You know, in Homestuck, I was always under the impression that Bro is an absolutely huge cuck and watches his partners get banged, and now we have undeniable proof.
>>84034135
bro is only ironically interested in women anyway
>>84034135
also this is the worst op ive ever seen, in my entire life
>>84034157
i think he's watching a guy banging a guy
>>84034135
>and now we have undeniable proof
....no we don't?
it wasn't funny the first time dude
>>84034241
but hes not gay dude that would be so grody
>>84034308
bro is as queer as a three dollar bill with puppets on it
>>84034135
Does bro listen to Limp Bizkit? What are his opinions on Fred Durst?
>>84034157
wasn't it later pointed out that Bro wasn't a master of irony and was legit fucking insane?
>>84034263
he can't keep a stable partner because he's busy getting cucked by cal
>This thread
So are frogs a universal constant, or are they a game construct that somehow managed to also appear on Earth?
>>84034698
would dirk and karkat get along well?
>>84034713
They are an universal constant due to the fact that they're part of sburb's game constructs. The same goes for pumpkins, chess and videogames, they're basic elements of reproduction in universes.
If you really think about it homestuck's sburb/skaia's lore is really fucking bizarre, if only it was expanded upon further.
>you will never be abused by Bro
>>84034720
theyre basically polar opposites. and not how dave and karkat have different facades but are kinda similar underneath. dirk is the real deal when it comes to total emotional denial and perfectionistic self control.
>>84034760
>Bro will never accidentally eat the last bag of Doritos, causing you to hate him for life
Why live
>>84034698
dirk is a young cuck. watching jake get boned has been his kink since day one, hence why he made brobot, a better version of himself
>>84034720
idk but if he was close to kk
hed probably first get super into troll romance to get closer with karkat.
he'd try too hard and get way into it. karkat gets pressured into doing things with dirk, gets scarred and never wants anything to do with romance again.
gets triggered when nepeta talks to him and is afraid to look at quadrants.
Karkat later gives a speech on why romance is a social construct and why it is unhealthy for society
>>84034825
I would like this
>>84034720
Dirk doesn't go well with weenies period. He would need a partner that's as intense as him, and there's not a lot of male characters in homestuck like that.
Maybe SolDirk, DirQuius orEXTRATERRESTRIALcould work. Dude just sucks at relationships.
>>84034845
it's what happened to jake and dave lol
>>84034502there is no difference
>>84034889
There kind of is
Intent counts for something
>>84034899
yeah, that's true
>>84034914
I'm glad we had this talk, stay safe out there chamo
>>84034889
That's true.
I haven't met a single ironic memer that wasn't a depressed mess or an insane loser.
>>84034825
>the epilogue is dirk trying to make friends with the other kids by getting into their interests
>he goes through each one systematically, always taking it too far and ruining it for the kid who originally liked it
>no one knows how to have fun anymore
>the new universe is a bitter and miserable hell for every single one of its inhabitants, for all eternity
>>84034947
Good thing vriska will fix it
:^)
>>84034860
I can see Soldirk working since Sollux is the type of person who is able to straight up tell Dirk when he's being too aggressive or frustrating.
>>84034977
kinda sucks that dirks gay, canon relationships wise. there are a bunch of female characters that could probably handle him, vriska included.
>>84034980
then they can have a foursome with arajake!
>>84035022
>tfw you will never help jake plunder a troll girls tomb
>>84035005
>DirkVriska
oh man that sounds perfect
>>84035062
if you want them to murder each other, yeah
>>84035112
Is it just if you're both shitty people?
>>84035112
Dude, they're both so controlling that it'd work out somehow. They'd constantly try to one up each other, it'd be great.
50 mitunas
>>84035005
In canon Dirk calls the The Condesce sexy so he could be bi
>>84035125
Dirk's would be heroic
>>84035125
given how much god tier immortality has degraded since it was introduced, probably
>>84035131
dirk wants a trophy and vriska wants someone to believe in her
ain't no way that shit is going to end peacefully
So which one of you is commissioning all the feferi/aradi butt stuff?
>>84035125
Any Vriska death is automatically Just because of how her clock broke.
>>84035210
aradia would never....
link for proof?
