Good evening owls of /co/,
Prepare your asses for NINJAS
you mean cyber ninjas
>>84106256
Ninjas. Cyber-Ninjas. Alarming twist.
>>84106263
Cyber ninjas are a sub-class of ninjas
how about that fucking Bendis thread
On killing the Black guy
>I talked to everybody about it, and then the conversation turned around to the plus side and the minus side of the Marvel Universe becoming so diverse -- and it is so diverse, if you compare it to the first "Civil War." You literally look at the line up of the "Civil War" #1 cover and the "Civil War II" #1 cover, you can see the difference. Thor is a woman! Cap is African-American! Spider-Man is biracial. Everything changed.
>The mistake would be, then, to coddle the characters; don't let anything bad happen to them because of representation. But if we do that, we're not telling stories. Still, I can't help but be conscious of the fact that from the original "Star Trek" on up, the black guy in the red shirt is going to die, and everyone knows the trope of the African-American guy going into the ghost house first.
On the real reason why to kill the black guy
>We also had to deal with the fact that, for a completely different reason in the story, Rhodey took a hit in the "Civil War" movie. I actually didn't know where that was going to land in their final edit, so I had to take that into consideration as well.
On being the owner of Marvel comics
>The only thing that annoys me when people criticize stuff like this is, they think I'm sitting here full of whimsy and arrogance, and Marvel lets me do whatever the Hell I want. They think that I don't answer to anybody. I don't know what kind of job that is. The president answers to people. Who do you think doesn't answer to people? And what kind of whacked out creative relationship would I have with the universe if I was putting myself in a position where you couldn't speak to me? That's not what I want. The reason I signed up with Joe [Quesada] is, he told me my art sucked.
On writing Original Sin: GotG
>I've done stories where continuity is just an obstacle course, no matter where you go, and yes, I'm aware of continuity in other people's books. Jesus cry.
>>84106274
also, tonight I drink a cold frosty beer in honor of the Supreme Court making our Lt. Gov cry
>>84106274
was 2 scared to enter, but saw a handful of his quotes. never gonna learn huh
this entire interview with Bendis is just...
>>84102673
the cbr comments are funny though
>>84106256
Hello Storyteller.
>NINJAS
Cyber-ninjas, apparently.
>>84106287
Drink some Brennivin in honour of FUCKING ICELAND instead.
>>84106305
Lol On the real reason why to kill the black guy
>We also had to deal with the fact that, for a completely different reason in the story, Rhodey took a hit in the "Civil War" movie. I actually didn't know where that was going to land in their final edit, so I had to take that into consideration as well.
>>84106287
>the Supreme Court making our Lt. Gov cry
beautiful
>>84106287
lotta news today
>>84106283
yeah Bendis just doesn't care about continuity getting in the way of his story, he's not stupid.
>>84106289
We've known that for so long. At least it's started to get mainstream attention.
>>84106283
>kills rhodey for movie synergy
>rhodey doesnt die in the movie
Wew lad
>>84106287
Matt is a good guy.
>>84106315
THAT TOO
https://twitter.com/piesportsbooze/status/747554635855044608
>>84106328
and the Attorney General, who is a crook, too
>>84106323
>Still, I can't help but be conscious of the fact that from the original "Star Trek" on up, the black guy in the red shirt is going to die
Rhodey is a literal redshirt
>>84106283
>>84106305
>Just a mod reminder, seeing as how polarizing a writer Bendis is, let's keep criticism to his work and not to his person. Personally I won't label him a "liar" because as pointed out, She-Hulk's story is far from finished here.
>I know it would never happen, but somebody should ban Bendis from using classic Avengers. Especially the ladies.
>Don't mind me, I'm just hear to watch the people screaming into the void at Bendis.
>>84106349
Abortion rights in the US are so fucked-up.
>>84106287
Laughing about Iceland destroying England too
Lotta "England leaving Euro twice in a week" and "everybody in England keeps resigning" jokes being thrown around
Bendis was a mistake
t. Power Man
>>84106363
>Personally I won't label him a "liar" because as pointed out, She-Hulk's story is far from finished here.
this is killing me, great.
>>84106373
They really are. The ultrasound requirement in TX makes me so fucking mad.
>>84106381
It's petty as hell but I can't lie about the satisfaction a thrashing from Iceland gives me. Fuck Little England and fuck your leave vote.
>>84106381
JK Rowling discovering Chuck Tingle was the highlight of my week
https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/746989084741083138
>>84106354
The War Machine armor is grey, not red, silly.
