"Anon...let's fuse!"
>>84083008
I'd rather have sex
>>84083008
Irefuse
>>84083008
No thank you.
Could we just cuddle for a while?
I ain't fusing with no clod
>>84083024
do they even got holes for fukken
>>84083008
Sorry, I'll only fuse with Joey.
>>84083055
>shapeshifters
>>84083079
>shapeshifts dick
>yanks your pants down
>protest that it doesn't work that way
"Gender roles are merely a social construct."
>>84083220
>protest
>implying
>>84083220
How big are we talking? Length? Girth?
get off of /co/ pearl
gosh darn war vet birdjew gem "squeak squak fuse with me garnet" jesus christ
>>84083008
Well...what are you waiting for?
>>84083612
Do it.
>>84083220
you say that like its a bad thing
>>84083629
DO IT!
>posting SJWverse
>prematurely fusion all over her face"i saw that coming"
>>84083442
you know how her punching fists are larger than moral hands? her dong is like that in comparison to a normal benis
>>84083008
I don't watch this show and know nothing about it except from shitposting osmosis but I'd fuck the hell out of the one in the OP and the blue one too.
>>84083008
Oh, you know the Fusion Technique too?
>>84083737
>pic
Sauce?
>>84083008
>Trying to imagine a fusion between me and Garnet
>Am only 90% certain that it won't turn out weird and sexual
Well, whatever happens.
>>84084100
Pretty sure that's Doxy.
>>84083008
No thanks. I rather not do that with you out of all people.
>>84083220
>social construct
>not light construct
No idea why. I want to punch you face real hard right now OP.
>>84086613
You would break your hand.
>>84083055
Amethyst comments about liking to poop so yes.
>>84083008
Only, if I get to slap yo phat ass.
>>84083008
Can I have Pearl instead?
She's been meowing at me since I came in.
Anyone have that picture of Pearl and Lapis rubbing their titties together?
>>84083008
I'm ready to fusizzle
>>84083008
Only if it involves my cock in her ass
>>84083690
Yes yes we get it, you want to fit in with the cool kids.
>>84087718
Because ppl still use the word cool is lame who says cool anymore? Btw this isnt insulting u guy above me.
>>84083953
>accepting a handy from someone with giant crystals embedded in their palms
>>84083008
Ok, but when do we defuse? Or is it diffuse?
When the fuck is this show going to be back on?
>>84087838
at this point I'm convinced that CN picks SU's schedule by throwing darts at their calendar
>>84087832
unfuse i think???
>>84087838
Never hopefully, Tumblr Universe needs to fuck off just like bronies.
>>84087832
>defusing
>>84087881
>>84087832
>tumblrtards can't into basic English
Jesus Christ couldn't even do a quick Google search? Fucking hell.
>>84087890
Oh bronies forgot those were a thing. Heh
>>84083008
we prefer combining.
>>84087950
I have these guys on my shelf of books.
>>84083008
>>84087950
Thanks Doc
>>84087900
This is exactly what i saw when she ask peridot to fuse.
>>84087827
A buttjob from would be better
>>84087900
As off looking and on-point it is. Who is the artist cuz this is good.
>>84088115
http://sketchedatrocities.tumblr.com/
>>84088040
you'd need to invent a new term to describe rubbing between those massive cheeks
"jumbo hotdogging" maybe
>>84088240
>like a cocktail weenie in a regular bun
>>84088240
>>84088313
>"jumbo hotdogging"
>like a cocktail weenie in a regular bun
Anons please, this is too much
>>84087414
Anyone got art of Garnet and her phat ass?
can someone remind me what this monday's episode is?
When will the hiatus end
>>84087583LION AROUND
>>84083073
Hiveswap is never happening anon
>>84088466
god those textures are creepy. why can't it just be spandex? It's like the green lantern uniform all over again
>>84088629
>textures
I like the idea of it
>>84088466
superior Peridot interpretation coming through
>>84083008
[unzips penis]
>>84088466
its like that shitty green lantern movie alien biosuit bullshit
I wish gems were real so I can invent tech that could depower their gems so that they would no longer poof from getting too much damage. this way I can really get nasty and gory. my genius would allow me to create tech that could prevent me from ever doing TOO much damage because I have no interest in killing/shattering my toys.
