Since the current one is about to hit autosage
>>84137706
Why do you keep giving this man attention? As far as I can see, he's not that popular outside of whatever publicity /co/ brings.
>>84137706
Man, that last panel *completely* fucks the semi-serious tone of this particular bit of drama. Or maybe it's just really stupid independent of that. Either way, the hate feels goood.
>>84137706
Last panel ruins it. If she just ate it normally it could have been fine, but for someone who still into their faith they sure are acting blasphemous.
>>84137879
I suppose Willis believes in the Marvel movies philosophy: there can never be too many quips in a dramatic scene.
>>84137752
He has enough viewers that he can comfortably make a living off of Patreon. Imo, that's popular enough for me to bash him like a pinata
>>84137706
>Becky makes a stand affirming her faith and pushing back against the passive aggressive bullshit she's been dealing with.
>Blows it by acting like a petulant child
Classic Willis, and he wonders why we hate Becky?
>>84137706
Liberals Love Dead Trannies By Advocating SRS Edition
>>84138075
You can't really affirm your faith by continuing to be a Lesbian
>>84137752
Willis makes these threads.
>inb4 le can't take criticism meme
>>84138125
Nothing about being lesbian in the bible mate
>>84137752
>Complains about OP making a thread
Who's more foolish, the fool who makes a thread, or the fool who responds to that thread?
>>84138125
I really do wish Becky would try pulling some of the various 'homosexuality is allowed in the bible' arguments.
Then again, that would require a Christian in DoA to actually give a shit about their religion, so that's a nonstarter
>>84138125
Says who? Not Jesus, not the Poor, not even Becky's pastor as far as we know.
Joyce's mom has simply taken it on herself to judge who is and is not "really" a Christian. Not a very Christian attitude if you ask me.
>>84137706
Are there actually churches where they pass out a plate of croutons and everyone grabs one?
I heard this was the place to go to kill trannies.
How can we get more of them to undergo SRS?
>>84138231
Sure evangelicals mostly. It's a lot more practical if you've got a big congestion too
>>84138224
*The Pope
Not the Poor, damn my heathen auto correct
>>84138224
Also all of the other chatty people at the church who hate Becky now that she's a lesbian. Remember, all Christians are evil. Except Joyce and her dad for some reason.
>>84138231
If this is one of those Megachurches they may pass out multiple dishes of communion wafers, but back when I went to Church, we all had to get in a line to meet the priest to get them.
If you're arguing the shape of the wafers, in my church they were discs around the size of a dollar coin, although google search pulled up ones the size of cereal bits.
>>84138170
>Nothing about being lesbian in the bible mate
Romans 1:26–27
Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.
Next time, just STFU idiot
>>84138262
Yea, I was Catholic so it was line up to get the discs + wine. It does make more sense in a megachruch to not have everyone line up, though.
>>84138285
>old testament
Get a load of this anti-Semitic nazi
>>84138286
I think it's mainly Catholic and Episcopalian churches that do the line-up thing.
I'm in a small church in a protestant denomination, and they pass out the dishes
>>84138285
That only counts if you're a Jew. Christians literally made their own book and called it "The New Testament".
>>84138361
He said Bible, not "New Testament"
Looks like you're an idiot too
>>84138380
Spotted the Willis.
>>84138390
Spotted the fucktard who doesn't know shit about the Bible
>>84138256
Yeah that's really starting to bug me and I'm an atheist. I get that bigotry exists but accessing a whole religion of it is in itself bigoted
>>84138286
I think it's mainly Catholic and Episcopalian churches that do the line-up thing.
I'm in a small church in a protestant denomination, and they pass out the dishes
>>84138396
I like how you don't even pretend to deny it anymore.
>>84138285
Romans 1:24-25
Therefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonor their own bodies among themselves.
25 They changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
I'm not sure that a passage about idol worshipers being punished by being made to succumb to wild fucking is the best indication of how the bible feels about homosexuality.
>>84137752
>not that popular outside of whatever publicity /co/ brings
>gets given over $5k a month on Patreon
>over the course of 5 kickstarters for physical copies of his freely available webcomics, he's been given $294,789
>The combined goals of each of those kickstarters comes to $88,000, which means that they were overfunded by $206,789.
>>84138496
No point in arguing bruh. Most people don't know how to read their own holy books, and only know the passages they use out of context to affirm their personal opinions.
And because it's a deeply personal opinion, no amount of logic will change it.
>>84138496
the point of referring to the passage is that it makes it clear that being a lesbian, just like being gay, is unnatural and therefore a sin.
>>84138126
That doesn't logically follow. I've never visited his site and would never do so voluntarily, but I presume he gets ad revenue from visitors there. Having his comics posted here literally picks money out of his pockets.
