Venomverine!
Where's STORYTIME OF PAIN in title?
>>84139698
I like the idea of these non mutant horsemen but have they explained them at all yet? Like I don't know if the Venom symbiote is famine, war, death, or pestilence. It could be either one.
Booo I am an x-fag and this apocalypse wars thing has been boring as shit.
>>84139728
Literally cashgrab because it has Apocalypse in title. And you can shit out anything because retards will buy it.
>>84139718
Storytime of Purgatory is much better.
the Uncanny and New X books have had good-acceptable apocalypse stories.
What bothers me about this book is you shouldnt take Ernst and Martha to the future if you are not going to make Ernst a good Cassandra Nova.
>>84139767
Based Ernst!
>>84139773
they were in the future for only 1 year.
She is not going to become older as Cassandra in 1 year
>>84139815
I thought it was a very long time since Anole became swole as fuck
>>84139698
That cover is so awful
>>84139823
Anole probably lost his torso in some freak accident, remember what happen to his arm in new x-men ?
That is what happen to him
The Omega World arc concludes next month! More pain incoming!
>>84139829
>>84139856
BAMF OF MURDER
nightcrawler killed moon knight and apocalypse in the same age, and has joined Magneto against the Inhumans in the Civil War II X-Men tie in, and it looks like he will be for the first time in the same team with his mother.
why is this so offensively boring
is it just a paycheck for lemire, he can write good books if he wants to
>>84139879
He sucks dicks with team books. And it's literally paycheck to him, he's last writer they offered to write EXM. Nobody wanted it. Add in fact he wanted to write Old Man Logan, so you can add old fashioned blackmail.
>>84139822
>moon knight
Nice
>>84139723
Famine. DP is pestilence because cancer. Moon Knight is death. Colossus war
What a boring issue..How the amazing Animal Man's Lemire reduced to this.
>>84140249
Decompression was a mistake.
>>84140249
Lemire's best work has always been the indie stuff he's drawn himself and his worst works being the team books he writes
>>84139879
It's just so boring I can't believe it.
It's not even offensively bad, just offensively boring.
>>84139823
he got burnt by a dragon and regenerated in one of the previous chapters
>>84140209
What about Man-Thing? My guess would be that he just stumbled upon the horsemen and chose to hang around.
>>84139721
>nutted but she still sucking
>>84139760
Well, that's kind of creepy.
feel sad
>>84140313
no shit sherlock. that's what you get for praising bendis
Is there a single person who actually LIKES Ramos' art?
>>84141286
Characterfags like Ramos' Magik.
>>84141304
and Portugues people
>>84141210
I only praise his daredevil and spider woman
>>84141304
>Characterfags like Ramos' Magik.
Not with those ugly feet and no bangs
>>84141335
that's what I'm talking about, you "only" praise dd and spider-woman (don't know why, and don't want to know), and before you realize, bendis is life and love
>>84139829
Did we even find out which Horseman Moon Knight was?
>>84141368
Of Kikery
I've been away from comics for a while, why is Jean alive again?
>>84141313
Alberto Barbosa doesnt count as all the portuguese
>>84141434
brutal
>>84141425
Beast brought original X-Men from past.
>>84141513
I remember that, but wasn't she like 16?
>>84141425
displaced time clone
>>84141530
There's been an 8 month timeskip or two since then
She was in college when this volume started.
>>84141530
It's been two years in-universe
>>84139767
>Martha
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?
>>84139833
He's a small guy.
>>84139851
SEXIST!!!
>>84141720
more like smashing the feminism
>>84139837
>Apocalypse, Now!
subtle
>>84139779
>>84139789
>>84139810
I wish all those Magik parts were compiled in a single trade, so I could purchase it without having to pay for the other shit.
>>84142088
You should shill for some Magik ongoing. Write a letter to marvel
>>84141077
Hahahah, you beat me to it.
>>84139810
>Hey, guys, how about I trust this voice in my head instead of my incredible professor?
What could possibly go wrong?
>>84142387
>Professor
Jesus, I guess that Magik has some PhD in occultism?
Where is everymutie?
>>84139865
This book sucks. End of X now plz.
>>84143412
Do we know what is it all about?
>>84142387
She is a poo in loo after all
>>84143477
apparently poo in the loos are evil
I knew it all this time and no one believed me
Uncanny X-Men #9 is now available at your favorite torrent site but I don't really have time to storytime it so here's your compensation.
>>84139902
>he's last writer they offered to write EXM. Nobody wanted it.