>>84106434
well, the inside is red
>>84106413
Chuck Tingle is a national treasure, buckaroos
>>84106392
She-Hulk at the very very start of Civil War came from some far better comic.
>>84106453
the dog got me up at 12:30, not 4:30
this is a doable thing
>>84106445
We're all red inside.
>>84106413
>Chuck Tingle
https://twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/746724502269104129
>>84106464
>built in 2015
who knew we'd have such radical fucking guns in 2015
>>84106464
I've forgotten what it's like to get more than 4 hours of sleep...
>>84106480
>Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle Jun 25
>please understand i APOLOGIZE to all readers who got my book in protest but didnt realize they would actually get it
>@LapGongLeong
>Did you write this in 12 hours?
>Chuck Tingle @ChuckTingle Jun 25
>no first things first had to LEARN what europe was (turns out its a place) then i wrote book thank you
>>84106537
He's just the right amount of clueless
>>84106517
I can do, like, the 5:30 I GOTTA SHIT! call, it's the 1-4 range that kills me
Xorn gets a beautiful Death of X cover. I really loved Mystique's too
Am mad af at Storm's but like it as a what if cover
http://www.newsarama.com/29188-some-x-men-take-a-dirt-nap-in-death-of-x-variant-covers.html
>>84106587
This whole notion of showing you the dead X-Men on the covers, I like it as an idea and image but in the context of what Marvel's doing with the X-Men...
>>84106587
Xorn has the best design of any x character imo
>>84106618
I mean x men fans are probably gonna buy it in protest or for their fave characters anyway
>>84106649
>buy it in protest
>>84106618
I'm wondering what they'll do, I can't imagine they're that petty to kill the line with all it's history but everything's crazy these days.
plz not a fucking bad future story
>>84106663
>kill off the x men will you?
>I'LL BUY EVERYTHING SO YOU CAN'T KILL THEM
>YOU NEEEEEEED THEM
>>84106635
>>84106673
now there's a tapped-out well
>>84106663
People are still buying shitty books out of fear of them being cancelled for forever a la Fantastic Four.
>>84106673
Again, conceptually, whatever. Horrible future death stories are totally an X-thing. Current Marvel X-Men - I'm dreading it. I do think the Xorn and Phoenix covers are pretty neat though.
>>84106673
They already killed Fantastic Four and scattered Johnny and Ben to other books. They're already partially there with Beast with the Inhumans and Rogue with the Uncanny Avengers.
>>84106696
hell that's what the current plot is!
>>84106696
that CBR thread on Bendis is pretty fun. I mean, we'd long ago picked up on how he shits on characters and then claims he's developing them because you hurt your darlings
>>84106738
also fun to watch the Carol Corps on twitter twist hard to defend her worst tendencies, although Ewing is a major saving roll
>manly chest hair
>manly checkered shirt
>>84106738
it only works for daredevil
>>84106256
>NINJAS
What kinda cyberpunk would 2099 be if it weren't lousy with ninjas?
>>84106738
>Spud Buds
I'd eat Wolverine brand potato chips
>>84106760
It works if you make the story actually about the character--compare to how Disassembled and HoM happen *to* Wanda
holy crap, I want PUNISHER 2099 DOORS in my house
>>84106759
>worst tendencies
Wait, you mean they've actually read stuff prior to KSD?!
>>84106780
>I taste the best at what I do and what I do isn't very healthy
Maple syrup and woodsmoke flavors.
>>84106274
Remember when Palmiotti and Queseda were best bros forever and then Queseda stopped arting and starting riding the corporate escalator?
>>84106635
That's a pretty great face.
>>84106283
>The reason I signed up with Joe [Quesada] is, he told me my art sucked.
Somebody shoulda told him his writing sucked too.
>>84106800
I think it's mostly by accident, actually
>>84106870
> Jake come here and let me fuck the vengeance out of you
>>84106870
Sexual healing is best healing.
>>84106900
>>84106891
where's my fic, fandom
>>84106870
Proof it's a sex dungeon after all. Am I alone in hugely preferring this colorist?
>>84106922
>>84106950
this is great
>>84106891
>The prison system gets me so hot, Jake
>>84106966
Punisher 2099: good at making the sex and the shooting both
>>84106950
Severin is old-school - she got her start in pre-Code EC and basically ran coloring for Marvel back in the Silver Age.
>>84106950
Marie Severin is a pro. She was a colorist for the old EC comcis
One of the last EC people still alive
>>84106984
what the fuck is Black Axe?
>>84107041
>she's wearing his shirt
>>84107029
a Marvel UK character like Death's Head.
>>84107029
Wiki says it was a Marvel UK comic that lasted all of seven issues.
