>It's Friday.
>You come home from a long day at work.
>You walk in.
>You've ordered enough pizza and soda to last you until Tuesday (unless you're a dirty commie and have to work on the 4th, then it's good until Monday).
>You're about to sit down and enjoy the weekend and watch cartoons.
>You see this fucker sitting on your living room rock.
What do?
Did you know that seal is one of the few meats that is perfectly safe for humans to eat completely raw?
>>84193827
GERALD GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84193827
"Get off my fucking rock! I eat off that. And I have to sleep there later."
Didn't quite know how to feel about that joke. The seals abuse that poor retard seal and people laugh about it. Seemed like an odd kind of joke for Pixar to be putting out there considering how progressive they're supposed to be.
>>84194036
That's why it was beautiful, it was a nice change of pace from Pixar's PC bullshit.
>>84194036
Literally /co/mblr.Although it's worth noting that after the credits Gerald actually does manage to get on the rock and the last shot is him snickering at how he's outwitted the others.
>>84194036
This is kind of how I felt, I was like "Wait so that's it? The seal is retarded and they're bullying him for it?" It was weird.
>>84194097
thy re not bulling him for being retarded they just didn't want that fucker on there rock
Fuck it!
>>84193827
oooh tha fuckin' twat.
O the 'ell does he think he is?
>>84194036
It's just a joke on how Sea Lions actually act. Just like how the seagulls were retards who just went "Mine. Mine. Mine." over and over again. Sea Lions just bark at each other for no reason.
>>84194036
Maybe the seals are just fucking pissed that skinnyfat piece of shit keeps trying to take their spot. You of course wouldn't know what that's like since you're too big of a pussy to earn your damn spot unlike the real ones who EARN their spot. End yourself fucko
>>84193989
I was not expecting to learn anything when
I expanded this thread, and now I'm hungry for seal tartare. Well played anon.
>>84194097
itt people who've never seen a seal in real life
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
>>84194323
What do seals even do?
>>84195929
eat penguins
>>84193989
Can you explain further?
>>84194036
Maybe Gerald was just a big asshole and we didn't get to see it
>>84195929
Sit on rocks or boat docks and yell at each other
>>84196148
So, bay area niggers?
>>84193827
I sit next to him and we watch cartoons all weekend
>>84193827
FUCK OFF, GERALD!
AND NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PIZZA!
>>84193827
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF MY PIZZA
>>84193827
I knew this day would come
>>84193827
Hastily done OC
>>84197643
saved
>>84194084
/co/ has always been tumblr. Have /sug/ just made it that much worse.
>>84193827
>working the Tuesday after the 4th
>working Fridays
>ever
Man, sucks to be you
So, we're supposed to root for the mentally handicapped fish but laugh at the handicapped Seal?
>>84196165
kek
>>84197855
Retard alert
