Alright, there's 6 of us in this thread and that's it
![[Shifty Stunts for Scant Shekels].png](https://i.imgur.com/GdGym73.png "[Shifty Stunts for Scant Shekels].png")
That's right. Just six of us.
Keep an eye out for any wacky characters you think you know.
We count as two!
>>83996771
All six JoJos, right?
Yeah, just us.
Dr. Sanchez, I'm CIA
Hey Rick, why'd you write that 6 on the wall?
Nobody else
Yup, just us, right Rick?
Man, this is crazier than that time Mormon Monkey helped us defuse that dirty bomb...
That's right, as my grandma always says, trust no one beside us 6
>>83996813
CIA, I'm FBI.
Being in this room with you guys brings back that memory when I won the Money in the Bank match and buried Christian
that happened obviously
But there's always been nine of us
what are you talking about? theres clearly 14 of us
>>83996851
What I'm saying, alright, is if we all think we're real then how do we know we're real ones.
>>83996828
Perhaps it is art. Everyone enjoys art. Remember that one time Pep the Rabbit took us to the Gallery?
What? buuuttt it's always been 13 right rick?
>>83996946
WAIT, THOSE GUYS COUNT AS THREE!
>>83996735
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJSOGPU1CSo
>>83996735
I have been here since the marriage and first kid.
Look! There's only suppose to be 6 people in the thread
>>83996828
>>83996947
>>83996962
The fact that I wrote this 6 means that there's +7 parasites
>>83997137
or you're a senile old faggot
>>83997113
>>83997137
You're just delusional, Rick.
Like when you thought Non-Ironic Clown was a Commie.
>>83997137
Oh wee, Rick! What are we gonna do now?
>>83997137
Whaaaaat? Nahhh, that's just a silly number. You're being silly Rick.
>>83997137
You're holding it upside down, friend.
SOMEONE SLAM MY PROLAPSED ANUS IN A CARDOOR
>>83997137
Rick, don't you remember the time we saved Cincinnati?
>>83997137
Parasites? I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>83997137
Gotdangit Rick, you're acting like a jackass. Remember the cookout? I brought my propane grill.
>>83996735
Are you sure mi'lord? Maybe you wrote 6 to mean a number that is bigger than the number of fingers you have on your hand. Because That what I use the number 6 for.
Remember that time we had to catch that ostrich for Archie Duke?
>>83997137
Rick, it can't be me. Surely you didn't forget the Summer Slam tag team match I had with you back in New Jersey, 1997.
>>83997137
Rick, this is no time for silly games. We need to come up with a plan to get Batman to rape the Joker
>>83997243
>>83997137
You know Rick, with all that finger-pointing you're doing I'm starting to think maybe YOU'RE the parasite.
>>83996735
Hi best friend
>>83997137
Nah Rick, remember that time Steve-O stapled his testicles to his inner thigh and I drop kicked him?
>>83997335
Yeah I mean he is sort of a weird and kooky character being an old drunken super scientist that still managed to have a seemingly normal and well adjusted daughter.
>>83997335
I agree. Rick is the parasite.
>>83997137
Rick, if there was anyone who got so crazy something as silly number thenIt had to be yoooooou.It had to be yoooooooooou.
Hey, you guys remember that time we took a vacation to São Paulo and the drug cartel castrated Jerry and burned him alive on a pile of tires? Man, he had third degree burns over 99% of his body! That was quite an adventure.
>>83996887
FBI, I'm NSA
Guys, I think Rick is a parody of that Doctor from Back to the Future.
THIS FLIGHT PLAN LISTS ME, MY MEN, AND DOCTOR PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY 6 OF YOU!
THE FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT!
Whats going on here?
Cookie Monster got his cock stuck in the piano lid again.
HI I'M MR. MEESEEKS I'M NOT A PARASITE LOOK AT ME
Rick, remember when we fought the walrus gangsters?
>>83996735
Look, Rick, it's obvious these things don't really want to hurt us, since they're all pretending to be our friends instead of just eating us. Maybe let's just let them go
>>83997579
Hello... remember when you and me went in the closet and had some fun?
