"well this certainly is a thing" edition
>>84088136
Go away, this is a terrible web comic and I really need to filter this shit off of my view.
That's the best Faye and Hannelore have looked in absolute ages.
>>84088257
then filter it. we aren't going anywhere
>>84088136
>actually make a slight effort
>"I am never drawing that many scales ever again"
>>84088136
JJ's medication continues to work less and less, mostly because him and his therapist are just trying to pile meds on his fuckedupness rather than a real combination of therapy, introspection and a judicial use of medication.
but on the other other hand we will see what he stabs next.
Even when drawing dragons he manages to use his generic "teh" face
>>84088136
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ROBODYKE WHERE THE FUCK IS TALL DARK AND AUTISTIC?!
>>84088430
why not
why do you like this crappy comic
>>84091362
Because we've been reading it for ten years and it is impossible to stop.
I have to know what happens next in the lives of these boring, boring people.
>>84091470
>it is impossible to stop
that doesn't mean you have to discuss it constantly
>I have to know what happens next in the lives of these boring, boring people.
that doesn't mean you have to discuss it constantly
>>84091362
I'm just here for the edits.
Also, like someone mentioned before, we all want to see what Jeff stabs next.
>>84088136
>>84088277
shut the fuck up, hannelore is perfect
>>84090566
Actually, how the fuck did he get relatively normal-looking dragons?
Don't tell me he actually has had talent all these years
>>84093244
Hannelore exists in a living hell of her own neurosises. She might be perfect for a sadist like you, but that's very different from actually being perfect.
>>84091362
>>84088257
Hide the thread and move on, autist
this is literally the stupidest "thing" jeph has ever tried to inject into his comic
>>84088136
Robots can be mentally ill, who knew?
>>84094607
This shouldn't be a surprise. Ever watch "Chopping Mall?"
Hannelore is perfect.
>>84094986
I like the longer hair
>>84088136
>TFW when THOSE DRAGONS show up whenever you're feeding your black Kirin
>>84094986
>>84093253
They're actually pretty shit, your brain is just tricked by the extra detail in the scales to notice how wonky the bodies are.
Also, he probably had a tab of Chinese Dragon images open next to him, and just copied, that tends to lead to a better result, even if you're a stupid hack
>>84091362
no one likes it we mock it in the hopes of a third stabbening
>>84093244
>>84094986
you guys realize you're playing right into his hands don't you
she's designed for waifuing
so was marigold
so's the new brown one who has a very specifically adorable brand of autism
BUT WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE A ROBOT
>>84095732
That's exactly the card Jeph plays.
They don't care it's inept on all fronts; they don't care it's trite, and they don't care if it's drawn well.
All his audience cares about is being pandered to, so Jeph instigates waves of pandering until the fans grow board.
The past 6 or so years of QC, or longer, have been waves of either pandering to an audience via a character, or introducing wave after wave of characters until one is adopted, at which point, the cycle will repeat.
So, to all you people in this QC thread, people like >>84088277, >>84088430, >>84093493, and >>84094986, know that you share the exact same mindset as his real fans, and no amount of, "we just like [X]" makes you any better than them.
This is the exact same mindset waifufags on /a/ have, people who like shit like Nice-Fish or Oreimo, except that those show don't look like they were drawn by a psychotic, pill-popping toddler-minded, oafish braggart drunk
>>84096143
*bored, rather
>>84088136
Jeph's artstyle would be acceptable if he'd stop drawing human(oid) charcters.
>>84096148
>implying anyone read/cared
>>84096174
Of course you haven't; it'd be redundant for you to read it.
You're all perfectly aware of your slavish devotion to this man and his shitty waifu parade.
The comment was more, in general, an answer to questions like this >>84091362
I imagine being a QC Fan in these threads, which you are, have no bones about it, is like being a puppet: keenly aware of the strings by which you're bound, yet adamantly intent on never actively realizing the fact out of some desperate need to preserve the illusion of your own autonomy
>>84088136
>I am going to build a fence in my mind
Even robots can see the utility in building a wall to keep those pesky foreigners away.