>>84138485
And I like how you don't even pretend to deny you're an idiot.
Keep talking please, put your stupidity on display one last time for everyone to see. Every village needs a fool like you.
>>84138550
That's your interpretation yes but your interpretation is not the only one. To suggest that only your view is correct is immodest to say the least
>>84138176
Yes
>>84137706
Wait the amount of sins you have doesn't prevent communion from working.
This ... comic is stupid.
>>84138772
You'd think of all people, Willis would know how small town churches operate all things considered.
>>84137879
God forbid she has an actul charater with flaws instead of just being portrayed as a poor victims.
Say what you want about Willis, but at least he is not afraid to portray minorities as being asshole.
Few so called SJW would actually dare to do that.
>>84138772
I think you have reading comprehension problem. The mom is actually saying that IT'S NOT AN OBLIGATION. with he subtext of passively-aggressively shaming Becky for her "life style" choices. It's a "look into you sould, do you think you are right with God to do this?" it's an attempt at self shaming, not saying she is forbidden to commune.
>>84138779
He do. he know exactly how passive-aggressive this community is and how it act and react. This is quite faithful.
>>84138755
It's not an interpretation. The verses Rom. 1:26–27 clearly state that girl x girl and man x man is unnatural and are shameful, indecent acts.
If you still insist it's an "interpretation", then there is no hope for you.
>>84138824
Or it's saying that idolitors are disgusting and the exact details of their fornication is incidental. It's really just a question of emphasis
>>84138629
You sure seem asspained for someone who's not-Willis.
>>84138890
It's not an "or", idolatry AND homosexuality are, simply put, still wrong.
>>84138913
>god makes them do it
>it's bad
Oh God
>>84138770
Okay... I'm not sure what your answer was, but whatever.
>>84138943
Is that your only argument? Because the point is, whether they were forced to do it or not, homosexual acts are still sinful. So there's really no wiggling out of homosexuality being a sin. And no one's forcing Becky or real-life homosexuals to be gay.
>>84139013
It's not an argument, it's an observation. I'm not even the guy you're having this pointless discussion with
>>84138246
>congestion
Kek
>>84138781
See, I'd agree except he honestly doesn't think he's making Becky an asshole. If you see his responses to comments (or what he deletes as comments) this is his manic pixie girl doing what he wishes he'd been strong enough to do himself and she's perfect.
>>84138550
>the point of referring to the passage is that it makes it clear that being a lesbian, just like being gay, is unnatural and therefore a sin.
Actually the point of the passage is that women "exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones."
Homosexuality in particular was only referred to for men. Women could just as easily have been giving blowjobs and having anal sex, which were considered just as unnatural in the old testament. Doesn't specify lesbians.
>>84137706
>Not getting communion from a priest
lol Protestants
t. papist
>>84137706
>licking your lips after communion
I'm not even religious and I'm mad what the actual fuck Becky.
It doesn't even make sense, its coin sized wheat bread not salted chips or juicy meat, what do you need to suck fingers for?
>>84139548
Spite.
>>84138231
Greek Orthodox here. We lined up for the wine and the unleavened bread was in a large bowl for us to take one.
She's
so
qUiRkY!¡!¡!
Of course the "dyke" needs to suck on something to be happy.
>>84137706
This just might be the perfect DoA comic. Because Becky is right, God does love her. In fact, God loves her the MOST, and actually hates anyone who opposes her.
Because Willis is their god. He controls their lives, he's the one that sent a physics defying rescue team to save her, and he has sworn to always Divinely Intervene to make sure nothing bad ever happens to Becky, but ONLY for Becky. The rest of DoA's world can fuck right off, but Becky will always be fine. She is God's Chosen Person, except this time that means preferential treatment instead of, you know, Holocausts and stuff like that.
>>84139013
> God makes people gay
> God makes being gay a sin
Is this what Protestants really believe?
>>84139889
That's what pretty much all religious nutcases think.
>>84138361
The Epistle to the Romans is New Testament, buddy. I don't know what to tell you here. Paul was a bit of a freak when it came to religion, but in a lot of ways he held the views of a average 1st century Mesopotamia/Mediterranean man on women, homosexuality, whatever.
It would be funny if after that tirade, a random girly just says "I was raped" to make her problems seem small by comparison
>>84139464
>Homosexuality in particular was only referred to for men. Women could just as easily have been giving blowjobs and having anal sex, which were considered just as unnatural in the old testament. Doesn't specify lesbians.
100% Wrong. Read the verses again. "IN THE SAME WAY the men ALSO ABANDONED NATURAL RELATIONS WITH WOMEN and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error."