>>83997404
Oh Franky
Hey fellas. Remember when we all went to our local video game distribution store and preordered Fallout 4 and then went out for shakes? good times.
Gee, I hope I'm not a parasite! That would be scary!
Yorp yorp!
That's clearly an upside down 9, so that mean we have REVERSE parasites, and since i'm the most giving out of you freeloads I'm one of them.
>>83996735
i helped you buried your first body
>>83997764
Good thread guys. Many keks.
I helped you kill Count Diskov, Rick. He was going to turn Summer into a Vampire.
Don't worry guys, I'm not some new character made by a parasite, I'm the real deal and have been around for ages, like that time Candy Carl and I set that genie free.
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>>83997310
>>83997349
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>>83997579
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>>83997917
NOO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD PARASITES
>>83997970
Rick, relax, these people are out friends and family. They've been here for us for years!
Remember how they all helped us in the cross-country race?
>>83996800
you AND your boobs?
i don't think they count as two
>>83997970
HONEY COMBS?
Hi Rick. It's me, Biscuit Oliva. Remember the time we won that tag team tournament on that island with the dinosaurs.
>>83997970
Ya know rick, I'm starting to think YOU'RE the only parasite here
>>83996735
But rick wasn't there at least 50?
You've been asking for 6 people in threads FOR HOURS!
IT'S DISGUSTING!
YER OUTTA HERE, YEH!
Hey Rick, remember that time that parasites invaded your home and we both somehow went to an aquarium?
There are just 15 trillion illegal immigrants here, right Rick?
Blobby blobby blobby?
>>83996735
but why would you write that number up there when there's clearly more than six of us here, rick?
>>83998206
Yea
>>83997137
>Really Rick you wouldn't trust your old friend Godzilla.
>>83998266
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL FATHER
Row rick, you got any scooby snacks?
>>83998283
I thought I told you talking was something play adults do you little shit
Remember when we stole Skyqueen Jilliffsth's panties.
>>83998314
Sccooooby...Bring me the Boooty!
You seem tense, Rick. You should play some minigames with me.
You all know me, what I do for a livin', now we can point fingers all day trying to figure who be a parasite. And Rick may be right. These parasite will swallow ya whole. I'll find'em for five, but I'll catch'em and kill'em for ten.
>>83997970
Corme on Rick, you remember me from that party in 1997
We were more loose than night than Sarah Palin's vagina
does rick not remember us being hear?
How dare you accuse me of being a parasite-zansu! I took the entire family to Paris-zansu.
Some of my best friends are parasites.
if you get dubs you're fake
Come on, Rick. There were always 80 of us here.
Remember that big science slumber party we had?
There's no need to hide when parasite Rick is thrown outside!
now listen milky licker stop acting retarded
>>83998996
We must seek out these parasytes!
We must investigate to the fullest!
We can not let them hide from us!
Rick, I sssaved Morty from those killer ssshrimp-people while you were in a coma.
But, uh, Rick
I made Spinach Puffs!
>>83997697
Oh Spluceberry, you sure are a regular character.
RICK!
The DOVER BOYS are PARASITES! Shoot THEM!
Royr! (Oh no, there's a parasite?)
Row-rowr! (Who could it beeee??)
>>83999083
I LOVE GOIN TO PARIS
>>83999200
Paris? What business do you have in Paris?
Well......this is awkward
>>83999217
I LIKE TO SEE THE PARIS-SIGHTS!
How can I be a parasite? I'm me!
Aw, c'mon, Rick! You remember me, your boss, Hank Scorpio, CEO of Globex. I own the east coast of the United States. You want a free plane ticket to New York? Or, 'New Yawk', as the locals call it. See the Statue of Liberty? Luigi's on 5th Avenue there, best damn pizza I've ever had. Gotta try the pizza. Preferably with anchovies, but I don't judge on toppings, we'll split a pie. Either way, happy to provide!
>>83996771
That's right. Just six of us.
Keep an eye out for any wacky characters you think you know.
Come on Rick you don't remember the World Championship? You don't remember our glorious victory against that douchebag Dark Destroyer and his dumber, less handsome Rick?
>>83997970
C'mon Rick, Remember when we helped squidward at the Bubble Bowl?
