brings you to the point of contemplating suicide.
>Find out about someone who's the right kind of crazy to idolize your waifu.
>Say fuck it, try and get her attention.
>Start working out, quit soda.
>Talk a bit, she shares interests, thinks you're cute.
>Feel fucking alive.
>She has a boyfriend.
>One that she loves in the way you know you'll never find.
>Motivation dies.
>Start drinking soda again. Don't bother with working out anymore.
... I'm fucking tired... in a way that sleep doesn't cure.
>>84259352
At least you can call yourself a fat bear.
I'm not big enough, don't have a lot of body hair and can't grow a beard if my life depended on it.
I'm just fat.
>>84249752
i never liked lunchables as a kid, but weirdly i do now.
the thing is, yeah, crackers, sure.. but how much will the CHEESE run you? especially if it's already cut up into convenient cracker-sized slices.
how much is the meat gonna run? i mean, the only cold meat worth a damn is ham, and most of that is godawful. good ham is like.. 1 out of 11 tries. lunchables had good ham.
i mean yeah pastrami and shit is good, but it's like 9 dollars a pound. and it doesnt go on crackers with cheese.
anyway with me it was fruit snacks. theyre so fucking fun and interesting, but what's the point? candy's cheaper and if i really want fruit i can just buy fruit
>>84249487
"You're not a loser for not being financially successful."
>THIS FUCKING GUY
>>84252400
ice cream WAS good for you, as a kid. you had a rapidly developing brain and a hyperactive metabolism. it needed all that sugar and butterfat. when we had icecream it was gigantic six-cup sundaes with all the shit on it
now i can have about a scoop of icecream before i'm risking diarrhea, and really only a little more than that before i'm sick of it and want something else.
which is fine.. i keep icecream around at all times and have a spoonful whenever i damn want one. it just sucks because no more sundaes. sundaes arent worth the time and energy to prepare when you cant have that much anymore. stupid older body.
>>84253960
feh
women are supposed to approach men.
>>84252389
it sucks, yeah. same fuckin boat.
worst of all though, the main REASON i never did anything is i was focusing on being good. no partying, none of that shit. first it was getting good grades, then it was going to work.. and after school or work, it was staying home, being good. absorbing in my hobbies so i could be the kind of person i like to be around.
now my body's starting to turn on me and i never had a chance to be with a girl that might actually like it while it was functional and awesome. literally never had a chance. how the fuck do people find time to be social without neglecting their tv watching? not that time would be enough, i'm fucking exhausted all the time. so exhausted after my last layoff i just.. couldnt work anymore. and now i'm living in mom's basement after a decade of independence because jesus christ what even is the point
>>84263826
>now i can have about a scoop of icecream before i'm risking diarrhea, and really only a little more than that before i'm sick of it and want something else.
I don't think the human body is supposed to react like that. Is everything right with you?
>>84263347
Well, it's not a novel, but we still have Otaku Dad.
>>84264378
well RISKING, not certain. the point is, you get older, you produce less insulin, less lactase, less of everything basically. cant handle huge doses of shit anymore. it's different for everyone though, a lot of women i know, once they hit 30ish they can't handle huge amounts of meat anymore. they just plain aren't producing those enzymes quickly enough
>>84264378
Not him, but lactose intolerance is pretty normal in older people. I mean, think about it: we're the only species that even attempts to regularly consume milk far past infancy and it is only because we bred domesticated animals to specifically produce large amounts of milk.
>>84264509
i'm sure we domesticated the animals AFTER liking the milk. after the fourth or fifth time shoving a lamb out of the way and sucking the teat got you kicked in the head by a sheep, you started tying that damn sheep down
going the other way around doesn't really make sense, why would you bother going through all the work if you didnt already dig milk
>>84256359
>>84256359
>I'm still not 100% sure that it's not just me trying to convince myself
It probably is. I was sure I never wanted a relationship when I was 15, and in 18 years I haven't changed my mind. Fapping meets my needs completely.
