Good evening owls of /co/,
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
>>84085546
ON THE EDGE
>>84085546
Boston.
OH WAIT, CAN I CHANGE MY ANSWER?! IS IT TOO LATR?!
>>84085546
ON THE EDGE!
>>84085571
>ON THE EDGE
>>84085579
lol enjoy your traffic :(
>>84085546
AWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAHHH
GIMME SOME EDGE TO CUT MY BEARD OP
>>84085546
HELL IN A CELL
>>84085598
Thank you, helpful cut-in! We'd never have seen the button without it!
>>84085546
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>>84085546
Hello Storyteller.
>WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Florida. Damn this wretched heat.
>>84085618
it makes it look like he's also pushing a button on the gun
>>84085598
this is why prisons are a bad idea and he shoulda just Frank'd 'em
>>84085598
>shorting out a cpu
>by sticking a nail into some wires
He has to set up a magic cookie and forward it to the punishers candygram address first.
>>84085598
I deliver pizzas for a living, I'm used to the slog.
>>84085627
It's pretty shitty here too right now
I want to kill all mosquitos
oh boy this issue has one of the best pages from Punisher 2099.
Way, way, way better than the "where do you live? On the edge!" panel, and even better than the "I don't need a jetpack, I only need rage!" panel.
>>84085689
jesus fucking christ, that's a Frankface
>>84085671
I hope people tip you decently :(
>>84085710
hah!
>>84085710
>I hope people tip you decently :(
Remember Anons, a delivery charge ISNT a tip, and it goes to the store, not the driver. Most of my customers don't know that.
>>84085689
>I want to kill all mosquitos
I heard somewhere that killing all mosquitoes wouldn't do shit to the environment because mosquitoes contribute nothing and the things that eat them also eat other things
basically hurry up and find a way to kill all mosquitoes, science
>>84085746
>Remember Anons, a delivery charge ISNT a tip, and it goes to the store, not the driver. Most of my customers don't know that.
I had this same problem when I delivered chinese take out
I wanted to stab the asshole who called me a liar because I said the delivery charge didn't go to me but I couldn't tell him what the store used it for
>>84085706
I don't believe you desu
>>84085749
And we have all these originally non-native ones that have moved in and spread things like Zika
fucking Zika
>>84085746
I literally never order delivery, but when I do fast casual once in a blue moon, I put some money in the jar.
>>84085749
>because mosquitoes contribute nothing
Don't they qualify as parasites?
>>84085782
ffffff-
>>84085771
2 more pages and you'll see.
Jake basically TALKS the bad guys into jail, and it works because he is so goddamn batshit crazy.
>>84085689
>I want to kill all mosquitos
Whatever the ecological fallout of mosquitoes going extinct is, we can probably live with it.
>that Batgirl movie thread
See, this is why I like hanging out with you all even if I don't like whatever comic we're reading. Better than the alternative.
>>84085764
>I couldn't tell him what the store used it for
Do tell
>>84085804
and there it is
>>84085800
>>84085791
I don't think they count as parasites themselves, but they can give us other fun parasites like malaria and whatnot
>>84085813
I mean I couldn't tell because I didn't know. they sure as hell didn't give it to me
>>84085806
Refn's never gonna get the chance but I'd love if DC said fuck it and just went and bought off a bunch of weird arthouse guys to do their movies.
>>84085800
No chill Not-Frank is fucking fun
>>84085834
Doesn't he do, like, ultra-violent B-movie style shit?
>>84085546
>WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
If I recall correctly, Canada in 2099 was a depopulated wasteland, so a depopulated wasteland?
>>84085877
This was the most hilariously over the top comic. I wonder if Marvel editorial was even paying enough attention to the 2099 line to notice what Mills was doing on this book with making fun of the very same 90s XTREME! faggotry that they specialized in at the time.
>>84059678 cool
>>84085546
U ARE WORST PUNISHER
>>84085813
Basically it's the store charging you extra, because they can. Like a shipping and handling fee.
The real bugbear is that delivery drivers, like waiters, get paid less than minimum wage because we get tips, but nobody is under any obligation to actually give said tips.
>>84085893
>>84085897
I like to think there were a few amused souls letting things sleep through under the radar
I still want to know how we're getting a Dogwelder book
>>84085834
Who would you want on what property?
