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I present you the three characters that ruined Homestuck.

And no, Vriska is just a plot device.
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Home stuck is shit anyway. Back to Tumblr with you.
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okay terezi was always fuckin obnoxious
and dave used to be fun but then he became a huge killjoy and that's pretty emblematic of the comic's decline
but wtf did dirk do
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>>84070009
Jake
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>>84069955
We're allowed to be here
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I accepted retconned Dave enjoys having alien cock up his ass. I accepted he loves Karkat's bulge so much, his only source of nutrition on the whole meteor trip was from the genetic material fed to him through daily blowjobs. I have accepted that Dave is a faggot, and that he is proud of it. He is free to wear a rainbow flag around his waist while Karkat frots with him. They are free to make out while reading Hunk Rump magazine. They are free to 69 each other in fulfillment of Karkat's symbol. I have accepted Dave will never be with Jade, since she does not have alien balls to suck on. Dave is the epitome of homosexuality, and that I can agree that is canon.

That doesn't mean Davekat isn't really dumb though.
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>>84069898
>dave ruined homestuck
more like homestuck ruined dave
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>>84069898
>all three characters were told by a different piece of lord english to 'ascend to the highest point of the building' (dave by bro[AR], terezi by gamzee, dirk by caliborn)
>all three carried lil cal up with them
>their final battle was together, against jack english, at the highest point of a building
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>>84070128
Calm down there edgelord
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>>84069898
No character ruined Homestuck. The writing did.
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>>84070147
Drink bleach please.
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Opinions on the name 'Imperi Posein'?
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>>84070137
they chose a pretty shit place to fight desu
like the rooftop of a fuckhuge tall crypt
don't you think that's a little bit dangerous oh golly gee4
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>>84070228
This troll whore needs to get fucked hard!
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>>84070228
I want that troll whore to bend me over and fuck me hard.
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>>84070228
name sounds a little too contrived
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>>84070077
>>84070128
>>84070200
If you actually lurked these threads you'd know that we are extremely different from the tumblr fanbase you midnight shitposter.

We bitch about how it isn't good anymore and tumblr never realized it became not-good in the first place.
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Is it possible for you to send a Paradox Clone into your session twice and have one end up as your guardian?
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>>84070228
Draw her naked and I'll tell you
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>>84070346
what happens if you kiss a dead doomed self from another timeline with your dreamself still around
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>>84070137
>jack english's powers ultimately came from caliborn killing yaldabaoth
>when jack english was beheaded, his head exploded and killed yaldabaoth
pottery
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>>84070404
Oh, geez, why'd you answer my question with another question?
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>>84070346
what, you mean like, do the ectobiology twice?
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>>84070420
do paradox clones have bellybuttons??????
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>>84070420
they're both about having two of you in a session
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>YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT.
Do what.
>GO BACKWARDS.
This isn't backwards stupid. It's forwards.
After all the trickster shit happened.
>NO. I MEAN.
>BACKWARDS BY AN "ACT".
>OR I GUESS. AN "ACT ACT ACT"?
>ARGH. I HATE THE THINGS I'M FORCED TO SAY. AND ACKNOWLEDGE AS REAL. BECAUSE OF YOU.
I can go back all the act act acts I want.
The act act acts are kind of meaningless anyway.
Besides, trickster mode was getting obnoxious.
>NO IT WASN'T!
Yes it was.
>NO.
Yes.
>NO.
Let's not do the Equius yes/no thing.
>IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS THE BEST THING I EVER UNLOCKED. FROM YOUR BULLSHIT MONITORS.
>DON'T ERASE THE ONLY AWESOME THING. I EVER SAW THESE ASSHOLES DO. ASIDE FROM DYING.
What are you talking about? I didn't erase it. It was still a thing that happened.
Do you really think I have the power to make something unhappen??
I would have to be a wizard to do that. And as we both know perfectly well, magic is fake as shit.