"In the same way" has a plain and clear meaning; while the men were gaying it up with men, then women were lezzing it up with women too. It's not "the same way" if the Women were only giving blowjobs and having anal sex. Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand that and only a deceiver would try to twist its meaning.
So again, homosexuality for both men AND women, are unnatural, shameful, sinful acts. Anyway, I've explained things clearly and simply enough as I could. If you want to believe your wrong "interpretation", go ahead. There's only so much one person can do if someone wants to stay willfully ignorant to justify living a life of sin.
I'm done here.
>>84138231
Was about to ask this too, I'm too use to lining up. But then different religion different customs.
>>84139548
baka if you don't think jesus is finger licking good
>>84138772
>expecting some non nondenominational, religion for profit church goers to actually understand wtf they're pretending to believe in.....
>>84140165
Well you are entitled to your opinion and even to be angry that multiple people disagree with it. What you don't get to do is insist that only you can correctly interpret God's will. That is the worst kind of hubris and you should know better
I'm going to start reading this. These threads aren't enough anymore for my curiosity.
>>84140492
Nooo! Don't do it anon. Learn from our mistakes, it's too late for us but you can still save yourself!
>>84140492
And now you understand why this webcomic is still ongoing.
>>84140258
I wish I had some popcorn chicken right now
>>84140492
Just remember to have adblock up when you go to his site.
>>84140492
I just finished doing that yesterday.
it's not worth it.
>>84140404
>the worst kind of hubris
Gay -Pride- parades exist, anon. lmao
>>84137706
I hope lightning strikes Becky.
Why do these threads get hundreds of posts but Sinfest threads are deleted on sight?
>>84140881
>Lightning strikes her
>becomes Static Becky with hyper lesbian cling
>no one can escape her
>>84140905
>Sinfest
Who?
>>84138301
>>84138361
That is the New Testament.
>>84138224
Paul addresses it a couple of times in Romans.
>>84141233
You're a bit late for that party anon
>>84139464
The Bible never talks about what is, and what is not natural sex-wise for a married couple. In fact there's one interpretation of Song of Solomon that suggests Solomon and the Women he's courting actively engage in oral sex with each other. The Bible also says that sex can be used for recreation, and that you should be satisfied with your wife's breasts.
>>84141320
Them bronze age shepherds knew their shit
>>84141320
In the middle ages a lousy sex life was considered grounds for divorce.
And prior to the introduction of syphilis into Europe the church generally had a more relaxed attitude about sex and marriage
>>84141330
Hey, someone had to get tired of "benis in begina" at some point.
>>84137706
Something is super appealing to me about the becky face in the final panel, and the only thing that ruins it for me are the obnoxious "num num num" sounds.
I really can't tell you what it is though. I can't tell if it's simply the smugness, or if I find it slightly hot the way she's doing it.
I'm sure a fan is going to ask for that panel standalone, though.
>>84137752
Isn't it obvious? It's something that has a continuous general, but doesn't maintain enough interest for any of the accouterments of the other generals like copious rule 34. It's some combination of astroturf, bitching about the fucked up internet social life of the author, and related political discussion.
>>84138550
Unnatural and abomination are two completely different words. Please learn to actually read the bible before arguing about it.
>>84140165
"In the same way" could also mean both sexes traded penis-in-vagina for blowjobs and buttfucking. It's an equally valid interpretation.
>>84137752
Why do we give chris-chan attention? Because the stuff he produces with it is amusing.
edit-tumblr anon here, according to some anon hate I got, this OJST edit shows that I have "sexual desperation" or something.
>>84142244
stfu idiot
>>84138231
The communions I went to had actual french loaves they'd actually break and a goblet of sorts with the juice. Might be a Methodist thing.
Oh another communion faux pas: Double dipping. The blood of Jesus is not McNugget sauce.
>>84138285
>Got Hates Shrimp
>If you rape a lady, you can marry them, or pay her dad enough money to make things okay
>Don't trust sorcerers
Bible says a lot of things.
>>84138781
It's not portrayal as an asshole if there are never any consequences to it.
>>84138510
Someone pointed out that at this point it's not really about the money anymore. It's about building up his stock as an Online Personality.
He's a small potato in Transformers fandom, with the wiki being his one big thing and ignored everywhere else. He's a small potato in the world of webcomics, where others are more successful and happier despite their Problematic content. Even in the world of online social commentary he's small time and quite obviously trying to mimic the bigger names to relate to his fellow young people.
>>84143115
>He's a small potato in the world of webcomics, where others are more successful and happier despite their Problematic content.
Aside from QC, who makes more than Willis? I'm actually curious.
