Welcome to a very special Independence day Fantastic Four. Tonight's episode is Super Skrull! I know there's a lot of skrulls lurking RIGHT NOW so it's your chance to root for your champion
>>84221446
Last episode
And tonight's discussion: what voices do you use for these guys by the way?
Alright let's do this. USA USA
ON THE SKRULL HOMEWORLD
>>84245370
>tfw op links to your post
Emperor Skrull: Marshall Droph! You're supposed to get good pictures good! Good pictures! Torch is off-frame and Thing isn't even facing us! Anyways activate the intergalactic disintegrator and kill these jerks.
Droph: It's working! This is what disintegrating looks like!
Skrull Emperor: Excellent! With them out of the way I'll be emperor of Earth too! I'm not concerned about the X-men and other mutants, Iron Man, Dr. Strange, The Hulk, Thor, Ghost Rider, etc. but the entire invasion has to wait until THESE guys are destroyed!
>>84245414
whoops. I gotta link better in the future.
Emperor Skrull: What? No! Mrs. Richards is protecting them with her forcefield! We didn't count on that! Compensate Droph!
Damnit. I'M OFF TO A GREAT START
>>84245499
Aww, I thought you liked me...
BZZZZZZT
Droph: I can't! There's some kind of feedback pulse!
Droph: The disintegrator beam is disintegrating itself!
>>84245542
Oh yes I do.
Skrull Emperor: Droph! You've failed me AGAIN! The Fantastic Four still live! You've ruined my entire week! Now I must sulk and eat ice cream.
>>84245588
>The disintegrator beam is disintegrating itself!
This is Doofenshmiirtz tier.
Skrull Emperor: And you! You're on notice! One more failure and you're back on toilet duty. I'm such a nice boss but don't fail me again, OK?
Droph: But sir! You didn't see my REAL plan to conquer Earth! I've been experimenting on developing a Super Skrull Serum and let me show you something even better than some lame disintegrator beam.
This is formerly wimpy private Skrull Ro'gers now called the Super Skrull! Pssst Super Skrull! Don't be shy! Come on out!
I ,SUPER SKRULL, PAY HOMAGE TO YOUR ROYAL GREATNESS. ORDER ME AROUND.
(And if you'd kiss my hand that'd be swell no homo)
DROOOOOPH! What the hell is this? That guy doesn't look super at all! At BEST he's a mediocre Skrull How is this wimp supposed to beat the.. what were they called? The Fanta quartet? He can't! He'll make me look bad!
Droph: Well! You remember Mr. Fantastic, right? Well my Super Skrull can stretch too! Take a look!
*Yoga intensifies*
Droph: Now, you can't see him go, but he's going fishing for a spectrofish from the deep water of the Skrull Sea!
Skrull Emperor: But the Skrull sea is 100 miles away! Mr. Fantastic can't do that no matter how limber he is!
Droph: See! Here's your fish! This little guy will go well grilled with some old bay, lemon juice, thyme, sage, salt and pepper served over some rice.
Skrull Emperor: I'll have you know I'm VEGAN and I think fish are gross. Put that icky thing away! But you've made your point.
Ok so what else he got? He better have more stuff to him!
Droph: Yeah! Check this out!
FLAME ON
Droph: He's hotter, faster, flame lasts longer!
Skrull Emperor: Ok ok now this is promising. Does he have super strength? I like guys with super strength!
Droph: He is strong! Check up there! No, not the last two digits. Over there! See! He's doing /fit/ things!
Check out his superior form as he deadlifts the cosmic generator, the power plant that supplies energy to every Skrull on the planet
Super Skrull: He's doing it! I could watch him lift heavy things and put them down all day! He doesn't even need a spotter! Someone get him a towel and a bottle of water!
Droph: That cosmic generator weighs 100 TONS and it's the heaviest thing I could think of for him to lift. Besides your mother, of course.
OH MY STARS AND GARTERS! THIS SUPER SKRULL IS WORTH CUTTING OFF POWER TO EVERYONE ON THE PLANET AND DAMAGING OUR ONLY SOURCE OF POWER!
Summon him at once! I need his autograph! Where is he?
Droph: Sir, he's already here!
Skrull Emperor: WHAT? No he's not! You speak madness! Don't try to pull a funny on me because you know I can't take a joke!
Droph: He's invisible! 20% more invisible than the Invisible girl even!
Skrull Emperor: Oh yes. I keep forgetting about her. She never seems to do much besides stand around? Well at least he has those other three powers! I'm so giddy it's like you've combined my birthday, kwanzaa, and 4/20 into one!
Super Skrull: So? Did I pass the job interview? I'm ready to invade Earth. I won't return until the Fantastic Four are no more!