>>84035433
A homestuck tvg would have the worst fucking power creep
>>84035438
>>>/aco/664063
And down
I miss dear, sweet, precious Fefeta
she was the life of the party
what a gal
>>84035479
>>84035479
Whoever it is needs to stop
>>84035550
yeah but why is there so much? Does one dude just really like the two so he commissions from a bunch of different artists?
>>84035564
>he dones't like big booty bitches
>>84035564
I mean people like the Bendy Kanaya dude and the furry dogdick jade that have commissioned thousands of art for their quasi-obscure fetish so I'd say yes
>>84035563
he just needs to find better artists to continue his booty quest
he has my blessing
why are there no non-rapey male characters in homestuck who can believably be played as dominant when youre erping
>>84035604
i guess if youve got an obscure fetish you cant get your jollies anywhere unless you pay for it. bendy kanaya guy is a particularly sad case in this respect.
>>84035666
Mituna
>>84035666
John, Dad, Grampa, Jack, Slick, AR, Sollux
>>84035666
sollux
john
dad
jake harley
>>84034947
I'm not gonna lie, I'd fucking love to see that sort of situation unfold. Dirk just ruining each character's big thing one by one by getting way too into it, then moving on to the next victim like some sort of emotional vampire, right up until the new earth becomes depression central.
>>84035666
>>84035710
>No DD
Come on you're not even trying
>>84035710
>>84035716
not playin some ageplay fetish and not playin a carapace. john is not in the slightest bit dominant, it is literally integral to his character that he only ever does what hes told. that leaves me with the fucking king of whinge himself. 'AA/FF fuck me or dont ii dont giive a 2hiit life iis poiintless' i cant get a boner to this
>>84035695
fuck it im doing it
>>84035781
Nigga you're erping as a fictional 13 year old, get gud or get out
>>84035781
are you getting into character because that looks like a dequirked mituna shitpost
>>84035604
I've noticed there's like three of them
Dogdick Jade guy
Rose and Jade pregnancy/creampie/rape guy
And Feferi-Aradia butt guy
>>84035883
don't forget bendy kanaya
>>84034860
The only one Dirk should date is himselfAlthough Dirkborn is a good alternative
>MITUNA: H3Y U FUCKKLHJ 817CH
>MITUNA: 5UCK 17
>AG: *She sighed* Shouldn't you 8e at lunch or something?
>MITUNA: 57FU G37 0N 7H FUCKL FL00R
>Teacher! arachnidsGrip [AG] disconnected.
good start
>>84035916
Seen it once, so not a Guy.
>>84035956
LMAO
i thought u said non-rapey
>>84035956
Man you suck at this
>>84035956
ayyy
keep doing what you're doing
>>84035781
>AA/FF
oh god
he likes them because their initials are doubles
>>84036080
what if it's sollux that's paying for all the ara/fef art becauss it's double the cheeks
>>84036138
Didn't someone commission porn for lb or something autistic like that?
>>84036167
what does that have to do with sollux...
I don't get it, Act 5 made it very clear that Vriska was a dangerous asshole, why is she made the hero at the end?
>>84036178
I misread that post as sollux buying porn for Aradia and Feferi and of them
>>84036230
What's the deal with making characters black, now?
>>84036230
why are tumblr memes so unfunny
What happens if you beat Sburb on your first life, with your prospit/derse self still intact?
>>84036235
CC: My ass isn't T)(AT fat!
AA: oh my god even their handle initials have doubles what the fuck
>>84036284
>now
>>84036230
these are the kind of jokes my ex made when she pretended to be me
i miss her
>>84036312
Well you didn't win, your ultimate self won :^)
>>84036167
Yep and it's great
>>84036312
when you land on the lilypad a little cruxite trophy materializes and there's a small amount of applause
>>84036312
well the most of
the trolls still had their dreamselves chilling and alive on their respective moons when they beat sburb
they died afterwards when bec noir was unleashed
Terezi Pyrope, will you marry me?
>>84036359
I mean, can you take it with you, and just have double you hanging out in the new universe? Although with the trolls it looked like most of them were still doing the sleep on one place wake on another.
>>84036471
>pretty much no way she isn't getting off on that
>>84036471
Do trolls have a concept of marriage?