>>84143019
Are you telling me I should trust sorcerers? Because that sounds like some sorcerer propaganda if you ask me.
>>84138496
it sounds like a passage about Jesus
>>84138285
Bet you dont feel this way about mixed fabrics
>>84142906
What an exceptional response. You've throughly and wittily dismantled my argument. I tip my hat to you, sir, for I am bested.
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>>84143356
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>>84143187
Sorcerers are fine. It's wizards you have to watch out for.
>>84143019
don't forget
>women on their periods have to leave town
>if you have mildew in your house, you need to leave until a priest considers it clean
>no mixing fabrics
>disobedient children must be stoned to death
>>84137706
>Be Mrs Brown
>Have only daughter
>Pretty happy how you raised her right
>It was hard, and your husband fought you on it but still satisfying
>She goes to college
>You cant be there for her any more
>She starts getting involved with dubious people
>Retarded buzz cut hairs and shit starts coming around
>What if she gets herself in danger?
>What if she gets seduced by these crazy lifestyles, lets her guard down and almost gets date raped?
>Mcyntire goes nuts
>She could be next
>Daughter comes home
>She seems to have guilt shackled herself to this broken grown ass girl like some mother figure
>Maybe its not so bad
>Bitch is rude at dinner, telling her to go pay for her house and shit
>fine, whatever
>Mrs Rosenberg called. Apparently they went to the local diner and shouted about how your sons are nazis
>Your son tells you she tried getting your airheaded boy to give her his social security
>God, you hope they dont do something stupid like breaking the law
>they're out late
>your husband lies to your face because of her
>still, a Christian
>try to help her fit in with one of your dresses
>you hear her bitching about it to your daughter behind your back
>disregard, pray harder
>this is probably a cry for help
>Maybe she's a horrible cunt because no onr believes in her but my daughter
>Jesus does, so maybe I should try
>In church, time for communion
>Christ is about salvation, hope and redemption
>Communion time
>"You know, this is voluntary. You have the power to do this or not if you want to. Take a role in your life"
>"She goes "Nah, fuck you" basically
>licks her fingers
>Manage nit to skap her anyway
Holy shit, Mrs Brown a saint
>>84142869
I mean, you're on 4chan, so yeah. I don't see what this strip has to do with it though.
>>84139935
On the other hand, judgement is the Lord's. You are eventually allowed to shun people, after given them some chances to repent, but there is no divinely mandated earthly punishment.
That is what makes Christianity special and the only Abrahamic religion compatible with secular society.
>>84137706
Amazing how little it takes to fix Willis' shitty pages
>>84137706
Amazi-Girl isn't a superhero, or even a hero...
>>84141320
It being Solomon's is not necessarily an endorsement. His wisdom was limited to his early life, late in life he was a sinner.
maintaining all these church stuff is adding nothing to the story so far. except a place to let people be passive aggressive at becky
>>84138285
iirc there's also readings of that that it's not about the actual sex but about how it's crazy inflamed over the top constant sex.
i remember in a bible class some story where someone was raped and the conventional reading was something else but I was like "they're wrong cause they raped someone!" don't do victim blaming bs.
>>84143936
Wow... that almost makes Becky seem like a fucking human being instead of some kind of weird organic machine that generates smug, wacky banter.
>>84137752
>the inevitable "whu wu why are you having fun talking about something bad" post is the very first response now
Swear to god you're like Unsounded's Negromancer at this point except not funny
>>84143807
>no mixing fabrics
I'm still wondering what went horribly wrong with old-timey mixed fabrics that made them make that rule
>>84139911
Well, here in Catholic land, being gay isn't a sin, only acting on those feelings is a sin
So you're good as long as you never love anyone ever
>>84144247
That's arguably more crazy.
>>84144263
Everyone has sinful thoughts. What makes you sinful is acting on them.
>>84138333
At the Baptist church I used to go to, everything was passed around. It wasn't a megachurch, but it was quite large.
I went to a Methodist church a few times with my grandmother, and we had to line up.
>>84143176
Well, there's the Penny Arcade guys, who are so big and situated they don't have to even use Patreon or Kickstarters to keep their franchise afloat.
Granted, they have their own brand of problems, and the Penny Arcade Experience hasn't been about the comics themselves for ages.
>>84143936
>>84144084
Nope, sorry. Too 'Hallmark' whatever that means.
>>84137706
>shitting on the eucharist
yeah i'm just done with this comic now
>>84143861
nice head canon
>>84138981
My answer was yes.
>>84144311
Didn't Jesus say that looking at someone with lust in your heart is the same as actually fucking them, because you've committed adultery in your heart?
