Black Cat and Hammerhead take on Miles!
>>84017993
So why did Miles become a superhero in 616-8?
Will he ever get his own villains now that he can just mooch Pete's? He doesn't even have the ultimate versions of Pete's villains that only knew him anymore
Why would you start with Blackheart and then slide to Black Cat and Hammerhead? That's like starting on a double black diamond ski slop and then moving on to green circle
>>84018068
that reference went right the fuck over my head
>>84018068
>So why did Miles become a superhero in 616-8?
Molecule man did Miles a solid at the end of Secret Wars
>Will he ever get his own villains now that he can just mooch Pete's?
they Moved Pete out of NYC and kicked him off the Avengers for a reason.
>Why would you start with Blackheart and then slide to Black Cat and Hammerhead?
Bendis.
>>84018068
what
also yes new miles have not proven himself as an improvement of his ultimate version. I miss sister dagger hating on miles love interest
>Miles cucks Peter with Black Cat episode
>>84017993
>Black Cat and Hammerhead take on Miles
>Black Cat
Do I even want to know why?
>>84018030
Oh shit that guy tanked a venom blast
Man you would think Owen would have been more thorough with that stuff.
>>84018156
is that a new record for the cuck meme?
>>84018214
pretty sure he can control how potent it is nowadays
>>84018218
the record is different for anything related to black people
>>84018135
>Molecule man did Miles a solid at the end of Secret Wars
I know why he's there, but what's his in-universe reason for being a hero?
Or for taking the Spider-man name while it was still in use?
Molecule man made him 'always part of 616-8' or something to that effect, so Miles' history must be different from his Ultimate one. There's some huge events that simply can't have played out the same
>>84018185
She hates Spider-Man. And hates other spider heroes. And wanted to destroy Miles for no Raisin.
>>84018185
Black Cat is just pissed at all Spider heroes because Otto punched her in the face.
Quality Slott/Bendis writing
>>84018264
Not that anon but consider we just learned he has no school record or anything I bet miles's thinks his origin is the same as it was in Ulitimateverse but none of that actually happened in the 616.
>>84018264
>Asking all these questions when the answer is clearly pic related
I know it seems like a cop out, but it's true. None of this was ever mentioned and probably never will be
>>84018248
well it only happens to black character.
at least in /c(p)o(l)/
was that the last page of the preview?
>>84018285
>>84018292
Spock was a mistake
>>84018264
they haven't made a new origin and like Why is Thor Unworthy, What happened to Cyclops and the X-Men, who is Jessica Drew's baby daddy( or why a Super heroine would get herself intentionally pregnant in the first place) and why is Cap a Hydra agent they're not going to resolve it
Marvel applies Status Quo changes first but never bothers to actually think/care what they will do to the existing continuity.
>>Black Cat is now a villain
>>Prowler is possibly getting an ongoing for Marvel NOW
>>84018264
So far, Bendis has said all the stuff got sorted in the 8 month gap, I shit you not.
>>84018292
I'm starting to think it was editorial that pushed the evil Black Cat thing. I mean, Slott has pretty much dropped her and several other writers start using her. I think someone like Brevoort or something went "She's too sexy to be a role model. Let's make her evil"
>>84018413
>who is Jessica Drew's baby daddy( or why a Super heroine would get herself intentionally pregnant in the first place)
sperm donor and she just felt like it
What is Stan Lee's opinion on the monster formally known as Bendis?
>>84018466
You ever think these Marvel writers go "Yes, surely this proves I'm at the top of the comic book writers food chain"?
>>84018413
>who is Jessica Drew's baby daddy
Random sperm donor, no?
>>84018449
>>84018449
Well, I suppose that's just about what one should expect from Bendis' Marvel
>>84018449
>>84018547
>>84018466
typical Marvel cop out resolutions
>>84017993
>that hint of a nipple
That's my fetish
This is shit :/ The comic was better in the ultimate universe and I was hoping he would come over and haven't some really nice stories but so far it's the ultimate spider-man cartoon, tumblr and poor characterization rivaling the first Civil War...
>>84017993
>Black Cat and Hammerhead double-team Miles!
Oh boy
>>84018092
Ski slopes are rated with colored shapes based on their difficulty. Black diamond and its variations are the hardest runs.
>>84018010
>lampshading THIS hard
Who talks like this?
Bendis didn't deserve Pichelli
>>84018068
Because Blackheart is a Z-list villain and that means, in Bendis head, he's small time.
>>84017993
>That cover
Why is Black Cat skinny now?
>>84018449
That 8 month gap was a blessing for Bendis. They gave him the excuse he needed to literally skip all of his developing arcs without having to resolve them or explain anything. Hell he even skipped other people's arcs (Superior Iorn Man)
Why doesn't Felicia just rape Miles?
>>84018214
I mean, dude only got him an old cheeseburger.
>Miles has no records
Wouldn't this sort of be an issue for his parents? I mean they'd surely notice soon enough that they don't technically exist in any system.
>>84021066
He probably has, sort of, actual 616 miles is probably kill, ult miles probably has some slight differences and took his place
>>84018285
>>84018292
and then left her in police custody
>>84018010
>captured and unmasked by some low rent villains
It's like I'm really re-reading early USM!
>>84020637
>/ss/
I approve.
>>84022990
Isn't that happening with gwenpool and miles?
>>84022827
I found it charming then. Especially with Peter. Bendis has kind of overused it though.
>>84017993
Higher-res + no retarded watermarks: http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/1606/24/spiderman5.htm
So wait miles gets captured by cat, but he also got captured by that other dude in the other spiderman comic, which happens first?