>Black Axe is an immortal, born between 10,000 and 15,000 years ago. He claimed that the rise of the Moreau Atoll 15,000 years was a little before his time, but only a little. Over the millennia, he has amassed great wealth and powerful technology.
>He has participated in countless military campaigns in countless roles, for the pure challenge of it. He fought in ancient Egypt, feudal Japan, the American Civil War, and World War II. He regularly fakes his death and takes on new identities.
>>84107029
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Axe
????
>>84106984
I'll never get over that crazy gun.
>>84107075
well, that's an original idea
>>84106725
It's not the first time they've scattered the Fantastic Four around.
>>84107094
>>84107075
this dude sounds pretty hardcore
>>84107029
I'm so bummed that Marvel doesn't have the stones to make a new Swimsuit issue. Seriously, when was the last time we got one?
And don't think I only want ladies, get Anka on there to draw all the bara beefcake he wants. Get some real diversity on that crap.
And here we see a prime example of WB starting to actually market their films by rereleasing AoA with a new cover, unlike they did with BvS. Guess they got more confidence in SS than BvS?
I just hope this doesn't mean the Ostrander books are suddenly gonna get bright neon and modern recolorings
>>84107119
Anka and Wada pitched one and got shot down. was gonna be total 50/50 beef and cheese cake
Did anyone ITT read Knights of Pendragon from Marvel UK? It looks kinda interesting.
>>84107160
WEAK
>>84107119
seriously, there's a market for catering to everyone there
Dautermann Thorcake, please
>>84107173
SPEAKING OF THOR
https://twitter.com/KurtBusiek/status/747534456525721604
>>84107162
actually shit a fair part of Marvel UK sounds potentially promising
>Colonel Tigon Liger
>The comic focused on the Kether Troop led by Colonel Tigon Liger whose most notable feature was prominent facial scarring, from being slashed by Wolverine. He carried very large semi-intelligent gun named Clementine that while helpful to the troop, sometimes endangered them when Liger's orders were unclear.
>>84107200
i like the callback to his classic costume with those disc things that make no sense
>>84107173
One thing I've realized from talking to gay guys is that there's different categories for gay guys. Like, a Twink won't make a good Bear.
I don't know if women have a similar divide, in terms of pure body type.
>>84107160
>no swimsuit issues
>men of marvel issues confirmed to having toned down beefcake
fuck marvel
>>84106984
Why is there a leak above the dungeon stairs and where does the water go? Is this ever addressed?
>>84107245
I don't know if we have the types as well-classified as the gay guys do, but there's a lot of variation in whether you like the swimmers, or the dancers, or which football position. SUper-cut bodybuilders are usually considered a little gross.
>>84107245
Ehh... there's BBW I guess
But there's other stuff like races, boobs, ages and all that, not just body types
>>84107276
TECHNO-KILLERS
>>84107271
It's just there to establish that Jake lives in a rundown building.
>>84107276
>SUper-cut bodybuilders are usually considered a little gross.
Give me 20 minutes and I will can find a thread full of people gushing over musclegirls.
>>84107300
Clearly, the natural enemies of the Science Police.
>>84107318
Some people here take it too far desu
>>84107318
oh, there's always someone out there who likes something. I'm just saying that most other women I've talked to don't go for the 'I can see every vein on his pecs' thing
>>84107338
takes big brass balls to stare down JAKE GALLOWS
and I will add I have very little idea what guys like other than tits in general, this is what I gathered from past dinner table conversations, "holy shit, someone wants to be naked with me? Great!"
>>84107338
>Shock me!
Is there a name for the in the future all our swears are different thing?
>>84107156
Why the fuck is Nighthawk there?
>>84107379
who needs porn when you're banging the Punisher?
>>84107403
CLEARLY, I SPOKE TOO SOON
>>84107440
dat grotesque T&A pose
>>84107200
Dan Goldstein – @WriterDanG
@KurtBusiek I have heard that Thor's nickname for his penis is 'Webslinger', so...
>>84107465
kinky swimsuit, too
>>84107440
This is taking a turn I did not expect
> I'm the Punisher
> that's hot
>>84107477
dat copypasta top panel
>>84107497
That's a woman who's all sexed out.
and of course we know this will end horribly somehow
>>84107497
It's copypasta, but the artist took the time to change facial expressions and her hair
>>84107380
People have written articles on it. I had to look up all the LoSH swears that one time I did a Navy SEALS copypaste for OP and found some.
>>84107519
those Lennon glasses are unnerving
>>84107544
oh god, it's so cute
>>84107403
So how about them death flags?