>>84251594
Counterpoint: a homemade lunchable is a bento.
>>84265537
>Fapping meets my needs completely.
I know, right? I looked it up, and apparently that's one of the ways you know you're asexual; not understanding why anyone would have sex when they can masturbate
>>84256007
That is enormously bad for you, even if you workout like a demon.
>>84253216
Man, you are black or retarded for sure. I hope you got over that shit.
>>84264558
Oh, everybody LIKES milk. Cats like milk. And milk also gives cats diarrhea. I was only saying we can only regularly consume milk- as in, drink it every day or eat cheese all the time or ice cream once a week or however you take your dairy- because of domestication. Before that it was a very rare treat. Even before the dairy industry really took off and began mass producing it it wasn't really an every day thing for a lot of people, and in some countries still isn't. So some people's bodies are still on the side of evolution catching up to handle it, and that's why we have lactose intolerance.
>>84255738
And yet you have walmarts? Doesn't add up.
>>84255779
/co/ is mostly dumb young cunts now. The 30+ set likes whomp.
>tfw improving my life by getting and shape and getting fit
>tfw along the way my libido increased and testosterone boosted which makes me horny all the time and caused me to delve deeper into my degeneracy and fetishes than ever before
so on one hand I'm becoming more sexually attractive and healthier but on the other I discovered I'm into getting dominated by men
interesting trade off
>>84266064
>but on the other I discovered I'm into getting dominated by men
And thus the /fit/ cycle is complete.
>>84259303
I'm a big fan of ice cream on top of freshly popped waffles with chocolate sauce.
>>84262758
That was me when I first got a job.I've since upgraded to slightly more expensive figures and have moves most of my Transformers to The Vault.
>>84266015
bollocks. a person's body adapts over weeks, months, and years to lactose. nobody is DYING because of their difference in lactase-production, and if nobody's dying then evolution isn't happening. there's no pressure here selecting certain people to breed more or less depending on their fucking dairy consumption.
>>84266064
Uhh... are you sure that's testosterone you're producing?
Whomp threads always make me think deep about myself. Be it about if I'm asexual, need a wife or girlfriend, or is milk a poison?
>>84259220
I think you found the solution to your own problem.Love the anon.
>>84267762I've actually had a couple alleged femanons ask for contact info and once found a girl I knew in high school on here who wanted to meet up. Every time I turned them down because I was too afraid of it being awkward to talk with someone who could associate things I may have said here with the real me.
Why can't people just not be real?
>>84248629
Women constantly doing this shit ruined half the Earth's population for me by the time I was 12.
I'm still mad.
>>84267899
I didn't say anything about femanons, anon.
>>84249952
haha
>>84267991
I love eating pussy too much to go gay.
>>84268075
What kind of person says they're hungry, but won't eat the food offered to them?
Don't be a faggot, suck that dick.
I've been married for four years, and this thread is making me feel a lot better about myself.
>22
>working at a grocery store despite graduating in the top 15% of my program becuse I bought into the study what you love meme and took English
>barely made friends and definitely didn't get laid or find a relationship in uni
>living with my parents
>only just now got my G2 and a car
>despite being the best looking and least cringeworthy member of my friend group I'm the most lonely because I used to be ugly, fat, awakward, and retarded and the anxiety never goes away plus I instinctually hide my powerlevel
>only not a virin because I dated a gross submissive girl and had a lot of kinky sex
>would go back to that shitty relationship in a heartbeat and hate myself for thinking I could do better than a relationship I hate with a girl who disgusts me and I don't love
>literally do not know how to make friends or even where to go to make them now that school is over
God Whomp is great but it makes me hate myself for hours
>>84268232
hopefully you'll get divorced, bitch will take all yer shit and you can join us here proper
>>84268232
glad we could help
dont fuck it up
>>84252145
This is true, to an extent. Your happiness and financial comfort will increase all the way up until around the 80k per year range. Which honestly is not much at all relative to what's considered rich.
After that, money doesn't buy happiness. A stable home and family life does.
