Is Minerva doomed to live a sad and lonely life unable to settle down due to her vain personality, greed, and terrible sense of humor?
>>84146926
Actually, I found her puns quite amusing.
Eh, I can sort of see her settling down with Wilford even outside of his werewolf form.
>>84146926
She has high standards and very clingy towards the alpha male. She will never have no one at the end.
>>84146926
Yes.
>>84146926
If a hot mink is desperate to fuck you why aren't you giving her the dick?
>>84146926
Minerva is a horrible person. Her only luck is being hot.
>>84148034
The alpha males have more standards than her, she was too clingy and annoying.
>>84148034
Question of the day right there
>>84148034
Not OP, but the thing is: she is good for a fuck, but nowhere good for girlfriend and even less marriage material.
>>84147976
The thing is, you would fuck her. But would she fuck you? and acknowledged your existence?
>>84148099
I'm fairly certain she just wants to fuck and suck, and your name better be Chuck.
>>84148099
>people hate puns this muchYeah,I know the clinging is a thing too.
>>84146926
The answer is yes, but she deserves it, she is a shitty person. Maybe someday someone will see past her looks (or she'll just get old) and she'll be forced to change, though. It's because everyone gives her a pass for her looks that she is shitty, unbearable, and probably not really that happy. That's sort of the theme of her shorts.
>>84148112
Probably not.
But all I have to do is pretend she doesn't exist and she'll be begging for it.
>>84148230
I honestly can't think of a better way to die,
>>84148230
>Spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.png
F
>never
>>84148068
Confirmed
>>84148365
>fucking brutal
>>84146926
she is hot and can find a rich husband without problems.
>>84148620
This. The best she can hope to become, is someone's trophy wife.
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>>84147918
Wow, Minerva is what you'd get if r9k made a children's cartoon.
>>84148886
ZOMBIE!
>>84148886
Finally. I was wondering how long it would take. Every Minerva thread like clockwork, /co/.
>>84149038
It's a shame how that guy ruined such a complex and multi-leyered character like Minerva.
>>84149161
Who is this guy and what did he do? I'm not familiar with Animaniacs inner works.
>>84150061
That's Doug Winger. He drew a LOT of Minerva porn, often involving hyper-sized breasts and penises.
And then he died.
F
>>84150181
>>84150061
A LOT is an understatement. I think 75-80% of all Minerva porn was done by him. The guy had a type.
F
>>84148921
No, she doesn't get disemboweled and pooped on by Kermit.
>>84150273
That's if /d/ made a cartoon.
>>84151574
no Minerva would have a cock the size of her head if /d/ made it
Yes.
Karma's a bitch.
>>84151799
See: >>84150181
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