>>84090453
>I have no interest in killing/shattering my toys.
then just don't scratch the gem itself
>>84090453
>nasty and gory
They are made from light, you numpty. If you removed a limb, nothing would happen besides the limb disappearing form being cut off from the projector, and them then having one limb less.
>>84090736
Amethyst is capable of digestion of some kind.
So she could totally make herself some blood and guts for Anon to play with. Or some reasonable facsimile at least.
>>84090774
They can create something that looks like it and functions like it, but it was against their will they'd just remove it. Now consensual mutilation, that might actually work.
>>84090651
you seem to be making the mistake in thinking that the gems are worth putting on a pedestal
the gems are a parasite race. some insects are beautiful and some repulsive. I happen to enjoy tearing off the wings of beautiful insects. I would especially like get my hands on pearl desu
>>84090736
all of that won't matter since my tech uses magic and magic solves all problems + magic exists in their universe anyway
>>84088527
>>84083008
seriously, if a gem suggested this to you, how scared would some of you be?
you're combining mind and body, as difference of a change between an egg and sperm before they became one being.
>>84090823
>+ magic exists in their universe anyway
Pretty sure all of it is just "magic is just advanced enough technology" and not actual magic though.
But whatever you can use to justify your dumb ideas so you can get to do your stuff I guess.
>>84090916
I liked it better when Gem magic was magic.
>>84090931
They are aliens. It was never going to be real magic.
>>84090931
Magic is dum.
>>84090931
This is SU man, not MLP.
>>84083008
I'm not a rock.
>>84083008
Sure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXElbklTTsU
>>84083008
Only if you smother my head between your thighs after
>>84083008
Full Humans and Full Gems can't fuse, you ET nignog.
>>84083885
>>84090908
The idea of fusion actually sounds really amazing to me. It's kind of the platonic ideal of intimacy. Certainly would make it easier to understand someone.
>>84083008
>Garnet was top waifu in season 1
>then its revealed that she's just two queer midgets in a trenchcoat and isnt her own character anymore
man fuck that
I liked it back when she was just the soft-spoken leader and spiritual expert of rhe group
>>84092126
I want to ntr the red midget with the blue midget
>>84092126
Dam shots fired. But i agree good thing pearl is still my numbuh 1. Still awful but eh i like that about her. But that garnet examine is true.
>>84088240
>you'd need to invent a new term to describe rubbing between those massive cheeks
>"jumbo hotdogging" maybe
>>84088466
i like lapis here, and the distinction between the hypertechno with the normal stuff, even if the hypertechno is a bit too detailed (being that gems are supposed to repsresent, well gems)
>>84092126
This hurts me deeply.
>Season 6 will end with everyone (townies including) changed for the better while Garnet runs around still crying about fusion.
I don't mind that she's a fusion but using Ruby and Sapphire to develop her character is disappointing because I expected the show to tackle Garnet's personal issues like her feelings on leading the CG without Rose.
>>84088466
>>84093084
Nah show ends with giant gem orgy battle and garnet is on board with that.
>>84083008
Anyone remember that beach outfit we will never see again of garnet?
>>84083008
Fuking garnet is doing a threeawesome?
>>84083008
The show is too lewd.
>>84092126
>>84093084
Fucking this. I never had a problem with her being so stoic and monotone, because she had to be the adult and put things together when everyone else was falling apart. She was the Cyclops. Looking at it from that angle really explained everything without too much elaboration. Now she's just "the gay one".
Her design was cooler too. The reddish tones looked a lot better than all that fucking purple and pink.
>>84093938
Bigger hair is better too, it was also more floppy and animated
>>84090856
That's a nice image.
It reminded me that the ending to Repomen was fucking bullshit.
>>84093938
>all that fucking purple and pink.
