Fuck,Kill,Marry,Kiss /co/
I don't know who those people are
Literally who are these people
>>84070349
fuck kim, marrystacyand kill ramona
>>84070349
Fuck: Wallace
Kill: Envy
Marry: Kim
Kiss: Ramona
Fuck Scott
mary wallace, fuck kim, kiss ramona, kill envy
>>84070349
Marry Kim
Fuck Ramona
Kiss Wallace
Kill Envy
>>84070733
>>84070897
>>84070917
That's not Envy, try reading the comic and not just watching the movie.
>>84070349
Fuck Ramona
Marry Kim
Kiss Lisa
Kill Wallace
>All these people calling Lisa Envy
Am I right or wrong? Now I'm confused.
>>84070349
>>84070988
my bad. havent read the comic since high school
lisa was pretty forgettable.
>>84071031
What the fuck did you say about Lisa?!?!
>>84070349
Fuck: Lisa
Kill: Ramona
Marry: Kim
Kiss: Wallace
I guess you could switch Wallace and Ramona. I would not like to kiss either of them (a gay or an ashtray), but I wouldn't like to kill Wallace either, Ramona is a piece of shit.
>>84070349
>Fuck
Kim
>Kill
Envy
>Marry
Ramona
>kiss
Wallace
Hey so I just started reading this comic.
The movie trailer looks like bad, was it bad?
>>84070349
Fuck:Kim, Kill:Envy, Marry:Wallace, Kiss:Stephen
>>84070372
>>84070394
Name on filename summerfags
>>84071175
Its good, just not a very faithful adaptation after the first book.
Also Michael Cena is not nearly unaware enough to be Scott
>>84071175
It really depends. I mildly enjoyed it, though I think Michael Cera was a bad choice for Scott (and almost everyone else too, besides Julie probably). There's just something about it that makes me cringe but I can't really put it into words.
>>84070349
Fuck Ramona
Kill Wallace
Marry Kim
Kiss Lisa
Easiest fuck marry kill question ever.
>>84071226
Yeah, just by the trailer I don't think they really captured the vibe of the comic, at where I'm at right now, at only a quarter of the way through.
Micheal Cera kind of fits Scott's persona I'd assume, is he not the lovable dumb ass like in the comic?
Fuck Lisa
Marry Kim
Kill Ramona
Kiss Wallace
The only correct set of answers
>>84070349
>no knives
who am i supposed to marry you dingus
>>84070349
wallace/ramona/wallace/kim
>>84070349
I thought Knives turned 18 during the course of the series. Oh and also Envy's missing.
Fuck Lisa, Kill Ramona, Marry Will, Kiss Kim
>not marrying the town slut lisa miller
i seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>84070349
Fuck Wallace, marry Kim, kiss Knives, kill Ramona.
>no one likes ramona
but she's a bitchy thick qt
>>84071403
Wait that's not Kim is it? Whatever. Same answer. If I'm in the same universe as these people there is no way I'm not marrying Kim.
but i just want to fuck ramona and call her mean names
>>84070349
Fuck Kim, Marry Wallace, Kill Ramona, Kiss Envy
>>84071411
Ramona is a HUGE BITCH with too much baggage. It would be a mercy killing
>>84071469
>ramona asks scott if she cheated on her with knives
>scott gives this response
i forget how comic scott isn't entirely a pussy
>>84071500
Scott and Ramona are so shitty they surely deserve eachother.
>>84070349
Fuck Lisa
Marry Kim
Kiss Ramona
Kill Wallace
>All these faggots mistaking Lisa as Envy
>>84071684
>Kill Wallace
What are you gay?
>>84071751
I might be gay but I'm no homo.
>>84070349
Kim, Ramona, Lisa, Wallace.
>>84072091
>>84071000
It's very clearly Lisa.
>>84072144
poor lisa
no one recognizes her
>>84070349
Fuck Lisa
Kill Wallace
Marry Kim
Kiss Ramona
>>84070349
Fuck Wallace
Marry Kim
Kiss Lisa
Kill Ramona
>>84071343
she did.
who is will?