I think we all know which character ruined homestuck
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>>84070429
Well, yeah, that and that's basically what John did. I think, I mean, somewhat.
>>84070439
Yes? Oh, Gosh, I don't know. ;(
>>84070446
I guess. :/
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>>84070346
If you just ectobiologise twice one of them's probably going to be a mutant.
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>>84070478
Was the mutation ever specified? Wait, what if Dave/Dirk and Rose/Roxy are actually mutants and that's why their eyes are weird? :O
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>>84070519
if they're albino then it would be super weird for nobody to ever mention it
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>>84070592
Skin as white as a ghost!
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>>84070228
Something about her design seems a bit bland. Maybe a gold belt and/or necklace? It looks like she should have more jewelry considering Eridan's and Feferi's outfits

I don't have any complaints about the name, though
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>that one fic where John, Jake, Dave and even Dirk take turns on fucking Rose
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>>84070592
Maybe they're just being nice since the only people who would think that would be abnormal would be John and Jane, maybe.
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>>84069898
I've never read Homestuck, but that middle one with the horns looks pretty cool
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did that guy ever post the sburb tabletop rules
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>>84070612
wouldn't Rose burst into flames after like two minutes on her land
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>>84070592
>>84070612
Didn't Karkat call them "pink" one time?
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>>84070612
>dave
>white
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>>84070650
maybe that's why she never did her land quest and tried to break the game
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>>84070650
Depends on the amount of UV radiation. It might just have been the equivalent of staying indoors with fluorescent lighting
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>>84070659
Even if they weren't albino, they'd still have weirdo eyes and that's enough to support my fanfiction bait headcannon.
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>>84070009
Dirk had the most potential of the alpha kids, but ended up becoming an embodiment of everything wrong with the later parts of Homestuck (aka relationship drama that nobody should give a fuck about, shoving homosexuality in to appeal to the tumblr crowd.)
Wouldn't even be mad about Dirk being gay if he wasn't handled in such a weird "rapey" way.
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>>84070450
>Vriska will never rape you
Why live?
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>>84070696
can fluorescent light diffract like that
is there a scientist in the house
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>>84070696
why was this beautiful land wasted so badly
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>>84070716
Why would you be mad about Dirk being gay in the first place?
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>>84070668
>When you pick a random shirt from da Goodwill an' scrawny-ass white kids start yellin' weird bullshit at you
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>>84070659
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>>84070742
why was jade's land so boring
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>>84070759
Why was John's land so comfy?
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>>84070743
Because he was handled in a weird rapey way that gave way to relationship drama horseshit?

>>84070742
I honestly feel like Hussie had no idea what to do with Rose after Cascade. I get the strange feeling that she was supposed to take Terezi's and Roxy's place guiding John, but that was scrapped when she became Kanaya's love interest, and Hussie had to build up that John/Roxy relationship.
Again, shipping is cancer to Homestuck.
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>>84070759
It took me a second to remember what Jade's land even was; I probably would've forgotten if not for Sunslammer.
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>>84070759
>Not liking Snow worlds
It was a shame that it all melted.
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>>84070743
the two big reasons would probably be
1. expectations and headcanons created for Bro being invalidated
2. perception that hussie was pandering to a different group of fans
you can probably tell why bro being gay was controversial around here back in 2011
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>>84070743
boy hasn't worked a day in his life to earn homosexual sex
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>>84070743
I was honestly more upset about Rose being made gay.
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>>84070716
Why do you think he had potential?
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>>84070788
Rose stopped being interesting because she was originally THE snarky asshole. Then a whole race of snarky assholes appeared.
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>>84070228
>those gold arm and leg coverings
make them cyan or dark red and we have a deal

Seriously, I am uncomfortably attracted by them for some reason
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>>84070851
>being made gay
>implying implications
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>that one fic where Latula...
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>>84070872
>Implying implications about implications.
>Implying she was always gay.
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>>84070877
Was in a very loving relationship?
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>>84070872
I guess those John/Rose teases never existed then.
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Say you marry Johndesce. How would the honeymoon play out?
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>>84070890
WITH CRONUS!
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>>84070888
>>84070894
What is bi, poly, or demi for $500 Alec
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>>84070851
Yeah, Rose being lesbian felt cliche as fuck, which is kind of funny for a guy who said that he didn't do John/Rose because it was cliche.

>>84070853
Because he had such a strong introduction. You have this guy who's kind of like Dave, but he's far more intellectual in his approach to irony. Not to mention he tinkers with robotics and was built up as being this sort of puppet master. But then he actually enters the game, and is regulated to relationship drama. He ends up feeling mostly pointless after Dirk: Unite. Most of the Alpha kids do, actually, outside of Roxy.
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>>84070847
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>>84070823
>1. expectations and headcanons created for Bro being invalidated
So him not liking puss has that much of a devastating effect on headcanons? Dude lived surrounded by puppet dong and was clearly insane, I doubt he got laid much either way.

