Meanwhile, at Avengers Mansion....
>>84019378
I think Pym's having ANOTHER identity crisis, he wants to be called "Pymtron" now that he fused with Ultron.
>>84019434
Are we sure this isn't the fifty yo crisis?
Anyways. It's too how here. Can someone fix the air conditioning or something? Pym could do it, whatever. Or do it you, or Barton, he seems like he knows how to fix it... I mean, come on, it cannot be THAT hard, right?
And Kamala, please, stop writing silly fanfics. I'm reading your stuff and holy shit, this isn't a Nobel winning writing, you know.
Like, whatever.
Guys
I'm pretty sure hawk eye is a skrull
Where's that good for nothing Spiderman? If he was a real hero he'd have raped that fiendish Green Goblin by now.
WHATS THIS? AN AVENGERS MEETING WOEFULLY UNDERPOPULATED BY BEES?
>>84020677
I though it was Bring A Shit Ton Of Bees Day
>>84020761
No, motherfucker - it's Bring a Shit Ton of Mother Fucking Yellow Jackets Day.
>>84020802
Somewhat related, does anyone else think that YJ was Pym most bitching costume?
>>84020802
Daddy I thought you said we were going to the Mets game?
By the Fangs of Farallah! The ghost of War Machine haunts this cesspool!
>>84020840
You can live.
>>84020802
IM SORRY DR PYM, BUT THERE CAN BEE ONLY ONE INSECT THEMED PRACTITIONER ON THIS TEAM! JANET CAN STAY THOUGH
>>84020875
G-g-g-g-g-ghost!
>>84020875
I ain't dead nigga.
>>84020875
No, some guy named Howie or something just keeps leaving angry messages about some kind of movie.
>>84020911
Werewolf by Night! So great to see you my canine brother. Who is the is your friend?
>>84020909
>THERE CAN BEE ONLY ONE INSECT THEMED PRACTITIONER ON THIS TEAM!
I think we have the same idea.
>>84020948
>>84020909
>>84020902
Yellowjackets are like bees on crack, Pym's got the upperhand
I AM ROM!!!!!!! I HAVE COME HERE TO HELP!!!!!! BUT IF EVERYTHING IS OK THEN JUST IIIIIGGGGGNNNNNOOOOORREEEEE MMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84020948
HAVE AT YOU! A LARGE INFLUX OF BEES SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THIS! AFTER THIS YOU MIGHT FINALLY BECOME A GOOD PARENT FOR THAT METAL BASTARD OF YOURS!
>>84021020
Mr. Bee Man will you be my new daddy?
>>84020840
I liked the wasp one.
>>84021061
SEEMS ONLY FITTING CONSIDERING IM ALREADY WITH YOUR MOTHER! C'MERE SON! LETS GO TOSS AROUND THE OLD PIGSKIN WITH YOUR OLD MAN!
>>84021020
Check this out, I'm gonna piss on this guy and his dumb bees.
>>84021094
Pops I like you to meet your grandson
>>84020924
Back to the DARK Dimension you came from vile ghoul!
The shit he talking,Tony?
>>84021236
Dr. Strange is a segregationist. He can't handle this.
>>84021316
Do not believe him. The other Stephen Strange is a Skrull imposter. I am the real deal.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>84021471
Shut the fuck up Charles.
>>84021210
>>84021095
>>84021094
>>84021061
Heh guys ya the Inhuman thing isn't working out so I've decided to come back ok.
>>84021597
I'm gonna sing a song. "Oh we're gonna have a tv party tonight"
>>84021632
alright we're making some cuts, anyone who hasn't killed at least 100 people gotta go
>>84021658
Well I can arrange that ah Bro
>>84021422
Back imposter demon! My Eye of Agomotto will expose your true form!
>>84021666
What if you've killed at least 99 people and sent 1 to the hospital
>>84021666
Just 100?
>>84021701
finish the job
>>84021696
Damnit. Foiled again
>>84021732
Hey Tony, call Wong for the bill.
No seriously guys i think tgis worlds about to BREAK!
>>84020944
That's his racing buddy Scooby Doo
>>84021724
So what you're telling me, is to go out of my way right now, go to every hospital in Space to find some random civilian, who's name I don't even know, who may not even be in a hospital anymore, right now, and kill them
>>84021666
NONE THAT WERE PROVEN IN COURT SATAN
So I heard there was going to be an orgy. Or did I miss hear?
>>84021852
No, No you definitely did not miss hear
Alright all the white folk get out. This a black only meeting
>>84021852
Harvey you wretched waste of space
Just what do you think you are doing here
>>84022012
It's Peanut you chucklefuck
>>84022047
Somebody break out the cheese he seems to have brought the Whine
>>84020467
Did somebody say Skrulls?!
>>84019378
Mail delivery... for a guy named Clark Kent.
Huh? Nobody's home... I guess I'll leave this anthrax laced letter in the doorstep.
