In honor of #HeterosexualPrideDay post your favorite /co/ hetero couples. Note: no gays allowed.
and as expected of /co/ it's empty
>>84152215
Goodnight everybody!
>music sting, iris out
>>84152215
no, /co/ is the new tumblr
there's never any dialogue for the straight
>no gays allowed
Then leave, OP.
>>84152147
Zutara was better.
>>84152147
>Heterosexual pride day
Isn't that every day?
>>84152147
>#HeterosexualPrideDay
stop oppresing me you fucking white cis male
Is this an OTP thread?
>>84152147
>Note: no gays allowed.
That goes without saying, but raises another point.
What if it's on that Mystique, Xavin shit where it's a chick with a functional dick or a dude with a working pussy.
>>84152386
Ha, people still do this joke?
best couple coming through
>>84152147
>first reaction: heh, only fair! this'll be nice
>within a few seconds: wait.. no. let's not be like them. christ, that's not going to accomplish anything
>next: hang on, this is a joke isn't it
>>84152387
Mystique is okay. I was okay with the idea of her being kurt's dad.. maybe.
>>84152469
honey, there's already a gay thread so why not post there
>>84152147
>#HeterosexualPrideDay
That is a lot of butthurt.
>>84152540
i don't think 'pride' is ever okay
but can we just have like, normalcy? like can we just say that ours is the majority, it's the way nature generally works, and the other way is the different one that's not the same one?
>>84152540
People in majority groups get uncomfortable when things aren't about them for once
>>84152586
look this isn't like being left-handed here. this is more like.. vegetarianism. i think that's the best comparison
i'm not okay with vegetarians. i have plenty of friends that don't eat meat, but i'm sick of the pushy ones that try to support their bullshit.. trying to make out it's normal or natural in any way.. giving me pseudoscience about our intestines. i know they're wrong, i resent them having their own restaurants and i laugh at their options on menus, but I'm not going to start lynching them or ramming meat down their throats, so how am i the bad guy?
>>84152540
it's fun seeing someone not getting the joke
>>84152428
>Barda not princess-carrying Scott
did she just catch a cement truck with her face and need a nap or is there another good reason for this
>>84152561
my brother from another mother
>>84152644
>i resent them having their own restaurants
Fucking why?
There are more than enough meat-only restaurants in the world. It doesn't impede you in any way for them to have their own facilities to have a guaranteed meal.
>>84152663
Sometimes a giant woman just wants to be held.
>>84152581
It's a very political era ours. Perhaps the most so since the 80s. Most talk about minorities and parasexualities consist in gaining political power rather than actually supporting anybody.
>>84152649
With /pol/ and tumblr in the same universe i am not sure who is making a joke and who is talking seriously.
>>84152644
Your metaphor us shit because gays have been killed for being gay, and heterosexual culture has been crammed down their throats
It's one day. Heterosexuals are still the center of attention for the other 364
>>84152680
No they probably have the same mother
>>84152581
>i don't think 'pride' is ever okay
Pride in this instance is something done IN REACTION to a culture that attempts to shame you.
As long as there is discrimination, there must always be pride to assert itself.
Regardless of whether or not it bothers you, pride is necessary.
>>84152147
> #HeterosexualPrideDay
Is this a real thing?
>>84152744
You knew this would happen with an OP like that
>>84152586
People in a minority consider it oppression when the majority wants to celebrate the thing puts them in the majority.
There is a difference between being exclusive and being oppressive. This isn't even that exclusive, you don't have to be straight to celebrate straight relationships. Try being more open minded.
>>84152517
To trigger you, personally.
>>84152725
you cheeky cunt
>>84152742
>Pride in just existing
Have pride for your own accomplishments, if you have any. Taking pride in an accident of birth is just self aggrandizing.
>>84152770
The majority celebrates what makes it the majority EVERY OTHER DAY
>>84152837
No. We don't. You're projecting.
>>84152756
it's real and there are countless snowflakes taking it seriously
>>84152707
I say Tumblr is not taking the joke since they are taking the bait
Royalty/Commoner is best ship.
>>84152723
Holy fucking shit tumblr. Who let you on here? Go back to your safespace you triggered little shit
>>84152801
you didn't accomplish your goal then as I was reminding you of a different thread
>>84152837
Straight White Males aren't ashamed of the fact they are straight, white, and male, so they must be celebrating it, and thus oppressing me for being different.