>>84139889
>God makes people gay
When will this meme die?
Hey guys I did this, but I have a question.
Should the punchline stay how it is, or should it be "Well then, I don't think any humans will show any interest in this."
>>84145846
Not him, but do you chose to like chocolate?
No one choses to like anything, that's just the way they are.
>>84145866
>Ok, since you're, like, a Freshman, I think I can do a "human interest story on you". So what do you got for me, Big Girl? Lay it on me.
>My R.A. Assaulted me today!
>Was it sexual assault?
>uh... No.
>Well then, as a "human", my "interest" is fucking zero.
Maybe try that format of your joke?
>>84146080
hahahahahahahahahaahahaha
>>84146400
btfo
>>84143726
Sorcerer pls
>>84146381
Well, I mean, It's the blue haired girl who wants to do a story for newspaper, not the blonde girl.
And I think that last line is a little too mean, I don't want to have them curse for absolutely no reason.
>>84146709
oh yeah of course, just an outline. you're welcome to modify it, not use it, whatever you'd like dewd
>>84137706
This is it then. Willis is putting himself in the role of God.
There's a reason most literature doesn't make acts of God canon, and that's because it's, in the most literal sense possible, Deus ex machina. Readers know that it wasn't an act of God, rather an act of the author.
It's disturbing how Willis talks about his characters need to have things happen to them, as if they were real people.
Also licking your fingers in public is disgusting and she needs to wash her hands immediately.
>>84137752
Literally pic related
>>84146794
So, if Willis is their God, does that mean all of the christians in the comic are worshiping him, performing rituals to him, and taking communion for him, while all the atheist characters are just giving him the finger?
>>84146954
I only ever browse these for the OC, and not even the edits, which are a low-tier form of OC imho, but I'll take all the edits over the dewd's "art", any day. But yeah, just for the drawn smut.
>>84138361
Disregarding the fact that Romands is New Testament, it's not quite that simple. Christians still recognize the Old Testament. The thing is that there are lots of different laws for various reasons. Some were for ceremonial reasons, some for hygiene, and some for morality/spirituality. Most ceremonial Old Testament laws are not recognized because they apply to the old covenant that was done away with when Jesus died but many spiritual and moral laws are still recognized and Jesus himself affirmed many OT lessons.
>>84145745
Which matches pretty nicely with the internet crusader concept saying and thinking something online is the same as doing it for real. Also, protecting fictional characters is just as valuable as protecting real people.
>>84137706
>Skip communion if you aren't "Right with God."
What? That's not why you take communion. You take it to honor the Lord Jesus Christ for his sacrifice and what he did for everyone, which was making the Old Testament irrelevant. It's not about you, it's about God. So why the fuck would it matter if she partook or not. As far as I can tell, beyond being gay, she's still religious.
This really pisses me off. Willis honestly thinks that being gay means you cant be Religious. Sure, there are a few passages that say if you fuck someone of the same sex, it's bad. I guess it could be interpreted as being Gay is a sin. But I also know that the Bible equates sins as being equal, so by that logic, if you've sinned and didn't ask for forgiveness, you shouldn't be taking communion, WHICH ISN'T HOW THAT WORKS AT ALL.
>>84147323
As a Catholic, you're not supposed to take Communion unless you've confessed your sins and received forgiveness for them.
>>84147438
Willis gets super mad if you call Joyce a Catholic tho
>>84147438
Yeah, but you don't have to confess anything as a Christian. It's about your personal connection with the Lord. I mean, I could be talking out of my ass, but in Church, the only requirement to take Communion was you had to be Baptized, accepting Jesus as your personal savior. So communion was more about honoring God. I think it's different for the two religions.
>>84147490
Catholics have all the cool stuff though.
>>84143356
>>84143380
thanks for doing this every thread. not being sarcastic, it's real helpful
Hopefully Becky kills everyone in that bigoted Church.
When will this comic end?
>>84147880
When the pain starts to dull.
>>84147880
As soon as SJWs stop jerking Willis off.
>>84143176
>https://graphtreon.com/top-patreon-creators
going off this, Zach Weinersmith, AKABUR, and Tom Siddell (i guess. he gets paid more per month but he's lower on the list then Willis. not sure why that is)
>>84147880
When Becky get all his shit together, dump all his friends and apologize for all the sjw shit.
Then Willis will descend in the comic universe as a self-insert-god and say: "Ha! I was just kidding! LOL"
Them the comic will end with fifty chapters of Joyce and Becky making hot steaming sex,
>>84147971
It's sorted by patrons, not income. By income, Willis isn't even in the top 100.