>>84071266
Cera fits Scott's well enough, but I feel like Scott is supposed to be able to momentarily pass as an adult man for a short moment before collapsing into his true baby form once you've been formally introduced. While it's hard to not see Cera as an awkward loser at all times.
Though maybe that's just the comic's sameface problem affecting my interpretation of how he's supposed to appear.
Reminder that ScottXKnives was the original ending to the movie and without it the added subtext between Knives and Scott doesn't make much sense.
>>84070349
Marry Kim
Fuck Ramona
Kiss Wallace
Kill Envy
Fuck Lisa
Marry Kim
Kiss Wallace
Kill Ramona
>>84072521
Reminder to read the fucking comic which actually matters
>>84072544
Reminder that the only thing that actually matters is the video game.
>>84072555
>Scott will never make all the girls happy with harem ending
>>84072555
>tfw pc release never
All these SP threads the past few days are comfy.
>>84070349
Kill all of them.
Death to normie non-virgins!
>>84070349
Fuck, Marry, Kiss wallace.
Too busy taming twink ass to care about killing the others.
>>84070349
>No roxy
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
>>84072587
goddamnit Bryan I WANNA KNOW IF THIS WILL BECOME REAL! TELL ME YOU'RE MAKING THE TOP WAIFU COMIC! TELL ME!
>>84071303
This man speaks the truth.
>>84072697
Fat lesbo whore is no good for relationships bet she doesn't even file her own taxes. Oh wait, they don't have taxes in Canada. Go figure. She's a penniless bum.
>>84072960
>they don't have taxes in Canada
>>84072960
>She's a penniless bum.
I get it, because she exploded into girly crap instead of money, right?
>>84073088
French coins, no American pennies.
>>84072997
Except Quebec, I hear. It's apparently stupidly expensive there. Taxes aside, a guy shouldn't have to pay that much for some shitty alcohol and burgers.
Is Hazel better than all the SP girls?
I kind of want to fuck Kim, but then I remember what she looks like in the movies.
>>84070349
Kim is best girl
>>84072142
Why do we get reminded he’s a fag every other page?
>>84073800
They were all pretty ugly in the movie. I guess that's 3D for you
Fuck Ramona, Marry Kim, Kiss Wallace, Kill Lisa.
Fem TMNT characters. Who, /co/?
> Fuck Raph
> KillDonnie :(
> Marry Leo
> Kiss MikeyI'm sorry, FemDonnie, someone had to go.
>>84070349
Fuck Lisa
Kill Ramona
Marry Kim
Kiss Wallace
Wallace is one of those characters anyone would go gay for.
>>84070349
Something always bothered me about scott pilgrim as a whole. I guess I feel like it tries too hard to be quirky and nerdy and the dialog comes off like a teenager wrote it.
The movie is even worse, who the fuck casts michael cera for anything other than "awkward nerdy pussy" because it's the only thing he can play.
>>84070349
Is this comic any good? I tried reading it years ago but lost interest.
>>84074069
Do you like waifus? then yes.
>>84072570
>Scott will never make anyone happy because he is a scum bag
>>84070349
Fuck Ramona
Kill Wallace
Marry Kim
Kiss Blondie
>>84071175
it is very bad, unrelated to the franchise, its just bad as a movie
>>84072555
>that Ramona
I know people hate her but god DAMN. THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>84070349
Easy one yet
Kiss Wallace
Kill Ramona
Fuck Lisa
Marry Kim
>>84074069
I just started reading it.
This is basically it
>Cutesy, simply romantic, reddit/casual geek humor, and waifus
>>84070349
Fuck them all then kill myself
>>84070349
Kiss Wallace
Kill Ramona
Fuck Kim
Marry Lisa
>>84073088
She turned into woodland creatures, like from Sonic, my friend.
>>84071175
The movie was really entertaining. But I have shit taste obviously.
Fuck Knives, Marry Knives, Kiss Knives, Kill Scott
>>84075707
As a standalone movie it would actually be good but it felt just a bit off since it tried to squeeze 6 books into 2 hours
>>84071500
he's still kind of a pussy
he's just a lot more of a spas.