>>84085911
NO U
>>84085893
Omega and Black are not even on that dial.
>>84085834
Refn on Batgirl?
Meh, sure whatever, guess I'll see
Refn on Batwoman?
Jesus christ take all of my money. It'd be beautiful
>>84085877
Nah, he's a director that uses a lot of intense colour and shadow in his cinematography. Most of its violent in nature but I'd never call it ultra-violent
>>84085877
pretty much. he's an interesting filmmaker, I'd love a super stylized DC movie, even if it is Batgirl in exploitation badass stuff. but without the rape and sexual violence
>>84085926
don't really know and haven't thought about it. The Wachowskis on Legion??I still haven't seen Jupiter Ascending but I still pretend it's a Timber Wolf movie
>>84085929
what kind of DC movie would Lars von Trier make
would anyone's junk get cut off on-screen in it
>>84085939
>Refn on a female-led movie
...has the Neon Demon turned out to defy all expectations or something?
>>84085710
Is that an eject port right above the belt feed?
... Did they design a belt fed revolver that isn't completely horseshit?
>>84085914
>I still want to know how we're getting a Dogwelder book
I want to know what the next ASS8 spin off is going to be. I want this to be a trilogy
>>84085964
>what kind of DC movie would Lars von Trier make
>would anyone's junk get cut off on-screen in itjust imagine him doing the birthing issue from LEGION
>>84085961
Jupiter Ascending is fucking great. The acting and plot are dire and it doesn't matter because it just fucking goes for it and none of that is the reason why you're watching the movie. It's like Pacific Rim or Gods of Egypt.
>>84085834
Frankly, I don't see the appeal of a Batgirl movie.
Give me a Birds of Prey flick, then we'll talk.
>>84085968
like all his stuff reactions seem split between love it and hate it. I wasn't interested and also am a baby about violence but I also heardVampiresare involved so i might check it out now.
>>84085988
ha ha oh my god, his Issues with Women and that fucking issue
>>84085990
>Gods of Egypt
Oh god I forgot about this.
I heard its magnificent schlock
>>84086017
Werner Herzog Apokalips movie plz
>>84086030
It's so, so much better than I was expecting in that respect.
>>84086001
I imagine DC might still be wary about Birds of Prey after their first live-action attempt bombed.
>>84086045
Okay, THAT I would go see.
>>84085782
>fucking Zika
God, Riolympics are going to be such a goddamn clusterfuck.
I would actually give Stan 2099 at least a tryout issue. Stan writing Stan in a future Corporatocracy has kek potential.
An Issue of Venom available purely through UNICEF sold more copies than 90% of all books this year. I don't know if that's all speculator boom, but it's certainly something.
Ad on the bottom there for TEKWAR.
>>84085988
Hold up. Isn't Lars von Trier the dude who made Antichrist?
>Just imagine him doing the birthing issue from LEGION
... Oh, anon, it is a BAD idea to add "chaos reigns" to... that.
>>84086075
I love this Eurotrash fashion
>>84086068
Fantastic, I'll watch it tonight then.
>>84086001
Since Ive been reading a lot of Vertigo lately, I've really wanted another Swamp Thing.
>>84086069
Well GL flopped not that long ago and they're giving that another try
And that show was ages ago so that's enough time for people to forget about it
>>84086111
>Hold up. Isn't Lars von Trier the dude who made Antichrist?
yep
>>84086134
>Well GL flopped not that long ago and they're giving that another try
yeah in five years, MAYBE
GL is fucked
God I hope Suicide Squad is good so Ayer can direct GLC, although the fact he's doing that already seems like its a low chance
>>84086127
Not until Del Toro is free.
>>84086127
i started moore's swampy, it's so fucking good. like i know i know but it beat the hype
>>84086160
I hope SS is good so we get Nightshade and Bronze Tiger in a sequel, and then in comics.
>>84086115
>Ich will den Kopf des Jochanaan
>>84086181
Don't forget Vertigo.
>>84086181
and Vertigo
>>84086182
Salome is an early waifu.
>>84086193
>>84086202
I think Vertigo is a little harder to do well in Hollywood.
>>84086182
Jochanaans*
>>84086069
Thanks for reminding me of that show. It was... something.