>>84070851
>I was honestly more upset about Rose being made gay.
Did you want her to get pregnant and have babies and shit with some dude? Who fucking cares. That shit is old.
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>>84070894
>queer people never tease their str8 friends
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>>84070910
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>>84070931
The ones in the narrative itself.
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>>84070912
>poly, demi
What the Heck, Liveblogger?

Also, it's more of a problem that she's a lesbian out of nowhere which ruined some of my favorite ships. ;/
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>>84070888
>>84070894
Bisexuality is more common in women than men. Why do people always forget that?
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>>84070912
>poly, or demi
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>>84070922
>So him not liking puss has that much of a devastating effect on headcanons?
well yeah
because being a homosexual is an act of sincerity
damages his credibility as a master ironicist
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>>84070933
Latula didn't find it disgusting when her stomach got inflated with violet semen.
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>>84070948
women do that shit for attention.
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>>84070732
It looks like it could be possible with blue, violet, and yellow as the CMY. The contents of the atmosphere and/or ocean might filter out some of the other colors, or the blue and green combine into cyan and the red and violet combine into magenta. Physics wasn't my forte, though, and doing spectra in chemistry was a pain, so if anyone else has inputs, feel free

>>84070742
It's a shame
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>>84071016
>>84070732
Goddammit I was supposed to include the spectrum
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>>84070868
here
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>sending a msg half an hour after someone was last online
Double Dammit

>>84071095
The gloves and thigh guards feel really reminiscent of early MK ninjas to be honest
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>>84071095
Don't like the gloves. Keep the footies though.
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Anyone else remember when we all wanted RoseMary to be about sharp-tongued, classy lipstick lesbians?

Man, those were the times.
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>>84071095
Still too much clothing
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>>84071146
yeah
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>>84071160
It's easy access

That's all that counts
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>>84071177
cuckanaya...
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>>84071146
Another failure of the writer
>>84071177
That rose is a qt
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>>84071146
One of the many things lost when Mad King Fauntleroy ascended to his Throne of Lies and established the Court of Disappointment
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>>84071194
You clearly don't remember the old days with Rose's horrifically xenophilic tainted womb.
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>>84070912
>poly or demi
I usually give you a pass for Derscest but come on
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>>84071095
Christ. That is almost exactly what I was thinking of, thanks.

>>84071137
MK ninjas?
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>>84070922
>Did you want her to get pregnant and have babies and shit with some dude?
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>>84071214
its still cucking even if its a huge squid
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man when did liking threesomes become a /hst/ sin
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>>84071244
How is Kanaya impregnating Rose cucking, anon you're fucking meme'd the hell out
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>>84071231
Mortal Kombat ninjas.
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>>84071232
>Jade, after getting pregnant and loving it because she's weird, makes it a point to get all her friends and family on the baby train
>After all, breeding duties WERE her thing
>cue her sabotaging and trying to get all the other girls pregnant
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>>84071231
Mortal Kombat
>>84071214
>>84071263
>dem lips
god DAMN
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>>84071263
>grey humans
>xeno
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>>84070922
>Did you want her to get pregnant and have babies and shit with some dude? Who fucking cares. That shit is old.
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>>84071272
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>>84071284
>pregnantrose6
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trolls have NOTHING to do with pregnancy
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>>84071284
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>>84071311
Kanaya
Impregnated
Rose
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>>84071272
>>84071264
Not necessarily a bad thing, I guess.

I'm usually not a fan of thicker lips/features like that but I really like this for some reason.
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Reminder that Andrew Hussie is Yahweh from SMT
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are any of you guys going to be at anime expo?
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>>84071329
biologically impossible

