Because contrary to popular belief, God actually doesn't hate me THAT much.

Was there a story about him sleeping with fourth wall and then selling her soul in a failed attempt to improve his life ?

>>84027822
>Sleeping with the Fourth Wall
This sounds hot, tell me more.

Because he's a paperthin comic book character and I don't suffer from asperger's syndrome.

>>84027753
>he moved to USA before the Brexit
Yous bastard. If yous knew dat wuz go'n ter 'appun, why didn't yous tell us?

>>84027753
Everyone around him dies

>>84027893
He'll be in Britain when he gets Rebirthed.

>>84027753
Because he doesn't exist.

>>84027867
>>84029530
>>84027753

Alan Moore is sure that Constantine exists and real life and met him in the street one day.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Constantine#In_real_life

>>84029597
Alan Moore failed solipsism 101 and made a career out of it.

>>84027753
Because I like my immortal soul right where it is, thank you very much

>>84029597
>some asshole who looks like a working clas version of sting and dresses in a trenchcoat
>an impossible occurrence for sure, must be the real constantine