>>84075125
Fucking thank you.
>>84071540
that's the point of comic, both are horrible people
>>84072555
Reminder that despite being released in the modern age this game is lost forever
>>84076202
The fact that it was able to get the rough story in was amazing. It's an amazing movie on a technical level, and also really enjoyable to watch.
>>84071175
It's solid as a standalone thing, and it's great that the comic got something like this, but it's not really faithful to the comic, for better or for worse.
The visuals are fantastic though, and they pretty much carry the film.
>>84071266
It's sort of a difference between the comic and the movie.
As the series progresses you start to realize Scott really is an asshole, which the movie Scott never really gets into.
Specifically, some moments in the comic have very different implications in the movie (like the animated short).
>>84070349
>rape
>rape
>rape
>rape
>>84076202
nah the movie was ok as it's own universe, it did good for condensing the whole comic in a two hour movie, I still think the Ramona ending doesn't fit due all the lost plot points from the comic, the Chau ending fits better.
>>84073869
Because being gay is his character trait he's literally a token gay guy
>>84078988
the biggest difference is the movie crams the story into a short timeline, the books are like over months iirc, so the story changes from Scott's growth to being more about the start of a relationship.
>>84078222
Your trips tell me to sayyour welcome
>>84070349
Fuck Lisa
Kill Ramona
Marry Kim
Kiss Wallace
>>84070349
Fuck: Kim
Marry: Lisa
Kill: Ramona
Kiss: Wall- wait
Fuck: Lisa
Marry: Kim
Kill: Ramona
Kiss: Walla-FUCK
Fuck: Kim
Marry: Lisa
Kill: Ramona
Kiss: Fine. Wallace. Only once
Stupid based flamboyant gay best friend
>>84070349
Kill Ramona, Kiss Wallace, Fuck Lisa, Marry Kim all in that order
>>84074672
thats not thic you stupid fuck
>>84078988
the film manages to convey scott isn't really mature, and a couple of scenes, like Scott leaping out the window to avoid Knives, really do a good job at making him unlikable. i don't quite get the casting of michael cera as scott, because scott in the comics does not come off as a gangly lesbian with a soft face
>>84078934
natalie's arc and character probably suffered the worst, but all the changes made for the film are for the sake of it being a 2 hour movie, so i can forgive it mostly
>>84083354
Young Neil's actor would've made a perfect Scott by looks alone
Damn it, all this Scott talk is making me want to actually re-read Scott Pilgrimbut I don't have Vol2
>>84083393
young neil would have. don't get me wrong, i like michael cera in the role, but everyone else is so...spot on to their comic counterparts. and then scott.
>>84083497
It's true. The casting was great. Knives was spot on. Wallace was spot on. Kim was spot on. All the evil exes was spot on
And then there was just Scott
>>84083497
>>84083531
I'd say Ramona's actor was the only other person that felt kinda not right for the role.
>>84083595
Wallace's actor needed more boyancy. He was all flam but no boyance
>>84083531
to be fair,noticing this made for a hilarious trip while watching Scott Pilgrim in which every character's face was solid, like it was inked or highlighted, except for Michael Cera's, whose face bulged and melted throughout because it was so soft and didn't fit.
>>84083628
you take that back about muh culkinfu
>>84083647
>Scott Pilgrim: The Movie is actually the story of what happens when you put a 3DPD in a 2D film
>>84070349
>fuck
Wallace.
>marry
Ramona.
>kiss
Lisa.
>kill
Kim.
>>84083699
>>kill
>Kim.
>KILL
>KIM
What is WRONG WITH YOU?
>>84071031
>lisa was pretty forgettable
You want to take that back?
>>84071360
>slut
ACTRESS. It was for a stupid soap opera gig.
>People putting anyone but Ramona in the kill slot
>>84083695
god, i don't need my mind retroactively blown by that night any more than it already was
>>84072814
2017.
>>84070349
>marry
Lisa.
>kill
Ramona.