you're a cuck, cuckanaya
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>>84071352
I'll be watching anime while exposing myself
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>>84071352
I was at PHX comiccon but I got my fill of cons there. Not really a fan of them, I guess. I've gone twice so far but kind of want to go back next year.
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>>84071353
>That time John came inside of Kanaya's shoes and blames it on Rose
>She believed it
Why is Kanaya such a dumb cuck?
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>>84071268
Do you think being pregnant gives you constant orgasms or something instead of being the painful hell it is? Come the fuck on.
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>>84071329
see >>84071284
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>>84071352
>go to some anime con wearing my speluchritude shirt
>a bunch of 14 year old girls compliment me on my great AH cosplay
?????
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>>84071392
What part of
>because she's weird
Don't you understand?
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>>84071392
jade loves the pain, they said she's weird
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>>84071392
I know firsthand people who are legit addicted to having kids.
She's lucky as shit she got married rich, but its 100% a thing that happens
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>>84071332
The antagonist of my comic is based on Hussie. He's a variant on the Demiurge. A creator-god who abandoned his universe and yet considers hmself beyond reproach.
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>>84071392
Jade is a slut for breeding, how many times do we have to tell you
So while all the other poor girls (expect Jane because she's probably similarly weird) are suffering, she's all radiant and doesn't see what the big deal is.
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>>84071428
I'm writing a story about a deity who tries to sell his universe as an entertainment commodity among the realm of the gods and "puts it on hiatus" while he pitches it unsuccessfully. He's also based on Hussie.
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>>84071435
Do you chant this to yourself during your nightly faps? Because that doesn't make this any more real or fucking stupid.
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>>84071470
t. dyonoi
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>>84071435
>Jane
>Not Roxy, after all the shit she's going through
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>>84071477
Literally who
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>>84071487
Roxy doesn't enjoy it, she wants a family and the love of a strong testosterone-infused man. She just puts up with it
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>>84071470
Don't you have a cheesecake thread to go denounce or something you boring twat?
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>>84071477
god damn let me lurk in peace, i havent even been posting
do you really want me to get a trip that badly? this is how namefriends are created and youre an idiot for not realizing this
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>>84071518
>>84071477
I still have no idea who this guy is.
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>>84071470
Sorry, what's canon is canon.
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>>84071518
Being able to filter tumblrfags is a good thing, you ninny.
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>>84071531
>Heart eyes jade
God bless
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>>84071504
>3

>>84071284
>6

How many of these do you have
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>>84071558
>jade with her space powers literally warping in little hearts to float around her when she's super happy
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>>84071561
yes
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>>84071525
im literally just some rando
some anon just has a mad hankering for my strap on and wants me to hatefuck his asshole

>>84071554
>implying youd filter me
i just lurk anyway
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>>84071596
I'm not that anon, but now that you mention it I kind of really want that too.
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>>84071578
>CardinalGardener
Holyfuck that's old
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>>84071596
I would. I already filter multiple faggots.
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>>84071608
I have fanart from across all time and space
I have pregnant rose where she's fucking Dave and Mutie
I have seen the birth of stars and the death of hope.
Do not test me, my Homestuck folders could crush galaxies.
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>>84071633
>I have pregnant rose where she's fucking Dave
Boi you best be sharin
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>>84071633
>reducing Rose to the whining pregnant housewife
Why
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>>84071661
>and Mutie

You're sick.
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>>84071664
At this point it's all she's good for

>>84071661
And Mutie, that's a big "and"
Also heavily NSFW
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>>84071676
this is a good johnroxy
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>>84071690
When this was drawn, Roxy didn't exist
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>>84071676
I can gurrantee I've seen worse, hmu
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>>84071701
http://i.imgur.com/Y8Tnry7.png

you were waaaaaaaarned
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>>84071721
Thats a lot gayer than I thought it would be
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>>84071701
Hey
If you stay up for three days without any sleep at all you'll get permanent brain damage
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>>84071721
Eww gross why does Dave have sideburns?
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>>84071748
you were warned
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>>84071757
because he has sideburns in the FUCKING COMIC
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>>84071749
I slept for like 12 hours this morning mom now piss off, I wanna shitpost about roses ass
>>84071760
Eh, I've still seen way more offensive.
Pretty coincidental they've got dragon dildos all over the place though
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>>84071757
>>84071771
They're based on Hussie's sideburns, but his are on his testicles, hanging down the sides of each one.
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>>84071757
he's always had sideburns, even as a baby
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>>84071721
that cat is HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
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>>84071757
Reminds me of that faggot who kept insisting that Equius had dumb anime hair and not a widow's peak.
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>>84071797
dave is one masculine baby
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>>84071771
Yeah, down to his ears.
That pic looks like he Davepetasploded and is now half Wolverine
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>>84071892
The act of being near a pregnant woman is causing him to rapidly undergo mansformation, gaining him rapid mangrit exp
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>>84071774
Any post about Rose's ass is a quality post.

and just so you know I saw your message and replied
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>>84071943
>he doesn't know sucking on a titty levels you up
I'm lmaoing at you rn

>>84071964
Indeed it is
i replied, and thanks again for the help!
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>>84072061
lb are you going to post your dragon dildo unboxing pics
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>>84072076
This post has nothing to do with Homestuck. Do you think this is a general thread?
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>>84072103
What if it's a troll themed dildo for use during erotic homestuck cosplay
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>>84072103
sorry