It worked for Purplekecleon, f-a-m. :^)
>ywn do a lewd fusion dance with Garnet
Life is suffering
Okay
>>84083008
Ready when you are.
>>84093938
>Now she's just "the gay one".
Only if you're fucking autistic.
>>84093084
Also doesn't help that Ruby and Sapphire have no fucking personality other than "le angry red smol gay and le calm blue smol gay uwu"
>>84083690
>He fell for the "SU is an SJW show" meme
>>84083008
OK.Oops.
>>84093938
But they're practically all fucking gay.
And when everyone's gay...
>>84095206
Speaking of which, how post-"Catch and release" Peridot would have been treated in a SJW-esque version of SU?
>>84083055
Official nudes from one of the staff.
They're official no matter what anyone says.
>>84094350
NICE
MASS
>>84083008
OH MY STARS!
>>84093938
Turning garnet purple was the crew going "there, we don't have to hide that she's a fusion anymore"
blacks are inferior at everything
>>84095867
Link
>>84094341
WUZ
>>84098081
SPACE ROCKS
>>84095501
In a truly SJW Steven Universe, the CGs wouldn't be allowed to fight Homeworld because owning gems as slaves and treating anyone beneath the Diamond hierarchy as expendable is just "Homeworld Culture".
>>84088466
I like this. I love the details, and I really dig on the aesthetic.
Plus it's entertaining to see Peridot being so obsessive about rectifying her shortness.
>>84094350
>>84095913
Superhuman thiccness
>>84095451
Syndrome no.
>>84083008
what would that even look like?
>>84092182
I want to go on a punchquest with the red midget while the blue midget worries about us
That's basically the nonsexual version of cuckolding
>>84083008
Remember the last time someone did that?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdo7qvLEHog
>>84083008
>>84092126
Do what I do and pretend Ruby and Sapphire don't exist. She continues to be pretty good
>>84098794
pls more Garnet
>>84101434
>>84101434
>>84083008
"Cries externally" t-thank you.
>>84083008
>"Ugh, Steven, we only fuse for deadly situations."
>"Or if I'm really horny."
>>84083008
I'd rather fight
>>84101356
>['gem shards' blares]
>>84102458
Pearl meant her and Amethyst. She hated fusing with her and woukd only do it when she absolutely had to
>>84102490
>Garnet Popeye not being a fusion of Popeye and Olive
>>84102831
It's really funny because they become a pretty cool person when fused
>>84093234
And Steven's all like:
>AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD
>>84094353
So this is what The Corporation thinks of fusion
Garnet is an underappreciated waifu
I don't know if you're all racist or she intimidates you sexually, but I know it's one of those two.
>after a quick diffusion the sheer memory of my self hatred makes Garnet unable to form for months
whoops
>>84083008
What does fusion feel like?
Who makes the descisions in movement?
>>84105306
She's frigid, how can you love somebody who saves all their lovin' for themselves?
>>84105331
Have you ever been in a dissociative fugue?
I imagine it's kind of like that, but instead of floating outside of yourself but controlling yourself, you're floating with somebody else and sharing control.
>>84105332
She's so sexually charged you'd probably cum just by standing within 10 feet of her
>>84105306
Mainly because of her block hair and lack of lines. Fan art makes her look a lot better than she looks in-show.
>>84083008
dear god yes
>>84095867
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
>>84105362
AoE cum effect: Incapacitates foes for 15 seconds.
>>84090908
I would like it for the same reasons as pearl
>y'now the guy's a pig the only thing he wants is to be somebody else
>>84087950
MANLY COMBINING
>>84104841
>>84101777
>>84101451
Damn, there really is good Garnet art out thereIs there more?
>>84083008
Only if we're theatrical about it. You gotta copy what I do! DA DA DA DUM!!!
>>84105504
>>84106105
So it's possible to make her look hot with the third eye
>>84083024
>Not realizing fusion is so much better.