Hi, Bob here. Who wants burgers?
just waiting for Sleepy Gary here.
>>83997970
RICK, REMEMBER THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO IN THE FUTURE
>>83999226
I've been waiting for this!
Guys, that MUST be the Parasite! You can believe me, Rick! Don't you remember that time we went on an adventure to discover our true selves and utilize it as a weapon for demonic beings by using our natural fear of death to evoke a primal response?
>>83999380
Oh, here we fucking go again with this stupid ass story...
>>83997970
Rick Sanchez, do you not recall our time during the age of strife?
Come on, human Rick, you do not remember the puzzles? The spaghetti? The hug? Our date? None of that means anything to you?
JUST SIX
Already forgotten all the people I slaughtered?
Come now, Mr. Sanchez, don't act like a dick.
Remember when we decided to dress like St. Nick?
And we all stole Christmas from the tall and the small.
For really no good reason at all.
Rick, we have to cook.
Don't making of worries, Rick. I , polandball, will removing all parasite kurwas.
I think I HAVE parasites but that doesnt mean that I am one
>>83999388
........Right...Anyway Rick Im sure we can sort this out. Hows about I just start shaking hands and see what happens?
>>83996735
R..Rick don..don't listen to these impostors. I..I've been here the whole time. Re...remember it's your old pal Sweats Donald..son. Old Sweats Donaldson. Remember that time we went to the park and I pa...passed out from the heat...an..and you saved me R..Rick. You sure are a great friend!
>>83999522
ALRIGHT PLANET GIVE ME SOME OF THAT STUPID ENERGY
Is Rick even here anymore? Even if he was I couldn't hear him over everyone else trying to prove that they're real.
>>83999692
Lo..look at this guy. There..there is no way he's been here the whole time Rick. He ju..just keeps killing people.
>>83997970
Now listen here Rick, I'm Rape Cosby. Skeebop Deedlebop. You gotta calm down. You see.
Remember that time where we stuck a PUDDIN POP in that girl where she did the poop poos and the pee-pee? I'm Rape Cosby
And you gotta listen to me
>>83999408
Man rick what the fuck you talking about parasites and shit you been throwing to much rocks
>>83996901
OOOOOH YEAH I REMEMBER THAT! DON'T YOU REMBER WHEN I ELBOW DROPPED THAT ONE GUY WITH EVERYONE? THOSE WERE GOOD TIMES RICK, HOW COULD THEY BE FAKE?
Rick, remember that I'm a dynamite salesman?
How many are there? I don't even see a PAIR IN SIGHT! ha ha ha, you get it Rick?
remember when we had that c0rpse party t0gether? there were s0 many c0rpses! theres n0 way im a parasite
just remember the c0rpses, rick! :D
Alright, THAT'S IT. I'm gonna kill EVERYONE in this room.
>>83999156
WAIT A MINUTE! THE DOVER BOYS AIN'T NO PARASITES! SHOOT BACKLIDE, YEAH, CAUSE HE'S A PARASITE, DIG IT!
Rick, remember when you helped me prank the Crust cousins?
>>83999935
Why would you do that? There's always been 77 of us. If anything, you sound a lot like the threat here.
>>83999935
You're going to have to beat me to it, Frankie!
'Ey, Rick. Youse don't rememberz dat time we loitered at dat dere mini mart?
>>83996771
The president has taken the first post, I see.
Don't worry, Rick.
I'm the grooviest private eye in Los Angeles County and I'll find these parasites, man.
But wouldn't it be rather simple to deduce those who are real based on the tangible evidence lying about the house such as a scrapbook or picture album?
Rick? His name's Rick? There's no way he's Rick, I'm Rick. He's a zombie!
Serbia will make fast kill of all parasites like me and Rick made kill of filthy manhawks
I don't see anything weird
Rick you're actin crazy
remember that time i watched you fap?
>>83997970
Shit Rick. That's pretty fucked up. That reminds me of the time I accidentally cloned myself.
INNOCENT HARDWORKING RICKS
===v===
CRUEL MALADJUSTED PARASITES
>>84000108
>>84001465
Heh, that reminds me of the time me, you, and, Rick clone jumped on the bed and loitered. IN THE SAME DAY!