>>84086141
>yep
https://youtu.be/Vmn9asN-8AE
As if Lyrl's birth couldn't get anymore fucked up.
>>84086208
Shocking people with "the most disgusting chord in the world" at the end never, ever gets old
>>84085911
Really? Not like Carlos who brazenly wore a helmet in direct violation of the Commandments of Punishing?
Or Jigsaw, that time he decided to be the Punisher and was badly drawn by Chaykin?
bad guys got like a very Hellraisery look towards sex, dig it.
>>84086177
Did you start with Moore? I went from the original Wein run and am almost finished with the fourth series. Moore is easily the best, but the next few runs aren't bad.
I can't wait to read Brightest Day again to see how badly Johns fucked up the mythos.
>>84085897
>>84085914
Honestly, I don't this this is that far off from a lot of the rest of 2099, which was all about over the top cyberpunk cliches.
>>84086242
Actually, not in the score!
don't make me post proof
>>84086181
My theory is that June will die, and Enchantress will transfer over to Eve.
>>84086238
Why's that? He's pretty straightforward, actually. Wicked royalty with a sense of honor. Seems doable.
>>84086250
Ah, I'm a pleb storyteller. I've never heard or seen the opera.
>>84086287
yeah, probably just gonna read his desu. i'll probably get to the Wein/Wrightson and Millar/Morrison ones eventually. I didn't know Wrightson did the art for interiors
i really hope movie Flagg is the same bundle of fucked up comic Flagg is
>>84086315
There's a couple of good options out there, although my favorite pirate has had four Youtube accounts deleted by now
>>84086308
Because royalty is hard to play straight nowadays.
>>84086308
I guess to me he has this theatrical manner that you need to portray with a little bit of irony, and that seems like a hard sell in a movie with the look of the upcoming skawd. Look at how the laconic Deadshot has been transformed.
>>84086356
If you have a recommendation to make, I'll try to make time for it.
>>84086075
When do they start banging, and does Jake seduce her into being Lady Punisher and have his Punish Babies?
>>84086356
move over Karate Kid, this is hax and bullshit
>>84086250
The guns in this are truly amazing.
>>84086321
I prefer staring from the beginning and moving on. Gives me context for some of the characters and what they do, even if other writers forget (would you guess that Abby was basically royalty in a small European country?)
>>84086238
They could probably get away with copypasting Loki, but with more sexy crying.
>>84086386
the film with Teresa Stratas isn't a bad intro--she couldn't do it on stage; there's an Elektra done in the same style, too. the Met video with Mattila is pretty good, although I think they did the second run and not the superior first.
avoid the Maria Ewing vid; not a fan of Malfitano, either. There's at least some full vids up on YT
>>84086416
nice to see you here tonight, /k/
>>84086480
>>84086505
>>84086305
These fucking >_< skulls are so goddamn moe.
>>84086480
They go beyond even Kraut space magic.
>>84086037
>>84086075
Jake preaches wizard levels of reverse psychology.
>>84086531
see, sex dungeons!
>>84086575
You can never escape the sex dungeon.
>>84086287
>but the next few runs aren't bad.
> Veitch never got to finish his run because DC chickened out after Veritgo gave him approval for a Jesus story
>>84086575
Every time I see the word Gladiator I think of that bit from Airplane. Ot gets very distracting sometimes.
That Batgirl movie thread has gone really fucking far off the rails. It's almost funny, actually. Nobody seems to remember what their own arguments were anymore.
>>84086608
Jenette Kahn did a lot of great things, but that was one of her worst.
>>84086608
Anon, after reading the Vaughn run, I'll take what greatness we got.
>>84086451
Who's the not!Hiddleston you cast for that?
>>84086575
the only one of those things I have handled is an AR15
>>84086644
there must be a zillion young hungry sexy vaguely Slavic actors out there you could cast
>>84086669
I think Nikolaj Coster-Waldau wouldn't be a bad pick actually.
>>84086644
Some britbong AK-TOR I don't know because I don't follow theater in countries I live in, much less ones I don't.
>>84086705
Depends on how old you wanna go, but it could work
>>84086740
falling asleep at my desk, whoops
>>84086740
Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't see Vertigo as that young. Probably younger than mid-40s though, sure.