Can someone explain to me what happened to Miles since he's been in 616? What happened to Ultimate MJ, Gwen, May, Spider-Woman? Does he remember them or nah?
>>84023411
Miles is Marvels Power Girl now.
Everyone he's ever known or loved is deeeeead.
Maybe Miles can punch Black Cat into becoming good again and undo damage Slott has done.
>>84018264
I'll bet you anything that it's a plot point Bendis cooked up for CWII.
He'll get called out by Ulysses, and since he has no records, it'll incriminate him even more.
At that point, the event will truly becomeMinority Report
>>84018010
>We hate Spider-Man, so let's kill some black teenager who happens to use the same name even though he's done absolutely nothing to us. Also, killing him will bring the full wrath of the real Spider-Man and the Avengers who have so far been ignoring us gangsters operating right in the open
No, it doesn't make sense you fucking idiots.
>>84018030
Wait what? I don't get it, if his fingerprints aren't on any database, how can they search his birth and school record or whatever? This doesn't make any sense.
>>84018295
Wait hows he going to school if his records literally don't exist?
>>84024187
The guy was placed in a new universe because he gave the Molecule man a week old burger hidden in his suit
Just let it be
>>84024301
I don't think you understand what I'm saying.
I'm saying, why do they expect they can search his birth and school records with just a finger pring? That doesn't work on anyone that hasn't been arrested, so even if Miles was a normal 616 person they wouldn't be able to find that info with just his fingerprint.
One day, some other writer will do for Miles what Joe Kelly did for Deadpool. On that day Miles will cease to be dull as dishwater, with all the personality of beige wallpaper.
>>84024771
I keep saying, all you need to do is crib Battle Tendency where venom shock = hamon
>>84024771
Miles is already more interesting whenever he's written by someone else
>>84018030
Uh, Hammerhead, there were plenty of witnesses that saw you take Miles, dumping the body won't help you cover up anything. Also, why are they more concerned about SHIELD than about the fucking Avengers?
>>84024404
>That doesn't work on anyone that hasn't been arrested
Well, he's black, so...
>>84025372
Reminder that Miles is currently being held captive by three different supervillains
>>84023442
He still has his family and his fat friend.
>>84026995
but they aren't his real family and friends
do you actually think o.g ganke would complain over how fat people are underrepresented
so
why not just make miles the same Miles as Ultimate, and he's FROM the ultimate universe, but doesn't realize it?
>>84024834
thats fucking brilliant
>>84027041
That's what they did. First time Miles saw his mother after being sent to 616 he started crying but didn't understand why
>>84027054
so.....he's been memory wiped then?
Secret wars was such a confusing fuck up, i really need a list of what to read to know what is what
secret wars being delayed really threw me off
so then....maybe there was never a 616 miles?
maybe when Molecule man added him to 616 he also added him to his parents memories, and in this universe they never had kids or something
>>84027050
You could even have Jessica Drew as a Lisa-Lisa figure since her venom blasts are fairly similar.
>>84027074
There was a page at the end of spider-men where Peter googled miles morales and was surprised by what he found. Maybe 616 miles died a hundred years ago or something
>>84027154
right, i was thinking about that, but at this point, I dont think Bendis is even planning to follow up on Spider-Men, so eh
>>84027136
this is 10/10
would buy
>>84025401
Naw hes one of the good ones
>>84023108
>Gwenpool
>not under 18
What?
So, is Peter just slowly being written out of his own universe? Is that what's happening here?
>>84027712
Peter is a multimillionaire in China.
>>84027727
So, basically being written out of his own universe.
>>84027736
New York isn't the on-you're right, New York is the only place that matters in Marvel.
>>84027712
>So, is Peter just slowly being written out of his own universe?
DIVERSITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>84017993
>>84018010
>>84018019
>>84018030
Wow. That fat fuck just literally rehashed the Silver Sable arch.
Bravo Bendis. Bra-fucking-vo.
>>84027712
>>84027727
>>84027736
>>84027776
Peter isn't being written out, he just operates on an international level now, he's not even confined to China.
>>84018135
Peter wasn't kicked off the Avengers, he left the Unity Squad because of Deadpool or something.
>>84027840
Yeah, so Miles is taking over Pete's New York job and most of his villains. So, being written out.
>>84027829
>global server hacker system
>>84018010
Starting to think they're planting seeds to Felicia questioning where her deep hate of Spidey actually comes from, and that it's not tied to that one bad day she had in Superior
>>84027829
Wow, that's....literally a bloody rehash. Is Bendis even trying for Miles' sake, doesn't he care about his OC?
>>84027863
I'll admit it, I don't read Miles's book, but how many of Pete's villains has he fought so far?
Peter has been fighting Mister Negative, Scorpio, and Regent in his book post-SW, and apparently Electro and Doc Ock are going to make their moves in the upcoming issues.
>>84027829
It's actually even worse. Silver Sable had no way of knowing that Peter had SHIELD connections. Black Cat and Hammerhead should know better, since Miles Morales is an Avenger and ally to the OG Spider-Man, of course he has conections.
>>84027938
So far Miles has fought Black Cat and Hammerhead, and according to a cover he's fighting Will O' the Wisp (hardly a classic Spidey villain).
Peter on the other hand will be fighting against Jackal, Doc Ock, Rhino, Electro and the Lizard in the Clone Conspiracy, plus Norman Osborn is still behind the scenes.
That anon is being paranoid, Peter isn't being phased out, pushing Miles doesn't mean less Peter.
>>84027681
Gwenpool definitely isn't under 18. She's seems college-aged, so 18-22. Hell, she's been shown drinking at bars and having a martini while bathing. Marvel wouldn't let them portray a hero drinking under-age so she's at least 21.