>>84096143
we like it for [the edits]
what the fuck happened to this webcomic. i stop reading for 5 months and now there's amazon robot waifus?
>>84088136
Kudos for sticking a kirin in there. That's not the most commonly known mythological critter. The average person just thinks it's a brand of beer of they know of it at all.
>>84088136
Why does he waste time with filler like this?
You had an interesting robot character and she's sidelined now for this bitch.
>>84096256
still no autism meds, anime poster?
>>84095354
He at least put a little effort into opening the correct tab. The dragons have the right number of claws. (Chinese dragons are drawn with five, Japanese dragons are drawn with three.)
It's still lazy, but it seems like there was some actual minimal effort put in. He actually sorta tried with this comic. It was the best he could do and his immediate response is that he's never doing it again. He must really hate his job. He has no joy for drawing anymore, but he has to turn out a comic five times a week regardless. He ran out of real ideas ages ago and now he's desperately scrambling because drawing a comic is all he knows how to do.
>>84088136
>characters turn into Dragons
>still draws the doing hands in air and hips expressions
Fuck you
>>84088136
So did he watch Mulan or something?
>>84096626
We like it because Hannelore is perfect.
>>84098118
I knew the red dragon reminded me of someone
>>84098123
Long hair Hanners
>>84088257
I thought /co and 4chan as a whole hated webcomic, but it seems i'm incorrect
>those mythical creatures
Was Bubbles's imagination drive manufactured in China?
That cheap shit's gonna break if she isn't more careful.
>>84088136
Porn when?
>>84104489
>>84104319
>not loving things that make you experience unique and exciting ways to hate
>not chugging kombucha while loading up another episode of Puni Puni Poemi
I bet you still remember what sincere positive emotions are, you fucking pleb.
>>84088136
Huh, I actually liked part of that first panel.
Is . . . is something wrong with me, co?
>>84106194
yes
>>84106762
Dammit.
>>84096626
Here's a cleaner version.
meanwhile, in Alice Groove, Jeff doesn't understand how line of sight works
>>84108273
Goddamn, dem wonky houses.
>dat LITERAL stick figure
>>84108273
If they're going up a steep hill they wouldn't be able to see any of that.
>>84108403
but they aren't, it's been shown to be a flat barren plain. and she'd still see the water tower.
>>84108273
Looks like Jeph bought Fallout 4
>>84108092
>>84108899
I like how you can tell what Jeph has done recently by how hamfistedly it's shoved into his movements.
It's like me when I was 6, and the Predator would show up and be spiderman's newest enemy
why would a robutt need money? or tea, for that matter?
>>84108994
welp, I'll be seeing a hand stab edit by tomorrow morning
>>84108994
>why would a robutt need money?
To pay for tea.
>or tea, for that matter?
Gotta spend that money on something.
>>84109154
I like how elegantly simple this answer is, circular reasoning aside.
>>84109154
I still find it funny that May can taste, but not Momo or Bubbles.
>>84108994
>why would a robutt need money?
Shelter, repairing oneself. Smut.
or tea, for that matter?
To sniff, apparently.
>>84108985
You can tell what Aaron Diaz has been jacking off to by how he changes his waifu every month.
>>84108994
Unless she was owned, she'd need money to pay for parts, maintenance, possibly for a new chassis if she wanted to buy one.
Momo's new chassis wasn't cheap.
>>84109154
More importantly, what happens to the tea after it's ingested? Does she just have an internal tank for liquids that she later empties so that she can seem more normal around humans, apparently able to drink things? But what function would this serve on a combat robo?
>>84109491
I thought she just sniffed the stuff.
>>84109491
She just smells it.
>>84108994
What's Faye's problem this time?
>>84109996
Dora completely changed the place and so she feels like Dora is saying the place is better without Faye.
Which is stupid since Faye is literally the only reason the place is still in business
>>84108273
Even Hitler put more effort into perspective.