Did I mention I do poetry jams? Maybe when I get back we can go hang out at Skrullbucks and you can hear me bust some rhymes!
Skrull Emperor: Go then! To Earth! You're nothing more than a Mary Sue, Super Skrull but you're MY Mary Sue. Go and make me proud! Do it for me!
SOMETIME LATER IN THE SUPER SKRULL FLYING FISH SPACESHIP
AW SHIT SON IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN
I love this shit OP thank you
This is bullshit. I'm a super Skrull and he can't even afford to give me a cool ship with a crew? I have to fly this thing myself? It's not fair! My Emperor is so cheap!
MEANWHILE ON EARTH
Sue: Oh Reed! Isn't shopping exciting! I love the new fashions and hats darling! I love the mall! Don't you agree?
Reed: If it's all the same to you I'll hang out at the bookstore until you're done. When you're ready to leave you can find me reading while sitting in the aisles that way I get to read and don't have to buy anything.
I LOVE MALLS! LOOK AT ALL THE HOT CHICKS! HEY BABY! I'M A GIRLFRIEND-FREE GUY LOOKING TO HOOK UP WITH A BOYFRIEND-FREE GIRL!
Woman: *sigh* (If I ignore him maybe he'll go away)
Super Skrull: It's been a long road, getting from there to here.
It's been a long time, but my time is finally near.
And I can feel the change in the wind right now. Nothing's in my way.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna hold me down.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.
It's been a long night. Trying to find my way.
Been through the darkness. Now I finally have my day.
And I will see my dream come alive at last. I will touch the sky.
And they're not gonna hold me down no more, no they're not gonna change my mind.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.
I've known the wind so cold, I've seen the darkest days.
But now the winds I feel, are only winds of change.
I've been through the fire and I've been through the rain.
But I'll be fine ...
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.
Cause I've got faith of the heart.
I'm going where my heart will take me.
I've got faith to believe. I can do anything.
I've got strength of the soul. And no one's gonna bend or break me.
I can reach any star. I've got faith, faith of the heart.
HEY BOWLING BALL KIOSK GUY! You sure this is the biggest bowling ball you got?
I may be as orange as Donald Trump but I don't got little baby hands like him!
>>84246377
I'm glad you guys are around to let me know people actually read this and bump the threads
Yes sir! Biggest we got! Top-of-the-line!
I happen to be a bowling ball expert, pal, and this bowling ball ain't fit to play! That's what I get for shopping for bowling balls at the mall! You better pack up and go before I report ya to the national bowling ball league (NBBL)
Super Skrull: Finally! I need to stretch my legs and get a souvenir snowglobe and Earth T-shirt so bad!
Reed: Sue! Ben! Johnny! Bowling ball guy! You anons in the chat! Come quick and look! There's a special announcement on the news!
Meanwhile! Times Square remains in a state of panic and confusion at the sight of a yellow or possibly orange alien spacecraft landed 5 minutes ago! We're expecting the alien to depart any minute now and the possibility the spacecraft will be towed for parking in a handicapped spot.
Sue: Oh Reed! This could be serious!
Reed: Sue! People are panicking! It's already serious! Stop stating the obvious!
Ben: What are we standing around here for? Let me make first contact! With my fist!
Not if I get there first! Flame on!
This better be worth ruining another set of clothes!
I CLAIM THIS PLANET AND EVERYTHING ON IT IN THE NAME OF THE SKRULL EMPIRE! HEY YOU GUYS DON'T BOO ME! THIS IS GOOD NEWS!
TO MARK THIS AN HISTORIC OCCASION I WILL PLANT THE SKRULL FLAG IN THE SOIL RIGHT HERE WHERE I LANDED.
ERRRH! ERRRH! WHAAAAAAAT? THIS SOIL IS TOO HARD.
>>84246927
>He tried to plant a flag in concrete
Hey you! that's solid concrete! What a goober!
Hey guys? Can I get a do-over? I'll just melt the ground and then I'll plant the flag! Everyone recording this should erase that footage! I, THE SUPER SKRULL, WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT!
That martian is firebending! Everyone run and panic in confusion!
WAIT. NO ONE WAS EXCUSED! I NEED YOU TAKE PICTURES OF ME LOOKING HEROIC FOR MY SCRAPBOOK. DON'T GO! COME BACK!
Droph: I think he's doing pretty good so far! So far so good!
boop
Skrull Emperor: Nigga? You serious? Did you not see him just try to plant a flag in concrete and embarrass himself in front of girls? Still! His mission was to destroy the Fantastic Quadruplets and as long as he does that I'll overlook that!
