The Blob knocks on your door and asks to use your bathroom.He is polite about it but you can see by the way he is acting it is a bad #2. What do you do?
>>84164450
Blob's a bro. He knows what he's like. If he beefs it, there's a plunger in there and I know he'd take care of it.
>>84164450
Luckily, I live on the second floor so I know he won't take the stairs, and even if he did I'm sure he'd fall through the thin wooden balcony.
But for the sake of arguments, I would politely tell him that my bathroom is very small and he'd likely not fit through the door. He's what, 9 feet tall and 800+ pounds, usually? Yeah, no way is that fitting through my door.
I hide and refuse to answer the door in the first place.
>>84164471
>Blob's a bro.
See I don't know that he is. In alternate universes he's always eating people.
If he can fit and sorts everything out himself then I might, but on the condition he sets up a meeting with Magneto, or the Brotherhood in general.
>>84164450
Let a mutie in. Never know when Magneto will try and kill everyone again and he clears me off the list.
Tell him he's a big guy.
I'm sorry, good sir, but I don't have a bathroom. I usually just shit behind my neighbor's azelia bushes.
>>84164450
If nothing can move the Blob, can his bowel movement be stopped?
What if I live in India?
>>84166390
then its just par to the course for you
>>84164450
I move The Blob.
What if its a de-powered blob
>>84164450
He couldn't even fit through my door.
>>84164678
>"CRAVENNESS HUMAN, THESE FACILITIES YOU DEEM RESTRICTED TO YOUR SUPERIORS, THOSE YOU FEEL ARE NOT WORTH EVEN THE AMENITIES A "REAL" HUMAN TAKES FOR GRANTED NOW BELONG TO THE BROTHERHOOD, AND YOU SHALL BE MADE AN EXAMPLE FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS. BLOB, LEAVE HIM IN THE ROOM WHILE YOU PROCEED WITH YOUR BUSINESS."
>>84166533
And he succeeds in killing himself in your bathroom now you really have a mess
>>84166885
>LEAVE HIM IN THE ROOM WHILE YOU PROCEED WITH YOUR BUSINESS.
Dear god, no.
>>84166885
ERIC NO
Blob opens the door when hes finished
>BY GOD THE SMELL ARRRGGGGG
>>84165787
If nothing moves the Blob, how can his bowels be moved?
I'd allow it, and then secretly film him.
>>84164450
I'd tell him he can just use my mouth instead.
I'd do it (apparently we know each other enough for him to ask to use my bathroom) but then try to get him to agree to go on a date with me because hes good looking imo
>>84166390
>What if I live in India?
I don't understand what makes it so different?
Are the bathrooms in India too small or something?
>>84169106
>Are the bathrooms in India too small or something?
What bathrooms?
>>84169106
They don't have restrooms.
>>84169106
DESIGNATED
>>84164450
My toilet is a low-flow that barely flushes.
...I'd totally let him use it, since I'm renting, and I really want a new goddamn toilet.
>>84169380
SHITTING
>>84169106
>>84167054
He can move himself.
>>84164450
Has rogue ever absorbed Blobs powers? ....I need to see this happen.
>>84172020
I...uh, need to see this too. For reasons.
>>84164450
Remind him that I live in India and point him to the designated street.