>>84001557
That reminds me of the time anon forgot the image.
Rick, why don't you just take a blood sample from everyone, including yourself and look for differences in the DNA? If there really are alien parasites present, they should have completely different genetic structures.
>>83997970
C'mon Rick, if you can't beat em, show off, like when we had that dance party remember?
>>83997970
Remember that time I brought tequila Rick?
>>84001658
>there are onlöy six posters
but down in the corner there it's shown we're 86
Well, Bust my Buffers. You've got to pay better attention, Rick.
So, like, you rilly don't remember how we went to da mall together and I got, like, totally horny and stuff? So I fingered my pussy while rilly hard while you, Morty and Dante from the Devil May Cry series squeezed my big fat fake tats! *giggle*
>>83998996
>>83999083
>>83999200
>>83999217
>>83999229
BIT
Y'know Rick. You'se startin' to act like a REAL bitch nigga right about now. If it was me, I'd take a baretta and cap all these punk bitches. Let them sort they punk asses out at the pearly gates, ya feel me? Then I gain, I's a REAL NIGGA.
>>84000279
...that sounds really boring.
Rick, remember that time we had to kill a lot of people we cared about?
We shouldn't go through something like that again.
Hmm. It seems we have a bit of a parasite problem.
I wonder what will happen?
>>83996793
I mean. Techncially there are only 6 since Johnny and Jonathan/Josefumi and Jotaro are technically the same guy.
The cards will reveal which of you is the imposter. I shall duel until those parasites begone!
>>84002072
Shut up, Fake Snake. Pussy ass ass pull.
>>83999408
RICK, I FOUND THE PARASITE! LOOK, MICHAEL CERA IS ACTUALLY A WHITE GUY, NOT BLACK!
>>84002251
Snake is as real as me or you, anon.
Remember last week when we all had that great hamburger cookout together?
>>83997970
Hi its me Wally, remember the time we got lost in that maze! oh boy!.
I HAVE NOT AUTHORIZED YOU TO EXIT THIS HOUSE
>>83999156
well I know you must be real, I lave plenty of bad memories of you Dan Backslide you coward, bully, cad, and thief!
So there has to be six? Well, might as well fucking off myself!
MUAHAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, excuse me, Rick. I was just thinking about the time we went to that wine tasting together. Remember?
>>83996844
There can't be two mees.
>>83997578
I wonder if that could work...
>Mr Meeseeks, escort any parasites out of the house
>>84002551
>Wanting the parasites to leave the house
THATS JUST WHAT A PARASITE WOULD WANT
>>84001516
underrated post.
Rick look into your mind. You know we aren't parasites because you can remember us. All of us. Remember that time we all went to that Mumford and Sons concert. Remember Rick.
this is reddit
this is memes
But Rick , can't we try talking to the parasite? Maybe it's scared and really just wants to be friends!
>>84002249
>when you topdeck the parasite
>>84002801
Okay, parasite or not, this little bitch needs to get ray-blasted.
>rocketpower.jpg
Remember when the Squid totally beefed it?
>>84002850
rip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui4G4HvqkaY
Rick, what the Grop is going on in here? I was in the shower...
>>84002551
>Mr Meeseeks, kill anyone in this house that isn't me, Morty, Jerry, Beth, and Summer
>>83997970
C'maaaaan Rick you gotta remember the time that we went to the mall and swapped bodies right?
...You still haven't swapped back y'know, you should get on that. Like right now.
>>83998195
Rick shoot him! Just on principle
![Summer Smith and [X Gon' Give It To Ya].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t0XHTLu.jpg "Summer Smith and [X Gon' Give It To Ya].jpg")
'Sup, gramps? Remember when you were my stand?
>>84001591
again? Rick already did a DNA-test of you and me last year for Science-Squirrel's science-project. Don't you remember?
>>84004491
this is awesome
*SCREAMS AND BREATHES FIRE*
O-ok that's enough! Who is a parasite here?
Giggity giggity.
I'm a parasite!
Nah not really, i just wanted the attention.
Remember, parasite or not the most important thing in life is to use a number 2 pencil
>6 of us
>118 posters
Damn they are multipying so fast.