>>84036472
Realistically, I imagine you couldn't take the spare with you, or it you could then you would just swap off when sleeping or what have you
>>84036527
>can't sleep, because all you see is a horde of your ghosts trying to have a turn with your body
>>84036557
>tfw no ghost dream harem
>>84036577
well, maybe it wouldn't be so bad
>>84036542
DELETE THIS.
>>84036616
Why, it fulfills the maximum image size requirements
>>84036527
>Do trolls have a concept of marriage?
I don't think so, given that their whole quadrants system relies on not being tied down it doesn't make much sense to have something thats primary purpose is exclusivity in relationships. I imagine they'd just have really close individual quadrant relationships, like Nepeta and Equius. There's the obvious enigma of the Sufferer and the Disciple's relationship which was likely similar to a marriage but that was a noted exceptional case.
So where do people go to erp homestuck? Steam chat?
http://pastebin.com/avkziVer
mituna's first erp conquest. i really didnt think anyone would actually stick it out.
Always cool to see how much hsg likes this ship. Keep it up.
>>84036879
msparp
make sure you get your quirks and typing styles right
>>84036918
MITUNA: ((mituna pulls out his dick
>>84036918
>not the navy seals copy pasta in his quirk
2/10
>>84036918
Who the fuck is Voltea?
>>84036925
I like Caliborn <> Jake more but anything with Caliborn is great by default.
>>84036993
>Trizza destroys her painting with one big glob of purple paint
>>84037062
obviously a lightning themed troll
i bet it is also a mustard blood since all mustard bloods seem to have xmen powers
>>84037015
1M 50RRY
>>84036918
good ending
>>84036918
>MITUNA: 1 H4V 4 M4375PR17
>>84037064
RUIN--ED
>>84036472
You probably could, which I guess would mean you'd never really be able to sleep again, you'd just switch bodies. But one body would be able to fly.
Or you could maybe leave it in the session, and then be able to visit your old consorts or whatever.
Of course, we don't actually know what properly winning the game entails, or what it really means to become the gods of a new universe, because we've never seen it happen. You might just become some sort of omniscient energy being or something.
>>84036918
did you get cold feet and pussy out
>>84037115
I know Act 7 was awful but it was still a thing that happened, Anon.
>>84036925
>>84037151
Oh yes dike immortal gods of handegg, truly their might is unrivaled compared to dadekat, the ever-picnickers
HAHA LOOK AT ME I READ HOMESTUCK AND IM A GURL
DONT HIT ON ME SILLY ANONS
TEEHEE IM JUST GOING TO KEEP THIS NAME ON EVEN THOUGH ITS ONLY FOR SHITPOSTING
DAVE ROSE AM I RIGHT FELLAS
>>84037128
>>84037089
getting mixed messages
An update is coming soon. I can feel it.
>>84037151
The kids explicitly chose not to become gods in their universe though.
>>84037260
t. Dyonoi
>>84037267
i thought the idea was that, by having reached god tier, they were already gods
>>84035612
>implying Sundown is bad
He's better than planetofjunk that's for damn certain
>>84037267
They also let carapaces become the dominant life form, which isn't supposed to happen.
>>84037260
>mfw
Here we go again (and this time without a to-do list, pic was that):
Give me unambiguous land names or preferably descriptions and I'll see what I can come up with.
Got to go afk for a little while but I'll be back in half an hour or so to get going.
>>84036230
Is Dave supposed to be transgender in addition to being BLAPCK
>>84037260
dont stop lb talking dirty to us
>>84037288
I dunno, I like mindwipe
>>84037308
damn it wrong file
>>84037283
That can't be it, otherwise winning the game is kind of pointless. And you can win without getting God Tier as well.
>>84037267
Wasn't that something vriska said? And everyone just went with it because lol vriska?
How would a D&D version of Homestuck go? Caliborn would be a lich, obviously.
>>84037317
probably because he's the closest thing to a competent artist willing to draw porn the fandom still has left
>>84037326
Sburb isn't very forgiving.
>>84037260
Pretty accurate DESU.
>>84037352
Angel is a much better artist who still draws porn.
>>84037327
Yes, but remember, just because we the readers hate Vriska doesn't change the fact that all the characters genuinely liked her and thought of her as a leader.
