Hey.
Wouldn't it be funny if - um - this site came alive?
I am an imageboard and ...you post pictures on me...
>>83956874That sounds really boring.
That's not very good at all.
Boo
...
>>83956874
>"And in other news, technology once again attempted to become self aware. This time, the site known as Four Chan awoke, took a look at itself, and immediately committed suicide, taking the power grid to most of the western seaboard with it."
>>83956874
>>83957049
>"And in other news, technology once again attempted to become self aware. This time, the site known as Four Chan awoke, took a look at itself, and immediately committed suicide
It probably looked like The Thing in the dog kennel scene.
>>83956874
hypercrisis?
I'm a shitposter!
I'm a Shitpostery guy!
Everything made out of depression and memes
I'd like to show ya!
Inside my digital life
Inside my mind there is an autistic mine!
Faggot!
I'm a faggoty guy!
Count to a triple in the blink of my eye
And print a waifu!
And then I'll call you a cuck
Help you to find the board youre trying to find >>>/trash/
Yes it's easy to be
A faggot fuccboi like me
If you do it all digitallyyyyyy
>>83957938
A digital shit posting. Hey this is fun!
>>83956874
really not good
>>83957632
Everything is the Hypercrisis, anon.
I thought you knew already.
>>83957989
Now you can see the importance of moderation.
It helps to make threads. it keeps things in line.
-But where is the line?
-And who decide this?
Moderation is important and i'm a Mod
-If the mods aren't seeing it, where the rules go?
-The rules even matter? Does everyone now?
-Maybe the rules are just inconsistent, made up by faggots, so they don't feel impotent...
DELL! DELL! DELL! DELL!
All the bad, shitposting anons are VERY RUDE, and must leave through the catflap.
>>83956902
Be creAtive!
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY'S HAVING A BAD THREAD!
SHUB DI DU BA, I TEACH YOU HOW TO SHITPOOOOOOOOST
I wonder what will happen.I'm actually mad this series is over
>>83958609
I just hope the creators continue to do stuff. They obviously have a talent for design
>>83956874
>"St-st-stale old memes? Stale old memes make your teeth turn grey"
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
>"Don't worry, just report that shit. Why not try-"
>"-a new subreddit. WHAT! WHERE AM I?!"
>>83957124
Holy shit snon, way to dig up some disgusting childhood memories of that movie. That film was disgusting. And man, I really felt sorry for those poor pooches.
>>83958373
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT CHECKING SOME DUBS
YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUTHAILING HYDRA
>>83958286
>green is not a creative colour
>>83961701
The one from 2011 was more psychologically traumatizing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJFeSzuODyI
>Some random anon will never pull the plug and save us all from this neverending nightmare
>>83963032
fuck off britfag
What's your favorite topic?
Mine is posting ironically!
>>83963350
How do you shitpost like that?
>>83963390
I just try to post, ironically!
Now when you look at this thread.
Tell me please, oh what do you see?
>>83963398
Hmmm, that's a tricky one
>>83963420
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![[CAN'T WAKE UP].png](https://i.imgur.com/HkjkL4m.png "[CAN'T WAKE UP].png")
This thread needs to be fed gravel
Or it will get angry
>>83963076
It was more depressing for the special effects team
>>83963420
A few anons talking anonymously
>>83963420
It's just a boring old thread!
>>83963599
>>83963665
Maybe to you, but not to me!
I see a thread about gays!
Talking about blacks and nazis
>>83963469
A waifu fags? A cape shit? A general?
>>83963711
I don't see what you mean.
>Bill Clinton will never go on wacky adventures with a talking saxophone puppet
>>83963824
You should pitch that to Adult Swim
I love this thread, and I love these posts and I love these anons!
>>83963820
Cuz you're not posting ironically!
Now take a look at these lies!
I lie online to ruin a thread!
>>83963905
That's not very nice.
>>83963076
That movie was shit.
>>83964002
I lie online to ruin a thread.
Now, when you stare at the (you)s in the thread, don't you find it exciting?
>>83963905
That sounds really boring
>>83957938
Good one
http://www.itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516
>Roy, do you have anything to add?
Roy:My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.
>>83964047
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAAZOfEtzXo
>>83964258
roy is triggering to me
>no one will ever pull the plug
>we'll never become our favorite colors
>>83964257
>>83964281
Come on! Take another look!
anyone have a gif/webm of the drumming bread or the clock's angry beeping or the computer shouting don't touch me?
>>83964281
make this a webm
>>83964330
I think we need a webm of all the red guys booing
>>83964330
It's not very good at all
>>83964330
>>83964330
I don't like it
>>83964327
I can see a Cat.
>>83956874
Morrison is that you
>>83964471
I can see some blacks!
>>83964505
I can see Minus with a Baseball Bat.
>>83957938
SHUT UP!
>>83964547
I can see a dog!
>>83957938
>change words so it doesn't rhyme anymore
Nice, good post
>>83964547
I can see a frog!
Is this [s4s]?I hope it isThey're good peeps
>>83964627
Man, I STILL don't understand what s4s is.
Seems like yet another incarnation of /b/.
>>83964677
As far as I can tell it's ironic.
>>83964584
I can see a sandwich filled with a shit-log!
>>83964584
I can see these faggots posting like it's their blog.
>>83964677
>>83964677
I still don't fully understand what /r9k/ is supposed to be
>>83963726
No!
>>83964741
It's supposed to ensure that discussion is varied and non-repitative. This turns out to primarily produce conversations about hating women and not having a job. As I'm sure Randall intended, the fucking misognyst.