>>84263402
If it makes you feel any better finding that love doesn't cure the tiredness, or stop the nightmares, or the thoughts of suicide.
It actually makes them worse since I have someone to fail now. I don't count myself since I've already disappointed myself so many times.My wife gets really upset when I tell her I can't wait to die. Feelsbadman
>>84252755
They're in the $10 Patreon tier. 23 people are currently at that level, but only like 1-3 of them tune in usually.
>>84271136
Anon, I think this is the point where you truly and desperately need some professional help if you're not already seeing someone about this. Anorexia stacked on top of depression is really something I don't think anyone can pull out without serious support.
I hope you pull through anon, however long it takes. I remember when I was completely obsessed with every little calorie that entered my body, and it was an ugly part of my life. I wish I could say that a full recovery is possible, but it's something that you'll probably have to keep in check for several years afterwards, if not decades.
When did the girl get ugly?
Whomp makes me want to kill myself
>>84271555
I make me want to kill myself.
Whomp eases the pain.
>>84271136
>married
Yeah nah fuck off and kill yourself already.
>>84271516
I think you really should focus on your eating first before tackling any of the other things. It's hard to deal with psychological problems in general when you don't have any physical energy for it.
I wish I had a silver bullet for the how to on breaking out of habits and patterns that an eating disorder creates, but it's not a clean or pretty process. I managed to somehow make my desire to change more powerful than my self-loathing long enough to gain back the weight. I still have periods where I'm absolutely disgusted with what I see in the mirror and barely eat for days at a time, deluding myself that supplements are enough to keep me going.
>>84271653
yeah and my life still isn't perfect or even anywhere close, so what does that tell you about your own ideas of what you need to make yourself happy?
>>84271665
That's sound advice. I wish I had more to say in response but I guess it comes down to simply understanding that only I can make the choice to get better and help my situation. I appreciate you being kind to me ~~
>>84264509
Lactose intolerance is very rare where I'm from. I can eat whatever ice, cheese or other milk products I want all day every day.
It's amazing
>>84252351
>The poor toil to prepare their own food.
Heh, poorfag detected. You don't get rich by needlessly spending your money on minor conveniences. You stay poor because you don't have enough time to prepare proper meals.
>>84267945
What shit do you mean? The only woman in the comic is that guy's wife, and she isn't really doing anything.
>>84264509
Lacrosse intolerance is, oddly enough, part cultural and part genetic. Cultures with massive dairy consumption (generally northern cultures) have over time experienced continued production of necessary enzymes within their bodies.
People from cultures lacking significant dairy consumption (near equator usually) generally lose the ability to process dairy after youth.
As people around the world from different backgrounds mix, the occurrence of lactose intolerance becomes relatively inconsistent by region, but overall more common in humanity as a whole.
So I guess one could say, "KEEP THE DAIRY INDUSTRY STRONG! PROMOTE TRIBALISM!"
>>84274784
>lacrosse intolerance
fuckin lax bros
> Was bullied until 12 because I was fat.
> The insecurities have only been stopping in the last couple of years.
> I am 26.
> I still feel something dark inside.
Thank God for puberty.
>>84265655
No, it's ok. It all balances out, since I'll die soon.
>>84274784
>Lacrosse intolerance
>>84275162
Not before you suffer brain massive brain performance loss. Clogged arteries are like random DPC latency spikes. It gets so you can barely do stuff if you just let it go.
>>84252400
When I moved into a house with two roommates, one of them had the realization that his parents weren't there anymore to tell him what not to do.
For about half a week, he was having cookies and ice cream at night right before going to bed.
After the third day of waking up feeling awful with a stomachache, he realized that there's a reason why his parents didn't let him do that.
>>84274784
except most dairy products are light in lactose, milk fermentation gets rid of it. It's all about giving milk to drink to babies and that's it.
>>84276041
Reminds me of when I was a kid I told my Dad that I'd be better than him by taking my kids to Mr. Gattis every day when I had them. Move out and suddenly I can only afford to go out to eat once a month or so.Growing up sucks.
