Will it ever be finished?
>>84040413
No. However, we can finish it for him and send it to him and see if he likes it or hates it. It will be like when Disney stole Star Wars from George Lucas.
>>84040413
Chris is too busy showing off his sex skills with a doll and begging for money
All I wanna know is why Sonic is on the cover
>>84041025
>It will be like when Disney stole Star Wars from George Lucas.
How can we possibly make Sonichu worse than it was under CWC, though?
>>84040413
Sonichu is basically Pikachu and Sonic fused together.
How can Sonic and Sonichu coexist together?
>In before Autist logic
>>84041918
Can we fill it with all our fetishes?
>>84041918
Sonichu is now an oppai loli.
>>84041833
>How do you make it worse
You purposely make it cringe. Nothing is worse than "ironic 'self-aware' cringe".or we can try to make it good like Disney did to Star Wars
>>84041986
>or we can try to make it good like Disney did to Star Wars
Best joke in the thread
>>84041944
Only if you genderbend them first.
>>84042483
What are you talking about? The CWC cast has tons of girls to chose from.
>>84041833
>>How can we possibly make Sonichu worse than it was under CWC, though?
>>84041918
>>84041986
Ask /pol/ about how to write it.
>>84042520
>Implying /co/ isn't Tumblr as fuck though.
>>84040413
>Copyrighted March 2000-????
Yeah, that will do
>>84041918
http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/
It's already a thing.And it's kinda good.
>>84041944
Yes.
You can even put in fetishes that haven't even been created yet.
>sonichu thread
We storytiming or what?
>>84043301
OOOHH! CAPATCHA FETISH!
>>84043382
What is that? Do you mean "captcha fetish"?
>>84042337
I think they're doing some cool stuff with Star wars. Rebels is awesome, but, the new movie was pretty gay.
>>84041896
Learn your Sonichu lore. A wild Pikachu ran into Sonic while he was fighting Perfect Chaos as Supersonic during the events of Sonic Adventure one. Through the power of the chaos emeralds some of his Sonic...ness rubbed of onto the Pikachu and it turned into Sonichu.
Real Sonic still exists independent from it.
>>84043177
>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/
This is fucking gold
>>84043177
Well shit. She's actually really cute.
>>84043177
Yeah, it's not bad at all. Surprised no one's storytimed it on /co/ yet.
>>84040413
I doubt Chris will finish it, too much in his life has changed for him to reach the retarded optimism that he had before, it's a lot easier to draw when you think you're just a few comic pages away from hitting it big. It's too bad, a few Sonichu "episodes" were actually pretty damn hilarious, mostly anything involving the trolls or "4-cent garbage."
>>84041944
Would you WANT your fetishes in sonichu? that sounds like a real boner killer to me
>>84044356
>Learn your Sonichu lore.
GOOD LORD, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS WOULD EVEN WANT TO?
>>84045304
>He didn't read through every comic, watch every video from Chris, and go through every major fan art and theory to fully understand and participate in these specific /co/ threads
>>84044788
Oh boy, CWC will lose his shit if he see this
>>84045405
>He doesn't have every page on the cwcki dedicated to memory.
>>84045588
To be fair Chris drew that before raichu had differences between genders
>>84045405
The Pickle story will still be my favorite.
>>84043177
Just finished reading. It's really good. Adds it's own unique perspective and expands on the Sonichu continuity while staying true to it's base.
>>84043177
>>84044445
what.
the.
fuck.
I actually enjoyed reading something sonichu related. Why the FUCK is a person that is creative enough to make god damned sonichu of all things enjoyable wasting his time by making mother fucking sonichu mother fucking enjoyable? It's almost offensive in its absurdity.
>>84043177
Holy fuck this is amazing
>>84043177
What have you done? It's 4:30 in the morning, I need to get to sleep.Why is this so addicting?
>>84046620
4:39 you faggot.
>>84041896
Isn't that Chris-chan in Sonichu form rather than Sonic tho?
>>84046689
No, no, that's Chris-chan Sonichu, totally different.
>>84046706
I need to brush up on my Sonichu lore.
Is Chris still Sonichus father or is he his mother now?