>>84143176
>>84147971
My dream is that one day Shadman overtakes Willis on Patreon and it gives him a fucking aneurysm.
>>84144759
WILLIS GET OUT
>>84147630
No problem. I'm mainly doing this because you usually have to pay $25/subscribe to his patreon to get the links.
>>84137706
>I was saved by a string of stupid, poorly written Dei Ex Machina. Literally.
Willis is comparing himself to God?
O, the hubris!
>>84148124
>Shadman makes some DOA art to celebrate the fact he's making more than Willis.
That would be a fucking spectacle.
>>84148174
>makes art of every creator he passes
Could be a cool gimmick/"stretch goal"
>>84148241
I don't even care for Shad's art in any erotic sense, I just mostly enjoy the spectacle of it. But yeah, someone should e-mail him about the idea because holy shit that would be amazing.
>>84148324
>he could eventually do porn of the QC/DOA trans girls.
>>84148111
oh shit you're right. so you can add Tracy Butler, Danielle Corsetto, Alex Woolfson, Sakimi Chan (tho i'm pretty sure she's never done a webcomic but fuck it, her thing says "comics" so she counts), and (this is my favorite) Jay Naylor to the list of webcomic folks that make more then Willis
>>84148124
>>84148174
I don't even like Shadman and I want to see this.
>>84148174
>Shadman drawing a futa and proud Carla railing Mary from behind
How do I make this a thing?
>>84149958
Commission it from Shadman.
>>84138251
Why would the Pope matter to protestants? Especially the stereotype of American fundie baptist loons.
>tfw Pope recently made appologies for all the shit the Catholic Church has done to homosexuals in the past
>>84140905
Because sinfest is shit
>>84146794
Protecting and defending fictional people is a lot of easier that trying to "save" real people, especially when they don't want or need the help of an Internet Nice Guy or Lady.
>>84146794
It'll be extra weird when God-Willis reboots his setting again for whatever new trend comes down the pipe.
>Can a God create a stone so big, not even He can lift it?
>...huh, apparently not.
>Welp! Bored now!
>>84146669
Be wary around their Charisma-based magic!
>it's been fourteen days and I haven't seen any fan content about the in-canon event of Carol undressing Becky
It'll take an obnoxiously long time for me to do much more than this redline, but here's what we have so far.
>>84152000
I never asked for this.
>>84152059
>>84138184
joyce is the one who looked into it and justified it to herself. becky just takes it on faith that god is good and therefore wont cast her out
>>84152000
this is pretty good
>>84142869
You know, sex positivity would include accepting all of these as kinks. Maybe some would be best explored in fantasy and roleplay, though, like the murder one.
>>84153020
And the "white women in wheat fields" one because that's /pol/'s fetish
>>84152000
Could you post a slowed down version of it so we can better see the individual frames?
>>84153076
>>84153121
Thanks. That's a surprising amount of work that you put into the titty bounce.
>>84153161
I like titties, and I like when they bounce.
>>84153242
Good man.
>>84142869
What's your Tumblr?
>>84145866
When are they gonna fuck?
>>84137902
>quips
>>84154207
Willis does attempt humor too much leading to his dramatic scenes falling flat or suffering from tonal issues.
>>84154198
Never
Unless you request it in a draw thread or something.Or commision me :^)
>>84138285
>quoting anything post jesus
>>84139935
meds giving give a flipping fuck about who you shagged
mesos, i don't know.
>>84138824
there's a 99% chance the the shameful acts where wasting seed on the male-male side, which is what early Christians found appaling
>>84139013
>homosexual acts are sinful
read the bible, you chucklefuck
>>84140165
>linguistically analysis of a translation of the translation of the stranslation of a 1800 years old book
How about you learn Latin and first millennium Semitic languages and actually read one of the original bibles and see how accurate that sentence is?
People forget that the messages in the original holy books have been mangled due to age and continuous translations.
>>84152000
>>84153121
Stellar!
>>84143936
Thanks for that.
>>84153970
for /doag/ it's doa-edits.tumblr.com
>>84137706
I hate both of these people. It's amazing how Becky can take this situation and make herself look like the person.
>>84138231
Yes.
It just occurred to me that a strip where Becky's smug as a fuck is going to go live.
The comment section is going to bend over backwards to give her praise.
>>84157804
Well, Willis' target audience knows the importance of being respectful to people of all religions and cultures.
Unless they're Christian. Then all bets are off.
>>84145745
The concept of thought crime seems to be a shared concept in both the religious and internet social commentary scenes.
>>84137752
Why should it be any of your concern?
>>84145745
huh, so really, there is no redemption for gays (or pedo and zoophiles for that matter). By this logic, their very natures make them inherantly sinning all the time!
