a.k.a who are the real idiots in the end: the comic #149
Why would Canada and the US fight? They're best friends.
monitoring fellow canuck
/co/nuck?
>>84184433
It's a metaphor duh! Because white people can't connect with people who don't share there skin color.
>>84184518
>posting images spoilered or not into a storytime
Delet this please and wait until this storytime is over
>>84184518
Hey asshole, no posting other pics during a storytime.
>>84184484
A shit, dropping the Superman truth bomb. I remember those heritage moments commercials too back in Ontario.
>>84184621
delete this or kys you impatient faggot
>>84184598
>>84184607
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKIN DAY YEAH
What a fucking retarded storytime interruptor.
>>84184648
Yeah, it's pretty annoying. Thanks for this op. I've been meaning to read it.
>>84184566
Joe Shuster was raised in america, his family moved from Toronto to Cleveland when he was 9 or 10 years old and he spent pretty much the rest of his life in America as an American citizen.
you might as well claim someone who moved to america from africa when they were 10 and spent the rest of their life here as a normal citizen was REALLY african.
literal cultural appropiation.
>>84184424
>>84184413
>>84184408
Get fucked, Canacucks! USA USA USA
>>84184490
these are zoids.
why did the artist use zoids?
>>84184711
>that american flag riveted into solid metal
...you're telling me the USA can build giant robots but can't make use of paint thinner, a scraper. and some spray paint and a stencil?
>>84184716
No it's a robot that looks like a gorilla. A "guerilla" GET IT. Some two bit anime hardly holds the copyright on that.
>>84184729
>America
>Not being lazy
>>84184484
>we're like Krypton!
No, Canada is just a colder, more degenerate America
>>84184725
>since the early 20th century
I don't even want to think about the headache attempting to take over Canada would create. Nevermind the fact that Canada has some really bad ass troops the Commonwealth wouldn't exactly standby and let that shit happen.
>>84184729
It's more obnoxious and therefore more American that way. USA! USA!
>>84184735
that is literally a zoid traced line for line into the comic and then covered with a slapdash ink job.
the robowolves are also zoids.
>>84184746
get a power sander, equip it with a certain grade of sand paper, spray the paint with a light coating of paint thinner.
make sure you're wearing a rebreather to protect yourself from fumes. You may need an extension cord to reach the object you're stripping.
5 minutes tops.
as opposed to possible damaging the train and opening it up to water damage due to the rivets popping holes in the chassis.
>>84184667
awww, yeah, that's the stuff....
>>84184764
There are designs differences, like for one Zoids chests are not that blocky, but yeah I find it really funny in that in story meant to a metaphor for the Iraq War that at some point in the writing process someone was like "You know what I need in this FUCKING ZOIDS!:
>>84184769
this is such an absurd waste of technology. If you can create a VR simulation that realistic it's easier to just create a Village scenario and use that rather than torture.
this character is stupid as hell, and so by extension is the writer.
>>84184722
Aw, hell yeah, "54'40' or Fight!"
>>84184433
>Best Friends
Don't get ahead of yourself we're neighbors.
>>84184804
okay they're mildly edited zoids. Point is you're taking a premise that's already absurd and pushing it further with robots that look like animals. You'd be better off just making them look like generic scifi robots and look more original in the process and you wouldn't undermine any attempt at a serious tone every time one of the animal robots enters the scene.
>>84184729
>>>84184711
>>that american flag riveted into solid metal
>...you're telling me the USA can build giant robots but can't make use of paint thinner, a scraper. and some spray paint and a stencil?
shush now, stop bringing common sense into this liberal anti-war, anti-america fantasy comic.
It sure is pretty, and that's all that matters.
>>84184408
>>84184413
>>84184424
The brilliant light of freedom, hooah
>>84184839
90% certain these are dropships from battletech.
>>84184854
>still posting images
kys
>>84184854
Stop posting images during a storytime you stupid fuck
>americans in charge of not getting buttblasted over comics
Good art though, thanks OP.
>>84184866
>>84184870
>Unfree canadians trying to tell me what to doSorry, I always forget. I deleted the file
>>84184806
>this character is stupid as hell, and so by extension is the writer.
Ah, dude, just ride along, this is just some liberal's political wank fantasy.
Invading canada for water, what a laugh, we'd just buy it all.
>>84184878
I'm not a Canadian.