Is Barb dead yet? The last two videos Chris seemed very upset and she looked near dead
>if Chris' house didn't burn down, the first issue of Sonichu could have been worth thousands
>>84046732
No, she's fine. Also I take it you didn't see Chris' most recent video.
>>84046732
I wonder whats gonna happen to Chris when she croaks.
>>84046720
So far the only retconing that's been done is removing homophobia. We'll see what happens next.
>>84046761
Here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNYvG-nf3dc
>>84046761
You would be correct
>>84046789
Danke
>>84046761
Was that the one were he raped the blow up doll?
>>84046802
Don't thank me.
>>84046789
That's horrifying. So the last video with him upset was a lie? I don't know why I even believed him
>>84046807
No, but it's almost as horrifying.
>>84046789
I just don't know what to say anymore.
>>84043177
>Comic tumblr
>No link to start at the beginning
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>84043177
I ... I want porn of this version.
>>84046789
This is golden post more vids
>>84046889
Are you new to Chris-Chan or something?
>>84046920
No. I've just not seen his newer shit. Last one I saw was him pepper spraying some dude at a game stop
>>84046939
The weirdest thing since then was >>84046807
but I can't find it right now.
>>84046955
It's not the original, but it has the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDMWQBn_cA8
After reading that Rosechu comic, I have half a mind to make a Rosechu fapfic.
>>84047005
And if you'll excuse me, I'm going to throw up after posting that.
>>84047008
Rosechu is for hugs, not fugs.
>>84047028
The majority of my writing used to be Pokemon-on-human fapfics. I don't care what's for what. I wrote a man having sex with a 3DS, I have no standards.
I know it's Chris Chan, but.. what the FUCK happened to this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26FnBcMNK6I
>>84047062
Autism is one hell of a drug.
>>84047040
>The majority of my writing used to be Pokemon-on-human fapficsUh.. link?
>>84047040
>i wrote a Man having sex with a 3DS
>>84047144
You know it, Salem!
>>84046789
>>84046789
>>84045304
where do you think you are
>>84046789
>>84047062
I don´t even know anymore. This is a cry for help if anything. Its just sad.
>>84047005
Okay. This is funnier than it has any right to be.
Reminder that Barbara is gonna die
>>84047801
Reminder that this is when things will get interesting.
>>84044356
How is Chris Sonichu's father then?
>>84043177
Why is it that after all these years I can only read these character's lines in the old audiobook narrator's or Dethchemist's voice?
Have we ever compiled the whole continuity of the Sonichu verse?
Are offshoots like Asperchu canon?
>>84040413
Yes. As soon as Keit-ai gets an anime.
>>84048260
>Are offshoots like Asperchu canon?
Didn't Chris literally take the Asperchu character, and re-write him to be "cool" and put him into Sonichu?
>>84048260
Well, there's the CWCki.
>>84047801
We are all going to die anon
>>84045304
To be fair that information is literally the first thing you find out when you read the comic, before the main story even begins. Not knowing that just shows how much of a madman YOU are, not him.
>>84046057
>>84046066
>>84046248
>>84046546
>>84046864
>>84046887
>>84048121
Look, if I have to read and like this comic, YOU have to read this comic. I'm sick of being the only one that kinda likes it. It was weird and I thought I was retarded. At least now I know there are more like me out there.
Rosechu voiced by doc Hammer.
>>84047992
Well, figuratively, he's his creator.
>>84040413
I like reading on the exploits of CWC, but I don't think I will ever be able to watch one of his videos.
>>84046789
A dark age is approaching, the next big arc of his story is going to be a wild ride.
How did he/she/it got boobs tho ?
>>84053497
By being fat.
>>84050890
http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/post/86226507881/theme-from-jaws-plays
>Sonichu first encounters Rosechu
>Them from Jaws plays
You know, that's very true. By befriending her, by associating her with himself and thus making her a major character in the story, Sonichu ruined her life.
