Lockjaw teleports into your house with mouthful of bombs, What do you do?
Isn't Tony supposed to be poor right now? how does he have so many cars?
>>84189185
They're owned by Jarvis. For legal purposes.
>>84189185
Poor Tony is probably still richer than 96% of the planet. MC hammer who is notable for his financial problems is still worth over a million dollars.
Nothing. Lockjaw has a MOUTHFUL of Bombs. As in inside his mouth. As in I'm safe
>>84189185
Bendis doesn't care about continuity.
>Warehouse #9
So Tony has at least 9 WAREHOUSES full of cars? Even Jay Leno doesn't care that much about cars. Is Tony a hoarder?
>>84187337
If his mouth is still closed, then I wouldn't know about the bombs.
So probably this.
>Lockjaw before Kamala likes hugs
>Lockjaw after Kamala likes jihad
>>84190070
B-but dogs are haram!
>>84187337
So... they just blew up some of his cars? What is the point of this? Are the inhumans retarded?
>>84187337
I'd video it and post it on YouTube so that the public knows what terrorists the Inhumans are, and the government would repurpose sentinels to hunt them down
If I die I'm taking them with me
>>84190210
They blew up a lot of his stuff, exposed some sex scandal of his, and some other things.
>>84190585
Stole all his money and transferred it to their private account in the Cayman Islands. I wouldn't be surprised if they plan on using that money to fill their own pockets and War chest.
They probably stole his Iron Man designs so that they could incorporate it in their armory. They have a moon base full of Alien weapons
>>84190030
Why does he even have cars when he just flies everywhere
>>84187337
I'm the gray gargoyle so I turn the bombs to stone
>Mfw homeless
guess he's bombing Millennium Park then
>>84190083
I laughed harder than I should have at this.
>>84187337
>sweet ass Rolls
>blown to bits
OVER THE LINE, INHUMAN SCUM
>>84190683
It's mandatory for smug rich playboy types to own more than 3 expensive cars, he doesn't make the rules thats just how it goes.
The inhumans should be above petty revenge.
Is Lockjaw an Inhuman Dog, or an Inhuman human that looks like a dog?
>>84191049
Who knows. Maybe his ancestor was an Inhuman who looked like a dog and fucked a dog. Leading to some unholy hybrid inhuman puppies
Because if the Kree did experiments on early humans, I don't get why a dog has powers.
>>84191049
There is no in story explication. But he is treated like a dog so he probably is one.
>>84191083
>you are now imagining a Kree scientist fucking a dog while shouting "FOR SCIENCE!"
>>84191117
and somewhere is a Celestial saying "that is not how you science!".
>>84191025
Tony did break into thier house attack two royal family members one of which being the queen and kidnapped and inhuman. That would mean full scale war under normal circumstances.
>>84187337
what book is this?
>>84190001
He is literally writing Iron Man's book.
>>84190083
But the kwisatz haderach is a male...
>>84191223
Uncanny inhumans
>>84190730
did they ever let him out of that tank they were keeping him in after Fear Itself? He basically was detained from Fear Itself until I think I saw him in the ANAD Universe but I can't remember where
>>84191258
>>84190730
Answered my own question: he was in Pleasant Hill in Standoff. Hopefully we see him more now.
>>84191258
Was he in Stand Off?
Lockjaw is cute. CUTE!
>>84190099
he stays in the backyard
>>84190309
>implying you can do all of that before they explode
Nice try rogue
>>84187337
So is Lockjaw a former homo sapien or does everyone accept that retcon?
>>84195590
The retcon is canon, so that scene is a joke even thought it makes no sense.
>>84187337
"Wtf Lockjaw, I thought we were friends."
>>84189185
>>84189266
He's lost his fortune like 1000x now. Just like in real life, if you take away the all of a billionaire's money they will find a way to make it back. You don't get to that level of wealth without being smart as fuck (unless you're a Saudi prince or whatever)
So, why is Orube hanging out with Tony Stark again?
>>84191216
November, it wouldn't. Tony is not a state, the Inhumans are.
This is a diplomatic incident that under real-world rules would have Medusa lambast the ambassador of the US to prosecute Tony in order to return their citizen.
Would they fail to do so, that could mean war.
>>84196038
>November
That should be a "no".
>>84195955
I want more Friday cosplay.when is Tony going to make her a body and fuck it
So Tony just kept him? Or is this between kidnapping and the hulk vision?