>>84184874
eh "good"
90% of the technological stuff is bluntly plaigerized from multiple sources. I'm seeing videogames, tabletop RPGs, anime, etc. It's pretty decent art, better than a lot of the trash the big two are backing but I take issue with lazy machine design.
>>84184754
If America wanted to take over Canada it would be less of war and Canada becoming a puppet state.
Just starve the big cities of imports.
Also Fallout did US occupying Canada best. Randall Clark was awesome.
>>84184769
Wait if it's all fake and you're only feeling pain, then why would you ever surrender? Your body is fine, they can do whatever the hell they want and you'll be okay. Real torture is scary because they can burn off your nads or poke your eyes out and you'll have to live with that shit the rest of your life.
>>84184806
Sounds like a pretty American thing to do though.
>>84184885
honestly invading canada for water is laughable, we have our own reserves of the stuff and it's not exactly hard to refine seawater into potable water.
Honestly the money spent on giant gorrilla robots would probably be better served on water refineries, plumbing, and bottling facilities.
I'm more annoyed about someone creating a VR torture machine when instead you could've presented VR gaslighting ala #8 and the village which would've been way more entertaining.
>>84184474
>This has only ever been about our water
Subtle as a neon elephant with a cock for a trunk walking through a field of vagina shaped flowers leaking red sap.
>>84184912
All of these are good points. But BKV really wants this to be a clunky Iraq war piece.
Is BKV normally this much of a faggot?
>>84184909
eh the thing about Torture is we usually outsourced that crap to third world hell holes we kept on black books. Why our military ever bothered I don't know, it's a waste of time and money, damaging to morale, and makes us look bad.
It's counter productive. Why bother abusing a VR machine that can create a perfect illusion when you can just present a gaslighting scenario that destroys someone's sense of reality and then have them give you what you want?
it's a really unimaginative and blunt use of a technology that Interrogators would wet themselves over having.
>women are le strong
>black "french"man
>implying we'd need to invade after weedman crashes their economy
fucking kek they really are delusional
>>84184885
We already buy most of our oil from Mexico and Canada. Why would water be any different?
>>84184840
>stop bringing common sense into this liberal anti-war, anti-america fantasy comic.
Wow, it took long enough for the butthurt /pol/ yanks to show up. You guys save the shitposting till the end alright?
>>84184893
The USSA also had more justifiable reasons for invading even if they were being assholes. Chinese were seizing alaska and Canadians were actively sabotaging their war effort out of fear of being conquered next.
which lead to them being conquered next.
>>84184957
Hoth storm troopers?
>>84184939
>It's counter productive.
Yeah, see, so many people say this about torture, and it's flat-out wrong.
Although, calling water boarding 'torture' is pretty inflammatory. If you want to see what real torture is like, watch some ISIS videos.
>>84184966
>near constant complaining about the storytime an anon took the time to do
>accuses other anon of shit posting
kys
>>84184888
Oh boy now I get why this comic made so many Americans angry
>>84184937
He can't write people. Only the same 6 character types.
>>84184484
>This peaceful place
Krypton literally blew up it was so unstable.
The Kryptonians didn't send no one, Jor-L gave his son a one-way ticket to Earth, or as you put it America, because of how far shit had headed south in Space Canada.
>>84184957
"Jefferson, don't be a dick."
Oh, my sides....
>>84184989
it makes your country look bad, is inhumane and goes against multiple international treaties and basic agreed iupon morality. Nevermind that waterboarding can cause permanent lung damage and has resulted in multiple drowning deaths.
It is bluntly torture, you can torture someone with tickling or sleep production.
It rarely results in useful information and is more useful as a way to punish someone than to get actionable intelligence.
hat brother looks exactly like me
>>84185024
>you can torture someone with tickling or sleep production.
Heh.
Sleep production? Really?
Slow down, binky, your desire to spew your propaganda is making you type so fast you're fucking it all up.
>>84184941
/pol/ please go and stay go
>>84185050
I realize complaining about a poorly drawn gorilla robot being too top heavy to walk around with a missing forelimb is retarded
but this rustles my jimmies.
>>84185073
>all the main characters are women
>because black people can magically become french
>because the canadian dollar is not crashing and their economy is not weak as fuck
don't worry kiddo you'll figure out the real world eventually.
Meet AMBERU CANUCKBAR!
>>84185135
I'm sort of left wondering what the end game here is. The plucky rebels are going to need a serious deus ex machina to survive this.
honestly this story is paper thin and all the nice art in the world can't hide that.