Rosechu could have had a happy, successful life if Sonichu had never fucked it all up by associating himself with her. I think we can all agree that the only way to lead a happy, successful life in the world of CWC-ville is to just never interact with Chris or be at all involved in the story he is crafting. Rosechu herself is an unimportant character to the "plot" of Sonichu, she is not kidnapped by some villain because she is Rosechu, but because she is Sonichu's girlfriend. She does not spearhead Chris' campaign against girls with dicks because she is Rosechu, but because she is Sonichu's girlfriend.
Rosechu is just another generic girl character to Chris, with no value or use other than as an accessory to Sonichu. If Sonichu had not dragged her into the story, she would have been completely irrelevant as a character to Chris, and would to free to have done something else, something happier and more productive with her life. She could have continued training as an electric hedgehog Pokemon, she could have lived with her trainer or left to be married with someone else or struck out on her own or did anything, fucking anything, other than become Chris' go-to sex appeal damsel, a fate I think we can all agree is far, far worse than death.
>>84054387
Reading into the story a bit too much there, buddy
>>84046789
>the upside-down text at the end
you CANNOT make this shit up
Fuck Chris, I ordered a Punchy medallion way back at the beginning of the year and I even paid the fat fuck an extra 20 just to give him the classic Asian eyes, still haven't seen the damn thing.
>>84055103
>paying $50 for something made of FUCKING CRAYOLA MAGIC MARKERS
your fault tbqh familia
>>84055103
>giving chris money
>paying for chris' services
everyone look at this retard and laugh
>>84041627
Isn't it that Chris can become some Sonichu thing? But he just ends up looking like Sonic.
Is Tails Gets Trolled just Sonichu done right?
>>84055557
TGT is shit because it's that stupid self-aware kind of ironic cringe. The creator is an actually pretty good artist and writer, he only makes the comic so autistic because that's what the fans want.
In short: Sonichu > TTG
>>84055460
>not knowing the difference between Chris-Chan Sonichu and Sonic
REEEEE CCS IS AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER
what ever happened to his trial anyway?
>>84043354
Well, if no one else is gonna do it
>>84056290
hi coach mcgurk!
>>84056177
Suspended sentence.
>>84056290
>giant penis comic
CONTINUE
>>84056177
Banned from GameStop, given a fine that Barb payed off, and got his drivers license revoked for a bit
>>84056382
He got his license taken away?
>>84056565
AIR FRESHENERS
>>84056643
DRAWN TO SCALE
>>84056680
According to the sonichu anatomy comic, doggy style is impossible because of their sliding dicks
>>84056751
Oh fuck I forgot to spoiler. Oh well, here's page 7
>>84056783
Remember /co/, this is your tax dollars at work
>>84046789
>charging for that
I thought he just wanted sex and to get a girlfriend, not become a prostitute
>>84056883
He really needs the money
>>84056840
Did bendis help write the dialogue?
>>84056783
>>84056783
THANK YOU GOD
>>84056783
>cwc orange drink
heh
>>84046789
>I have lots of hidden potential
Oh my
>>84056680
We need a dirty crossover.
>>84047062
When you have shitty parents, autism, and get torn apart by the internet for almost a decade shit happens.
>>84047005
God... god damn it. I don't understand. Is he fucking it as a dude with the whole doggy style part, or as a girl when he scissors it?
That part where he has it helicoptoring on his crotch had me in literal tears
>Chris chan has better art skills than me
this is why i write
Will chris chan ever get a real girlfriend? Will he ever lose his virginity? Will he ever get married? Will he ever reproduce?
> these are all questions that I ponder.
>>84057504
>Will he ever lose his virginity?
He lost his virginity to a prostitute a few weeks before his 30th birthday. He couldn't even get to wizardom right.
>>84057504
Chris-chan has been too royally fucked by the internet, and too coddled by shitty parenting to do anything significant with his life. It's a sad story. I often wonder what things would be like if the internet never dogpiled on him and he finished Sonichu.
>>84057563
I was informed that this was most likely false, hence why I asked.
>>84046789
The most disturbing thing about this is
>don't do duh anal tho
>no anal
Chris can't even prostitute correctly
>>84057563
Having to pay for it doesn't count
>>84057690
>Nothing with the ass....It can be one of your rules
>MFW CWC's is the most well doccumented human life in history
>MFW future generations academics will look back upon him, and the CWCiki
>Academics in the field of Mass media, human psychology, socialogy, sexual identy will all talk about him, study him and write books and papers
>MFW some dude 40 years from now will write his thesis by going through the internet archives and reading the CWCiki and our shit posts
>>84056783
>Thank you, God!
