>Using fanart as your example
>He hasn't seen how thin Velma is in the direct to video movies
Faggot.
>>84015935
Pretty much
Velma in thin and has huge tits. Preferred choice.
>>84015957
>Velma in thin
Ha ha ha!
>and has huge tits
AHA HA HA HA HA!
>>84015957
She's also a cunt.
![velmabio[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/7jIJ7Bu.gif "velmabio[1].gif")
>>84016008
>He legitimately thinks Velma is fat
>>84016113
>15
velma hasn't been 15 for 40 years
>>84016149
Still more valid than your shitty fanart.
>>84015895
Only if you have an advanced form of autism that makes you start the exact same thread with the exact same picture every month OP.
Duh Daphne's better. She's not a dirty, smelly Jew bitch.
>>84016113
>tfw no tiny qt nerd gf to hunt monsters with
![Be Cool Scooby Doo 125 The Norse Case Scenario [SDTV] [dpm].mp4_snapshot_01.35_[2016.06.23_14.02.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cCElIDh.jpg "Be Cool Scooby Doo 125 The Norse Case Scenario [SDTV] [dpm].mp4_snapshot_01.35_[2016.06.23_14.02.27].jpg")
>>84016241
Daphne a shit, would much rather date Velma's sister.
>>84016184
>bitching about a MONTHLY thread
>>84016416
I think they're just bitching about his shitty taste.
>>84015895
I've never understood how people can find either one attractive. Their personalities are both so uninteresting that it doesn't matter what body types they have.
>>84016720
>I've never understood how people could have opinions that don't match my own in every single way.
how can any one not love this face?
![Be Cool Scooby Doo 125 The Norse Case Scenario [SDTV] [dpm].mp4_snapshot_01.41_[2016.06.23_14.07.42].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/twLknPw.jpg "Be Cool Scooby Doo 125 The Norse Case Scenario [SDTV] [dpm].mp4_snapshot_01.41_[2016.06.23_14.07.42].jpg")
>>84016944
![Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo!.S01E20.Giant.Problems.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-DAWN.mkv_snapshot_14.32_[2016.06.19_07.41.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2fUZYq5.jpg "Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo!.S01E20.Giant.Problems.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-DAWN.mkv_snapshot_14.32_[2016.06.19_07.41.31].jpg")
>>84015895
Velma is just a fat lesbian, but our self-esteem is too low to picture ourselves with Daphne (The Stacy). So we settle for the weird one instead.
>>84016448
>>84016460
Mah DICK
>>84017080
>Velma
>fat lesbian
>People still believe this
Kill yourself.
>>84016416
I'd bitch less if you just said Velma thread like any non-autistic autistic waifu fag. Don't make any pretension of actual discussion when you just want spanking material, I certainly don't.
>>84016373
>drops the ball
>there's no rod
So it's legitimately magic then?
>>84017312
Sure why not.
>>84017347
>THAT MAGICIAN ASSISTANT
GOD DAMN
>>84017435
Velma's sister?
>>84016113
>velma is even shorter than Poison Ivy
DAMN
>>84017631
>>84016113
>4'9"
Jesus, that's tiny. I've been using 14-year old Usagi/Serena from Sailor Moon as a measure of short and she's 4'11".
>>84016011
>Dat Ass
Velma clearly the superior choice.
Velma is canonically the worse choice
>>84017780
you spelled cannonically wrong
![Scooby-Doo.And.Kiss.Rock.and.Roll.Mystery.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SADPANDA.mkv_snapshot_00.04.43_[2016.06.01_01.27.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cUgRcPD.jpg "Scooby-Doo.And.Kiss.Rock.and.Roll.Mystery.2015.1080p.BluRay.x264-SADPANDA.mkv_snapshot_00.04.43_[2016.06.01_01.27.12].jpg")
https://a.pomf.cat/hiefrq.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/qcsccx.webm
>>84016044
this confirms it daphne is better
>>84017312
could easily have removed the rod when behind the curtain
>>84017860
It's strange how they keep giving Daphne small obsession these days.
>>84016448
why exactly are people scared of clowns there fucking hilarious
>>84017516
shes so kawaii
>>84017561
What a shitty way to activate a door
He has to break the wire every time he wants to go to his secret lair!
>>84018230
Maybe they did it wrong.
>>84016044
>oy
RUH ROH
>>84017012
>/pol/ goes on a date
>>84015895
Daphne is clearly the better choice, I mean Velma has glasses. Instantly disqualified.
And yes, I'm going to get a lot of hate for this, but I never found glasses sexy.