RICK, REMEMBER YOUR PAL DEDEDE ZOI?
What's going on in this thr-
...oh
>>84006405
What are you talking about? there's always been 118 of us
>>83997970
What? You don't remember that time when you help me and the crystal gems?
Alright, that's enough! Either you parasites fess up or I'll flatten his head like the face of the earth!
>>84004005
SHOOT HER RICK
SHE'S A BIG DUMB MEANIE WHO WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>83996771
WIMMY WAM WAM WOZZLE! Remember that time I saved us with my ability to party?
RICK, IT'S ANONYMOUS, FROM THAT ONE THREAD? YOU REMEMBER, RIGHT? DELETE THIS THREAD, IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
>>83996735
PARASITES!?!?!?
Oh Boy
>>84006939
6...
126...
it's the same guys
>>83997970
You ever think that YOU'RE the parasite, jackass?
Anyone want me fry up some Caribbean toast?
>>83996735
Grandpa Rick! Parasites?
>>83997970
C'mon Rick. It's Dandy, baby. You really don't remember that time we spent all of our woolongs over at Boobies?
Ok guys we need to ban the ones that we can only remember fondly..
>>84007166
>66 THAT IS A SIX TOO MANY
>>84007166
Oh Damn.
>>84007166
well in that case, everybody's clean.
except for this guy
>>83996962
>>84007166
Dubs are untrustworty! Get him!
Cocococo-Cocococococo-Cococo?
>>84007166
Didn't see that coming.
>>84007480
GET HIM
>>84007503
He checks out its safe to say I've never had a fond memory of Jonny.
>>84007503
you are doing it all wrong friend>>84007166
What? What's going on? Parasites?
>>84007166
tss, nothing personal Rick
This thread reminds me of da time I beat Sky in Smash.
>>83997137
Come on old friend, you're being ridiculous.
>>83997137
Hey Rick you remember me right! We fight in war together! Right!
>>83999731
Doesn't that mean he's real since we have bad memories of him?
If a mod deleted this thread after posting that we're all parasites I'd laugh pretty hard
Don't forget the time we fought off the Decepticons on Lataga 5
>>84007998
Remember that time all 181 of us were going to..wait a minuet! there are 182 of us! Guys I think Rick is a parasite!
>>84007825
>>>/reddit/
>>83996735
Come on Rick. Give me a hug man
![522643[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/07w1Efi.jpg "522643[1].jpg")
Hey guys, you'll never guess who I saw at the mall today!
Well none of these people can possibly be parasites
I HATE all these people
>>84008253
only a parasite would be against fun
>>84007166
But you don't really want to hurt me.
>>84010251
Hey Raven... You, uh... Remember that time you didn't have a restraining order against me?
Hey Rick, will you make me a sandwich?
>>84002227
Kira is Jotaro, Josefumi is Josuke
>>84007480
You can say that again, Johnny boy.
Hey guys, it's me! Flibbidy Floo, of "Flibbidy Floo and You!" fame! You all know me so well and we've had so many good memories together! I couldn't possibly be a parasite!
RICK, REMEMBER THE TIME WE ATE DINNER? IT WAS AFTER I MADE DUKE ONKLED SCRUB ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE.
>>84007166
But you believe in me, right?
>>84011406
Not today, parasite scum!
*BLAM*
GOD DAMNIT. THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE SIX OF US. HOW ARE THERE 231?!?!?!?!?
>>84011426
Your majesty, Rick has locked us inside the house because he believes we are parasites!
>>84011663
Hmm, how can we help?
Hey guys! Today's my birthday!
>>84011674
It is written, only Link can defeat Rick.
>>84011689
Great, I'll grab my stuff!
>>84011701
There is no time, your sword is enough!
>>84011717
How about a kiss, for luck?
I don't know which one of you pussy farts is the fake around here but I'm gonna start chopping if I don't get any answers.
>>83996735
r-remember that time you won me a stuffed alien toy at funland?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waaVdHB65W8
But I had to fuse to ride the roller coaster hehe, g-good times right Rick?
>>84011738
You've got to be kidding.
Only 6?
>>84011657
Alright Rick, I've got to defeat you now.
>>84011657
I don't know, rick.