The reason sex feels so great is because you're intimately close to someone else, and in a very real way vulnerable. But fusion goes to the next level. You give up your physical form and combine it with another's. It's like if you could melt into each other while having sex, and become a new body of ecstasy.
>>84083885
https://youtu.be/0EPIlU5KvKc
>>84093234
>>84105504
Close enough as robot. I was thinking a giant gem fusion orgy minus the robots but still dead on.
>>84105332
>>84105362
>>84105306
she's incapable of loving you
>>84101393
>Pretending Hit the Diamond wasn't an incredible episode.
Don't worry, one day they'll get around to Garnet's feeling about leadership, and the strain it takes on her. And one day they'll have an Amethyst episode where she's not being treated like a giant fuckup.
>>84105332
>>84107787
I thought this is exactly what 4chan looks for in a woman.
>>84107869
True words there on the amethyst thing.
>>84083008
>Our Fusion
>>84107869
>And one day they'll have an Amethyst episode where she's not being treated like a giant fuckup.
can't wait
>>84108540
Admittedly she had some solid episodes in the Sardonyx arc, but that was only because Pearl's a rapist.
>>84098794
>>84098215
>rectifying her shortness
Oh, I'll rectify her if you catch my drift.
>>84105408
>Opal gains Amethyst's dick suckin' lips
>>84105332
>Frigid
Fuck you.
>>84105332
>Garnet is in a constant state of orgasm as a result of being to lesbian midgets that are constantly scissoring
So, still no word on when the so-called "Summer of Steven" is supposed to start?
Even though summer is already 1/3 of the way done.
>>84109179
There hasn't been anything official about it but it's obvious what's happening. They saw that France was going to air new episodes so they decided to push up the June episodes to May. Now the event won't begin until July. And they haven't announced anything because they're occupied with 2 other major events, the PPG/TTG crossover and Regular Show season 7 finale
>>84109179
This >>84109392 effectively, with no announcement tonight we're looking to Thursday or Friday/Saturday. Thursday because it's the last day of June, and announcing things with an ad on the same night of the big events would boost awareness. Friday/Saturday because they've historically made announcements then, and it's the start of July.
If nothing by then, it's anyone's guess. Hopefully they're not waiting until SDCC now, that'd be ridiculous.
>>84101359
Thoughts on smoky quartz?
We know Jasper gets corrupted somehow and I think Steven will fuse with her and try to fix her from the inside.
That or it's pearl/Jasper fusion.
>>84087583
LION THE MOOD
>>84088466
artist?
>>84110985
>Thoughts on smoky quartz?
Smoky Quartzes are grey or white, so... maybe maybe maybe we'll get our very first glimpse of a Gem aligned with White Diamond? Someone that either rolls in to get vengeance on the Crystal Gems, or was bubbled and somehow gets free?
I don't want it to be a freaking fusion, man. We got so many of those already. I want more Homeworld related shit.
>>84110985
Amedot fusion?I just wanted an excuse to post this
>>84111091
>grey or white
Shits Brown as shit
>>84105306
i dont like my gems thicc nah mean
>>84111091
I agree with this sentiment. As interesting as another fusion would be, I'm far more interested in seeing something that we can tie back to White Diamond. If not Smoky Quartz, then what Quartz would White Diamond have? Just plain Quartz?
>>84111348
>Just plain Quartz?
Smoky quartz, morion quartz, clear quartz, rock crystal, tourmalinated quartz, cat's eye quartz, and milky quartz.
Gray (sometimes brown), black, clear, clear, clear with black stripes, gray with white stripes, and white, respectively.
>>84111524
Out of those, I could see smoky, clear, and milky being likely. Something tells me that we're not going to get too obscure or fancy with basal gem.
>>84110985
Do you have any art for a theoretical Amethyst/Jasper fusion? Always thought that'd be maximum thicc.
>>84111627
>>84111672
t-thicc
>>84111840
Best ship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-j0PTH-1tk
>>84098095
N SHIT
>>84088466
>come to bed, peri
>>84083008
...
>>84107869
>incredible
It was definitely "ok"
>>84110771
>Peridot, I...