Droph: Here comes the Human Torch! Let's watch him get his ass handed to him!
Ah! The Human Torch! At last! Let's see how he handles one of my fireballs!
HOLY CATS! A FIREBALL! I should probably get out of the way!
Reed look!
Reed: Figures he'd find some way to get injured in the most retarded way possible.
Got him! Johnny! You're jobbing harder than usual! Snap out of it!
Take care of Johnny, Sue! I'm going to have a talk with that alien and try to reason with him!
Wait til Ben gets here! He's probably just stuck in traffic!
YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME I'M THE BOSS OF YOU. REMEMBER OUR WEDDING VOWS! I AM NOT WAITING FOR BEN.
>>84245370
I love these. You make it worth it to pay my internet bill.
Who does she think she is? Trying to act like the leader! I'll have to cut her allowance!
Psst Hay. What are you um doing here on Earth? What do you want?
>>84247399
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
>>84247434
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
>>84247451
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
>>84247462
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) Destroy the Fantastic Four for the glory of the Skrull Empire! Then we can conquer the Earth! I am the Super Skrull! Messenger of your DOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Well then Super Skrull! Welcome to ERF! Now How about I slap your shit? You're making a big mistake trying to destroy the Fantastic Four! We're the most lovable superhero team around!
You're not fast enough to knock me around! Now hold on a sec. Time out!
YOINK! Ok! Now I'm ready!
>>84247399
Ah jeez. Thanks OP, I needed some laughs.
Haha! Your fists are no match for me! No matter how much you overcompensate by enlarging them!
Reed! My arm! It's numb! I have a booboo with no one around to kiss it to make it better!
Super Skull: Now! To finish you off!
*Huff* *Huff! Did I make it in time?! I got lost! Hey! were you about to clobber Reed? You don't get to do that! It's my trademark! I decide when it is and is not clobbering time!
And stop hiding behind the shield! You look like a a pansy-ass LARPER
No fair! Stretching your way to avoid my punches!
Thing! You're no match for me! All you have at your disposal is brute strength and your brute strength is no mater for my BRUTER STRENGTH!
BONK
Hey! I feel like a dog that just got back from the vet!
Why you bad guys always gotta make a speech before you throw a punch? What happened to good ol' fisticuffs?
What?! You did care for my speech eh? I worked on for the entire trip over here! I will just have to impress you by showing my Skrull power to change my form to whatever I choose!
And I choose!
SATAN!
I ain't never been beaten by a furfag before and I'm not starting now! Take your best shot!
Know what? I should learn to talk less shit so I get hit less.
Little help someone? That last hit knocked off my blue speedo. I'm not decent!
Reed: I'm back for round two!
Super Skrull: So? You have recovered! I will just have to dispatch you with a fire scythe!
Reed: You'll have to do better than flaming farm equipment that makes for impractical weapons to best me!
Are you just posting the original episode without motion or are you creating something new with the screenshots?
Cause I got spring in my step!
Nobody expects the glider!
>>84247874
A little of both, really. Mostly just the original episode.
PRAISE THE SUN
You can't slowly glide to get away! I have fireballs!
Reed: But I can go fast when I want to!
Johnny! Look! He's a Skrull Torch now!
I've been waiting for some payback! Let's see how he handles a fireball for a change!
BWAAAAAAAH
Reed: That's good Johnny! Now we need to retreat and regroup! Someone with our powers is too tricky to fight! We need a plan!
Johnny: A plan? My plan is to burn everyone and here I go to get him!
THE FOOL! HE'S HEADING RIGHT INTO MY TRAP! NOW TO ATOMIZE THE AIR AROUND HIM!
That kid always needs savin'!
BULLSEYE!
HEY JOHNNY BOY! GIMME A LIFT!
Torch: Thanks Ben!
Thing: Just put me down, kid.
Reed: I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRY IT BUT DID YOU LISTEN TO ME THE SUPER GENIUS? OF COURSE NOT.
Johnny: I'm FINE thanks for asking. I won't be able to flame on for a while while my arm is bruised. He's too tough! Reed... don't rub my muscles.
Thing: I don't care how tough he is one haymaker will do him in! Why I-
Sue: A flaming arrow! Where did it come from?
UP HERE LOSERS! Did you forget I could turn invisible too?! Just like Mrs. Richards!
Thing: Come down here so I can punch ya!
Reed: No! Now is the time to cower and back down!
There's no escape from the SUPER SKRULL!
This way everyone! Run to the right!
Oh... I didn't expect them to run THAT way. They got away! I did good for today and my 8 hour workshift is up. I'll destroy them tomorrow. I could go for a pizza and maybe hit up a play or a museum or check out the bars!