I'd be a little more impressed if I thought more then 10% of the folks I've seen get really angry at homo's for existing could actually quote this line at me.
>>84143936
Willis actualy has the potential to be a good writer and story crafter. His hangups and probable autism prevent him from getting that extra 10% better, and fortunately that 10% is actually the in common sense portion of the brain unautist editfags like you have effortlessly.
>>84157804
It's up. Suprising nobody, they are.
>>84137706
Smug
>>84158486
If I look at this like she's a brunette, I can pretend she's Tracer!and that makes it easier to fap
>>84158486
>B-but she's sucking that finger almost like a tallywhacker! Don't you know that BECKY is a LESBIAN
Is it merely meant to reflect oral sex? Mrs Brown was probably Becky's "Friend's Hot Mom" growing up
>>84138447
Didn't you know? Bigotry is totally okay if it's directed against Christians and non-progressive groups
I'm arguing with them right now. I'm literally arguing with the denizens of the comments. I swore to myself LAST WEEK that I'd give up reading that comic. What have you fuckers done to me?
>>84138781
>he is not afraid to portray minorities as being asshole.
Im getting the impression that he can't perceive that his characters are actually being assholes. Like they're being rebels and bucking societal norms
>Protestant """""""""""""""""""Communion""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>84139889
Being Gay IS a sin. But there are also loads of sins heterosexuals commit, too.
But sins CAN be forgiven, if one seeks penance from God
>>84146974
Nah. It's just that the Christian God is actually a false God.
>>84158975
thats right though. becky going on blind faith because she believes god is good and therefore loves her has been established, especially compared to joyce who stayed up all night looking for justifications for what she believed.
Here's tomorrow's strip. I think this is the most thought Willis has ever put into the characterization of a parent and the way they interact with their children. It's nice to see a reasonable human being in this comic.
>>84159033
What's the deal with the fountain again?
>>84159033
so what was faith baptist actually against
>>84159074
thats where joyce called her mom and dad out for being assholes and judging everyone and said something about how she was more loyal to jesus than them or something
Y'know, I forgot to comment on Becky referring to Amber as a real-life superhero.
Fuck that; Amazi-Girl is a walking time bomb.
>>84159033
I believe Willis himself is more sympathetic towards his own father than his mother, or something like that.
>>84159074
The fountain is where Joyce and Becky were confronted by Toedad, I believe.
>>84159125
>The fountain is where Joyce and Becky were confronted by Toedad, I believe
it was, but thats not what hes talking about. joyce had a fight with her parents at the fountain during freshman family weekend
>>84159157
Yeah, I was getting the two mixed up
>>84159157
Ah. Well, they've never posted those strips in here.
>>84158975
except becky has shown consistently to still be a devout christian, almost as much as joyce, and she attended church and istaking communion because she believed god just fucking saved her from her psycho dad.
I mean, as someone who just marathoned the entire comic, there'sa lot of dumb bullshit, but yeah, that's pretty much exactly how becky has been depicted.
>>84158975
To be fair, Becky actively DOES have a god on her side. That god just happens to be named Willis.
>>84147323
>Willis honestly thinks that being gay means you cant be Religious.
Isn't that the opposite of the point of this storyline? Assholes are trying to push Becky out of the church, but she's going "fuck you God answers lesbian prayers too."
>>84137706
What the fuck did she expect? She fucking invited herself to go home with her "best friend" and her WELL KNOWN ORTHODOX CHRISTIAN PARENTS after her own obsessed CHRISTIAN father nearly killed her and several people she loved in God's name. What the fuck did she think was going to happen? She did this so that she could have more people feel sorry for her when the parents start behaving in the exact same way she would expect.
>>84159079
I think Faith Baptist is just a stand-in for corrupt Christian churches, given that Joyce's dad basically says the pastor should have a guilty conscience. That being said, Faith Baptist in LaPorte, Indiana was seriously embroiled in a sex scandal back when I was going to college in the area. The pastor's grandson molested a couple of boys and got a twenty year prison sentence. So maybe Willis is referencing that? It wouldn't have been when Joyce was young or anything, but it did happen, so... I dunno.
>>84159209
because it was a good scene.
the good parts of DoA don't often get posted here.I really like joyce's dad.
>>84159125
Amber is a "real-life superhero," except that unlike most real life superheroes she's not doing it for attention.
>>84159307
A better writer could have her mirror Joyce in that she is also looking for a return to a sense of normalcy even though she knows that she's unlikely to find it.
>>84159526
We do like to post and repost the scene where Becky gets denied Joyce's cooch. That's always a good laugh.
