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What was the worst dropped plotpoint?
I think it was Jade in her entirety.
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SBurb. Towards the end, it felt like the game didn't matter except for being a vehicle to facilitate romance drama.
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>>84243336
Erisol. Remember him? Hussie doesn't.
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>>84243424
The other arquiu too.
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>>84243336
homestuck being a coming of age story
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>>84243410
>it's a game mechanic to be able to have non-awkward relationships
Yeah, it sure does feel that way.
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Why are you still making threads about Homestuck?

Don't you people understand? It's time to let it GO now! You can finally be free! You don't need to DO this anymore!

Go live your life. Read some comics. Hit on babes at conventions while you're dressed as an overweight man in a batman costume. The world is your oyster.
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>>84243474
>There's an unaccounted Erisol, Arquius, Sollux, and Aradia
Thanks Hussie.
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>>84243410
this, especially the bits involving land quests, denizens, and the ultimate riddle
all of that had the potential to be interesting but it all just stopped being a thing
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>>84243510
The four kids should have remained a single social group
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>>84243336
eridan's fate in dreambubbles
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>>84243514
(cant wwake up)
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>>84243410
This so much. It went from learning about the game to just romance drama bs
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>>84243410
don't remind me, i'm still upset about it
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Why is that all of the kids survived but mostof the trolls died? Is this human-centrism?
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>>84243743
>being mad the hottest members of the cast lived
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>>84243743
Every kid has died multiple times. And the only trolls that aren't alive in some way are Feferi, and that's it. Nep and Tavros are abominations, Sollux and Aradia are in the bubbles, Equius is a part of LE and his sprite might still be alive, as well as Erisol.
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>>84243743
Hussie just needed 12 trolls for the zodiac signs but only had plans for 4. Therefore the ones he deemd useless just got killed and became even bigger jokes as time went on
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truly a better boy cannot be found
the worst dropped plot point by far was Slick as a whole
He had dibs on English, god dammit
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>>84243807
>Nep and Tavros are abominations, Sollux and Aradia are in the bubbles, Equius is a part of LE and his sprite might still be alive, as well as Erisol.
This isn't really helping your case. Plus I think the bubble might be removed post-game.
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>>84243813
And then, somehow, Karkat, the main troll from the very beginning, became the single biggest joke in the entire comic.
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>>84243838
Dont remind me im still pissed about that.
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>>84243835
aradia is clearly stronger than the black hole's pull in act 7, she'll be fine without bubbles
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>>84243911
That's just Aradia though. Everyone else is fucked.
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>>84243336
Karkat
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>>84243927
Aradia and Sollux are the only alive ones there anyway
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>>84244059
Sollux would probably get killed on the way out. Aradia would be the only one coming out.
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>>84244097
But anon, he has Mage powers AND Doom powers. Don't you know what that lets him do?
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>>84244171
No. I think it just makes him die a lot.
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Of COURSE Aradia lives, she's Aradia!

The real thing to realize is that there are two god tier aradias alive.

Do both of them survive?
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>>84244195
Hey, he's died 2.5 times and he's still alive, he didn't even have to rely on stuff like retcons or god tiers to do it. You can never fully kill the Solluxander
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>>84244373
The one that was fighting LE gets stuck with him and Vriska in the black hole for all eternity.
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>>84243927
>Everyone else is fucked.
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>>84244399
I think Sollux actually hacked the game to give himself two Dream Selves. I'm not sure if that's 100% true or not but I'm pretty sure.
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>>84243410

This, early Homestuck was a video game adventure epic with a tremendous sense of wonder. Late Homestuck was mostly romance drama.
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>>84244433
i was going to post the pic where they both look at his giant green cock but i don't have it....
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You have ten seconds

to replace two members of the main cast with Aradia and Sollux

Which ones do you choose?
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>>84244503
jake and jane wtf
one of them is even a maid too
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>>84244503
vriska and kanaya
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>>84244453
Sorry, Mituna. Dream Bubbles can only last for so long.
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>>84244503
rose and hass the flame
it'll be a really weird story
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>>84244564
Mituna deserved better desu. Never even got a dancestor/descendant log with Sollux.
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>>84244503