>kiss
Wallace.
>fuck
Kim.
>All these people not marrying Wallace.
What are you, gay?
>>84083947
wallace is best as best friend who can buff and debuff like any bard should. however, as a bard, wallace will never be monogamous with you.
>No animated series about Scott in HS/College
This isn't fair.
>>84073926
the only correct answer
>>84084102
Never Ever
https://youtu.be/BitByGeWGxU
>>84074446
>kill Wallace
nigga you just went full plebeian
>>84084560
Part of me wonders if Kim's acting is purposely stilted and awkward because it's Scott's warped re imagining of the events. Like she's just a stand-in for the actual Kim in his head.
>>84070349
Fuck: Wallace
Marry: Kim
Kiss: Envy
Kill: Ramona seriously she is the worst character in the comic
>>84084560
forgot how much fun wavves was
Marry Knives, fuck Kim and kill Ramona
>>84084705
Well yeah, that Simon Lee dude looked exactly like Gideon for a reason. He was altering his memories.
>>84070349
>legal in US to marry Wallace now
why would I pick anyone else?
>>84071031
>Lisa
>forgettable
What did Ramona have that Knives didn't?
>>84084918
>>84084918
Experience? Mysteriousness? Dyed hair? Access into a pocket dimension that allowed free travel to near everywhere?
>>84084918
The ability to enter subspace, and therefore constantly travel through his mind causing him to be subliminally obsessed with her and then have the "unobtainable" allure of a mysterious manic pixie dreamgirl with a cryptic past, many secrets and a challenge he must overcome in order to date her.
For a giant dork like Scott, she's like all the cliche dreamgirls wrapped into one.
>>84083853
YES
>>84078879
Thank god it's still on my PS3. Beat it with three bros when it was new and it's one of the best beat-em-ups there is. Period.
>>84084992
>Scott was only enchanted into thinking she's perfect
>Has to risk his life just to date her
>Ramona is all challenge and no reward
>She was extremely hung up on a shitty possessive asshole for an ex
Why did he settle for her?
What did Lisa have that Ramona didnt?
Kill: Everyone but Wallace
Kiss/Marry/Fuck: Wallace
>>84083671
>implying Rory isn't the hottest one.
>>84085106
Because Scott's also a garbage person who conveniently forgets parts of his life where he was an asshole, forgets everyone who's not in his inner circle, is COMPLETELY oblivious to things that happen around him if they don't directly concern him, dates 17 year olds while he's in his early 20s, takes 6 books to acknowledge any of his mistakes and his only merits are that he's a good fighter, slightly charismatic, and is not half bad at playing the Bass.
>>84085234
>dates 17 year olds while he's in his early 20s
Let's be Jimeny Cricket here
Knives was pretty cute. Even while she was using Young Neil to get Scott jealous and going full yandere before getting over him and moving on
>>84085374
I won't deny that. There's still like a 5-6 year age difference to date a naiive High school girl. And like all of his friends pointed out. He was dating Knives because it was easy. She's a virgin to almost everything in life so everything Scott shows her is basically brand new. He gets to basically be an authority on everything even though he's actually a dope and she'll never challenge him on it.
>>84085107
A career path, goals, and a lovable personality
>>84085234
While it's weird because she's still in school he didn't break the half your age plus seven rule.
>>84085234
Yeah but Scott realizes he sucks towards the end and starts working to be a better person albeit slowly. Ramona acknowledges she's a bitch and just kind of stays that way. Scott and Kim or Scott alone moving back up north to work on his life would have been the best endings to be honest
>>84072517
Scott is supposed to be a braindead douchebag.
The movie version typecast Cera and turned him into a stupid fucking loser like all Cera roles.