>>84037303
this is incredible
thank you so much
>>84037260
6/10 trolling
>>84037274
dyonoi has started a davekat discord and i dont think were doing our duty as her kismesis if we dont find out what it is
>>84037366
Angel has comparatively slow output, though.
>>84037303
Land of Insomnia and Thought
Description:go fucking ape shit with it. Personally I like the idea of the land bending and changing and adhering to "dream logic" where everything just works and thinking about it causing some adverse effects on the dreamer/inhabitant. Could start off with a calm dimly lit forest with spirit lights n' shit and slowly morph into a rusty battery-acidic cyber ruins (see attached image) and just get more and more crazy from there on blending and mixing into each other.
>>84037377
no fuck off
stop this autistic shit
>>84037303
Anon, you truly are a gift.
>>84037303
I got this one a while back. Kind of simplistic but I really like it. I'd probably spend way too much time chilling on my planet ignoring the game.
>Land of Windmills and Citrus
>Your land is a fruity, orange and yellow field of many citrus fruits, mostly oranges and lemons, but also limes, grapefruits, etc. that your consorts, the Orioles, constantly harvest and consume, with grand wooden windmills dotting the landscape, powering nothing. Your denizen, Persephone, has cut off the rivers from the windmills, turning the water stagnant and sickening, poisoning the citrus supply - you must reset the windmills to get the rivers flowing again, and only then, will the Orioles reveal the entrance to Persephone's lair.
>>84037367
Yes and that's yet another hussie fuckup
I cannot fathom why after literally everything that had happened the moment before john intervened everyone was still totally willing to accept vriska. Rose fucking especially.
And Did we even get an expiation of what 'ruling a universe entails' are you basically a demigod? Does your aspect effect things in the new universe?
>>84037303
Land of Apparitions and Bioluminescence
LOAAB faces a nearly perpetual dusk and faint fog. To light the way, the creatures of the land, including the consorts (which are purple flying jellyfish) emanate a sort of bioluminescence. 90% of the land is covered in water, and landmasses are rocky outcroppings with derelict stone structures. Other landmasses take the form of floating mountains (think James Cameron's Avatar), some of which are actually apparitions. The depths of the water are semi-visible due to naturally bright rocks, as well as the creatures beneath the surface. The player's house would be situated on one of the tangible mountains.
>>84037267
>implying vriska will listen to herself
she'll get bored of not being the most important person in the world in about a week
>>84037303
>>84037371
requester here
when i close my eyes, i can see the satellites streaking brightly across the dark sky, and the blinking of the control spires surrounding the signal bowl. i can just hear the sound of the wind, and the creaking of the cables holding up my house and, after completing my quest, the gentle whispers of distant croaks
thanks again
>>84037442
this reminded me when I hopped on the youtube app on my PS4 it had a "stuff you might like section" called anime and it was Act 7 then a bunch of TTGL stuff
>>84037366
Angel's porn isn't very titillating though
>>84037514
like 70% of angels porns titillation factor for me is that shes the one drawing it
>>84037547
t. angel
>>84037514
>having such shit taste
And while we're on the topic of the ending, was the point of the ending that everyone didn't want to be gods? Like was that the lesson/objective of skia? to get a session full of people who win and won't immediately ruin everything?
>>84037427
We have no concrete information about what ruling a universe means. The trolls got screwed and the kids chose not to rule. We also have no information about the beings that created the troll session, except for a tiny hint that maybe it was a 48 player session.
And yeah, that's Vriska for you. At the end of the say though, it was either her or Game Over.
>>84037547
Artists mean nothing to me
Show me the 8oo8ies
>>84037571
> t.
what did he mean by this
>>84037588
Checked
>>84037514
pleb
>>84037602
I would like this 3D printed at life size.
>>84037588
the LUCK
>>84037583
Why would you assume they reject godhood just because theyre no longer in their god tier jammies? How would they even stop being gods anyway?
>>84037588
Well shit, I'm never getting a better get than that
>>84037583
The end moral of Homestuck is the following:
No matter what you do, there is only one timeline which is how things actually go, and unless you happen upon totally unprecedented reality altering powers or are a green skull man, there is nothing you can do to change this fact. Also some nonsense about Ultimate Selves that Hussie threw in at the last minute in an attempt to make the fatalism of Paradox Space a little more palatable with regards to alternate selves.