Terezi and Kanaya
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>>84244579
Everyone deserved better. Everyone.
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>>84244457
It's just because of his duality thing, I don't think there's any deeper meaning
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>>84244579
But don't you remember when we were told what his sacrifice was? Oh wait, no, we never found out.
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>>84244615
I read that somewhere. Can't find a confirmation anywhere so I dunno'.
>>84244503
Nepeta and Gamzee.
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>>84244607
The comic focuses so much on bullshit with Dave and Vriska post-retcon, but just leaves other characters in the dust. It's a damn shame.
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>>84244705
Didn't even do those two justice. It got so shit. So shiiiiiiiiiiit.
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>>84244749
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>>84244676
So you want Aradia fused with Dave and Sollux in a fridge?
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>>84244806
Ironically, Feferi died as much as a virgin as Eridan did.
>>84244814
Sounds great, actually.
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>>84244806
wtf
this wasn't my vriska pic
this wasn't my vriska pic at all
it's a thumbnail too...
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WEESNAW
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>>84244832
2/2 Especially since it fits into an Indiana Jones fridge joke.
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>>84244837
Just embrace the Captor ships.
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Still cant understand why this guy suddenly turned evil, I thought he wanted Lord English dead.
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>>84244994
>suddenly turned evil
He doesn't care about collateral damage, and they were getting in his way. I have no idea why they tried to get between him and Jack English though.
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>>84244878
my minds tellin me nyeh
but my body
my bodys tellin me wweh
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>>84244985
Sollux needs to bang Terezi already!
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Hey, found a decent fan adventure.
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=620&p=1
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>>84245059
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>>84245055
I've always really liked SolRezi and MiTula
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>>84245055
>no fic where they accidentally bump into eachother bc blind and then make out
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Kathysbrotherssister and broken spacebar are both super nice in person, Kathy even drew sahtii for me
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>>84245244
congrats
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>>84245244
What the fuck are you talking about.
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>>84245244
Nice!
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>>84245244
So... Hussie didn't flay you alive for his skinsuit? Good news!
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>>84245244
That's nice sweetie, now come inside and have some pizza before it gets cold!
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>>84245244
epic homestuck post
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that is not angel
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>>84243336

Fedorafreak
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>>84245321
could it be...her evil fanged twin??
angle!?
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>tfw no bf with excesivley tall pants
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>>84245374
>that one fic where Kankri gets gangraped by the Beforus girls
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>>84245374
>tfw you will never be R4D shitpost buds with Mituna and Latula
it's a bad feel
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It's up to you to save Homestuck, Joey! Do a great job!
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>>84245395
Link?
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What the fuck happened to everyone at the end of Collide. I don't mean the kids or trolls, I mean literally every other character? What happened to the felt, the sprites, the ghosts, Aradia, Vriska and Sollux?
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>>84243336
How the fuck was Grandpa able to move freely between Earth in the past and Skaia of the future?
Grandpa Harley picked up his granddaughter's corpse, then brought it backwards in time to be stuffed and mounted in his own granddaughter's home.
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>>84245478
Who the fuck knows? Aradia, Sollux and the ghost army are a mystery. The Felt were all ko'd. Sprites are just a mess.

I at least hope the ghosts, Sollux, Aradia and the Felt get a semi-happy ending.
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>>84245478
THANKS
FOR
PLAYING
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>kickstarter said game was supposed to come early 2015
>its now midway through 2016
>we don't even have a demo
>or a gameplay video
>or even a decent trailer

JSUT
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What was the point of the Alpha kids? They're main purpose was to fucking wait for the betas because they couldn't do anything in their game. And then they didn't do anything to help beat the game at the end anyway.
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have a holiday roxykitten
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>>84245478
While were at it, the exiles just became a cluster fuck in the second session. What happened to DD and CD in that session? All I remember is HB getting beheaded and Jack becoming half-english.
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>>84243510
Just fuck my ship up senp
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>>84245584
Could you please delete this? Thanks.
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>>84245538
>That one "demo" they debuted at a con that was literally just a PowerPoint presentation
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>>84245538
> Hussie: Sure I'll give you a lift.
> You: great!
> Hussie: I'm going to be late, I need to fix my car, I loaned it to my ex-roommate and he stole the wheels
> You: HEY EVERYBODY! HUSSIE'S A SHIT

Hussie's still has the car. Be patient.
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>>84245569

>They're main purpose was to fucking wait for the betas because they couldn't do anything in their game