>>84018406
this is art
>>84017151
>he didn't watch Mystery Inc.
>>84018478
>>84018406
>dat justice league intro.
>>84017945
man, did you miss the 80s and 90s? Evil clowns were fucking everywhere. Both Ghostbusters series, Twisted Metal, the ICP, motherfucking Killer Klowns from Outer Space...
It was a bad era for circuses, among others.
>>84018529
>He thinks Mystery Inc is canon
>>84015935
> not liking the delicious thickness
>>84018620
well i was born 1996
still there had to have been some underlying fear of clowns for those to have been made right
>>84018686velma isn't thick
>>84018708
The movie It probably had a lot to do with it.
>>84016373
Daphne just cannot handle balls.
did meme magic make velma fat? There's no Scooby Doo continuity besides tumblr's collective headcanon in which she's remotely chubby or busty or busy in any way.
>>84019098
She has nice enough tits in camp scare and probably the other newer movies too.
>>84018990
hm i will check that out
>>84019098
She's pretty busty for a 15yo in Mystery Inc.
>>84017910
It's because they can't think of anything else to do with her character.
>>84019166
Velma looks good with short hair.
>>84019227
Why is it easier to do new shit with Fred than it is for Daphne?
>>84019318
Fred has an established interest besides sex.
Fred/Velma otp
>>84018406>Fred's doing the Space Kook walk
BRILLIANT.
>>84016314
god damn they made them ugly as hell.
>>84019098
It was stupid people of all varieties that made her out to be fat. Some of those people are in this very thread. As for the tits, it really depends on who's drawing her.
>>84016070 here they're actually kind of huge.
>>84018686
There's a difference between thick and fucking fat, and many people on this site seem to confuse the two, including yourself
>>84017347
This is a universe with aliens and cat people that have zombie slaves. Yes. Magic is fine.
>>84019318
Because Fred likes traps, and those are limitless
>>84019563
Remember when Shaggy fucked an alien?
>>84019606
I do indeed.
>>84019603
Would Daphne hold it against him if Fred dumped her for a cute trap?
>>84019672
Shaggy sure does get a lot of women.
>>84016460
>Wolverine in the crowd
Fyi to those who care the Scooby Doo porn parody is top tier.
>>84016720
>my porn needs personaliity
Let me guess, you watch porn for the story, and like to read erotic novels?
>>84019708
>Fred will never dump Daphne
>Shaggy will never take him around the country, acting as his wingman along with Scooby
>We'll never get a movie devoted entirely to this
But mon like gyal thick
More cushion My yout
>>84016314
>Geez Brian this is a bigger disaster than when Scooby Doo and the gang became Camp Crystal Lake counselors
>>84019318
Pretty much all the other characters serve a purpose in the group dynamic. Fred is obviously The Leader, Velma's The Smart One, Shaggy and Scooby, well they serve a lot of roles. And then there's Daphne, "The Girl". This archetype doesn't have a solid guideline for what she should be doing besides getting kidnapped, so they make her act crazy because it keeps her from being outshined by her more interesting friends. And because of her previous generic characterization, writers can do just about anything with her and not directly contradict the core of her character, which is barely anything at all.
>>84019900
But then why does it feel right when Fred acts weird but forced when Daphne does it?
>>84019770
i would definitely watch this judd apatow scooby doo reboot situation
>>84018546
>>84016044
>Velma is jewish
Is anyone actually surprised.
>>84019937
Probably because Fred had a solid foundation to build on. In general they're exaggerating traits that have always been there. With Daphne her foundation is like shifting sand, and in general they just make shit up.
>>84019937
Fred's always had this weird, repressed, good catholic boy vibe, so seeing him be crazy under all the politeness plays into our expectations
Dahne, on the other hand, feels more like a 'lol, women are crazy, rite? us guys..." thing that's been overdone in sitcoms for decades
>>84019751
Naw, weeb shit all has a convoluted plot.
>>84019679
That's half the reason she joins the Hex Girls.
>>84020147
Fred is dating a cute trap now?
>>84017837
That pic confirms Velma is better
>>84019217
which show is this?
>>84022350
Are you retarded?
>>84016314
Remember when /co/ was oddly attracted to Autistic Daphne?
>>84018546
Velma's mom needs WAY more fanart
![Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo!.S01E18.Saga.of.the.Swamp.Beast.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-DAWN.mkv_snapshot_21.51_[2016.03.13_07.27.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nkZd6yk.jpg "Be.Cool.Scooby-Doo!.S01E18.Saga.of.the.Swamp.Beast.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-DAWN.mkv_snapshot_21.51_[2016.03.13_07.27.06].jpg")
>>84023467
Yes
>>84023447
I know it's scooby doo, I just don't know which version it is. I would love to know.