>>84086361
I thought this was a post about opera
>>84086428
For me it depends on the character. for swamp thing I'm good just reading Moore to start.
That Jesus story Veitch had sounds great
>>84086705
Speaking of Gods of Egypt, poor dude can't get a good movie to happen.
Also gotta go GOT, peace
>>84086790
It all depends on how you want to play him, since the Soviet occupation background is less immediate than it was when Ostrander picked him up and worked him over. Lemire went for Balkan chaos, half-successfully IMO.
>>84086822
>>84086836
>>84086814
every post is always potentially about opera
>>84086849
>>84086814
>For me it depends on the character. for swamp thing I'm good just reading Moore to start.
See, I'd argue especially in that case, since Moore drew heavily from previous runs. You'd not care about Matthew Cable if you started with him, and seeing what happened to Liz wouldn't have the same punch if you didn't know what she WAS like.
That said, early volume two was a freaking chore, and I couldn't give less if a fuck about that Anti-Christ story. Of course, my reading habits are why I do long-term storytimes, so it's a mixed bag.
>>84086867
>>84086969
we pre-Clone Saga, right?
>>84086987
Yep.
>>84086987
Before Maximum Clonage there was Maximum Carnage.
>>84086987
>>84087027
>>84086987
Yeah. I think we may actually be right in the middle of Maximum Carnage actually. One of the Bulletins a few issues ago was about Green Jello. Oh. And this one mentions it too.
So we're like... two years away from it or thereabouts? No, wait. 1 year. Because they're hyping Amazing 390 and Ben is back by 400.
>>84087037
>>84086987
Still can't believe we're getting another clone saga
>>84087069
wait, I'd missed the horse legs
>>84087077
neither can I
HOUSE OF IDEAS
>>84087077
I can't believe we're getting another dead Hawkeye saga.
>>84087077
Around the same time we're getting Death and Reign of Superman with Jurgens again
Literally the 90s
>>84087098
>>84087077
>>84087098
They're just following the "proud" tradition of redundancy that gave us OMD/BND.
>>84087129
so when do we get the 90s shit that *I* like
like Thunderbolts art that's more Bagley and less Liefeld, or L.E.G.I.O.N., or Jared Fate
>>84087118
It's ok, Clint might just be arrested instead of dead
>>84087077
After Civil War II, nothing is out of bounds.
Prepare your anuses, Ultimatum 2 is likely at this point. They gotta get rid of the X-Men somehow.
>>84087129
>Literally the 90s
But without all the enjoyable new characters like Superboy, Steel, and Ben Reilly.
>>84087151
>>84087168
Death of X is already on the docket
>>84087197
Kenan might be husbando material.
>>84087206
>>84087206
>Death of X is already on the docket
I wonder who the Blob eats this time.
Teen Jean?
>>84087077
I can't believe you are still reading capeshit after all the sensationalist crap they pull; any continuity they ever build up is torn to ribbons in a few months or years.
>>84086822
How the fuck does Matt's hair work? It's always trailing like a foot behind his head.
>>84087206
Speaking of Death of X
They put out two new variants featuring Mystique and Magneto
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/exclusive-new-marvel-death-x-variants-ultimates-art-more
Because people love pics of their fave characters dying
>>84087083
Bad reading, OP! Very clear here >>84086115
>>84087222
2099 has the BEST religions.
TotIFO feels like it could be a Dire Wraith plot. Or Skrull plot.
Shapeshifter alien plot.
>>84087151
>so when do we get the 90s shit that *I* like
>like Thunderbolts art that's more Bagley and less Liefeld, or L.E.G.I.O.N., or Jared Fate
I hate to be that guy, Storyteller, but Jared's never coming back. He is viewed as an ugly stain on the Dr. Fate legacy. It sucks and it's entirely unfair, but it's the truth.
We may luck out with L.E.G.I.O.N though. There are writers that actually acknowledge them at least.
>>84087129
also new GL rookie(s)
it's like the less edgy 90s
>>84087256
I'm not at my best right now
I'm about to go pass out
>>84087296
Also the batfamily's grown again so it's like the last half of the 90s
>>84087243
>Because people love pics of their fave characters dying
I can't decide if the death of X variants are deliberate trolling in response to "Marvel hates the X-men now" or if it's just tone deafness
I am leaning towards the latter considering how bad they fucked up the "Men of Marvel" covers
>>84087297
Still your allergies?