>>84107566
it's only a question of when and how
>>84107535
that was the best copypasta
>>84106922
That Ninja's been waiting all day to make that "Just a Slither" comment.
He can die happy now.
>>84107379
Kinda begs a question, OP.
>>84107643
what question is that
>>84107379
We like butts too.
>>84107684
Butts: the great unifier of the sexes.
>>84107720
ha ha subtle
:(
>>84107684
Butts are nice, because I can look at them without engaging in social situations.
>>84107745
Let's see, 1994...yes, there would be a zillion copies of the L. Ron Hubbard DREKOLOGY everywhere.
the skulls have evolved from > < to lighting bolts
>>84106870
Yes, yes. Breed more Punishers.
>>84107029
>X-Mansion User's Guide
That seems like it'd be fun to have.
>>84107745
RIIIIIP
>>84107160
>was gonna be total 50/50 beef and cheese cake
The old ones had pretty close to that ratio too, I think.
>>84107868
now THAT is hardcore.
that's, like, Russian Jackass hardcore.
>>84107162
I have read like, zero Marvel UK. But I know Hunter from SHIELD/Mockingbird is from there (albeit changed to be unrecognizable) and that Knights of Pendragon had some Joey Chaps Union Jack in it and he got hulked up.
>>84107868
There's a face for the ages
>>84107885
He bit himself at supersonic speeds.
Goddamn Jake, goddamn.
>>84107885
I've been meaning to read some Death's Head, yes
>>84107200
That is an awful rendition of Ultimate Mjolnir.
Ultimate Mjolnir is, itself, a bloated inferior knockoff of Stormbreaker.
>>84107933
oh my god, they're all so moe
>>84107962
LOOK AT THAT PUNISHER-THEMED GAS MASK
did we ever talk about the dc tarot deck cause i fell down a hole
>>84108031
Ooh, is there a set of nice scans out there? I got the deck, but I'd love to have the scans too
>>84108004
So are Degens mutants or something?
Is there an X-Men 2099 where everbody looks like something out of a gritty Dr. Seuss fanart pic?
>>84108040
Oh honey, oh sweetie
this is an ongoing you're in
>>84108053
there's DOOM 2099 which has the best logo ever
>>84108031
Hey, that's pretty appropriate.
>>84108053
It seems like degens are the products of experimentation or mutations after birth
>>84108040
dunno, i'm just looking through google pics
>>84108057
so many not-Frankfaces
>>84108031
I love the LOSH founder card
>>84108040
I considered trying to scan some of them but my scanner sucks so it is pointless
>>84108111
pinup time!
>>84108111
They're the Frankfaces OF THE FUTURE
>>84108199
and now, back to our plot
>>84108285
that's romantic, let's press the erase button together
>>84108324
uhoh, how are we going to play this fridging
>>84108334Stonecold
>>84108383
dammit Carlos
>>84108394
All the puns are gone!
>>84108453
Lousy damn onions.
>>84108453
a gang of Elvises is what we need after that sad Punisher
>>84108483
maybe he doesn't need that jetpack?
>>84108453
Should've kept that magnum holstered Jake
>>84108491
t-thanks for reading ;__;
>>84108483
Grenazers are dope
>>84108571
2000 Ad is full of rad impracticable weapons
I think Strontium Dog was the one that had time grenades that froze you in time and space. And when you would unfreeze the planet would've continued rotating around it's star so you would just be in space
>>84108300
>>84108324
You know, I'm in favor of gun control, but seriously, for self-defense situations like some weirdo with a mutant-magic-hand slowly advancing toward you menacingly in your own home?
She really could've used one there.
>>84109265
I have no idea why she didn't just wait in his super secure Punisher bunker with multiple alarm systems
>>84109316
she had to physically push the delete button b/c its 2099 and its the only way
>>84108541
Thank you.
>>84107477
Quick, someone call the Mighty Marvel Fan Phone and find out if it still works!
>>84108053
>Is there an X-Men 2099
Yes, yes there is.
> where everbody looks like something out of a gritty Dr. Seuss fanart pic?
No, not really.
They look more like something like a weird rock band.
>>84108111
>Time to say goodbye to all this... say it with lead!
Pat Mills deserves a series of low budget action movies that he can dump these epic cheeseball one liners in.
>>84108324
No, not the pun-file!
>>84108483
>a gang of Elvises is what we need
You honestly could stop here.
Themed gangs in comics are almost always a great idea. And with Gang of Elvises you already have proof of concept with the New Vegas Kings.
>>84108541
>Next Issue: THE EDGE
Thanks, OP.
>>84113225
Need for jetpack: DECREASING
>>84115447
This