>Reminder that Chris gets actually religious with these comics sometimes.
>Reminder that God is an actual character in the Sonichu comics that Chris interacts with.
>Reminder that "Thank you, God!" is not meant to be a reactionary exclamation, but an actual one-sided dialogue from one character to another, God, expressing genuine gratitude for having honeymoon hedgehog sex with Chris
>>84058155
Some one with more time and sanity to piss away should shoop in a panel of God and Jesus, as drawn by Chris, congratulating them.
>>84057690
>no anal
>women only
Yeah, I don't think he thought this through.
>>84055685
>Sonichu > TTG
Now, I really dislike that cartoon too anon, but don'y you think is a little exaggerated to say that Teen Titans Go is worse than Sonichu?
>>84058291
He's probably thinking he'll get paid to fuck women, just like that time he tried to be a gigolo.
>>84055103
Contact him, and when he won't respond to you (because he won't) contact etsy and get your money back.
People shouldn't treat buying from CWC as gambling, if he doesn't send the merch, don't leave him your money.
It will only be blown into PS4 games and Transformers toys anyway
What kind of sick bastard would pay money to have sex with CWC? What possible sexual predilections would make someone consider that?
Not even on 4chan is there anyone that depraved.
>>84055103
Kek, get in line buddy. There are so many people who didn't get their orders sent to them, that Chris actually went ahead and deleted his Etsy account
>>84058548
>Kiwifarm user pays and has sex with chris just to have footage of chris having sex with a human being
i wouldn't be surprised either
>>84043177
>>84044445
>>84044788
>>84045588
>>84046057
>>84046066
>>84046546
>>84046887
>>84048121
>>84050890
>>84054387
>FTW Someone posted Rosech's Story in a Sonichu thread
>It wasn't me.
Also, just to let you anons know, the creator of the comic is really sick at the moment.
I made a collage to show her your reactions, hoping it will help her feel better.
Someone should troll /cm/ and /lgbt/ with Chris nudes
>>84043177
>Chris is a lovable idiot but also a douche.
>She draws him to be kind of cute.
This is what Chris could have been.
>>84058683
Well shit, I now have a Sonichu comic in my webcomics bookmark. Bravo.
>>84053497
>>84053537
No, no, no.
Hypnosis!
>>84058683
Anon who posted link to the comic here. Never realised it was done by a femanon, been following it ontumblrfor a long time now. Was wondering why the slowdown. Hope everything is okay.
Comic is cute and fun, hope the good vibes improve her situation because I'd like to see more of it.
>>84056840
All those glade plugins.
Fucking five of them!
>>84060026
They're like aphrodisiacs that you plug right into the wall! The more you have the wetter she gets
>>84056840
CWC>>>>>Bendis
>>84060026
>cwc's only technique to smell nice isn't personal hygiene, but air fresheners
Unsurprising.
>>84056783
Most memorable Sonichu page for me.
>>84058548
I bet there's someone here who's getting close.
>>84056783
>>84057087
Holy shit, I'm laughing too hard at this.
>>84058088
I don't want it to stop until we actually get a CWC documentary in theaters.
Or at the very least, a crappy TV movie showing scenes from his life recreated.
>>84060514
Christopher Walken should play Bob.
>"Get away...from the internet...I'm...cutting it down."
>>84045405
Every time I go on the CWCki I just notice links to other escapades I didn't previously know about and suddenly I have like five tabs filled with CWC adventures.
Has he done anything since the "trans" Saga?
>>84058683
It's really well made and cute! Add this before you send it
>>84060631
Most of the major trolls don't because it's better to just catalog this shit.
Speaking of which... you get people that thing gamer gaters are harassing them and all that.
"Oh no, someone said something mean about me on twitter!"
No, no, no. That's not harassment. What people did to Chris... that's harassment they wish they had.
