Well...
>>84085985
Feminist agenda ruins comics again
>>84085985
It feels good to be pandered.
>No metal arm
Had me up until that point.
>>84086049
No budget.
>>84086025
It's not pandering, there was a demand and it was met by someone else.
>>84085985
Bucky looks more like bane.
>>84085985
Well, well. Isn't this the peak of Point Irony Park?
The willful muddying of the nobility, heroics and friendship for base lust. At that supporting the porn industry to that end.
I see Porn is only a problem when it's not catering to the "right" audience.
>>84086002
I don't think you understand who gay porn is for.
Now are these actors REALLY gay, or is this gay-for-pay?
Thank God. After all these really masculine characters from DC, it'd be nice to get some safe and inclusive gay sex. Based MCU.
>>84085985
Is this the first time they've heard of porn parodies?
>>84085985
The bucky there looks better than Sebastian
>>84086213
You seem upset. In specific terms you seem like a butthurt DC fantard fishing for (you)s.
>>84086209
They're buysexual.
>"I’ll FUCK you ’til the end of the line”
>"You're my mission! I will FUCK you"
The taglines are god tier.
>>84086393
They said that?
My sides
>>84085985
Funny because the irony is lost on them on how this is pretty much the same thing.
>>84086213
What is Devin even trying to say
>>84086168
No. We can still go further beyond. When we have Cap X Red skull transexual nazi porn, and gay people are petitioning to allow said transexual nazi porn images to be shown in Germany?
>>84086125
>No budget.
That's no excuse!
>>84086500
>Not Zemo and Captain America
Why even bother, Anon?
>>84086491
>I literally cannot stop sucking dicks
I speak retard.
>>84085985
>This is considered journalism in 2016
The internet was a mistake.
>>84085985
SIERRA
>>84085985
>nobody has ever made gay porn of captain america before
>>84086292
>Fishing for (You)s.
Thank you, namefag.Nobody gives a fuck who you are, BTW.
>>84085985
>Dark hair
Not muh cap
>>84086049
SERIOUSLY
>>84085985
>you asked for it you finally got it
Wew. Take it easy, there. All I wanted was a kiss not a porno.
>>84086213
>Devin Faraci
>No metal arm
This is worst than She-Hulk Chyna.
WE DID IT REDDIT !!!
>>84085985
is cap being played by ryan reynolds
>>84086125
>No budget.
What, they couldn't splurge on buying a can of silver spray paint and a black marker to paint his arm?
>>84086513
The gay porn industry is kinda shitty compared to the regular porn industry.
You could never find something like pic related in gay porn.Yes that's gentleman ghost behind BC
Who pitches?
>>84086491
"I'm a faggot"
>>84086982
>both girls get their names on the cover
>dude doesn't
lol
>>84087051
I'm not an expert but I don't imagine a lot of people give a shit about male actors in str8 porn.
>>84086809
>>84087131
So why bother having him on the cover at all?
>>84085985
WE WON
/Pol/ BTFO
>>84087178
Who is this "we" you speak of?
>>84086958
GAY PORN IS FINALLY LEGAL
>>84087131
But I need to keep track of dudes that have dicks that look similar to my own, so I can find porn I can properly self-insert with
>>84087175
To show off the costume.
>>84086125
>It's not pandering, there was a demand and it was met by someone
That is the definition of pandering.
People use the word negatively, and I guess it is, but, people use what that _is_ negatively.
>>84087361
what the point of the costumes when they strip buck naked when they do the fucking
>>84087401
What kind of shitty cosplay porn have you been watching?
>>84085985
>this was Zemo's trap the entire time
>reads Winter Soldier keywords as Cap and Bucky are making love
>"MISSION REPORT: GAY PRIDE PARADE, 1991"
I got nothing beside this don't hurt me
>>84085985
Its like they've never heard of Japan
>>84087401
Anon, do not talk about things you know nothing about.
>>84087131
You haven't been on /gif/
release date?
>>84087628
I think part 1 already came out.
>Women only want to see men in porn if its men fucking other men
>Women still prefer lesbian porn overall
I feel so unwanted.
>>84085985
Seriously? We're at a point where supposed SJWs push their fetishes so hard that a gay porn parody that was bound to happen anyway gets media attention? Fuck this gay earth
>>84087806
>Fuck this gay earth
That's the point.
>>84087806
A man having sex with a pig gets media attention. The bar is set so low these days why are you getting so triggered?
>>84086049
>Cap not completely shaven
Nope
>>84086049
Bucky would rip Steve's Dick right off
>>84085985
I asked for She Hulk reaming half the female marvel roster with a large futa dick
What about me?
What am I supposed to do?