>>84152865
No seriously
Go see a movie today, there's probably a heterosexual romance. Some of the most iconic parts of comic books are heterosexual romances. You take a walk in the park, you'll probably see several heterosexual couples being openly affectionate
>>84152933
>People are kissing in the park. They're flaunting their heterosexuality
Their expressing it. Not celebrating it. People don't go around saying their great because they're straight. And if they do, they're annoying dicks.
>>84152933
And?
>>84152147
KATARA SHOULD BEEN WITH ZUKO GODDAMN IT
>>84153000
>People don't do Y except when they do
Jesus Christ, I fucking hate faggots. Why cant we just give these degenerates their own city to live in? Then maybe we could rid the world of most of them once and for all.
PSIt's a Choice
In honor of the new Mockingbird, my OTP is finally getting a moment.
>>84152869
that's sad
>>84152933
Seeing the majority expressing love for each other and movies showing countless interpretation of that love
>>84153041
>>84153064
I'm still fully confused as to what happened in that book
>>84153067
what is? I fail to comprehend the issue.
>>84153048
The better choice
>>84153153
Taking things seriously, like whats the point
>>84153138
Same but they kissed so Im good
>>84153041
If you think this you have irreparable shit taste.
>>84153041
Nearly 10 years later and STILL mad.
It's never not gonna be delicious.
>people posting gay in hetero thread
Why does this always happen?
>>84153271
Because their sexuality is literally all they have and without it their lives are meaningless.
>#HeterosexualPrideDay
Isn't that just a gag and it's really about gay pride today?
>>84153048
stop being so asshurt already and get over it.
>>84153303
No, it started as a joke and all the tumblrites started freaking out and cried oppression that straight people actually are proud of being straight.
Or something.
Aw
>>84153271
This is 4chan, we pride ourselves on being contrarian assholes
>>84153214
I was just answering their questions because I have seen what people have been saying
>>84153330
An artist I follow posted a picture of SU's Garnet wearing a rainbow striped bikini saying it was for "HeterosexualPrideDay"
I'm a tiny bit confused where the irony/sarcasm/whatever lays, since that's obviously for gay pride.
Holy fuck, what is wrong with this board? A bunch of wankers getting triggered by someone saying no gays allowed. Why even come to a chan site if you're going to cry about the same shit tumblr champions? It's like this board is completely detached from the rest of this site. Kill yourselves.
>>84153271
Because they feel the need to rub their sexuality in people's faces, duh
>>84152837
No heterosexual person says "YES I'M SO PROUD THAT I'M ATTRACTED TO WOMEN/ MEN WOOOO", you dumb cunt.
>all these opposing posts getting deleted
Even the mods are fucking tumblr, jesus fuck.
it's going to be an interesting day when this pile of consumerist materialism and endless ideological bickering known as western "''"""""civilization""""""" collapses. Maybe what succeeds it will actually be interesting.
>>84153409
I sort of look forward to that day.
Maybe gays will go back to being silent, then.
>>84153271
you told them to do something so now they have to do the exact opposite
>>84153369
There are a lot of gay people here
>>84152147
god straight people are so whiny
>>84153474
He's like 13 years younger than her when you
think about it. That's pretty wild.
>>84153479
Shits and Giggles
From what I'm seeing people can't take a joke
>>84153515
In a post-apocalyptic scenario, gays won't have a place in any new society. They can't produce offspring. They're useless.
>>84153500
>tongue-in-cheek
>on a website dominated by meme nazis
there is no tongue-in-cheek on 4chan.
>>84153479
Because they feel this whole thread is a notion of belittling them.
>>84152274
But Zuko is forAzula
>>84153503
>Straight couples thread
>Let me shit it up with non-straight images then call them whiny.
Literally end your life, faggot.
>>84153468
So does that end badly, i feel like that ends badly.
>>84153536
Wouldn't it make more sense if gays were the ruling class
Not encumbered by basal instincts to breed and have families that they prioritize over others, they'd be more efficient in making decisions
The only reason they don't make more decisions is because they are discriminated against constantly
>>84153468
So being gay means you automatically have to be a sensitive little faggot that can't allow anyone else to have a discussion that isn't about them? The fact that all these posts are just being deleted really says something about the state of this board. Pathetic.
>>84153546
I pity them. It must be so stressful to have to seek constant affirmation of their terrible decisions to not feel depressed.