>>84087338
I dunno, but I feel more like death warmed over than I did at the start of storytime :|
>>84087289
>Jared's never coming back.
Hey we got that one panel in Multiversity 2.
>>84087369
here come the fucking ninjas
>>84087129
So if were going backwards, we're ten years away from another Bronze Age? I liked the 70's and 80's. We had Adam Warlock in clown dimensions, Luke Cage invading sovereign nations for $200..
>>84087369
As long as it's still 'warmed over' - do take care of yourself, yeah.
>>84087403
I would love for another bronze age to roll around
>>84087229
He's actually eaten a person before?
>>84087390
>90s resurgence
>which means the Legion will be at its best again
Well, it's not all bad!
>>84087433
Ultimate Blob ate Wasp's corpse
I dunno if 616 Blob has ever eaten anybody
>>84087243
Mystique is anyone's favorite character?
>>84087403
Well people say Johns is silver age and bronze age so that already happened
>>84087434
let's read some more tomorrow
thank you for reading
cross your fingers that the dog doesn't get me up at 3 AM
>>84087457
Oh well, Ultimate, yeah. Where everyone was a fucking asshole.
>>84087484
Also, given the mention of Green Jello, obligatory!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSbB2Eau74
>>84087484
Thanks OP. Feel better.
>>84087467
not after JLaw, no.
>>84087484
Thanks op
I hope your doggo will be ok
>>84087484
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Again, always a pleasure to hang out with you lot, regardless of what we're reading. It's a welcome reprieve from all the garbage.
>>84087484
Cheers
>>84087523
dog is a strain, I won't lie
>>84087484
thanks OP. I hope the dog behaves
>>84087390
Well, The Specialist WAS one of the premiere antagonists in 2099.
>>84087508
Why not go with the song they did FOR Marvel, broham? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevm2wPbC6Y
>>84087484
Thanks for the storytime. See you tomorrow.
>>84087069
"Once the driver comes in contact with your flesh... it simply dumps its load -- in one second."
um...phrasing?
>>84087206
Gallows has the best faces.
>>84087989
GALLANT HAS THE MACHINE INSIDE OF HIM
>>84087151
>more Bagley and less Liefeld
That's not extreme 90's that's bland 90's
>>84087438
You're right but it wasn't Archie Legion
5YL best Legion
>>84088765
that's going to be a fairly unpopular opinion in this thread
>>84085877
>ultra-violent B-movie style shit?
So...Wild Dog?
>>84086115
>>84086182
I think one of those girls is the one who tried to flee to Beijing.
Jake can't get to this guy fast enough, swear to Thor.
>>84088924
That's fine here's anotherI don't care for the JSA
>>84086416
The guns. The Bike. The armor.
Only thing Jake's missing is a few dinosaurs and my inner 9 year old would lose his goddamned mind.
>>84088924
Ehh if he's only talking Giffen I'll allow it.
anyway all legions are best legionsexcept Bierbaum
>>84089628
Giffen leaving and blowing up the Earth is the end of the Legion for me. I hated Reboot and everything after it
>>84086822
An important aspect of his character was "Fuck the USSR in General."
So clearly, movie Vertigo would have to come fromCrimea.
>>84089590
now that's heresy
>>84090211I don't care for the Legion.
>>84090211
Outside of a few issues of All Star Squadron and Infinity Inc I think the team has a history of mediocre to weak writers/artists
>>84090243
Completely understandable. It's heavy on soap opera and the multiple reboots just make it a mess
>>84085546
KANGARAT MURDER SOCIETY
sleepy "been out all weekend and just got home" reading bump
Although probably reading tomorrow since I've got two other threads to read first. I will say that this isn't quite what I expected to see when I got home.
>>84093043
Being thrown suddenly into 2099 after only a weekend away must be a terrible thing.
>>84090243
I'm kind of there with you, in that once you get past the original COMIC BOOKS stuff it's hard to find something that really seems to deliver on the Legion's potential.
>>84085911
He's the funniest, which is all that counts in this case.
>>84093043
my work here is done