Though yeah, for all the shit that Willis gives to the parents in his comics, it's refreshing that at least one parent is fine. Though it just means that the other parent has to make up for it all.
>>84159307
One day she' going to learn too late that trolling in real life? Not nearly as easy and rewarding as it is online.
I don't get why you guys care about this so much. Only 1/10 strips are bad enough to cause umbrage. The rest are just boring. Same as every other webcomic /co/ obsesses over periodically (Menage a 3, Sinfest, Least I could Do).
>>84159033
That first panel looks completely awful with Hank missing a brow.
>No quarters
It's "no quarter," singular. It means taking no prisoners.
Also, I know this is supposed to be inspiring and touching, but I see a lot of Willis' inflexible shittiness in what is being espoused here. I mean, isn't Carol doing what she thinks is right by questioning Becky's sexuality as a choice? Ross literally would've taken no quarter if Becky hadn't bowed to his will. Doing what you think is right and doing the right thing are not equivalents, and having a little humility that you could be wrong is pretty much always a good idea.
>>84138285
There's a site called Hope Remains that studies passages from the Bible and analyzes why the Bible actually doesn't say homosexuality in general is wrong. This sums up what they got from examining that section.
>This chapter is not about homosexuality vs. heterosexuality, but rather about the error of trying to change the way we were created. God has created each of us with a sexual orientation, and for us to attempt to change it into another orientation is, in effect, telling God that He created us wrong. But if it was wrong for heterosexuals and homosexuals in the first century to try to be bisexuals, then it is equally wrong, and for the same reasons, for homosexuals in the twenty-first century to try to be heterosexuals, or vice-versa.
>>84158975
What's the deal with this Cerberus? Every strip has its own dissertation.
>>84159640
>It's "no quarter," singular. It means taking no prisoners.
It also sounds awkward and adversarial, as though finding a new church was somehow belligerent, and is repeated. I think the dialogue works much better without both instances.
>>84160312
she said on a recent strip shes doing this as part of her therapy
>>84159601
the days of boredom are worth it for the minutes of sheer terror.
>>84160594
>Choose
I guess animals CHOOSE to be Gay as well even though there's no benefit or no outside forces to influence them.
>>84159666
Sounds like some liberal christian bullshit with an aim of giving false hope to homosexuals.
God created humans only as 2 sexes meant for each other, man and woman. He did not create homosexuals. Gays/Lesbians choose to be homosexual, but could instead choose to live a straight life.
>>84160662
Wait, are you comparing gay people with gay animals?
That's harsh, man.
>>84138781
Willis doesn't see any of Becky's obnoxiousness as a flaw. She's supposed to be akin to a loveable scamp or Bart Simpson-esque rebel.
Instead you get the webcomic equivalent of Jar Jar Binks bumbling her way through with no hardships or consequences, since Willis literally admitted he bends the narrative to keep Becky happy and comfortable.
>>84144197
it was to set them apart, make jews look different from other people.
Which was just to keep them isolated I guess
>>84160823
The problem is that DoA is ostensibly set in the real world. Willis' slips into cartoonishness wouldn't be so out of place if the setting supported them or if he restricted them to the periphery.
>>84159033
What the fuck is "no quarters given"? Joyce's father is a moron.
>>84160332
I pity her poor therapist who probably has to read DoA to get insight into their patient.
>>84160719
I think that anon was inferring the exact opposite.
Though looking at some pride parades, one has to wonder...
>>84161196
Cerberus' posts are a goldmine for a therapist. One of the biggest issues with therapy is getting the patient to open up and not censor themselves; Cerberus puts it all out there with every post.
>>84160687
As proven by all of the examples that can be provided, and the numerous scientific studies.
kek
>>84159104
>>84159074
Joyce refused to stop being friends with non-Christians and said that she would live her faith her own way.
>>84161162
Willis probably thinks the phrase's "no mercy" meaning is derived from not giving change to poor people.
>>84161460
That makes no cents.I've got to save that mistake for a pun in a conversation about money.
>>84161308
I meant the comic itself, which the therapist would presumably have to read and think about even more than us.
>>84161408
>As proven by all of the examples that can be provided, and the numerous scientific studies.
of what, exactly?
>>84160687
>being straight is a choice
anon you're a bisexual in denial, stop trying to pray the gay away
>>84161573
Nature, you nit. Homosexuality exists in nature outside of just humans.
>>84161680
So you're really comparing humans to animals?
If animals do it, then it's ok for humans to do it?
>>84161780
Humans are evolved animals you twit.
And one of the few animals that have intercourse for more than just procreation.
>>84159601
I don't get why you can't hide the thread and move on, autist.
>>84159666
People will spin anything to rationalize their sins