We have pictures of EVERY BUILDING he's ever been in. EVER! We've cataloged his entire wardrobe and what he wore during what day.
Literally Wu complains about people harassing her? Pffft. Please... nothing even close!
>>84040413
Considering he's got about 6 months left to live, no
>>84060631
Depends on what you mean. That trans shit has been going on for, what, close to three years now?
Since going tranny he has been arrested for assaulting a Gamestop employee with pepper spray for telling him to get the fuck out after he was defacing Sonic Boom games in protest to Sonic having blue arms. He managed to burn his house down after plugging a coffee maker in the bathroom because the kitchen was so cluttered there was no room for it. He's been selling custom Amiibos on Etsy or something, literally recoloring Sonic Amiibos with that Crayola play-dough shit. He tried becoming an exotic dancer and prostitute. And some other less interesting shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNYvG-nf3dc
>>84058683
I hope she does feel better. This is the first time I felt emotion reading Sonichu, besides pity and disgust at least. Her comic is drawn nice, has a clear understanding of basic artistic principles, has done the impossible thing of making the characters likable and multidimensional, and to top it off, I genuinely want to see Rosechu happy, whether or not it's with Sonichu. It hurts that the author is sick, and I hope they get better.
>>84058088
I love the idea that someday, CWC, Buckley, Tara Gilesbie, Wisaeu, and Daddy Derek's works will be the widely accepted as the pillars of the Meme Canon of the Early Internet Period
>>84061016
If 50 years from now, my grand kid majors in Meme Studies in college, I am going to slap the shit out of him.
>>84061239
Go ahead. He'll have the last laugh when Viral Marketers become the newest hot-shot job and he's living on easy street by shitposting for that sweet Sony, Phizer and Turner-Rodham Clinton Broadcasting money.
>>84055103
How does it feel to have been outsmarted by Chris-Chan?
>>84058683
Hope they feel better. The comic is pretty good,.
>>84056840
(Bottom right)
>dat orange soda....fortified with navy
>>84061483
>being dumb enough to give CWC money
Meanwhile, I have a first edition of Uliliila's book, which was shipped really promptly. Kinda wish I got it signed.
Would there be a hell worse than waking up one day, looking at the internet, and realizing that you are the next CWC, that you have somehow driven your life into such shambles that you have inspired an obsessive following for every stupid, embarrasing, and weird detail of your life?
>>84040413
I have a very similar question
>>84061016
>One day Pepe will be in a text book as the example of meme propaganda
>>84062064
>Pepe will live forever
>Boys Club and Matt Furrie will be forgotten
Fuck everything
>>84062663
People still remember Pete Best m8
>>84046789
>>84060907
>He doesn't own a Sonichu/Rosechu/Blachu Amiibo
>He doesn't have a replica Sonichu Medallion
Fuck out of my /cwco/
>>84043177
So beautiful.
>>84056840
>hope the chicken will still feel the way I do then
>stuffed
>>84060766
Did I miss something?
>>84061975
I think living Chris life while being fully aware of what is happening and being completely unable to change anything about it, I think thats what hell looks like.
>>84054589
Spordotsu is my favorite comic.
>>84063531
The amiibos are actually okay, seeing as how they work. Too bad they're way overpriced.
The medallions on the other hand are just stupid
>OP specifically asks question relating to SONICHU
>thread becomes all about Christian
For fucks sake, /co/, you're no better than /v/
>>84060631
A few days ago he lied about his mother being deathly ill for money, so much that much has changed.
>>84066202
Did you see Barb? She looks like she's about to croak any minute
Any Alternate History/Timeline fans here?
What do you think Chris's life would've been like if the internet never interfered?
>>84066202
>lied
Barb has never been what any sane person would call healthy, what makes you think he was lying about her really being sick?
>>84065844
You can't talk about the creation without bringing up the creator, anon.
>>84067063
>What is Death of the Author?A concept Chris has never heard of either.
>>84065844
Sonichu is literally a retelling of Chris's life with wish fulfillment and OCs. Its unavoidable.
>>84043177
I can't believe someone made Sonichu good without rebooting it. That's incredible
>>84060907
>That trans shit has been going on for, what, close to three years now
More like 5 years.