>forced to have teen jean and gay iceman
>forced to follow up Bendis' shitshow
>forced to write about mutant holocaust and subsequent brexit
>pretty much the entire book is editorially mandated
Gee, I wonder why they had such trouble finding writers for this. Probably didn't help that everyone already ran away from them before that.
>>84143500
>sapna my daughter, you are mugga now. You must choose
>safety of beautiful slav demon
>or danger of strange voice in your head
>>84143589
Lel
>>84143589
ah, someone shuold make a pic out of it
>Uncanny X-Men still not ripped
>>84139777
>>84143877
There is an awful lot of red ink in that page.
>>84143985
They need something to paint the town red
>>84139848
So is the art.
>>84139865
How does this even affect all the x-books again?
>>84143470
Nope. Just rumor that they'll kill the X-Men.
>>84144629
I also heard that they want to move them to separate universe, which sounds more legit, given the synergy
>>84139698
Isn't Venom off IN SPACE having SPACE ADVENTURES with SPACE FLASH THOMPSON?
Worst X-book since the Age of Austen
>>84144667
Yeah, it's rumor from /co/. Not buying it.
>>84144683
Future, senpai.
>>84144714
Austen wasn't that bad
He was better thanMorrison
>>84144789I think Morrison's run is the most divisive run of all X-runs.
>>84144816
Which, makes sense
>>84144816
Well, 10 years ago, Morrison was considered second best. But it's just that the run didn't age well, while at the same time, people started to appreciate again the classic storytelling. Everything went full circle
>>84144789
Here, have one.
>>84144869
Please, kid. Some of us are longer at this comic book reading game. We're not easily enamored with some bald hack.
>>84143585
remender was going to write it but he left rather suddenly
>>84139829
damn Kurt
>>84144955
Surprised why he left? They fucked him over Axis.
>inb4 he'll be back
Of course he will, writers are whores.
>>84139856
suddenly geoff johns special
not good lemire
>>84144683
Alternate future, this is an
>>84145007
Lemire was never good, I realized
>>84145093
He's terrible on team books.
And he keeps getting them, Jesus fuck.
>I'm fan of LoSH so I'll put them in JLU XD
>buttfucks book into oblivion
>>84145191
He really needs that dough
>>84144981
Should go to DC TBQH. I'd read the shit out of Suicide Squad written by Memender.
>uncanny x-men is out
Someone storytime it pls
>>84145429
it is?
>>84145266
Hey, who doesn't. But if you know you're outclassed, shit, say "no". It's not like you'll get blacklisted or something.
>>84145423
>tfw his only DC work is couple of issues of Booster Gold and Choi Atom
>>84145516
Lemire seems to be ambitious, like he tried to prove something. Also, his Sweet Tooth was very X-menish. His Old Man Logan is definitely one of the better Wolverine's books in a while
>>84145567
Carried heavily by art otherwise it's just Lemire writing another boring Lemire protagonist.
>>84145959
The art is pretty good indeed.
>>84145959
Dark, broody and lonely? Where have I read that already...
>>84146136
And now you know why Lemire switched company.
>>84144746
The event is gonna be about the end of the dream
It has to be something really specific because the dream, as Xavier dreamt it, died fucking years ago.
Either the X-Men become terrorists and forget about co existing and saving the human world, or the majority of mutants are shipped to someplace else, ending the dream as the humans would've won Earth.
>>84139698
Yes Logan, yes! Kill that bitch!
>>84146181
I've read that. Very very good book. Amazingly good. But to be honest, I picked it up out of curiosity after EXM
>>84146184
>Star Wars get WELCOME BACK variants (always seemed weird as fuck to me)
>Spider-Man gets DEAD NO MORE with Gwen/Ben coming back (although Slottman will whack them probably)
>meanwhile muties get DEATH OF X
I wouldn't be surprised at all if they got shipped off to alternate universe.
Or adventures on spaceship under GotG banner. You guys said you want more space mutant adventures, right?
>>84146304
What if it's the death of marvel?No more comics
soo? when will Lemire leave?
>>84147329
Shilling Cool says he has exclusive.
>>84147366
I wonder if Lemire regrets it
>>84147402
Doubt it. You'll get to write.
Being editorial puppet is completely different thing.
>>84147792
You know, I doubt we will see ever anything good from marvel. Folks gush over Vision, but frankly, it seems like the last good thing ever from marvel.
>>84147883
People say Deadpool's books and New Avengers are top tier. I don't read any of them so I'll have to trust them.
>>84147911
Deadpool sort of lost the steam, and New Avengers is pandering, only this time to godzilla fans
>>84139814
Well somebody HAD to say ot sense Deadpool's moutj seems to be experiencing a massive influx of bees
>>84148151
no, not the bees, not the bees, they're in my eyes