>>84153527
No, he's actually 4 years younger. He was born in 32 BBY and Ahsoka was born in 36 BBY
>>84153565
>>84152274
>>84153591
>The fact that all these posts are just being deleted really says something about the state of this board. Pathetic.
What state would that be?
Because maybe you are confusing /co/ with /b/ or /pol/ or assuming that just because this is 4chan you're supposed to be as cruel and mean as possible and should get away with it without anyone saying otherwise
>>84153591
Being gay automatically makes you a whiny piece of shit with nothing better to do than to whine that you're oppressed.
It's how these things go.
>>84153624
I'm still mad.
>>84152215
first reply is always the best
>>84153657
Someone doesn't get the joke.
>>84153647
>number of threads on /co/ where gays are complaining about how whiny straights are: 0
>number of threads on /co/ where straights are complaining about how why gays are: 1
you don't belong here
>>84153682
>you're not laughing, that means you didn't get the joke
it's a shitty joke
you're a poor comedian
posting reaction images doesn't make you more correct, even though you desperately want to be
this is all cancer
>>84153657
I honestly don't give a shit that you faggots have a month to feel all special about being unnatural. When you cunts come and shit up a thread that isn't about you, then it becomes fucking annoying.
>>84153684
This thread wasn't originally about that. But you faggots had to barge in and whine that not everyone is talking about you all the fucking time.
>>84153594
>somebody post fag pairing
>people getting their balls in a knot
You know you've hit rock bottom when even tumblr can out meme you
>>84153684
There are so many gay threads vs straight
>>84153468
Shit, Skeletor got game. I read that in his voice and I'm still a little moist.
>>84153711
There's a gay thread.
Go to it.
>>84153707
>>84153711
Stop being so goddamn sensitive about everything, faglord.
>>84153710
>This thread wasn't originally about that. But you faggots had to barge in and whine that not everyone is talking about you all the fucking time.
>implying heterosexualpride isn't exactly that
you're doing the equivalent of plugging up your ears and saying "lalalalala"
>>84153633
There are multiple retards in this thread spouting about how oppressed they are and you're whining about how mean 4chan is. The entire site's culture has never been for sensitive leftists, no matter how much you scream about /pol/ being "cruel". I've never seen the thousands of husbando threads diverge into a discussion about the rights of straight people with heterosexuals posting heterosexual couples. Just fuck off to your own safespace.
>>84153759
I'm not talking about some stupid fucking hashtag. This thread is about favorite hetero pairings.
You know, normal human relationships?
>>84153664
>Wonder Boy Birthday Happy
I don't care about the gays, and I'm not interested in homosexual activities.
Does that hurt the gays?
>>84153765
/pol/ is cancerous reddit board that everyone hates like /b/ /tv/ and /v/
>>84153791
Yeah. They are literally shaking right now because you don't like what they like.
It's unimaginable to them.
>>84153791
Yes, gays are like Faeries everytime you don't care another one dies.
>>84153765
>The entire site's culture has never been for sensitive leftists
You're implying that this site's culture has been for a specific political standing, which is the most wrong thing in this thread so far
Really this site is just for people who liked anime and were ostracized at school and then it expanded from there
4chan isn't your safe space
you can't get anymore mad about gays posting in your precious straight thread and calling you a bigot than gays can at you calling them faggots and insisting that you aren't actually discriminating against them because you didn't mean it
>>84153791
Why would it?
>>84153737
But I don't even like gay pairings
You people are literally getting butthurt'd by people deliberately posting homo.
"No gays allowed", what do you think was gonna happen? It's like making a "characters that aren't for sexual" thread and then getting bootyblasted because people are intentionally posting lewds
>>84153796
I don't care. I don't visit /pol/ at all. I'm talking about the entire site, not just one spectrum of it that offends you.
>>84153783
>This thread is about favorite hetero pairings
>>84152147
>In honor of #HeterosexualPrideDay
>>84153835
>post your favorite /co/ hetero couples.
>>84153791
STOP OPPRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84153826
They'll make Harley Quinn even MORE of a lesbian in response.
>>84153850
But i'm bored and have nothing better to do.
>>84153835
>getting triggered by an offhanded obvious fucking joke
Man oh man, you guys are absolutely pathetic.