>>84067478
A term that can in no way be applied to Chris and Sonichu barring the actual, literal death of Chris.
>>84058683
I seriously enjoyed reading it, and I hope she feels better soon!
>>84070717
Now I kind of want to write a refutation of The Death of the Author using Chris as a focal point.
If only I wasn't way too lazy to do it.
>>84058683
I hope she gets better soon!
>>84055103
>he actually sent Chris money
>he actually expected Chris to keep the end of his deal
>>84058561
>it's gone
Tricked you all and ran away with the money all the way to the Lego store
>>84070867
Honestly, if I was stupid enough to send Chris money, I wouldn't be terribly upset about him not holding up his end of the deal. It's not like the money is helping him, he's going to screw himself over more than I ever could.
>>84056565
it always kills me that the nigga thought it'd be a good idea to order one of those frozen boxed dinners for his honeymoon
>>84071131
Live fast, live free.
>>84071131
Chris' ideas of luxury and wealth are kind of sad. It's really apparent the kind of upbringing he's had when you look at what he considers to be the best things available. His ultimate romantic fantasy involved a mediocre dinner and fucking air fresheners.
>>84071195
I think it has more to do with Chris' child like view on what's considered to be "adult".
>>84071243
This is chris's power fantasy though, he can do whatever he wants, he's the unquestioned leader and has basically unlimited resources and power, and he gets a shitty hotel room and proudly shows off the fact that he has a ton of air fresheners. The food is probably the worst part though. I think Chris considers grilled chicken to be a nice food, which given his financial situation and normal diet, I guess it is. But have some goddamned imagination, at least have steaks or something.
>>84071195
what irks me is the fact that all of that shit probably costs less than an actual dinner at a nice-ish restaurant. Chicken, greens, mash potatoes are all standard as fuck and chocolate pudding you can buy from the dollar store.
Shoving the glade plug ins in the readers face is also really odd but chris always had a strange undying loyalty to brands or products.
I guess it's kind of like how when you were a kid you got offended if someone dissed the console you own, but times 1000 because he's reaching 40 and he does that for everything.
>>84071408
That's what I'm saying. I'm pretty sure Chris doesn't really have a grasp on what actually nice things are. To him, a grilled chicken and mashed potatoes is a nicer meal, and fancy rooms are stuffed full of glade air fresheners.
Man I hope so. Shit's too golden
>>84071440
You can gather a lot about chrises personality from the comics.
I mean I'd love to be a part of some fantasy world where I'm the hero but for some reason common sense stops me from putting that plan into fruition like chris. I mean I'm sure everyone has always wanted to go on some grand adventure or travel to your favorite fictional universe but for some reason actually writing it out would feel dirty.
Shit I'm pretty sure chris believes that comic world is half-real and that everything he writes has an impact on it which just raises further questions.
So why hasn't sigil magick worked for Chris the way it has for Grant?
Grant almost killed himself by putting King Mob through the wringer. Why hasn't anything in Sonichu helped Chris?
>>84058683
Thanks for doing that, this art needs support and appreciation.
And, please, could you also wish her well from all of us?
>>84071624
It's helped him cope with his situation, if that counts
>>84043177
>http://rosechustory.tumblr.com/
>Rosechu was born male
Soooo was this something the comic creator added in because it's weird, or is this something Chris actually wrote into his demented character backstories?
>>84046789
Watching Chris Chan morph from naive twenty-something to deranged lunatic is like watching a trainwreck. You want to avert your eyes, but you just can't stop watching it happen.
I half-expect him to post a video within a decade of his own suicide, and I'd still watch it.
>>84066490
He would be relatively similar to how he was in his older videos.
>>84043177
This is great, love that it acknowledge Liquid as the true good Crhis
>>84047878
Chris will still have his monthly tugboat (i.e. his neetbux). What will REALLY be interesting is the next time he commits another possible felony. While the courts have been remarkably lenient in the past, I doubt they'd look favorably upon a mid-thirties triple repeat offender the next time.
>>84044356
Ah so it's like mutagen.
>>84072152
The raichu in the original comic was drawn with male physique.