Actually their main purpose was to sell t-shirts.
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>>84245304
that looks really good, what topping is that and where can I buy it?
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>>84245584
We need to post more of best holiday
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>>84245655
Hussie: hey guys meet my mechanic
he's never worked on a car before but i saw him fix a bike chain once
also his favorite care is the gremlin
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>>84245655
might as well have made a food analogy since that was so shitty
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>>84245655
sure he has the car but he drove it directly into the fucking ocean
i want him to at least pay me back
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Best country
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Is WV in every session like Jack and the crew or was that just another quirk of the beta's session?
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Best flag
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>>84245769
what the actual fuck
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>>84245735
i once had a theory that sollux was obsessed with humans/human culture and avoided contact with them in case he sperged out
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Casual reminder, just keep it in the back of your brain with the rest of your secrets, no sweat.
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Hiveswap is gonna be great! Trust me, I'm the head writer. What do you mean you want to see some gameplay footage? Come on, I just told you it was real good. Why don't you believe me? What's that? You donated money to the Kickstarter and want some updates on your investment? Just check out the Hiveswap website, man. Just ignore the fact it's a year out of date. What do you want from us? It's our first game, it's not like any of us have any experience. Just be patient with us. :)
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>>84245769
what is he responding to? A request to contribute to voulem.1?
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Joey loves America!
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>>84245569

Their main purpose was to completely derail the story by sidelining the actual main characters.
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DEATH TO ALL SERKETS!
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>>84245833
That isn't the trolls
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>>84245833
No, that's the trolls.
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BEST PRESIDENT
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>>84245848
Eh, the only trolls who really became part of the main cast were Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya and Vriska. Those lot did get too much spotlight though, especially Vriska and Cuckat.
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>>84245655
did he then use the car to run over his sacred cow?
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>>84245861
eri wwould make the best president. eri 2016.
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>>84245681
appropriate. He trusted the wrong people. Can't say you or I wouldn't make the same mistake: think about how many people you dated that turned out terrible after a couple months.

>>84245703
How much did you pony up? Compared to how much you spend on stuffing your face at In-and-Out? If money makes you entitled, then I'd like to hear from the most entitled -- pic related.
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>>84245672
It's jalepeno and pineapple, aka the official pizza of Homestuck.
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>>84245848
>>84245856

Both parties are guilty, though the trolls were obviously far worse.
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BEST GUNLAWS
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>>84245914
reminder that the person who funded Nektan is in the armed forces and only contributed because he had too much money on the side.

he's one of these lads

https://youtu.be/_V3nvq4F0ws
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>>84245914
>How much did you pony up?
$255
>Compared to how much you spend on stuffing your face at In-and-Out?
i have a total of $20 to my name
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>>84245261
I'm selling art at Anime Expo and they both stopped by my table it was cool
Ipgd also stopped by on the first day and drew a dog dick for me
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>>84245655
it's more like
>Hussie: Sure I'll give you a lift.
>You: great!
>Hussie: I'm going to be late
>radio silence for two years
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>>84245979
if u see gaydeer again make them apologize for pic related

it still hurts
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>>84245970
>there is an armed person with military training who is probably getting increasingly upset with the game not coming out
Hmmm
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>>84245914
>Can't say you or I wouldn't make the same mistake

Yeah, you're right, these guys looked totally trustworthy.
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>>84245584
Roxy should have gone cat tier. She and John could have lots of blonde kittens that fight with their cousin puppies
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>>84246047
RoxyJohn is SHIT.
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>>84246060
calm down vriska
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>>84246018
and then punch them or headbutt them please
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>>84246025
They won an award for their only game at the time, The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom.
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>>84246060
This is Roxycat though
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>>84245919
YOuR CHOICE OF PIZZA IS COMPLETE TRASH. JuST LIKE MY SISTER.
THERE IS INSuFFICIENT STEAK. AND SUGAR.
GET RID OF ALL THAT VEGETABLE ARYAN RuBBISH.
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>>84246084
I played that on xbox arcade way back when.

it was very average
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>>84246072
>>84246060
Fic of Vriska getting cucked by roxy with john when?
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>>84246094
like your taste is better
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>>84246072
If Vriska were to be right about one thing......
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>>84246119
>implying Vriska can compete against the Cucklord Karkat
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>>84245970
What's this sexy troll's name again?
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>>84246223
ara... dia? aradia? or something
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WIP land pic with sketch overlaid to say I'm still around and drawing stuff. Land of Pop and Anchors.
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>>84245806
Isn't magic totally fake?
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>>84246021

