Why did it bomb, /co/?
Waited too long and made Jessica Alba too important. Eva's tits were aces though
>>84180439
Because it wasn't good. It needed more Eva tits desu. Alba tits would have been GOAT.
>>84180439
Because of the loss in novelty of concept.
No marketing, I wasn't even aware it was out until a camrip showed up on one of my feeds
>>84180439
I don't know, but real talk
J.g.L was fucking tops, noir is a niche not many people can pull off without looking like they are doing it sarcastically/ironically but my god was great
It absolutely took too long to get made. Marv was still good. JGL's storyline was pretty fun. Brolin's Dwight was kinda meh. And as much as I like seeing Senator Roark get what's coming to him, Nancy's whole story just wasn't that good.
Quick, post what you think are the best noir comics with hard boiled detectives/PI's and no good good dirty rotten skirts who would steal your heart quicker than johnny oil fingers at a casino
Josh brolin
Overall felt more bland than the last one. JGL's story started good but the end was extremely disappointing. It feels like he was meant to kill Roark but Miller changed his mind later on to have Nancy kill him, which sucks because having his own son kill him would've been more poetic.
Also I feel like the action scenes and the cgi were nowhere near as well done. Overall just felt more dull.
>>84180439
Way too fucking late and judging from the trailers the visuals took a turn for the worse
Allstate Insurance Man <<<< MCD
>>84180439
Jessica Alba wouldn't show her tits because her dad was still alive.
>>84180439
The complete irrelevance of the Gambler story line also happened to be the most interesting part of the movie, also it had a totally unsatisfactory ending.
Seriously. Who gives a shit about Nancy?
>>84180439
Because it was too perfect. So-called "fans" didn't get it.
>>84180439
Will Alita: Battle Angel save Rodriguez's directorial career?
>>84180439
It wasn't, it was just more of the same.
Same goes for 300 2 it was just an extention of the original 300.
Easy, it was shit.
I couldn't stop laughing when a grieving Roark kept looking at a picture on his desk and a portrait of his son as the Yellow Bastard.