>>84271225
>Patreon exclusive stream
>>84276041
I hate kid roommates. They always try to latch onto me as some kind of father figure, and end up trying to work out their issues with petty squabbles. Why can't people just fucking pay their part of the rent every month and find friends elsewhere?
>>84276858
Why didn't you sort that out with them before you moved in together?
Some roommates don't want to live with someone they feel is pretty much a stranger. I'm with you and wish my own roommates were a little less friendly, but I don't think I really have a right to complain because it's kinda what I signed up for by moving in with people that were pretty open that they were gonna be that way.
>>84277613
I've never had someone not be phony in a roommate interview. I basically just look at their financial situation and hope for the best.
>>84252351
> Literally the best food is home cooked
> poor
>>84263402
You're a dude, I take it.
Look. I'm sorry. But life doesn't get any better unless you make it better. If you were a woman, then it'd be a different story. They have inherent value in this society; they're wanted. But you don't and aren't. All that matters about you, is what you do. And that's a fucking bitter pill to swallow, but it won't change.
Wish I could go running with you, anon. It wouldn't feel any goddamn better in the end, but it might get your mind off shit.
>>84263854
I'm the dude you're responding to, and god how I wish that was the case. Being a BDSM switch that leans sub is hell if you're male.
>>84266063
...Man, you're making me feel bad for being 26.
>>84266064
Congrats, anon. Shouldn't be hard for you to hook up at a munch.
>>84267899
YOOOOUUUU I WILL KILL YOOOOUUUUU FROM SHEER JEALOUSY (even though it's probably bullshit)
>>84268232
...Why are you even on 4chan instead of living life?
>>84268317
Adult life is isolating. Go to meetups related to hobbies that sound interesting to you. And if all else fails, just ask someone that makes you laugh, "Hey, want to hang out sometime?"
It took me entirely too long to learn that real life is kinda like 4chan in that everyone is fucking lonely as hell.
>>84270852
The average Yank makes about $50k a year, and I'm fucking poverty level.
>>84263760
I'm lucky I have a Grocery Outlet nearby. They had those $3.50 rich/hipster versions of lunchables for just $1. Hot Calabrese Salami, Gouda cheese, and toasted rounds. They were magnificent. They also had a ton of Lunchables walking taco nachos for .50 each and right now it's those Lunchables P3 deli snacker things for .50 each.
I fucking love Grocery Outlet.
I hate being so fucking lonely.
I've been lonely my entire life, and I've gotten so used to it that it doesn't even hurt anymore.
I just don't want to be this way.
>>84259352
For me it doesn't help that four different girls in highschool pulled the hilarious "I fancy you. Lol, jk, fuck off, freak" prank so now I just assume anybody complimenting me is just mocking me.
>>84283055
>four different girls
Anon, you remained trusting after the first two times?
>>84283055
Oh, Jesus, this.
I had a teacher pull me aside in high school and ask me why I wasn't responding to any of the girls that were flirting with me in class.
Years of being mocked by my peers just made me assume that they were making fun of me, so I just brushed it off and ignored it.
Apparently, that gave me the reputation of an asshole and the flirting stopped because I was being an accidental jerk.
So did anyone else plan how they were going to do it? I used to sleep with a suicide bag next to my bed because the knowledge I could end it at any time was a big source of comfort.
>>84281833
Yes, I know full well that Female is life's easy mode.
My sister ran off and got knocked up, married the guy, and now has four kids.
My parents throw money at them. Even after they stole $15k from them.
I meanwhile, get nothing. Not even things they said they would do for me.
>>84266036
I said "that'spretty much me", not "that'sliterally me".
>>84283369
Must be nice to have parents with money. I have the biggest savings in my family.
>>84261432
>"I've been focusing on developing my career/education"
That's so pathetically easy to see-through. If a 26-year-old tries to justify his virginity with that, he better be the rich CEO of a multinational, which would mean he's not socially inept in the first place.