>>84110134
Well yeah, but hasn't Faye been gone for over a year now at this point? I mean yeah, her sass did save the place that one time but it looks like they've all moved on without her.
When is Clinton going to bang the autist?!
>>84110358
He has to get rid of the yoga-whale first.
>>84110358
Dude, it's 2016. White males don't get to bang chicks anymore. They just get to watch while bigger, better cocks drill the loves of their lives.
>>84110243
More like a few months
>>84110243
A year of real-time maybe, but that's like half a day in Jeph-time.
>>84110141
It's kind of sad and weird that Hitler was so obsessed with classicism and pre-modern art, when it was exactly the Classical, academy standard mind of the director which kept him out of the Academy .
In many ways, Hitler is a tragic figure, and had he been able to live how he wanted, the world could have avoided so much evil.
>>84091630
And what's stopping you from minding your own business?
Just filter these threads and improve *your* quality of life.
>>84110801
Don't respond. You'll summon the tsunder.
>>84110879
Remember, when you say that I'm wrong, you're literally defending QC and Jeph's general hackery
>>84111323
Have you ever considered that some people like watching a train-wreck, despite how horrible it is?
This comic is our train-wreck, where we gather around with a pack of the shittiest beer and shake our heads.
It's a form of camaraderie where we share in our disgust of the corpse of this comic.
>>84110428
Only in Sweden.
Anyone have the TRANCE edits?
>>84114306
no those are horrible
>>84111687
Excuses excuses.
You like it, and you're QC fans. You only claim to hate it when other people question how you can have such shit taste.
When I stop posting for any significant amount of time, you devolve into legitimate discussion
>>84116130
Check out all that projection
>>84110358
As soon as Jeph decides it
>>84109996
Faye is now being the completely unreasonable one because he's bored of having Dora do it, and Jeph only knows how to create conflict by having one character act completely unreasonable about something.
>>84116130
you keep coming back so you obviously like the comic, and us as well :*
>>84118020
Personally I'm reading it for the inevitable Stabbening 3: Return of the knife
>>84110594
He should have set his sights a little lower. His work is pretty, but not technically accomplished in any exceptional way. If, instead of trying to become a GREAT ARTIST, he'd just sold his paintings for display in pubs, houses, etc. to common people and learned to churn them out with some speed, he probably could have plied a decent trade.
Now I'm realizing I want a sweet, pastoral SOL show where Stable!Hitler tends his art shop while witnessing the political landscape of a 20th century changed by his absence from political life. Maybe he travels to sell his work and trade in the work of others and witnesses oppression of artists as German resentment over the Treaty of Versailles heats up.
>>84118170
I'd watch that show.
So she gets fired a long time ago for being an alcoholic cunt. Sobers up and gets her life back in order by fixing robots. Comes back and then gets pissy when the coffee shop changes cause she's not an employee anymore. So things don't go her way she goes into full on cunt mode then?
>>84110134
Hmm...
>>84117393
I think this is the correct answer, sorry other anon.
>>84118798
that's how things go in the QC world
>>84108985
I always found this hilarious, especially when it led to really really bad crossover fanfics like Christian Humber Reloaded.
>>84118170
that's already a movie anon
>>84118798
The only time Fay has ever really been punished for anything was when she got alcoholic.
She regularly hit people, treated people liked shit, etc and it didn't matter until she did what JJ Fagrams feels passionately about.
>>84121340
she didn't even get punished for that. Marten should have kicked her ass to the curb for cold clocking him in the hospital and been estranged from the rest of the gang
>>84122950
what a beta
>>84124665
>close to home
So did he get drunk and punch his wife before getting hospitalized?
>>84124709
What are you talking about? There is no "he" being hospitalized. The comic is from Faye's perspective.
>>84124778
>author titles strip "close to home"
>author is a male, despite wanting to be turned into the little girl by canuck science
>there is no "he"
>>84124824
Ah, your asking if Jeff was reliving an event from his life through comic form. I doubt it. He's had alcohol problems, sure, but its not like the comic is his diary.