>>84185147
ALLAHU ACKBAR!
>>84185147
Nation of Peace every one
>>84185135
>We're infiltrating an enemy vessel
>Lets waste time on idle chit chat
I appreciate the storytime OP, but this is really bad.
The art is pretty gud, tho
>>84185144
Aw, hell yeah, nothing like a good, old-fashioned pump-action to get shit done.
>>84185084
There is no need to be upset
Also
>Poorly drawn
You what?
>>84185147
Do you get 72 bags of milk in Canadian Paradise?
>>84185171
Poorly Drawn Gorilla Robot.
These are the laziest, most derivitve scifi designes I've ever seen. The stuff on the troopers looks nice but this artist has no business drawing mecha.
>>84185147
Man this bitch is crazy
>>84185189
They look fucking great to me, I honestly don't get what your beef is.
>>84185228
Are we getting a big reveal that the Americans weren't so bad after all?
>>84185242
His beef is autism, anon.
>>84185242
I think they look bad, welcome to aesthetics. Maybe ditch the gorilla arms for guns, I was always fond of battletechs mechs. Feels like the gorilla mechs are trying to straddle some east/west line and aren't enough of either to look good.
whatever. What kind of mechs do you like?
Here's your canuckbar lards.
>>84185248
>Like your mom?
>>84185281
delet that image fucker
>>84184729
How would you know that the train was originally canadian otherwise?
THe other options are superior, unremovable canadian paint, and will to piss off people, as >>84184758 pointed.
>>84185285
This entire storyline strikes me as nonsensical. Then again I play a lot of Civ and when I think 'we're running out of drinking water' my first response is 'build water refineries' not 'occupy my neighbors and steal their water."
Steve Skroce designs (from the end of issues #1 and #2)
This is my first storytime of this month... and also the first storytime of a completed (mini)series in one fell swoop of July 2016.
One the next Canada Day next year I suggest you to storytime some Chapterhouse Comics.
>>84185287
>"We did it Patrick, we saved the city!"
That's a wrap.
Remember to bump so this thread will last all Canada Day long.
>>84185317
wolf robot from metal gear
>>84185322
I am 90% certain that dude in the chair is shockingly similar to a piece of fallout 3 concept art.
Thanks for the storytime anon.
I really enjoyed it, despite the asshole posting pictures, or despite the autistic anons complaining about the mechs or the plausibility of the comic. Seriously, /co/ sure was a bag of dicks tonight.
Wow, and people say burgers are full of ourselves.
>>84185316
You're not playing the USA mod with the War Profiteer patch.
>>84185356
>despite the asshole posting pictures
Actually three.
>>84185356
>someone posts a comic
>don't expect people to comment on it for good or bad
Thanks OP, that sure was, uh, something.
>>84185316
Do you know what a metaphor is?
>>84185356
>Seriously, /co/ sure was a bag of dicks tonight.
Heh, you should have seen the storytime for that super-human World War two "Nazi's win everything" comic a while back.
Or, hell, any Storytime Of Pain.
This sure is a pretty book, but the story is really kind of stupid.
>>84185287
>America just leaves
>implying it wouldn't result in scorch earth
Withdrawing from Vietnam is not like withdrawing from a neighbor. All this means is dead Canadians.
>>84185293
>trudeaus
kek enjoy your dollar value and enjoy being cucked by mexicans swarming in with the new visa bullshit
america is dead and so is canada
>honest review
>art was ok
>was alittle slow and felt hamfisted
>plot was nonsensical
5/10
>>84185357
The shitposting in this thread proves this remains true.
>>84185356
>stop having discussion in a storytime thread guys
Thanks OP. As an yurofag, this was very entertaining.
>>84185396
There's metaphor, and there's raving evangelist.
>>84184376
>a.k.a who are the real idiots in the end: the comic #149
Even if the answer in the comic is "the Amerifats" the actual answer in real life is always the canadians
>>84185080
Why would someone who is observing the ineptitude of speaking up in front of the enemy, speak up in front of the enemy?
>>84185758
Because he's an American and they will never waste an opportunity to boast.
>>84185771
dohohohohohohoshut up
>>84185068
I think he probably was referring to sleep deprivation, which has been used as a well known torture method through history.
>>84184408
>Ottawa blown up
And nothing of value was lost
