Alright, Batman. Prepare for my Master Riddle. I can personally guarantee you'll NEVER solve it.
What gets wetter as it dries?
>>84201346
A towel.
>>84201416
Not even close, plebian.
>>84201346
That's just too hard.
Or maybe it's impossible?
What did you expect us to say?
Everyone knows that you're too smart for us.
Later, dude.
>>84201346
Riddler, I'm very tired right now. Commissioner Gordon posted flyers all over Gotham saying I should just the rape the joker.
What's worse, he keeps staring at me whenever I show up at the bat signal. Always sitting there with that smug face always knowing that I know what he's thinking
>that I should just rape the Joker
>>84201346
>What gets wetter as it dries?
Bread?
Apples?
Very small rocks?
>>84201497
Oh. Well, er, that's all right I guess. I'm just going to go rob Gotham First Bank, stop me or don't. Goodnight, Batman.
>>84201497
>>84201346
No prob my rodent homie. I'll solve this wigger's rhymes faster than my sis got knocked up and dumped on the side of the road.
Yo riddler,
It's time to tell you what's up
You're one green as mother fucker with a gay green froc
All your rhymes ain't got nothin' on me and my crew
You want to play this game
fine,
I'll solve your rhyme for you
>What gets wetter as it continues to dry?
Obviously the answer comes as no surprise
You're talkin' about the strip club next to Gotham Bridge
The one that's got that sea green fridge.
Another faq that you gave away cause your dense, was that you capitalized the word NEVER in your sentence
NEVER, NEVER like hot tub company, the one that has the strippers sing above them on swings
The pimps look up while the water dries off, but they get wetter down inside their crotch.
Nice try riddler, but it's time you admit
All you really want is to suck the Batman's Dick
>>84201497
>>84201643
Don't worry Batman, I'll do it for you!
Expanding on >>84201416's answer, the traditional answer to that riddle is a towel. But that's too simple for ol' Mr. Nigma! According to the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, a towel is the most important tool someone could have. The same book series also said that the number 42 was the meaning of life.
Also, notice how Riddler wrote "never" in all-caps. That was a clue! If you spell never backwards, and swap out the first E with an A, you get Raven. Now, that leads us to 42 Raven Street, which was the address of the Gotham First Bank before it was moved to- Oh, he already revealed the answer. Shit.
>>84201909
>Robin, take Damien and go stop the Riddler.
And don't be fooled by what the Riddler said in >>84201643.
This is another riddle.
>Battttt sleeeeep
>>84201346
Your mom. She's the most cock hungry slut I've ever seen. I keep telling the bitch that even though she gives mean head, no one's ever going to touch that dried up old used poon.
>>84201818
Go away, Electric Nigger.
>>84201346
fuck you riddle, rape scarecrow
>>84201346
Your Mom's vagina.
>>84202226
Not until you sniff our dreads
>>84201909
Aww, how cute!
Trying to be like Batman.
>>84202997
Man, static had some weird ass crossovers.
Ice, ice, baby?
Mr. Freeze?
>>84201909