>be inna airborne
>serve your country in a pointless, endless war
>see horrors no human was meant to see
>your only source of comfort and hope in this hostile world is reading the latest Homestuck update after a hard days work in the field
>make fantrolls in your brief spare time to amuse yourself, your squad thinks they're faggy but it doesn't bother you
>see the kickstarter announcement
>have enough money squirrelled away for you to contribute enough for the top-tier and have your fantroll be immortalized in the comic
>years pass and the game still hasn't come out yet
>you're back home from your tour wracked with PTSD, friends ignore you, family feels alienated from you
>nothing seems to take the pain away, not drink, not drugs
>not even your main man Hussie seems to be coming through for you anymore
>the only thing that staves off suicide is the urge to see Homestuck through to the end
>finally watch the end flash, hoping to see some kind of closure to the one thing that gives your life meaning, the creative project you believed so much in you spent 10 grand to see a videogame of it produced
THANKS
FOR
PLAYING
>you bottom out on your last bottle of whiskey
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>>84246346
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>>84245919
>Pineapple
YOU KNOW WHAT I CHANGED MY MIND
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>>84245676
Funny, those aren't very Halloween-y colors
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>>84246431
but why anon
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>>84246470
Look. there is nothing wrong with pineapple.

But as any discerning palette will tell you, it does not belong on a pizza.

Hawaiian style is an abomination.
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>>84246047
Furry agenda stahp
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==Very important post==
Do female trolls have vaginas? Cause I won't settle for the substitutes
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>>84246239
looks cool
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>>84246715
Most likely.
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>>84246650
Sorry, it's kittens and puppies all the way
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>>84246715
They have 'nooks' so probly
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>>84246715
From a biological perspective there's no clear reason why they'd need them. But you could say that about two sexes too and they have those.
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There's just one thing I don't get.

Why THANKS FOR PLAYING? Surely Hussie knew how this would go down with the fandom, he fucking had to know.

Why put something like that in there? It feels almost deliberately passive aggressive.
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Chibi: Eridan
Caveman: Tavros
Cosmo/Narcissa: Dave
Guy who got cucked: Karkat
Girl who slept with nerds: Terezi
Werster: Sollux
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>>84246223

Rapey
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>>84246884

Also "seed flaps"
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>>84246361
where is Nektan's creator? I remember he messaged me a million years ago when i drew his fantroll fuckin mine he was super nice
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>>84246860
What if both Lalondes are cat tier
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>>84247163
Damn for real?
How did he even find it?
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>>84247265
posted it with his tag i guess?
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>>84246361
What if he got his unit to read Homestuck, and they changed their name/symbols and there is now a platoon of fightin eris
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>>84247217
John will give kittens to them both
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>>84247343
*grab2 kiit2*
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aradia has the strongest, firmest but softest vagina.
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>>84247529
So like Jade
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>>84247541
yea but every movement in jade's vagina has a purpose.
no muscle is wasted.

it is also a bit jolty.

aradia's is wild and unpredictable.
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>>84247343
My friend who just rotated back in was telling me about a convoy his peeps had to protect
During downtime our boys would scribble all over the trucks and shit and supposedly there was an entire truck covered in homestuck shit because someone drew the zodiac
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>>84245487
No idea how/when he got to the Medium, but he picked up dream jade on the way out and took a meteor portal home... probably
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>>84247566
I hope that those were specifically hsg scibbles, and that there is an eri *wwalkin into afghanistan"
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>>84244503
vriska and terezi
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>>84247559
Jade's efficient, efficient vagina
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>>84246944
They could be vestigial
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>>84246084
Hussie always knew they were shit. He was very reluctant and ashamed to name them as the developers, and when he finally did, he made it very clear they only got the job because no one else was free to do it.
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*wwalks into jungle*
vvietnam fuckin shits
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>>84246884
all trolls have nooks
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i thought nooks = butt crack
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>>84247978
rumble spheres are boobs.
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>>84247978
Why would an alien need to poop?
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>>84247758
It's like it was engineered by germans
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nooks: a masterpost
>GC: ONC3 YOU M4K3 1T 1M SUR3 3V3N YOU 4ND YOUR UND3RD3V3LOP3D BON3 NOOK W1LL B3 4BL3 TO F1GUR3 OUT WH4T TO DO
>CG: YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE
>He is even better at making viruses than you, which really gets stuck in your nook.
>You are always up to your nook in the newest and hottest games.
>AG: Man, now I've got this huge 8eefgrub lodged in my nook
>AG: aLSO uMMM dUHHH,,,, uMMM,,, i AM SORRY FROM THE 8OTTOM OF MY NOOK,,,,,,,,,,
>AG: Anyway, Kanaya is missing in action, and Karkat has his head up his nook
>PCG: CHOOSE YOUR CLASSES NOW! LEVEL 69 NOOKSNIFFER IS UP FOR GRABS
>CG: YOU REALLY ARE A SMUG NOOK WHIFFER, JOHN EGBERT.
>CG: I'M FED UP WITH THESE BACK DOOR NOOKBITING SHENANIGANS.
>EVERYONE HERE HAS THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR NOOKS
>CCG: THEIR TROLL NOOKS *AND* HUMAN NOOKS, WHATEVER THE HELL A HUMAN NOOK EVEN *IS*.
>MEENAH: that is nook loads of time
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>>84248042
that's appropriate because jade believes strongly in eugenics
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>>84245801
ye but why
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>>84248032
they have load gapers sooo
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>>84248061
it clearly means ass desu
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>>84248115
CG: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU JUST TOOK A HARD DRAG OF MY LOAD GAPER WHICH FOR SOME REASON I HAVE DISCOVERED OUTSIDE ON THIS LITTLE ISLAND.
GC: YOU M34N YOUR TO1L3T?
CG: WELL OOH LA LA.
CG: EXCUSE MY DISDAIN FOR YOUR BLUE BLOODED VERNACULAR.