>>84072111
are you going to post your lusus dildo unboxing pics?
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>>84072111
Well, is it?
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>>84072127
>>84072121
I'm knot committing to anything
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>>84072141
Is that a Meenah reference or a Jade reference?
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Why are there a thousand Doctor remixes but barely any for Sburban Jungle?
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>>84072151
>Meenah
>Knotting
????
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>>84072151
if it was a meenah reference it would probably be "i'm naut comanateeng to anyfin"
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This thread is why people hate you fags
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>>84072196
Can't you bother one of the five or so SU threads instead
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>>84072182
Knots like the speed I think>>84072192
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Y did getting her sight back trigger Terezi

Wasn't she blind in the first place cause vriska made her look at the sun
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>>84072754
Terezi went through an identity crisis after having to kill Vriska, which led her to reconsider her values (especially regarding justice / right and wrong).
She constructed huge parts of her identity around being blind and 'seeing' through smell. When that disappeared, it fed into that identity crisis.
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>>84070009
be a faggot
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>Hussie's shitty writing turned Terezi into a whore who only wanted to suck Vriska's dick

LOL
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>>84071568
>they are actual real hearts
>she warps them out of the chests of random chess people
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It's time to forgive Gamzee

He's not Vriska
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>>84073142
what if he was
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>>84070093
Upvoted
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>>84073025
YOU DON'T NEED HIM should have been YOU DON'T NEED HER
Even as someone who likes the Scourge Sisters that relationship was always unhealthy as fuck.
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>>84073330
but we did need her
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>>84073350
Imagine having resolutions to conflicts and character arcs that weren't just having Vriska magically fix everything offscreen
We could have gotten that, if Andrew wasn't such a fucking hack
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If someone had told 2011 me that Vriska's last line would be "Why is everything always so wonderful"
And that right after that she would use a literal plot hole weapon to defeat Lord English offscreen via beta kids souls bullshit
I'd have laughed in his or her face, no doubt.

But if this person happened to have proof (like an Act 7 leak); then I'd probably have dropped the comic immediately and spared myself the next 5 years of built-up disappointment. It would have been nice.
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>>84073417
youre totally in denial. vriska fixing things is by far the most realistic solution. if you had a vriska in your life youd understand.
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>>84073483
but if someone had told you that in 2011, youd have been like ehhh well no big deal, lord english is just a side-story anyway and presumably jack noir had an awesome boss battle to match how important he was to the comic and see him off in style.
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>>84070639
She was.

Then she fell into drug addiction, an abusive relationship, and severe feelings of inadequacy and regret.

Then that unhappened and she succumbed to another abusive relationship, co-dependency, and more feelings of inadequacy.
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>>84073507
>if you had a fictional character that fixed everything without anyone actually seeing it, you'd understand
uh huh
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If someone told me that Blood literally is getting cuckolded in character and in a meta way, then I would have dropped this comic.
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>>84073606
t. weenie
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>>84073556
We did know LE was going to be relevant by then though; remember Intermission 2.
But fair enough, let's pretend I said 2012, that's when his subplot really gained steam.

>>84073606
Come on, anon, it's obviously a joke.

Though I feel kinda bad for the people who have/had a Vriska in their lives and needed to read through all this bullshit about her fixing everything and generally getting away with all the horrible stuff she did.
Hussie shat on their experiences almost as hard as he did on alcoholics.
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>>84073672
vriskas awful but if theres one core reason to respect andrew i can take from her arc its that he does not give a fuck whether he shits on peoples experiences.
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>>84073839
he'll start caring once no one buys hiveswap lol
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>>84073864
You mean more Davekat and unhealthy Scourgecest pandering?
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>>84073839
Ehhh, to me it's less a matter of "letting the abuser get away shits on abuse victims!!!" (wrong) and more a problem I have with Hussie handling abuse in a really unrealistic way. It shows he either knows nothing or doesn't care about the subject as more than a drama/audience reaction machine.

IMO the eerie and unrealistic way no one reacted to Vriska's abusive behavior after Act 5, and the equally creepy way Rose's alcoholism was handled, belong to the same category of bad, lazy treatment of sensitive real life topics.

I wouldn't have minded if there was a point to these things in the end but it wasn't the case. Which kind of sucks.
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>>84073330
terezi didn't need vriska, hussie needed vriska. To fix his story
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>>84073839
unless its about people his girlfriend cares about, then he'll change his comic to accommodate them.