New episodes when?
pearl is perfect
>>84113214
Never
>>84113190
i want to grind on Bob's bobs
>>84107677
fuck off you crazy sex hippy
>>84105581
>>84083885
step aside, plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FgbAoPTVIg
>>84083031
If Fuse and Refuse were sitting on a fence and Fuse fell off, who was left? :)
>>84113847
Pete
>>84113853
Fuck
>>84111063
http://icyymir.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>84111103
>She looks like Vidalia
I didn't realize how perfect this is until now.
>>84111888
What the fuck would their weapon be
>>84114606
A scarf with a morning star at one end
>>84113156
I wonder what the resulting fusion would look like...
>>84114684
>Implying it would fuse.
It's called a Possessor for reason, anon.
I have a question If Steven fuses with Pearl do you think Rainbow Quartz will come out ?
>>84107677
>The reason sex feels so great is because you're intimately close to someone else, and in a very real way vulnerable.
t. Virgin
>>84087838
Since last summer, every show on CN has had 33-40 new episodes. Steven Universe however has only aired 22 new episodes since then. PPG, which premiered in april has aired 21 new episodes already.
>>84116588
Anon was talking about sex within a relationship, you dirty slutty anon you.
>>84116747
What the fuck. I mean if SU was a 22 minute show I could understand it I guess, but what the fuck.
Riot at the CN headquarters when?
>>84116854
Nobody knows why really. They have a bunch of merchandise coming out for it now and it's one of their highest rated shows, sometimes the highest period, so I doubt they're trying to kill it unless they actually hate money.
Ok guys, i need to know.
Watched this show all the way from the pilot with straight haired Garnet all the way to right after Peridot crashed with her ship. Lost interest for no particular reason and i quite ambivalent towards keep on watching at this point. I don't really mind spoilers. What happened with Lapis Lazuli after that?
On a more controversial topic, i was a video with a guy who said that this show brings up topics such as gay and trans people. I did see the gay part with Garnet's fusion if that counts, but i did not see anything regarding trans people, unless something happened after Peridot.
>>84107677
dude lol go try actually having sex
>>84087984
Too good an idea to pass up.
>>84093938
>>84095451
>>84094479
>>84117232
LESBIAN! SHE'S LESBIAN! LEARN THE DIFFERENCE, YOU MORONS!
>>84115488
No, it would become David Bowie.
>>84117232
You mean after Lapis dragged Jasper into the ocean as Malachite? How about go see for yourself? I will tell you it's definitely not the last time you saw them, so don't worry about that. You do have to be a little patient though. In the mean time there's this small story arc, which most people enjoyed the development happening in this arc a lot. It has to do with that one comment Peridot says to Jasper on the ship: "The whole point of coming here was to check on the cluster!"
>>84118246
ohh no i wanted Dynamo
>>84117232
lapis eventually escapes, but now hates everything
>>84083008
Is it ok if I fuse with just Sapphire?
>>84117232
Stevonnie is kind of a trans people
>>84117234
I had sex with someone I didn't love and I would've enjoyed masturbating more
>>84120833
no
>>84122946
>>84122946
>dat pube patch
This is what I was made for, isn't it? This why I exist? All right. Let's do this.
>>84107677
But I'd rather just have sex
>>84107677
i'm glad Sugar went out of her way to confirm all of this as canon
>>84094341
>>84107869
>>84094479
>purple """"horsefucker"""" kekleon
Don't remind me.
>And one day they'll have an Amethyst episode where she's not being treated like a giant fuckup.
This is the Beach City dream.
>le angry red smol gay and le calm blue smol gay uwu
I dunno about that. Both Ruby and Sapphire seem to have developed some personality outside of that in 'The Answer' and 'Hit the Diamond'.
>>84086665
Wait, what?
>>84126339
do you even watch the show m8¿
But the best fusion already exists.
>>84113190
>>84084310
sig says otherwise
>>84117248
Thx
>>84120900
Stevonnie? What did i miss?