The title just seems like a poor attempt at a joke. Because heavy stuff is happening and Marten gets hit. Get it? Hit? Close to home? And the comic is meant to hit close to home.
>>84124967
>and Marten gets hit. Get it? Hit? Close to home?
>>84125033
I did say it was a poor attempt at a joke.
>>84125368
Sadly knowing that doesn't make the pain easier to bear.
>>84108994
F: You changed it? You can't change my safespot! How dare you change it, I won't allow it!
D: This placed was bumming me out, I needed the change! Besides you kinda don't work here, you don't have a say about changes I make to my workplace. Also, look at you! You changed! You are practically over your problem!
F: Oh my god you are right! Change is good. No wait! Fuck you, I can't be wrong! You mentioned my problem! Well guess what? My problem is suddenly back! You triggered my problem! Enjoy your guilt-trip!
>>84109996
Dora's coffee shop was all about "Wry Sardonic Ladies who talk about coffee, and also like coffee" as a business model. Now she wants to get more customers by not being snide and sarcastic, and that alarms Faye.
I still want to think all this slice-of-life coffee shop stuff is some holo-suite thing, and the cast is actually fighting in some robot/alien apocalypse in the "real" world.
>>84125688
>D: I'm sorry!
>F: [triggering intensifies]
>B: I am a robot. No understand money.
>D: I'm sorry!
>>84126930
And it's only the beginning of another apology-arc.
>>84127079
a repeat of this
>>84120951
I strongly wish to know more
>>84128153
>>84108994
"I'm not here to cause drama. (Spoiler: Yes I am)"
>>84109154
>why would a robutt need money?
a robot would need money to pay the electric bill which would probably be higher than yours to approximately the same degree your food bill would be higher than theirs.
Man I remember when this comic was about diarrhea jokes and music .
What the fuck happened?
>>84128831
>>84128342
Given the technology exists to power them in the first place I imagine electricity is a lot cheaper to make, what with all the intelligence of the singularity around to invent more efficient methods.
>This space is too negative
>coffee shop of doom should be a safe space!
jesus christ its over
>>84129558
I love how he's fine with shitting on a retard because it's a white male.
>>84130023
>not being fine with shitting on a retard because it's a white male
How can you be so intolerant it's 2016?!
OH BOY HERE WE GO POINTLESS DRAMA
Faye is gonna go off the wagon because Dora is changing HER shop and Faye doesn't like change
what a rational and understandable reaction to such a minor inconvenience that has nothing to do whatsoever with her since SHE DOESN'T EVEN WORK THERE
>>84130557
>>84130557
maybe she'll have to go back to those AA meetings she only ever went to once with all those characters Jeph invented and then dropped so he could introduce an autist and her sassy black caretaker with more piercings and gauges than the tranny
>>84130557
>>84130557
I really hope he gets drunk and stabs himself in the penis so this will finally die
>>84130557
The funny part is that it wasn't really even Dora's decision.
She just happened to fire the employee responsible for pretty much all of the customer abuse, for unrelated reasons. Then she just happened to hire people that weren't turbocunts. The shop changed on its own long before she decided it was time to get a comfy chair.
>>84131165
I miss Yelling Bird.
>>84131465
I miss sweet tits.
>>84130557
Faye isn't even the control freak, that's Dora. She does have severe abandonment issues, so maybe the idea is she doesn't like that what she brought to the shop is being erased. She should be decently removed from the shop at this point though, she's doing well at her new job...
Seems like a pretty dumb turn of events, I hope Bubbles power slams her.
>>84130557
I don't think I've ever cared less about this bitch's problems, and that's saying something.
Well, at least by the end of this she'll be fucking the robot.No she won't. Jeph is too shitty to do something halfway interesting like that.
>>84130557
Someone needs to do one of those one-stop-shop sites where it has a countdown to the next stabbening, because I'm thinking Jeff gonna do something what "offends" the folks he's pandering to and they're gonna dog-pile his closet tranny-fucker ass again.