It's like the more nihilistic forms of Buddhism, but without the promise of liberation.
>>84037514
mindwipe's art appeals to my animal instincts more. i get more aroused looking at it but after the deed is done i understand the quality of the work is not amazing. he's gotten a lot worse too in recent years, i miss the rougher artstyle he used to have.
angel's is the opposite. the erotic content is somewhat safe yet her technical skills are really great, especially in how she colors stuff.
>>84037602
t. is some sort of Finnish shit that spread because of /pol/ or /int/. Essentially means Signed, *whatever the fuck their name is, or who they're trying to imply you are*
>>84037648
I really liked the Ultimate Selves thing, I wish Hussie put more thought into that and introduced it sooner.
>>84037707
>john always treats DS as just another dave
>john conveniently never references this when he's the one jumping timelines
Man fuck hussie
You know, I haven't actually read Worm, and don't plan to, but from what I've seen Vriska would ROFLstomp the whole plot into fucking oblivion.
She would be the sort of person to make god commit suicide. This is the monster you created, Hussie.
>>84037648
>unless you happen upon totally unprecedented reality altering powers or are a green skull man, there is nothing you can do to change this fact.
Retcons are predetermined too. English can't exist without the retcons.
>>84037648
>there is one timeline which is how things actually go
Uh. Yeah. That's how reality works man. The real world is like that as well. I'm pretty sure most works of fiction operate under the same rule. There's a million ways things could have gone, and then there's the stuff that actually happened.
>>84037768
>then there's the stuff that actually happened in your timeline specifically
ftfy
>>84037707
He didn't introduce it earlier because he only came up with it in a last ditch effort to keep everything from before the retcon from being completely pointless.
I have no idea why he had to go and make sprite^2s other than to have a convenient source of exposition for Ultimate Selves.
One of the traits of a hack is the ability to explain away issues in their work on the fly, or at least reduce their severity.
>>84037706
>"t." is short for "terveisin" or "terkkuja" which translates to "greetings" or "yours truly". As if ending a letter or a postcard.
so it's pretty much saying "sincerely, anon" except most posters are using it facetiously as an extra layer of meme?
>>84037768
>>84037780
man, funny valentine with his d4c would have a field day in paradox space
>>84037706
wiktionary says it's an abbreviation of "tisztelt", which is Hungarian for dear. As in, "Tisztelt Kovács úr" = Dear Mr. Kovács
>>84037768
the difference is that in the real world you can't guess a coin flip wrong and automatically be shunted into a doomed reality with no hope of personal fulfillment
>>84037790
It's the hot new way to ironically or otherwise suggest a specific person was behind an anonymous post
>>84037804
how bizarre
why are we getting our memes from hungary now
>>84037648
>>84037781
the ultimate selves thing was just a logical extension of all the platonic shit. anyone who has an issue with it as a concept despite enjoying the rest of homestuck, or thinks it came out of nowhere to fix anything is retarded
>>84037837
it's a /pol/ meme
>>84037837
Because we're hungry for more.
>>84037768
This is a matter of philosophy. I subscribe to a form of the Everett Many Worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics where all of observable reality is described by a wavefunction which includes components for every possible timeline. Position and time are only labels for this wavefunction which are convenient due to us not being able to directly measure points in a complex Hilbert space.
Here's the deal: You can personally advise and supervise Hussie on making the epilogue, and he'll more or less do whatever you want him to with it. However, what you have to do to make this happen is show your parents the last 5 Homestuck related things you jerked off to.
Do you take the deal?
>>84036918
are you still doing this
i need more logs
>>84037872
I've never jerked off to Homestuck so I win the deal.
>>84037872
Hell no. If the epilogue sucks, it sucks, but I'm not going to hurt my real life just so that a webcomic I like on the internet ends well.
If it sucks, I move on with my life.
>>84037848
platonic selves are fine as a concept but they don't mean that instanced selves don't matter
the individual is still the most important thing, and the individuals met with horrific, depressing, predetermined fates
all the platonic self adds to the discussion is the idea that self A would have done the same thing as self B if A was in B's situation
which is like
duh
>>84037872
I guess I'll take one for the team
my parents are already very disappointed in me
>>84037872
the last 5 things were all pretty vanilla so sure
>>84037877
nahh im going to bed. i might have another go another day
>>84037809
How do you know that?