>>84283328
When I hit a rough time in my life, I began considering hurting myself, maybe cutting, maybe downing a bottle of aspirin. But I knew full well I didn't seriously want to hurt my body or die as much as I wanted to send a cry for help, so I started thinking of even crazier things to do to get my family's attention since I wasn't into pain or death.
My biggest plan was to start leaving road kill or other dead animals on a car in my driveway. I figured if I did that, they'd finally believe something was really wrong. I got as far as packing a garbage bag and some gloves and carrying them in my backpack on the walk to and from work. I passed a dead racoon several times, maybe for more than a week, but never got up the nerve to actually touch it and go through with it until somebody finally must have cleared it away and it wasn't there anymore. Eventually I moved away.
>>84249733
This is me with jacking off.
We lived a small house as kid and I had to share a room with my brother. I always had to wait until no one was home to have really good wank session.
Now that I live alone I can wank as much as I want.
Everyday
Twice a day
Too muchIt just doesn't feel special anymore. I miss the days when a vanilla hentai image and an hour alone were the best thing ever. I can never go back.
>>84284578
There's always actual sex. That's still pretty rare, right?
>>84252400
>tfw your mom was a fucked up person and you learn that you really should go to the park everyday and animals are amazing friends and people don't give each other tongue baths
>>84284725
Not to get clean, anyway.
>>84284725
>tfw you find out nobody else wears a buttplug to prevent getting raped by Satan and your mom only made you wear one because she is actually just schizophrenic
>>84284711
It's just not the same.
Adolescent masturbation was like mall chinese food: It was far from amazing but it was special in it's own way.
Sometimes you don't want lobster, you just want a styrofoam container of rice and over-sweet beef.
But never again.
>>84283369
>I meanwhile, get nothing.
Yes, that's the point. It doesn't mean you have to give up. You get nothing. So go take something.
>>84284578
>Twice a day
casual
>>84251837
>graduate from STEM major
>unable to find a job, go full NEET
this is the worst kind of thing
>>84266063
I'm not even 21 and Ronnie is my waifu
>>84252400
Also, eating ice cream in the morning is fucking disgusting.
>>84287171
Going for a STEM major for the sake of it is just as bad as going for a Liberal Arts one; high schools really need to do better at teaching kids that, if they want a job connected to what they studied, they're going to have to do more than just do a major in whatever they want.
>>84287227
Then odds are, the OP comic means you.
>>84257041
wonderful
>>84287336
What if you put it on a waffle?
>tfw a girl has never flirted with you
It feels shitty to have never experienced something the majority of the population has.
>>84289013
They may have, and you just didn't notice. Shit happened to me.
>>84253800
>Most women are gonna be repelled by shyness, facial features, and boring personality. Worst of all, the fact that I've never had a girlfriend by this age is going to be a red flag for them.
By that time there will be women so desperate for a man because they can't by on looks anymore that you'll be fine.
>>84249014
What everyone else said about fat guys internalizing a lot of shit is right. I just want to add, he may or may not have actual depression. But the basic mentality of feeling shitty is a hard cycle to break, so he probably ends up staying home, never talking to anyone who might be interested in him, which makes him in turn stay at home... etc.
What happens is that probably most people around him don't even know he exists. He's not really out where anyone can get to know him outside of the anonymous faces of his fans.
>>84259352
>We fat bears find it utterly impossible to view ourselves as attractive in any way because our whole lives literally nobody has ever said we were.
This
It's a life of crushing loneliness and alienation. The only upside is people don't fuck with me because I'm enormous.jk, I found a girl and we're very happy now. I still hate my body though
>>84290165
Man, I wish I even had the height advantage, instead I got the chubby hairy box at 5'6.
>>84249014
In reality, relationships are an acquired taste. They are nothing like our Japanese anime, and much harder to get into. The ego boost of having one, the regular sex and a sympathetic ear, the extra financial stability, all together just aren't worth it to some people. Instant buyer's remorse awaits those who don't heed the warnings of their heart that this is some silly shit being sold to us by the media.