Just because
>>84153842
>because of #HeterosexualPrideDay
if #HeterosexualPrideDay didn't exist, there wouldn't be a straight thread right now
keep putting your hands over your eyes while playing pretend
>straight pairing thread
Yes! Love it.
>some dumb hashtag because straight people got triggered by pride month
Nah. Us straight people are doing alright as it is. LGBT Pride isn't about being proud of how you were born. It's about being proud of not giving in to homophobia and shit. That's why it doesn't make sense to have a straight pride day. It doesn't have the right social context for it to be needed.
>>84153895
>starting a huge pathetic argument because people started posting gay couples in your straight thread
this is you:
>Waaaaaaaah, I'm not mad you're mad
>booo hoo hoo, I'm not crying you are
>>84153757
I think you misunderstood my post, mate.
People are literally trolling you retards by posting gay pics. Im just telling you to stop taking the bait. How dense can you get?
>>84153918
Nah, I'm gonna keep using it because it triggers tumblr (and a lot of /co/, apparently)
Too damn sensitive.
>no gays allowed.
ok
I have a theory.
Both the people posting the gay shit, and those apparently angry about people posting gay shit.
Are the same people.
>>84153479
Welcome to /co/mblr.
>>84153948
Shouldn't you do it on tumblr then?
>>84153857
Wut
>>84153857
I for one am annoyed Harley Quinn is bisexual now.
It's just so low-hanging fruit.
>>84153542
Why was my post deleted?
Did you report it?
Really mods/janitors, that's all it takes to get a post deleted? Fuck yourselves, you heavy handed, thin skinned faggots.
>>84154000
>>(and a lot of /co/, apparently)
>but it triggers all of tumblr
so go back to tumblr, stupid
>>84153987
He already is :^)
>>84152147
>>84153814
I'm not saying it's for a specific political standing. I said sensitive leftists, you mongoloid. Key word being sensitive. Why would anyone be a bigot for posting straight couples? What the fuck is your last sentence even about? You're just projecting your insecurities. I never even mentioned anything to do with the word faggot or being called a bigot.
>>84153987
But this is /co/mblr, anon.
>>84154043
>I'm not saying it's for a specific political standing.
>I said sensitive leftists
what an retard
>The day tumblr made /pol/ butthurt
>>84154072
And then you completely disregard the next part of my post. Again. Well done.
Spiderman attracts a lot of ladies
>>84154047
>I'm already here though, why leave?
>I'll keep doing this to piss people off
>but I'm not going to piss everyone off, just specific people in a smaller demographic
>but I'm not doing this I'M mad, but because other people are mad
things a person who's mad would say, 500
>>84153684
>number of straight posts in gay thread: 0
>number of gay posts in straight thread: 50+
Really makes you think
>>84154108
How does this even have anything to do with /pol/? Why does everyone literally always deflect to /pol/? Is /pol/ keyword for "thing I disagree with"?
>>84154113
>I accept that I am a retard, but you should still pay attention to the ramblings of a retard
double the retard, same price
>>84154126
>Really makes you think
That the people in this thread are huge hypocrites for getting upset that gay people are posting in their thread, but then saying gay people shouldn't be so sensitive when straight people try to do something for themselves
>>84154055
>>84154163
>>84153996
>>84153963
please stop posting these
it's making me uncomfortable
>>84154149
simply epic, you pwnd me real hard by closing your eyes and ears crying "LALALALALA".
>>84154189
No one would be complaining if homos didn't try to get a rise out of other people simply because they don't want to be a part of their mental illness.
>>84153935
That was my first post in the thread, you sensitive little dyke.
>>84154193
My genuine question is why
>>84154196
>epic
nice memes
your posts are getting disregarded because you're a retard
but you're too much of a retard to understand that people only talk to retards when they want them do something, like leave
so leave
>>84154193
Ha ha. Epic. You sure showed those SJWs.
>>84154235
just stop posting them
>somebody makes a thread for straight couples
>thread gets flooded with butthurt
Gotta love /co/.
>>84154189
I'm not asking anything of you except to post things that are on-topic you straw-manning sperg
>>84154237
>calls the word epic a "meme" when he spams the word "retard"
simply epic
more gay pls
>>84154251
I said why
This thread just proves the presence of Tumblr on /co/, gay anons would never have gotten bothered by such a thread they've always been very chill, but the fem anons from Tumblr?
Thread speaks for itself.