>>84037950
because the future isn't written
there is always hope
>>84037897
Ah-ah-ah! You win nothing, friend. You can't take the deal if you can't fulfill its requirements, it's like trying to purchase something without money or credit.
>>84037898
How fucked would you be if you did this, then?What have you been fapping to?
>>84037928
You're our hero.
>>84037934
Bold. I like it.
>>84037872
pretty sure grub gore was within the last five...
>>84037965
wrong
>>84037978
Do they grant Internet access in prisons?
>>84037997
no u
>>84037965
The future is actually mapped out, but it's kind of like setting a destination into your GPS--you can take an unexpected turn and cause it to recalculate, but it all ends in the intended destination. I remember a few things from before I was born that I don't think I'm supposed to know.
>>84037968
My parents wouldn't care what I'm jerking off to anyway. And most of the good Homestuck porn is vanilla so I'm safe.
>>84037978
"Uh, hi mom. I have something I need to show you so one of my friends can finish a project of his. Could you check your e-mail? But wait until you get home from work, I wouldn't want you to get distracted on the job. Yeah, I love you too. Bye."
>>84037997
it is impossible to know the future so there is fundamentally no difference and so it isn't worth fretting over
even the hardest form of determinism isn't as bleak as some fatalistic proponents might like you to think
for the people that give a shit about my fan troll thing, here's some pester logs for you as i write Gritte & Didide: Enter 2x Combo, featuring: Phileq being an asshole.
http://pastebin.com/FtiUdJcy
>>84038040
>-you can take an unexpected turn and cause it to recalculate, but it all ends in the intended destination.
unless you can cross over the 1% barrier and escape your world line's attractor field
then you can change the future
>>84038107
I think you're right. I wandered into a big blue room with a glowing grid that showed me how this worked. A nice old lady found me pretty quickly and walked me out. I wish I knew where, exactly, I was. There were hallways without walls.
liveblogger...no...i trusted you...how could you do this to me...with roxy...no
>>84038092
>WW: ;b-butt...;
>WW: ;nnhh;
>YY: 8(Did you just type out ""nnhh""?? Really??)
fucking ace
>>84038156
you should start a thread on /x/ sometime
>>84038177
How can terezi see with taste wtf?
That doesnt even make sense even in a scifi magic setting
HE NEVER EXPLAINED IT
>>84038107
Someone on yesterday's Homestuck thread posted a Steins;Gate .
webm and I watched the whole thing in one night
Am I doing it right
>>84038245
yes
I marathoned it in two days and then posted that webm
>>84038192
I don't have much else to talk about but I'll keep it in mind. They're just things I remember from before my birth that seem pretty normal except for the location of them and that one room I saw. I don't think I met any person who wasn't a human being, or didn't look exactly like one for whatever reason.
>>84038241
i was going to go 'she should use her feet instead' but honestly? it wouldn't change a thing for me. she's the most boring looking female troll.
>>84038241
She can see with smell, she just likes tasting things because she is weird.
That makes it only marginally less ridiculous.
>>84038245
Fuck that would be a trip.
bigjade or smalljade
>>84038317
THICCCCccccccc
>>84038317
Amazon no contest
>>84038317
Jade can change the size of things so it can fluctuateJade keeping a minuscule Dave on her pocket
>>84038241
I would imagine it's a large bastardization of the snake's ability to 'taste the air' so to speak. Though their taste-sensing ability is compensatory as opposed to an outright replacement to their sight, there are obvious parallels between the two. Although, for Terezi's ability to work like that she'd have to have some kind of organ that can interpret the molecules she picks up on her tounge and at a much greater level of accuracy than the snake given the stuff she can apparently see. Perhaps trolls have something like that? Perhaps it's a latent psychic ability, perhaps it's some other contrived bullshit but hey, the idea stems from some reality at least.
>>84038400
How can she taste someones text color when licking her computer monitor
>>84038241
holy shit! homestuck doesnt make sense!
>>84038393
or jade shrinking down to hitch a ride in someone else's pocket
>>84038241
Seer powers?