>>84085668
The best endings would've been Scott and Kim, Scott and Lisa, Scot, Kim, and Lisa, or just Scott
Seriously, there needs to be a spinoff of Scott's highschool/college days or a one shot of everyone post-Vol. 6
>>84085668
Book 6 she had gone away on a sabbatical because she honestly felt guilty about not being good enough for him. Granted she didn't explain that to him because she's an emotional wreck. It's not much but she is aware of her faults and when fight or flight kicks in, Ramona Flies. I feel like people are a bit too hard on her though. Like she's obviously shitty because that's kind of the point of the story, but she still tries and Scott's happy with her, which is all that matters. I really don't feel like scott deserves much better. Just because he accepted all the awful shit he's done doesn't mean he's not still a cunt for doing all of it.
>>84085875
It's because Scott manifested a negative version of himself which caused him to change after realising that N-Scott is actually who he is while Ramona kind of just stayed the same
Ramona should get a Negative version of herself
>>84085970
Scott was ignorant and completely clueless to how much of a giant shit he was, allowing that to manifest into his Nega self. Ramona wasn't in denial. She seemed to just not care as much and acted on her own when her emotions got to her.
Also great theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TakfAzb5bSY
>>84086138
>When Nega Scott shows up
God what an eerie theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WateRywJgag
>>84086224
God fucking damn where the fuck do I get the other musical assets of the game outside of the OST. I'm so desperate for it.
>>84086224
>When you know who it is but the theme still freaks you out
N-Scott may have been the manifestation of Scott's flaws, but god damn
>>84086280
Pic related
>>84070349
kill the faggot first and foremost
>>84086224
>>84086138
Anamanaguchi is fucking dope
>>84070349
Fuck: Ramona
Kill: envy (after fuck her)
Marry:Kim
Kiss: Wallace (and then fuck him)
>>84087588
>Envy
>>84087640
do i have to put Lisa? bu...but i don't want to anon
>>84070349
Fuck Envy
Kill Wallace (Sorry Bro)
Marry Kim
Kiss Ramona
You know mine is the right answer.
>>84087640
okay okay fine..
i kiss Lisa...on the cheek...the right one
Still fucking and killing Envy tho
>>84087111
>The entire game's soundtrack
Is there even a bad track?
>>84087721
It's true...
>>84087735
It's has no flaws whatsoever. Except for the fact that the rest of the game's music is hidden somewhere.
>lisa was pretty forgettable
>>84078879
Just downloaded it Friday. Thanks to the anon that tipped us off about the BestBuy thing.
why y'all confusing lisa for envy
>>84088119
Cause they look before they leap
Kiss,Marry and Fuckkill Ramona
Kiss lisa
Marry lisa
Fuck lisa really hard
Kill ramona
We've had a lot of Scott Pilgrim threads on /co/ lately.
Not that I mind, I actually love this series, It just seems a little peculiar
>>84070349
Kill everyone. Everyone in that verse is a bunch of no good cunts.
Kill: Ramona
Kiss: Wallace
Fuck: Lisa
Marry: Kim
>>84071540
>>84078857
I have a weird love for stories like that where both partners are generally terrible people/outcasts that end up with each other as a matter of circumstance almost.
>>84072587
I have been thirsting for a pc release ever since the game was announced
>>84089810
the dream
>>84089997
They've been pretty chill. They don't really last too long so I guess people start new threads to squeeze more discussion out of it.
>>84070349
Kiss: Kim
Fuck: Wallace
Marry: Lisa
Kill: Ramona
Kim is the GOAT waifu
>>84070349
I just realized OP posted the cropped pic.
>>84070349
Mary:Lisa/Kim.
Kill:Wallace.
Fuck: Ramona (I like ass)
>>84084040
this is great but where are their boners? they should be almost touching.
>>84092153
I thought that pic would have been worse
>>84086224
>>84087111
>>84087735
>mfw I snagged a physical copy
>>84084918
Ass and titties. Also A LITTLE more mental maturity.
>>84092765
Knives was a love-sick teenager. Scott was right to dump her, though it's his fault for leading her on in the first place.
>>84071259
This. Period.
>not marrying the redhead
>>84074183
Yup.
>>84093041
Bingo. For some reason a lot of fags tend to think Scott dumping knives was the wrong thing.
>>84071259
>>84093128
>Killing Wallace
>Killing anyone but Ramona
What are you, fucking homos?