god they had such good dialogue
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>>84248115
How does plumbing even work when they literally build their own homes?
Drones?
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Caliborn and everything that went along with him.

Goddamn you people have no idea how much I loved Homestuck. I stayed up until 4 in the morning waiting for updates, I cosplayed on two seperate occasions, I've even got a fucking Homestuck tattoo.

I might have been deluding myself as Act 6 went on, but I always believed that Hussie was building to something great. Something that would blow the finale of Problem Sleuth out of the water. Once Caliborn showed up I knew everything was lost.

I still have no idea what the purpose of his story arc was. Was it to make fun of tumblr? Bitcoin? The Fans? What boggles my mind the most is how Hussie took LORD MOTHERFUCKING ENGLISH, one of the most intimidating, mysterious and ruthless villains in history and turned him into a whiny teenager. He should have remained mysterious all the way up until the end. Would it really have been so bad to just see the kids using their powers together to defeat the Big Bad and just get a no strings attatched happy ending?

Nothing Hussie ever does will make up for what he did to old LE. Years and years of devotion and love for an intensely fascinating and unique comic down the drain.

At least I didn't donate to the Kickstarter.
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>>84247529
You know the art in Homestuck is so cheap but Hussie just has a really good sense of negative space.
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>>84248167
yes...? drones are the ones who build the houses, trolls design them

a troll who doesnt build a load gaper is as good as culled
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>>84248177
caliborn and lord english are basically separate characters
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if only i knew how much semen i would lose to this girl back when she first appeared....
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*murrs*
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>>84248269
Does she even have any good porn?
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>>84248287
ho ye
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>>84248236

So then what the fuck was his purpose? To make two new endgame characters that had no foreshadowing beforehand and whose only purpose was to fight at the end? Why bother investing so much time into Caliborn and Calliope when there are hundreds of characters with potential hidden depths?

I actually really liked how they worked it with Jack English, Spades and so on. All four of them could have made for a kickass final battle on their own.
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that bulge smell...
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>>84248323
Links?
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>>84248323
Any of that happen to be cosplay based?
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>>84248326
BLUE BOARD.
DELETE THIS.
I AM BEING TRIGGERED AND GETTING RAPE FLASHBACKS.
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>>84248177
Caliborn was great though
The idea that someone broke their sburb session so hard that they became a multi-universal demon of rage and hatred was a really cool origin for him and way more interesting than just 'he's just a universal force lmao' like fucking Galactus or something.