But on the other hand the original comic is from a time before the sexes had separate sprites in the game.
>>84066490
Pretty much just a local village idiot.
>>84071408
>>84071440
>>84071584
The sad thing is, in his creativity Chis is incredible uncreative. He can rmix ideas of others, but I can´t actually imagen things of his own. No original stories, characters, nothing. Everithing is basically something he saw on TV, in games, stupid shit his parents said, his daily life, all mixed up into a colourfull yet depressing mess. He never had an original thought in his entire life. I don´t even think he has the capacity to do so.
>>84041896
>How can Sonic and Sonichu coexist together?
Sonic is a Pokemon.
>>84056680
>Only now do I notice the urethra is horizontal.
>>84060244
>he doesn't know about the Axe
>>84059289
>>84059701
>>84060680
>>84060983
>>84061520
>>84070822
>>84070848
>>84071658
Sent the message anons!
I know she'll love your appreciation.
Thank you all for your kindness!
>>84057622
there'd be less barriers to him becoming a functioning member of society, it'd just be extremely unlikely rather than outright impossible
>>84040413
Why should he finish it, he's discovered he can get money just by outright begging for it rather than creating some shitty product. This is the Panhandling Saga, and we're never going to see Chris produce anything other than his videos again.
>>84072774
its post modern
Will drawn and quarterly or fantagraphics ever release a hardcover slipcase high end omnibus collection of Sonichu?
>>84040413
I think the creators are finished!
>>84072254
Honestly considering how he got off last time quite easily and the fact that he probably seems quite mentally ill to someone who doesn't know him well, I'd say he will continue getting off without losing his tugboat. The real question is how would he get money to pay his lawyers
>>84074875
Chris will just represent himself, maybe mace the judge for not respecting his pronouns
>>84074875
I think the only way Chris will get any real consequences for anything he does is if he actually kills someone and even then he'll probably STILL get off easy because of his autism-out-of-jail-free card.
>>84041627
Sonic appeared in the comics and was even in Chris's first band.
>>84075314
>Chris desperately trying to "sing" over Hironobu Kageyama
>because of his autism, it just sounds like screams of pain as a Japanese man rapidly sings at him
>>84056290
coach mcgurk
someone needs to vocaroo that shit
>>84075314
That's just Sonic and the Recolor triplets
>>84056783
Someday the FBI will use advanced technology to search through everything I've ever viewed. They will see this. They will use this against me.
>>84043177
STOP!
>>84076200
HAMMERTIME!
>>84043177
>This is a thing
>This is a thing and it's good
Truly there is a god in this world.
>>84073407
>may I orbit your belt?
>>84075668
Kek
>>84061016
>ara Gilesbie
who?
>>84080762
The chick who wrote "My Immortal"
>>84080841
It has a wiki, by the way.
http://myimmortal.wikia.com/wiki/Albert_Dumblydore#
>>84070717
>>84070827
Yeah, Chris's works are basically the utter opposite of that concept, hence the joke in the spoiler. Everything he creates is a strange shard of himself, utterly inseparable from him. Autism and narcissism are magic.
>>84075940
We know Chris smells like a mix of shit, BO, spunk, and Fanta, doused in Axe. What would Sonichu smell like if it was real?
>>84082051
I recall someone mentioning that Chris had a rotting watermelon smell in there too. How do you even achieve that?
Sonichu himself would probably have that pungent cat lady /cat piss odor, with musty wet dog for good measure.
I can't believe this thread is still around, but I'm glad I got to introduce so many people to rosechus story! And they liked it!
>>84082179
Chris almost never showers and has an incredibly poor diet (which can affect body odor) on top of encopresis. It's probably the combination of all that plus dousing himself in Axe in lieu of actual hygiene.
>>84082179
>with musty wet dog for good measure
You know, that fur isn't doing him any favors hygiene-wise. His hygiene habits is probably identical to that of Chris, however, Sonichu also has the added challenge of being covered in thick body hair.
You fucking know he wouldn't thoroughly wash or groom that shit. Probably has fleas or other bugs and shit in there. Plus some dry, matted patches of fur from sexual fluids of himself and Rosechu.