>>84154299
PLEASE STOP
im trying to be nice
ill just leave the thread if you wont be nice in return
>>84154144
Well, it's usually /pol/ the ones who chimp out about gays and the whole degeneracy thing; and seeing as all it took was a couple homo pics to get the few original posters of the thread mad enough to completely derail the thread even tho it was pretty clear the homo pics were bait.
>>84154259
>POST ON TOPIC THINGS
>posts reaction images instead of things that are actually on topic
it's a shit thread made for the purposes of shitposting
if OP actually wanted straight couples, he'd just make a "favorite pairings/ship thread"
>>84154299
>>84154323
Both of you know the other isn't sincere so why do you continue? It's like having two chatbots talk to each other. It's pointless. You're not trolling anyone and you know it.
>>84154323
I just want to know the reason
Isn't there a gay thread up already? Am I missing something? What does posting gay couples in a hetero thread even achieve? I'm not seeing people posting hetero in that thread.
>>84154357
it's a war of attrition
it's not about anything other than being right
one of them is going to stop posting and the other is going to feel superior for outshitposting the other
>>84154144
>Is /pol/ keyword for "thing I disagree with"?
Yes, but of a slightly different tint than tumblr.
>>84154351
But there are multiple posts in this thread of people just posting hetero pictures getting deleted and then a lot of people whining about OP using that hashtag.
>>84154386
That sounds like a very not fun game.
>>84154357
Next time, I will keep that in mind to avoid questioning
Back to posting
>>84154308
Unfortunately I think you're right
In this ITT thread: We post cartoons that really make us LOL out loud! I'll start :^)
>gay thread on page 9 about to 404 because no-one is posting images there
>haha ill post it in the hetero thread instead, im an ebin troll :^)
Well uh, ok.
>>84154406
>post getting deleted
gee, you think it may be because it's the same people shitposting to produce maximum butthurt?
Jesus Christ this is a textbook example of trolling, it's like you people are fresh off from reddit
>>84154515
I don't get it. You keep posting this stuff when no-one's even reacting to it any more. You're not trolling anyone here, you're just bumping a thread you dislike whilst 404ing the actual gay thread that no-one's posting in.
>>84154550
Why did
>>84152561
or
>>84152417
get deleted?
>>84154550
Tell me how any of these were shitposting:
>>84152417
>>84152561
>>84152577
>>84152744
>>84152776
>>84152901
It's just people posting straight couples and getting their posts deleted.
>>84152723
>Heterosexuals are still the center of attention for the other 364
Or maybe there should be no "pride" day and faggotry should be played as normal instead of a big fucking deal requiring its own parade
>>84153271
Because /co/ is gay and you better accept your tumblr overlords now
>gay thread
>no straight allowed
>goes smoothly
>straight thread
>no gay allowed
>gay posted
I wonder who the problem is
>>84154819
The people who only want a straight ship thread if it can be about how not gay they are? It's not hard to make a real straight thread. You KNOW this thread wasn't made out of a sincere desire for one.
>>84155063
>You KNOW this thread wasn't made out of a sincere desire for one.
OP here. Nothing gets past you, anon. :^)
>>84155063
What happened in life for you to get so triggered over harmless jokes? There's been so many threads with the phrase "no straights allowed" and this never happens. You're making a situation out of nothing.
>>84155114
Why does Elsa even need a relationship in the first place?
>>84155121
I actually don't get what you're talking about. Did you mean to reply to me?
>>84155063
>this thread said to post straight couples but OP didn't REALLY want us to post straight couples, it was all an elaborate ruse by straight male illuminati
another simply ebin post by anon
>>84155114
why was this deleted?
>>84155171
I'm talking about the OP post being a joke, you retard. See, you even failed to see it as a topical joke and instead chose to view it as an attack on you.
>>84155114
>another post getting deleted
why
>>84155240
>instead chose to view it as an attack on you
I'm talking about this part. This part doesn't apply to me. Your reading comprehension isn't great.
>>84155275
>talking about reading comprehension when he couldn't comprehend a joke
lol ok
>>84155307
>saving face
Okay friend. I couldn't comprehend a joke. Whatever you say.
>>84152723
oh everyone's been killed and harrassed. i got it growing up, nobody's sympathetic for me. and tons of harmless shit i'm into is still not only illegal but forbidden to even talk about
>>84152251
Why won't anyone think of the poor, oppressed straight people
They have it SO hard