THE NEXT DAY
Johnny: See the Super Skrull anywhere?
Ben: Nah!
Sue: I hope Reed thinks up a plan soon!
Hey egghead! DO you have a plan yet?
Why yes! I was just waiting for someone to ask! I detected some ultrasonic power rays coming to Earth from Outer Space straight to the Super Skrull! That means they're beaming powers to him from their home planet!
Ben: So what? How that help us?
With this! This mini jammer widget should rob the Super Skrull of his power! But we'll need to put it on him directly! Sue! You have to do it! You're the only one of us any good at sneaking!
Sue: Did you say something Reed? I wasn't really paying attention.
Reed: Good! Now I just need to provoke him into a fight of a battleground of our choosing!
Reed: Hey! Super Skrull! I'm calling you out from this flying speaking phone robot! You're a wimp and your breath smells and you probably think that Legend of Korra is a 7/10 show. Fight me at the nearest DBZ fighting area if you're not a chicken!
>>84248392
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Skrull Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Shi'ar, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top warrior in the entire Skrull Empire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this puny planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a communicator drone? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of skrulls across the USA and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just without my powers. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the the Fantastic Four’s powers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE
SAY YOUR PRAYERS FANTASTIC FOUR! THIS IS OUR FINAL BATTLE!
Skrull Emperor: The final battle? Crank his powers up to 200%
Droph: That's mathematically impossible, sir.
Skrull Emperor: Oh ok. 100% will do then.
Super Skrull: Aha! Your punches tickle!
But cut that out! You're wrinkling my suit! I'll finish you off with my Skrull eye lasers! This will give you an eye exam and dilate your eyes making it hard for you to see!
You next Torch! This blast will make you cry like a little bitch!
Ablooblooblooo
You next Mr. Fantastic! You now have a slight headache!
So much for your feeble taunts! None of you are a match for the Super Skull! No wonder they put me in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and none of you nobodies!
Sue: It's go time!
Super Skrull: HEY! NO FREE PIGGYBACK RIDES!
Mrs. Richards! You will be the first to burn! What? Hey? My flames are stuck at candle intensity? What gives?!
Skrull Emperor: What happened?!
Droph: The machine isn't powering up Super Skrull anymore!
Skrull Emperor: Have you tried turning it off and on? Is it plugged in? Try rebooting and letting it sit for a few minutes. Does it have enough memory? Ram? Call tech support
Droph: No! Something is blocking our rays from reaching Earth! We have no bars! Super Skrull is on his own!
Skrull Emperor: WHY YOUUUUU
Super Skrull: MY POWERS! NOW I'M JUST AN AVERAGE SKRULL! THE GLASS JOE OF MY PEOPLE!
I know! I can change into stuff! I can take any form I choose and escape!
AND I CHOOSE AVENGER THE EAGLE! LATER FUCKERS!
CAWWWWWW
Super Skrull: Spare me!
Reed: So what? You go back to your home planet and try again?
Johnny: We can't lock him in prison! He'll turn into the cutest little puppy dogger you've ever seen and someone will let him out! No one could withstand that! No prison could hold him!
PLEASE SPARE ME! I CAN'T GO BACK HOME! EVERYONE WILL MAKE FUN OF ME AND THE EMPEROR WON'T THINK I'M COOL ANYMORE!
Let me stay here! I'll do anything you say! Anything!
Anything eh? Keheheheheh
Ok! You can live here peacefully on the condition we wipe your memory and you have to turn into the creature of my choosing! Agreed?!
I'll do it! Anything! I want to live peacefully!
Well! The Super Skrull got what he wanted! He won't menace Earth anymore and he gets to live peacefully! And we'll have ya producing milk in no time! Ain't that right, Super Skrull?
MOOOOOOOOOO!
THE END
That was a long episode! I hope you all enjoyed yourself! Have a happy 4th of July and a great night.
NEXT WEEK ON FANTASTIC FOUR
Richards! Doom can not live another day without air conditioning!
Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter.
Hotter?
Like yesterday
Yesterday? Yesterday you said you’d call Sears
I’ll call today
YOU’LL CALL NOW
I’ll call now.
And that's all folks.
A few bumps thrown this way would be appreciated. There's always someone who misses these threads and asks for it later.
>>84248970
>>84249007
Graci.
I still remember the voices and sound effects from this. Man I'm old
bumpo umpo
>>84249035
Dude how old are you?!
I wonder what Stan Lee thinks of this cartoon. Especially since it's not owned by Marvel so he's not contractually obliged to endorse it. He wasn't that involved in it, either.
>>84249091
27. Though I think what I watched when I was a kid were reruns.
>>84249135
The original show aired in 1967.