I'll agree that his story arc could have been handled way better, though. Huss should have spent way less time on metajokes with him.
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*8reaks Karkat's neck*
Hol the fuck up

I was the main character all along????????
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>>84248338
no
>>84248360
no....
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>>84248396
Well then clearly she aint got good porn
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>>84248421
no.....
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ivve seen horrors
horrors that youvve seen
but you havve no right to call me a murderer
you havve a right to kill me
you havve a right to do that
but you havve no right to judge me
its impossible for wwords to describe wwhat is necessary to those wwho do not knoww wwhat horror means
horror
horror has a face
and you must make a friend of horror
horror and moral terror are your friends
if they are not then they are enemies to be feared
they are truly enemies
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>>84248549
What did that cropped Aradia see? She looks horrified.
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>>84245244
holy shit, I remember when Kathysbrotherssister drew the dopest Adventure Time fanart like 4 years ago. homestuck got her I guess? ah well.
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>>84248620
her drawing homestuck was also 4 years ago
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>>84248177
I liked Caliborn
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>>84248666
huh, guess I never noticed.
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>>84248042
Dave comparing Jade's vagina to sports cars
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>>84248575
it makes me so giddy every time someone posts eri pillow

best investment of my short life
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>>84248710
Jade's vagina going from a ferrari to a beatup minivan
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>>84248757
GG: delete this!!!
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>>84248770
But jade would approve, after a minivan holds large families
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which homestuck girls vagina would be comparable to one of those "max 45km/h" cars
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>>84248789
If her cooter was representative of all the babies she had, it'd be a fucking bus
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>>84248726
That pillow is one of the greatest things I've seen. Thank you, koko.
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>Retard Jade pregnancy fetish shippers

I almost want strawmanon back.
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>>84248813
Feferi
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>>84248710
Jade isn't real
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>>84248869
impreg is the best fetish
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What would you have done to make Gamzee less of a force of nature and more like something resembling an actual character?
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>>84248889
Neither are sports cars
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>>84248869
racist jade is the best jade meme
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>>84248900
I hate children and fat chicks, no thanks.
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>>84248869
Go cry to people who care
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>>84248915
why would I want to do that
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>>84248956
I sincerely hope these threads get banned, you've consistently been shitting them up.
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>>84248869
pretty sure pregnancy has been hsg's fetish of choice since ovipositive
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>>84249008
See >>84248956
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>>84249040
Are you sure, or are you ovipositive?
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>>84248915
Actually have him talk? Maybe play into his duality side a bit more so that the stoned side didn't just completely disappear after murderstuck?
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>>84248942
im not a jadefag but i can explain the fetish

it's not so much about children... Its more like
hmm
the last time i tried to explain it was on the league of legends general where everybody is more rape-accepty and prefers the pump-and-dump fantasy but

the idea of making a woman -your own- and making them -useless-
it's like sexy symbolism

like you fuck a girl so hard there is clear consequences

depending on the fantasy there also is a lot of love and sensuality to it as well
it's hot
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>>84249098
but jade's the one doing the raping
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>>84249098
I'm more into it for the love aspect. It's adorable
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>>84249098
I pray that none of you actually raise kids ever, but that would involve any of you gettin laid so thankfully the chances of that are pretty slim
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>>84249139
Yeah but it's like a submissive rape. She forces Dave to make her his happydog housewife
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>>84249158
ive actually had a few close calls myself and it only fueled my lust
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i want to fill condy with my human semen untill she's pregnant!
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>>84249222
I can't belive Hass got to tap that
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>>84249059
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>>84249250
I can't believe Huss never expanded on Sassacre's character
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Homestuck characters who play Reaper unironically:
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>>84249404
>Genji
Dirk
Nepeta

>Pharah
Sollux
John

>Soldier
Jade
Sollux
John

>Tracer
Jake
Dave
Aradia

>Reaper
Rose
Caliborn
Aradia

>Mcree
Jake
Caliborn

>Widowmaker
Vriska
Sollux
AR
Jade

[1/2]
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I'm 8reaking out of here tonight!!!!!!!!
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>>84249532
>Hanzo
Equius
Rose
Jade (only plays with wolf skin)

>Junkrat
Aradia
Vriska
Caliborn

>Mei
Jane
John
Vriska

>Torb
Dirk
Equius
Gamzee

>Winston
Equius
Eridan

>Dva
Nepeta
Roxy
Jade

>Reinhardt
Equius
Dave
Karkat

>Zarya
Equius
Roxy
Eridan

>Roadhog
Aradia
Gamzee


>Lucio
Roxy
Jane
Feferi


>Mercy
Feferi
Jane
Calliope


>Symmetra
Nepeta
Tavros
Rose
Calliope

>Zenyatta
Karkat
Tavros
AR
Calliope
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>>84249556
Wait did we even learn if roxy was a casual or hella hardcore?
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>>84249541
*HEADSHOTS YOU*
LOL
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>>84249222
It's unlikely that this would even be possible
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>>84249630
It won't stop me from trying!
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>>84249404
Caliborn
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