>>84074051
Character doesn't mean a fucking thing in Homestuck past the character critical mass, man. Especially the original four. Rose could never be unhappy or deal with her shit because that'd imply that Kanaya's perfect lesbian love wasn't the cure all for her whole life and we cannot have that, lesbians are too important.
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>>84074051
But don't you see how ~*RESPECTABLE*~ it is to put massive amounts of effort into treating sensitive issues like garbage with the intent of turning them into tools to hurt others just for the sake of being morally contrary?

I mean, to not care about stupid things like "human emotions" and "reality" out of indifference and superiority?
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>>84070759
Because Hussie introduced it after he stopped caring about the Lands.
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>>84070922
The problem was that the relationship was introduced as, "Kanaya thinks Rose is something she's not and doing to her what she did to Virska, it is a bad idea."

And then became a great idea because Lesbians Are Very Important.

And then Rose lost her entire arc down Kayana's hole.
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>>84070943
They meant nothing we were just risky investors I guess.

I mean how the characters work doesn't mean a goddamn thing its all when they're introduced, its SO BORING otherwise.

Man fuck that guy.
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>>84071633
Is there more of this person doing JohnRose art because wow I love these.
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>>84071470
every night i yell aradia as an offering to her before i sleep
for good dreams
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>>84073330
Vriskas arm looks a giant dick from the thumbnail. WAS THIS PATR OF YOUR PLAN?
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>>84072578
Hot
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Homestuck characters who main Genji unironically:

>Dirk
>Rose
>Vriska
>Karkat
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>>84075021
unironic reaper mains:
rose
aradia
jake
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>>84075075
no caliborn, really?
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I had a dream that bowman released a new album and it was amazing.

Then again, my plot to detonate a bomb on a plane mid-flight was foiled in the exact same dream so whatever.
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>>84075096
caliborn would only play reinhardt. because hes the biggest. and hed never shield.
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>>84071531
So, I guess the space players having sex theory is canon too?
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What Overwatch Class would Roxy play?
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>>84075096
DIE.
DIE.
DIE.
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>>84075192
You spelled Warframe wrong
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>>84075192
Tracer or Lucio.
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>>84075192
Lucio, but the Lucio that both heals your team to full, buffs you, and then somehow takes on Genji, Mcree, and fucking Reinhard 1v3
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>>84075180
Yes.

>Alt Calliope is immune to black holes and wants to fuck Lord English
>Kanaya and Karkat had shitty pity sex and she went lesbian (Aradia was supposed to mate with Kanaya)
>Dave and Jade banged hard
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Is it wrong that I feel this guy was right?
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>>84076239
he was right
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aradia looks different today...
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Tavros is one of those fuckers that uses Mei unironically.
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Did someone dump Vrisky business recently? Any chance of a link?
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>>84076488
why does no one get that feferi is the brown babe and aradia is the cute asian and also they should be kissing
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>>84076915
There was a dump a while ago, but the preview pages were the best parts. It's just more reiterating why Vriska is the way she is, rather than Vriska and Equius shenanigans
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>>84076971
Darn. Still kinda curious though.
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WHO IS PARADOX SPACE'S AWESOMEST EVIL DOER
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>>84076957
the only art of those two together is the sollux anon who commissions them
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>>84076957
>>84077166
wait i found exactly what you want ;;))))))
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>>84077003
Well here ya go anon, don't get too disappointed.
http://cuckchan.org/co/thread/83704652/#83705195
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>>84077485

Why is Nepeta raping Karkat in that OP?
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>>84077485
I'm an Equius fan, I'll take what I can get.
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was there ever a follow up to Mr. 7?
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>>84077627
and what you get is equius taking vriska to the rape dungeon
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>>84077572
Because it's canon?
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>>84072192
Or maybe "i'm about to bust a naut"
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D-> Nepeta. how could you do this yourself
D-> With a disgusting mutant b100d
D-> I trusted you
D-> Neigh
D-> I STRONGLY TRUSTED you
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>>84077873
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How come everyone forgets that Latula was surprisingly intelligent and clever? I mean, that was the point of her character.
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>>84077929
5LU7
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>>84077929
>How come everyone forgets that Latula was surprisingly intelligent and clever?
Because everyone forgets Latula in general, because she's fucking forgettable.
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>>84077977
Nah. Dancestors didn't get the love they deserved.
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>>84070093
>since she does not have alien balls to suck on

who says
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>>84077627
You get nothing. Good day, sir.
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