>>84022350
Kek.
Read the post before you reply to it.
>>84023632
"She's pretty Busty"
Sounds a bit lewd to me.
>>84023583
BRUH
>>84023670
I know I am doing something wrong, please explain it to me.
>>84023583
>>84019217
>she's pretty busty for a 15yo in Mystery Inc.
>Mystery Inc.
>Mystery Inc.
>Mystery Inc.
>>84023583
are you for real?
>>84023690
Oh, so that is the name of it! Thank you for pointing this out to me, it is not exactly obvious to someone who is not familiar with modern cartoons.
>>84023711
>it is not exactly obvious to someone who is not familiar with modern cartoons.
It was perfectly obvious, you just can't read worth half a fuck.
>>84023711
just lay off the weed, scoob.
>>84023698
Sorry, I only really know of the old ones.
>>84023726
>>84023731
I just assumed mystery inc was the name of their group.
>>84023770
I want a busty four eyed brunette qt gf so bad, it almost hurts.
No, I take that back, it does hurt.
>>84019900
Well in the 80's Daphne served the roll of the "den mother" when it was just her, Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy. She had to be the responsible one by process of elimination.
>>84023891
>those outfits
Did they pilot a giant robot in this one?
>>84024004
No, they just went to space. But Shaggy and Scooby fought a giant robot.
>>84017715
>I've been using 14-year old Usagi/Serena from Sailor Moon as a measure of short and she's 4'11".
Related, I assumed that Lina/Makoto was some kind of lady sasquatch, and was recently surprised to discover that she is 5'6". Turns out that Japanese middle-schoolers ain't that big. It doesn't help that all the girls are usually drawn as being ten heads tall, though.
>>84023781
>that fade out
What the fuck.
>>84015935
>uses fanart
woot is my reference
>>84024371
...source?
>>84024095
>Lina
Inverse? She's 16 at the youngest, not in middle school.
>>84015895
Lies
>>84019166
Fred looks like Shaggy in a 1970s anime that missed the point of Scooby Doo.
>Not liking both
I mean, I prefer Velma, but I'll definitely take both.
Velma probably has a killer body under that sweater.
>>84017516
I wish she wasn't just a movie one off.
But then, I thought the same to that redneck chick from the Boo Brothers.
this is as good a time as any to ask. I just started Eva, and nobody actually thinks rei is better right? It's just a meme, right?
>>84023770
>that inviting to touch her boob pose at the end
We need more lewd Velma.
>>84023770
She totally wants that stoner dick.
>>84027282
I think they meant Lita.
>>84015895
Well, of course: she's the attractive one.
>>84025687
https://twitter.com/woot_art/status/630015132685328384
some guy called woot.
>>84024020
Which one?
>>84024095
>>84017715
ikr? Lita was my first waifu that I can remember, and stemming from her and tons of lady superheroes and tough-girl tomboys, I developed a preference for sizable women.
Ten years latter I found out she's 5'6" at 14, so she'll likely cap-out at 5'10" at most when she's done growing; of which she's got maybe 1~3 years of it left to go.
Still best-girl, but it's weird to find out that a character who so strongly shaped your preferences in women doesn't meet one of the ideals.
>>84030400
Moon Monster Madness. They go to space and find a xenomorph. Then they go to a city built by a crazy rich man on the moon.
Good stuff.
>>84016460
>>84016448
Boner, we've had this discussion. Clown porn is just too hard to find.
>>84017837
Ho shit, which series is this from?
>>84030622
The webms are from Music of the Vampire and the image is from the Kiss crossover movie.
Velma definitely has the best rack out of the two.
>>84030693
Does is fall on the Mystery Inc timeline? The art styles are similar enough.b
>>84030843
No the DTV movies are pretty much stand alones.
>>84017928
5 to 5k is such a massive increase nobody is going to buy that shite, especially after he put it down as 5$
>>84030860
And the circus webms?
>>84030919
Scooby Doo Big Top.
>>84030918
...do you know what a joke is?
>>84016944
>>84016972
>>84017012
Looks like a shitty seth mcfarlene show tbqh
>>84015895
Then how come Hawkeye married Velma?
>>84015895
Mystery Inc. Daphne was the perfect gf
>>84031707
It's actually pretty good. I'd recommend giving it a shot, it's underrated.
>>84018529
All she did most of the show was lust over the hippie dick, anon.
>>84018668
It actually is canon, since the end of it was how the original show started.