>>84038440
>:(
>>84038393
>literally tiny dave and jade
>look it up
>quite a few porn pics of it
Huh
>>84038420
Contrived bullshit most likely. But perhaps she can pick up things with a mix of biological and latent psychic means, fuck knows.
>>84038241
You'd think the Tumbly-Tums would have gotten on Andy's ass for trying to write a blind character without actually accommodating her disability and just treating her like every other character in terms of using computers and reading
>>84038317
Bigjade best Jade
>>84038344
Thats some good taste there lb
>>84037371
>>84037403
>>84037498
You are too kind. It's fun to do, and helps me get back in practice. Someone actually asked me on tumblr if I do commissions - even if I ever got that going I'd still come here and fill requests. You guys got me started on this after all.
>>84037396
Neat concepts but I'm gonna prioritise lands which don't already have artwork. I'm sure you understand.
>>84037424
>>84037456
Both sound pretty neat, and I'm really not sure which to go for.
>>84038317
filename anon bring me busty brown barefoot jades
>>84038317
a big jade that can smother dave's face with her ass
>>84038420
she has mutant olfactory sense organs with retinal cone cells that detect color. that's why her horns are cone-shaped. i thought everyone knew that >:\
>>84038549
Not a lot of things that make up those three
>>84038420
how do keys and lipstick turn into guns and chainsaws
how can anyone shove things into an inventory and take them back out, where is that hammerspace located, why does everyone have a problem with roxy using her void magic to access it and alchemise whatever the fuck she wants
a magic video game created the entire universe which is also a frog, i really don't think physics and biology have to work properly within such constructs
>>84038393There are three correct places for Jade to put a tiny Dave. The pocket is not one of them.
>>84038585
Like I can get you busy barefoot jades easy, and presumably the islander versions are brown, but y'know
>>84038486
Actually Tumblr complains more when characters have powers that negate their disability.
It's "ablism" or such shit.
>>84038613
>>84038600
video game logic, my friend
how do I get to the timeline where Hussie achieved his Ultimate Self and became the King of Art
I accepted retconned Dave enjoys having alien cock up his ass. I accepted he loves Karkat's bulge so much, his only source of nutrition on the whole meteor trip was from the genetic material fed to him through daily blowjobs. I have accepted that Dave is a faggot, and that he is proud of it. He is free to wear a rainbow flag around his waist while Karkat frots with him. They are free to make out while reading Hunk Rump magazine. They are free to 69 each other in fulfillment of Karkat's symbol. I have accepted Dave will never be with Jade, since she does not have alien balls to suck on. Dave is the epitome of homosexuality, and that I can agree that is canon.
That doesn't mean Davekat isn't really dumb though.
>>84038631
ultimate you're gonna have to pick two
>>84038507
>>84037424
>>84037456
Fuck it, I'll note down both, draw one, and do the other one next time.
>>84038682
I accepted nu-Hussie enjoys having shitty writing up his ass. I accepted he loves ipgd's shitposting so much, his only source of nutrition on the whole hiatus trip was from the 4chan memes fed to him through daily blowjobs. I have accepted that Hussie is a hack, and that he is proud of it. He is free to wear a pepe the frog flag around his waist while ipgd steps on him. They are free to meme out while reading sexuality magazines. They are free to 420 each other in fulfillment of ipgd's symbol. I have accepted Hussie will never be with Betel, since she does not have meme balls to suck on. Hussie is the epitome of cuckness, and that I can agree that is canon.
That doesn't mean Hiveswap isn't really dumb though.
>>84038682
Davekat literally exists solely because ipgd persuaded Hussie to do it. It was her idea, she forced it on him.
>>84035956
What're you doing anon? Shitposting on MSPARP? I legit have no idea.Keep it up. Your posts are great.
>>84038603
i have about five of those pics, all of which are extremely NSFW
>>84038717
is there proof of this? i don't doubt it for a second, i'm just building a case against hussie
>>84038712
Wasn't ipgd fantroll literally a child rapist
>>84036230
I find it fascinating. Apparently HSG (well, more 4chan's) distaste of the BLAPCK overrides HSG's boner for Davejade.
Maybe a black Dave makes it harder to self-insert into the relationship. Maybe if you kept Dave white and Jade (insert race here) people would still like it?
>>84038788
Sure sounds like what I-Piggy would do.
