What /co/ characters would you let babysit your children?
>>84179042
Not Batman, especially if my child was a dark haired male
Chil...dren?
>>84179094
But he'll teach them to be athletic and flexible.
>>84179042
Wolverine
>>84179389
It's like you want my hypothetical child to get molested
>>84179042
Probably Squirrel Girl
>>84179512
Batman can teach them the art of stealth. You can't molest what you can't find.
>>84179544
>twenty-six panels
>only the Nighthawk one is funny
It's like Bendis' whole body of work in microcosm.
>>84179042
Professor Utonium
Alfred is the only correct choice.
>>84180030
Because Batman turned out so great.
>>84179555
But what if Batman turns them gay
>>84179713
And the Nighthawk one was just him quoting everyone on the internet from the time he started writing the Avengers. (Particularly after Civil War, with the New Avengers mooching off Doctor Strange)
>>84180128
Dick and Damian turned out alright
>>84179544
>Machine Man actually mentions Nextwave
and is that Paste Pot Pete in the 7th panel
>>84179544
I thought Deadpool was great with kids
>>84180030
>BATS CAN LICK HANDS TOO
>>84180128
As long as no one shoots you in an alley they'll be fine.
>>84180303
Ehhhh
>>84180249
Was Nextwave canon or what?
>>84180380
No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Sort of.
It was never intended to be, but it got so popular that they keep forcing it to fit in with regular continuity.
>>84180380
It originally wasn't canon, but when Monica popped back up she mentioned a crazy adventure that was nextwave
and in one of the recent deadpool issues they go to a decommissioned h.a.t.e. facility
>>84180380
It wasn't when that page was written, but Ewing made it into not!Beyonders fucking with the team
Although Machine Man always seemed to remember it
>>84180502
Didn't Supes leave him in Phantom Zone or something.
>>84180565
He belonged there.
I'm going with the best wight in centuries, Duane.
Hellboy, the Goon or Nick Fury.
Any child I have is gonna need all the toughening up they can get.
>>84179042
Hi Ian, how're you handling the election aftermath
>>84179544
what the fuck is going on
Who's the fat half-daredevil-half-wolverine guy?
Why is Molly from Runaways there?
>>84180128
>Because Batman turned out so great.
Considering Bruce Wayne didn't turn into a drug-addicted playboy who ran his company into the ground, plus he's juggling two lives and usually manages to hold both together-
-I'd say Alfred did his fucking job pretty well.
>>84182899
I love that comic. I think it's better than the movie itself, honestly.
Samurai wisdom
>>84179190
Almost lost the word there, didn't you?
Afro or Jack.
My kid will probably see several people die in horrible ways, but he'll learn how to fight.
As scary as he is, Frank would probably be a good babysitter.
>>84179042
is this seriously how young justice is the whole time? i'm up to episode 5 and megan is already annoying
>>84184642
It's only going to get worse.
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