Welcome to the salty spitoon, how lewd are ya?
>>84184249
not vary, good bye.
>>84184249
I have an entire folder dedicated to pretty women I'd cuddle... and another for those whom I'd marry!
>>84184249
I have a folder of justhand holding
>>84184252
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>>84184303
YOURE ALL REJECTED, GET OUTTA HERE!!!!
>>84184249
I'm so tough, I play Overwatch with a controller.
>>84184328
THIS IS ABOUT BEING LEWD, NOT TOUGH!!!!
>>84184341
I only play it with one hand.
>>84184341
That's not even tough! It's just kinda stupid.
>>84184360
Oh sorry, right this way.
I'm so lewd, I once had sex with an ordinary girl!
I'm so lewd I fapped to my waifu with no apologies!
>>84184426
Get out you fucking normie!
>>84184439
Go right ahead.
>>84184249
I read Four Leaf Lover and its sequel.And happily fapped to them!
>>84184249
How lewd am I?
How LEWD am I?!
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast...With semen for milk.
>>84184249
I'm so lewd that I'm fapping right now without breaking eye contact!
>>84184249
This lewd
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>>84184532
Cone on in friends.
>>84184249
I'm so lewd they my babysitting handbook is labeled Operation 110-Montauk
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>>84184548
Alright you pass.
>>84184569
OKAY OKAY YOU CAN COME IN YOU PASS
>>84184569
Jesus Christ
>>84184463
In the missionary position, with the lights off and for the purpose of procreation.
Afterwards we cuddled andheld hands.
>>84184789
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>84184249
I fap to this animation
>>84184303
Post 'em
>>84184569
THE SCARLET KING KNOWS ALL
I'm so tough I have my porn folder on my work computers desktop
>>84184892
Tough abd lewd? Come one right along sir.
>>84184249
I'm so lewd I have a folder for women I don't fap to.
I'm so lewd I jerk off a minimum 3 times a day.without any lube
>>84184249
How lewd am I? How lewd am I?!
I watch badly received shows on the off chance of finding new background waifus
http://pastebin.com/a88zqWpj
this lewd
How lewd am I? I cyber stalk a girl I like and found her lewd tumblr. She doesn't even know I exist.
>>84184249
They had to blur out everything that comes next.
I'm so lewd I only fap to vanilla pov preferably animated
>>84184249
>salty spitoon
>not slutty spitoon since you ask for lewdness
ONE FUCKING JOB OP
>>84185968
>not realising why a "salty" spittoon would be inherently lewd
I hope you get turned away at the door, just for that.
>>84185968
Uh... what bodily fluid do you think is FILLING that spitoon?
Also, I'm in a lewd Eclipse Phase game as a big-assed Martian loli that mind-rapes people into loving her.
>>84185792
Do most people really fap with lube? I've always ever fapped dry.
my internet died out one day so i decided to draw boobs on stars and fap to them
>>84186004
Honestly I've only ever heard about in media. I only recently learned from this site that the cutfags require lube.
>>84185792
>>84186004
How limited your horizons for masturbation must be. I bet you've never stuck a vibrating plug in your ass and a strapped a handful of bullet vibes to your shaft.
>>84185885
you're one of millions, anon. it's okay.
>>84186026
i'm a cutfag. I never use lube.
>>84186020
you don't even have a porn folder or at least one picture in case of emergency?
>>84185968
>always see "Salt Life" stickers
>always looked like "Slut Life" to me
>refuse to read it as anything else
Life is more fun this way.
>>84186046
>I bet you've never stuck a vibrating plug in your ass and a strapped a handful of bullet vibes to your shaft.
How lewd am I? HOW LEWD AM I?
I had sex last night.
...
With my waifu pillow...
>>84184249
i had my dick sucked a few years back