>>84087839
A man having sex with a pig is more deserving of media attention than standard gay cosplay porn
>>84086882
I didn't assume they did.
Also that's tripfag to you.
>>84085985
That's amazing, they got Ryan Reynolds for the lead role.
>>84087806
its clickbait, don't take it seriously
>>84087806
They were making these before SJWs, newfag. You'll find that burly, handsome men in tights have been attracting gay men for a very long time now.
>>84088084
>What about me?
>What am I supposed to do?
Pray they don't get Chyna again.
>>84088196
>a gay porn parody that was bound to happen anyway
Learn to read you dumbass tripfag.
>>84085985
>I can do this all day
>>84086213
No one bothers shipping characters from DC movies because for someone to start shipping characters you need to care about them first.
>>84088196
Can you read? I said it was bound to happen anyway, not that it was made because of SJWs.
>>84086928
I assumed this was from King of the Hill at first
>>84087739
The women I know have really kinky porn tastes. But yeah, a large portion of them would rather watch same sex porn.
>>84088241
>I can do this all gay
>>84085985
Kill the shippers
>>84088210
Don't worry, bud. Chyna's dead.
which porn parodies has /co/ watched and not just skipped to the porn parts?
I actually skipped the porn parts in the Spiderman one cause it was kinda funny. Lame funny, but that still make me laugh.
>>84088459
Meme Lover was pure pornkino.
>>84088493
and this is capequeero
>>84087401
Do you not understand the concept of porn parodies?
>>84087384
No, it'd be pandering if it was Marvel themselves doing it.
>>84087384
The negative connotation is baked into the definition of the word
>pander: to do or provide what someone wants or demands even though it is not proper, good, or reasonable
But why does Cap look like Ryan Reynolds? Also, at least the porno parody Bucky is truthful lookswise to the comic.
I fully support this porn parody, even if it's not one I'm interested in.
Now where's my Mia Khalifa as Kamala scissoring with Lexi Belle as Carol?
Where's the live action LoK porn parody?
I need to see a qt brown fit girl dominating hard some slender, fragile white girl.
>>84089042
>Lexi Belle as Carol
How the fuck is she going to be Carol? Rikki Six already played her and looks far more like her. Though she's a shit actress, even sucks at acting at sex.
>>84089122
There is quite a bit of that stuff for superheros, but it's mostly a bit softer than that full domination (which I prefer). A lot of it is mind wipe stuff.
>>84089125
I dunno. Lexi just always comes to mind. Rikki Six sounds good. I think I saw some other lesser known pornstar do Carol cosplay too, but with longer hair.
>no metal arm
what's the point?
>>84085985
Cap looks like Ryan Reynolds wtf
>>84085985
Nice
>>84086125
>no budget
>when you could just wrap tinfoil around your arm
It's a parody, not like it has to be accurate.
>>84086209
Didn't the Steve guys do a black widow x captain America scene as well?
>>84088323
the shippers won
>>84089297
how the fuck are they even gonna do proper anal fisting now?
>>84085985
but i didnt ask for this
>>84085985
>tfw you never gave a shit about #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend, and yet you still find this freaking hilarious.
>No metal arm
For fucks sake, just wrap it up in duct tape. Your costumes are already 'Halloween store' tier.
Their superman vs batman one was total shit, superman fucks some rando in a warehouse while batman just watches and jerks off
>>84090190
It is truly upsetting, I bet Steve won't even accidentally trigger Bucky's rapebot programming while they're doing something mundane
>>84090252
we all asked for this anon, we all did.
>>84090544
>Batman gets cucked
Based porn director.
>>84086982
>Tasha Reign as Black Canary
My fucking boner, I need this.
>>84085985
As much as I enjoy the idea of Fagtain ''Steve Dongers'' America and Fucky Barnes together in a porn flick, I hate how they always cast the worst actors, or at least the actors who look the least like their comic book counterparts.
Also they never act anything like the real character, they're always just cock-hungry dogs, but then again, it's a porn, so maybe I'm being too harsh on the ''story''.
>>84090544
The Bat-peeper was the best, but I hated how Supes' just a fucking slut boy.
Men.com does so many videos based on the aesthetic of action movies and prison scenerios. It's weird.
>>84086209
The guy playing Cap has claimed to be straight several times and talked about how he would rarely bottom. He's been fucked about 20 times since that interview a few months ago (during an equally fake "next porn 'star'" reality type crap the same company pulled.
>>84086213
Same shitty company that did this 'parody' did a really bad BvS parody first.
>>84086197
The same people lesbian porn is for.
>>84091607
Faggots love prison
>>84085985
Fucking degenerates.