It's a fucking disgrace that somebody can make such a poorly written terribly drawn shit fest like this with such garbage one dimensional characters and somehow make a living off of it.
>>84130557
There is zero reason for anybody to care about or sympathize with this 100% unlikeable character.
>>84132279
Yes, but enough about Bendis.
>>84132046
Nothing's going to happen
Robot is going to stop Faye from buying or at least consuming any alcohol that Faye is going to attempt to buy for...for no real reason really, we've already established that there's nothing for her to be mad about. But we'll say she's mad because she feels distanced from her friends, and the robot says "But I'M your friend and you taught me to love again" whatever, and there will be a tearful reconciliation and then maybe, just maybe, we'll see what the fat brown girls from Tumblr are up to.
Is she gonna fuck the robot?
>>84132334
is't literally the only change that dora made to the shop since she fired faye the addition of a single chair
>>84133130
Is the robot a tranny?
There's your answer.
>>84116130
It's less that "we like it" and more along the lines of "a crippling addiction that we can't seem to wean ourselves from".
>>84091358
Getting that nerd pussy on the reg.
>>84131128
Well, one night of binge drinking does not an alcoholic make
>>84131712
Her name's Margaret, actually.
>>84133813
No, he means the one with the clocks and the harpoon. The actual autist.
>We will never see an arc in which Momo secretly hates Dale for taking Marigold's attention away from her
IT WOULD BE CUTE, JEPH
COME ON
I'LL GET TRIGGERED IF YOU DON'T
>>84133130
Quit fucking asking already.
>>84128882
>Fart-chan
THE STABBENING 3, ONLY ON BLU-RAY AND DIGITAL HD
>>84134001
Not until we get an answer, knife cozy.
>>84130557
>Bubbles suddenly has emotion on her face and cares about Faye
This should be short.
>>84130557
Faye is such a bitch. Why is she tolerated?
Also, this is gonna be Clint and Claire pt 2.
>>84130557
IT'S THE DRINKY FAYE SHOW
DRINKY FAYE
IT'S THE DRINKY FAYE SHOW
DRINKY FAYE
>>84134853
What's with the DOOK?
>>84135361
it is the sound liquids make when pouring out of a glass bottle.
>>84118170
Did...
Did you just compare Hitler to Bob Ross?
>ex military man
>wants to paint
>rejected several times (Hitler from art school, Ross from a program [it wasn't until he did an afro that they let him have some show])
>unique hair styling
>distinct way of speaking
Mein Gott...in some alternate universe, Hitler was a landscape painter and Bob Ross was the leader of a genocidal political party
>>84134853
I liked her better as a drunk anyways.
>>84132786
>girls
>>84132279
Welcome to America, where a dumbass can run for President with a questionable background!
>>84125970
So, like Saints Row the 4th?
>>84106762
That filename cannot be accurate.
>>84128153
This is an edit, right?
>>84106762
>>84138585
>>84131465
You just know he stopped using them because he was afraid if offending. Remember the firework page he changed.
>>84139316
I don't remember it. Could you please explain?
>>84106762
So, who fucks in the ass who?
>>84139332
oh anon you must be new to not know of Claire and her legendary horsecock
>her
>>84139316
Sweet Tits launching fireworks from her butt?
>>84095043
It won't stay long. For some reason Jeph hates long hair and every female in the comic eventually ended up with short hair. Going back to long hair for a while but then back again to short. The only exception to this rule so far is Claire but yes
>she
is a
>girl
>>84104489
>https://www.dropbox.com/s/iq5c33kj31tweez/Bubbles-nude.jpg?dl=0
>>84138585
It's actually, at this moment, 8,081$/month, 10k was before Patreon adjusted the shown sum before taking their cut.
https://www.patreon.com/jephjacques
>>84110141
So Jeph is literally, and With no exaggeration, worse than Hitler?
Can't wait for jeph to make everyone gay now that he's gay.
>>84139871
At art, yes.
>>84139976
he's always been gay. Claire is his self insert
