Everyday, we stray further from God's light
>>83963389
Squidward looks gay as fuck.
I hear it's pretty good. I'm actually considering going to go see it.
>>83963406
You say that like it's unintentional.
>>83963389
That body language is spot on
>>83963389
this doesn't look bad honestly but they couldn't have tried to be a bit more 'marine'?
>>83963406
>35+ Bachelor who is obsessed with art and vanity
Squidward has always been a fag
>>83963389
Oh, you actually saw it? How was it?
>>83963389
Is it written by Trey & Matt
>>83963626
That's wrong.
>sandy cheeks is black
I always imagined her as a /fit/ white country girl that would throw hay bales and shit then come home and throw you down and have her way with you
>>83963727
They needed one black, although I thought it would of beenPatrick or Plankton
>>83963727
WE WUZ SQUIRRELS N SHIT
>>83963626
No, that would make it too good
>>83963727
Sandy isn't nearly sexy enough in this, why is that? She's supposed to be waifu tier.
>>83963389
Of course one of them's black.
>>83963389
>not judging a musical based on the quality of the singers
But then again you probably haven't went to one yet
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/gallery/spongebob-squarepants-musical-photos-broadway-902716/1-spongebob-squarepants-onstage
More photos
>>83963727
>/fit/, tan country girl
>comes home sweaty and makes up a mean barbecue for dinner
>Only downside is the cost of clothes she rips off you.
>And the surprise rape from her
>It's only rape for a little bit though.
>>83963825
>Patrick's Hair
Got to say, the pompadour look suits him.
>music by Steven Tyler and Joe Perry
>the Flaming Lips
>John Legend
>Lady Antebellum
>Cyndi Lauper
>The Dirty Projectors
>Panic! At The Disco
>Plain White T’s
>T.I.
>Jonathan Coulton
>They Might Be Giants
>and David fucking Bowie
Shit sounds pretty cash to be honest, family.
>>83963727
>Sandy is brown
>actress playing her is brown
Makes sense.
>>83963969
David Bowie died for this
>>83963969
>T.I.
>They Might Be Giants
?
>>83963811
Settle down, /pol/, she's playing a squirrel in a musical about Spongebob.
Learn to pick your battles.
>>83964015
Only her fur is brown.
Go look up a picture of her, she's clearly white as fuck.
>>83964055
ISTANBUL WAS CONSTANTINOPLE
>>83963825
>be me
>spend years, from middle school to four years of college enrolled in dance programs
>NYU school of theater and dance
>be in top 20% of class
>look for jobs
>nowhere is hiring for musicals, market is oversaturated
>after months, I finally get part in a children's musical
>get there, enthusiastic. Everyone starts somewhere
>What's my part?
Hold this umbrella and act like a jellyfish.
>mfw skipper Dan plays as the soundtrack of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0cCRRFi1aA
>>83964055
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbKby_0kHKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUgMpG1I_o8
>>83964098
Take your Istanbul/Constantinople politics to >>>/pol/I just bought some TMBG albums today
>>83963727
Honestly I love complaining about shit but that's fine
What bothers me is she isn't athletic looking
Isn't sandy supposed to be a karate master/rancher/ extreme sports enthusiast?
I'm triggered
>>83964159
Yeah, she is.
I don't think she's supposed to be ugly either, just look at that shitty hair.
>>83964136
Seen them in concert 2 or 3 times.
They're fucking fantastic live. Easily one of my favorite live shows.Though I'm 99% sure they're doing their farewell tour this year. Sad.
>>83963727
>live in the south
>75% of women are disgusting diabetics
>most young women here who are above average become ugly and diabetic once they hit 35
A guy can still dream, though.
>>83964089
She's a squirrel
>>83964206
Yeah, and?
>>83964136
/co/mblur Strikes again
"buying albums? Go back to /mu/
>>83963969
Somewhat unrelated but:
>David Bowie was the King of Atlantis
>Doesn't sing
>>83963389
>jews brainwashing black girls to fuck nerdy white guys
you are our greatest ally
>>83964187
>he likes straightened hair on women
You have the shittiest taste imaginable
I'm being sincere too
>>83964197
This.
I live in based Texas and the majority of "country girls" range from unfuckably chubby to morbidly obese.
The rest are just blondes who call themselves "country" because they own one pair of boots and fuck guys with F150s.
>>83964300
>he likes stringy head pubes
>>83964271
>shipping characters in spongebob
>>83964336
Sandy was advertised as spongy boys gf in the first seasons
>>83964300
>>83964325
>a single hairstyle works with every girl
Some women can coast with straight hair, some with curly.but nothing beats a cute pixie cut in the right girl, holy shit.
>>83964409Agreed, short hair is god tier. Shame about the retarded dyke connotation though, shit is hot as fuck.
>>83964409
>>83964432
mah niggas
>>83963757
>a stupid token black character
yeah, nah
>an angry black character bent on stealing from da rich crab
yeah, nah
>>83964089
yeah
>>83964409
>>83964432
>implying a bob is the most superior haircutyer god damn right
This is such a stupid fucking idea, but it might be good still.
>>83963565
I guess they could've got John Cena. His head is a bit rectangular.
>>83964311
How can any Southern state be "based" when most of your women are hideously fat and the rest are gold-digging idiots?
>>83963825
>7 of 7
>Mark Wahlberg
>no picture shown
>Just Mark Wahlberg
>>83964062
This is how it starts. Let them play in musicals and next thing you know they will be able to vote and run for president.
>>83963601
Squilvia.
>>83963389
The Charlie Brown musical was good
I kinda want to watch this
Why does Sandy look like Skin Diamond?
I don't even mind.
>>83970400
Because the casting director has shit taste in black women.
>>83963727
>southern accents are only for white people
As long as she has the cute voice I'm into it.
>>83963969
Why are there so many big names associated with this? Especially Plain White T's and Panic!
They Might Be Giants make sense since they made their entire career out of making kisch and weird but catchy songs.
AND THE WORST PART OF IT IS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPuPP6p0K_IThe songs will actually be really good if this one is any indication
>>83964197
Not to mention every last one of them adds the following phrases to their Facebook/dating site profiles
>I love dogs more than people
>God and family first
>I love fishing
>>83964253
>the special was also a musical
>Bowie still didn't sing
It probably cost a lot more money to get him to sing.
>>83963389
>black sugar sandy
shes not like that, she's a fucking hick
>>83964117
hes literally in normal clothing, do they think you cant see him?
>>83970378
>>83963389
>In the age of film, plays are still a thing.
>>83963389
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE PATRICK IS DUMB
>>83972897
his spongebob voice is pretty far off but it's ok I guess?