>>84089012
>>84088162
>>84086961
He's some manlet porn actor that doesn't look at all like these photos in his actual scenes OR this movie -which you can find on file hosts all over the weband is only good wank material if you're a 35+ year old unhappy coffee shop/librarian/over educated service worker female.
>>84087307
>tfw cant enjoy a porn with a guy that has a huge dick because I cant replicate what he feels
>tfw forced to watch japanese videos because they have small dicks
Cest la vie
>>84086049
>yfw Bucky gets the metal arm so it can withstand jacking off Cap's all American cock.
>>84091607
Men is the Roger Cormen of bad porn studios, churning out like 5 scenes a week because it's owned by one of the biggest porn tube site conglomeration owners on the planet. IT purely exists to churn product out to be click bait for the tube sites, so that the legit producers of porn stop suing them and sending them take down notices.
>>84091753
Unrealated but I always hate how I can tell if someone is over 35 on a porn website or even on the 34booru. Its like they write in such a way that you know its them. Such as
>oh yes, wow I love her well shaped ass. Its not often you find an ass like this elsewhere
Or
>Mmm give me that [x]
>>84091658
No it's not, retard.
>>84091734
>>84091715
Faggots belong on /co/, oversensitive faggots like yourselves belong on /pol/.
The joke
>>84091852
>>84091947
Who are you calling a faggot, faggot?
>>84092041
You, faggot.
>>84086197
fujoshi
>>84086213
Batman/Superman is shit, that's why
>>84085985
I just want Ex-Men: Asspocalypse with Yasmin Lee as Psycocke
>>84092681
>Ex-Men
They're all trannies?
>>84092766
You should google Yasmin Lee, or better yet bing, it's better for porn
>>84092584
How dare you
>>84085985
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE!
>>84085985
isn't that what people usually do in a porno?
>>8409268110/10, would want to get fucked in butt by.
>>84087739
don't worry anon, women don't like to watch straight porn because the women are the objects. They'd rather objectify two men or two women because it makes them feel safer. Just don't try to fuck a real life woman like she's a porno actress and you'll be fine.
>>84088210
>Pray they don't get Chyna again.
Gonna be a little difficult to do, homie...
>>84088243
But... they do? There's a fuckload of fanart of the movie version of characters out, probably fics too.
>>84086197
I don't think you understand jokes
>>84089125
Lexi Swallow also played her, but I think she's retired now.
>>84086500
I can't wait for the massive rage shitstorm the porn industry will create when they finally make SpiderGwen and Kamala Khan porn parodies. Pornhub will crash in a day, tops.I want it to be Nova and Kamala
>>84086393
>Evansposter
>no metal arm
NOT MUH
>>84086557
Zemo's not as obviously Nazi. He would get an earlier scene with Cap and Crossbones of course.
>>84089042
>Mia Khalifa
Ugh, Fake as fuck tits.
>>84086393
>the cost of ass is always high, but it's a price I'm willing to pay
>how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?
>if they're shooting at you, they're bad
>>84095464
>Before we get started, does anyone wanna get off?
>>84089122
>That pic
Oh my~
>>84095526
>>84095526
>What are you doing here?
>My wife kicked me out
>>84089314
Glad to know I'm not the only one.
>>84095526
10/10
>>84085985
and people wonder why people hate fags
I know that there is a million things that should bother me about this, but most of all I'm wondering why they didn't shave the guy who's depicting Cap.
>>84091607
Surprised there's no prison rape porn parody involving the Winter Soldier and HYDRA guys.
>>84096170
Eh, there's a lot less violent gay porn than straight porn. Not their thing.
>>84096153
Because bearded Cap is best Cap.
>>84096198
Honestly, I'm going to go with "Fags are pretty fucking vanilla in general aside from the drug usage."
>>84085985
the porn industry, making a buck out of memes and controversy, one whore at a time.
>>84085985
Wow, yaoi sure has cum a long way.
>>84099830
They already did BvS and X-Men: Apocalypse parodies these past months, so it's safe to say they're just going through all capemovies this year.
I am still waiting for theHarley x Ivycosplay porn.
For being one of the most popular ships, they sure get the short stick when it comes to cosplay porn
>>84100245
Still no Black Widow and the Anal Avengers gangbang porn.....
No Watchmen Porn, either.....I need a slutty Silk Spectre II on my computer.
>>84085985
>Bucky's mask isn't a gimp one
Wasted potential
No if only they can just give Elsa a girlfriendor some delicious Anna and Elsa wincest
>>84086393
>I could do this all day
it'shappening and you know it
>>84091658
All porn is for men. Gay, straight, lesbian - all of it is designed with a male audience in mind.
That's why most women prefer erotic literature.
>>84086982
kek The fuck is the Gentleman Ghost doing behind Black Canary? This is some really underground shit.