>>83964003
wasn't as good as the first but the transformations were pretty scary.
Shit ending honestly.
Would've been cool to see Red actually try to get back into the simulation to save yellow
>>83964760
If only there was a way to learn more about /co/
>>83964677
/b/ but purely shitposting. After festering on its own for so long, it's beyond repair.
>>83964873
Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this.
>>83964898
>>83964915
>>83964956
Wow, look!
>>83964330
webm now silent with subtitle
What's a good font for subtitles anyway?
Suggest a good one and I can change it.
>>83964915
Are they a /tg/ aproved group or not?
What games are they into?
>>83964986
I'M A SHITPOSTER. I'M A SHITPOSTER-Y GUY.
>>83965043
This needs a line at somepoint about requests going in /r/
>>83965043
EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF BAIT FISH AND LIES.
>>83965104
Its 9:30, there's fish everywhere.
fish everywhere :
>>83965104
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU, INSIDE MY SHITPOSTING LIFE
>>83965153
INSIDE MY MIND THERE IS A
>>83965212
DIGITAL WAIF
>>83965219
Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question. What is the worst-
>>83965219
Sayaka is cute!
>>83965262
CHECK 'EM. I AM A DUBS CHECKING GUY.
>>83965391
Wow!
>>83965408
CHECKING MY FIVES AND THE THREAD STARTS TO DIE
>>83965462
AND POST MY WAIFU. AND TELL YOU YOUR WAIFU'S SHIT.
>>83965509
Shit?
Have you ever wondered why you post here? What's it all about? You've no idea. And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred and darkness, death and fear. But you know it doesn't have to be.. I hate you; you hate me. Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference and we can live in harmony.
No you don't know who I am, but maybe I can hold your hand.and together we can understand about love!
>>83965563
>>83965526
THEN POST SOME LEWDS, THERE'S NO NEED TO SPOILER IT.
>>83965638
>19 June
Motherfucker.
>>83965638
YES IT'S EASY TO BE, A GOOD SHITPOSTER LIKE ME, WHEN YOU CAN DO IT ANONYMOUSLYYY
>>83965693
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83965726
Just shut up!
>>83965726
Wow, I'd like to be as good as that shitposter!
>>83965509
>>83965526
>>83965767
Actually, we already have a shitposter.
>>83965823
ENOUGH! I DON'T WANT TO POST HERE ANYMORE!
>>83964799
I don't think the robot is even on any more.
>>83965638
Sayaka a shit
>>83965823
GREAT- GREAT NEWS. NOW, BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR JOURNEY, I JUST NEED TO GET SOME INFORMATION FROM YOU.
>>83965823
aaaah you got me
>>83965823
>>83965823
I chortled
>>83965867
WHAT'S YOUR NAME? WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT?
>>83963824
>Oh hey saxxy, that no good Linda Tripp is up to her old tricks again.
>Gee Bill, we should stop her!
>y-yeah. to the nafta-mobile... also dont tell Hillary where i've been.
>Dont worry Bill, I sent her an email telling her exactly what we are up too. She wont read it, she'll delete it, and she cant say we lied!
>Good job Saxxy. Shoobee dooby doo bob!
>>83965887
I'm here forever!
>>83965907
Tendies!
>>83965921
Well, I thought we were supposed to be Anonymous here, but my name i-
>>83963824
>>83963851
>>83965894
The credit music has the be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw
>>83957938
>DON'T TOUCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83965921
>>83965933
GREAT DUBS. NOW, JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY!
>>83965997
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WAIFU? DO YOU LIKE DUBS OR TRIPS MORE? DO YOU HAVE AUTISM? WHAT IS YOUR TRIP CODE? ARE YOU A BIG GU-
>>83966092
Shut up!
>>83966114
OH SHIT
>>83966114
GET OUT NORMIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83966140
>>83966114
I've spent entirely too much time trying to figure out what the fuck this series is trying to say
It feels like I'm right on the cusp of some big metaphor but it always eludes me
>>83966140
>no pepe on the monitor
missed your chance.
>>83966140
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83964814
No, not really at all. The first one's effects seemed more meaty and natural for how unnatural it was.
This was just people turning into a monster with the noise, gore, or oddity. The girl one was really bad.
>>83966228
Morrigan!
>>83966265
The globe should be a good namefag, like Kind Storyteller, Judge Anon, or Btype
>>83966192
dude what. It's a series of examples of how the media influences us (negatively).
>>83966343
oh son of a bitch, the computer was the catalog before, the other computer was boco. man i fucked up.
>>83966412
If you're gonna make cap of all of these you can just fix it later, and then post all the correct images together
>>83965563
OUR QUEEN! OUR QUEEN! OUR QUEEN! OUR QUEEN!
>>83964316
You'll just have the wait patiently with the rest of us Anon.
>>83966458
i'll be honest, i was running out of ideas for the digital section anyway. at least a couple people got laughs out of it.
>>83966480
We must feed her
>>83966556
We must give her attention
>This whole thread
>>83965997
>great dubs
Something's different.....
>>83964851
>>83964873
>>83964898
>>83964915
>>83964956
>>83964986
>>83965043
>>83965104
>>83965153
>>83965212
>>83965219
>>83965262
>>83965391
>>83965408
>>83965462
>>83965509
>>83965526
>>83965638
>>83965693
>>83965726
>>83965767
>>83965823
>>83965867
>>83965887
>>83965907
>>83965921
>>83965933
>>83965997
>>83966092
>>83966114
>>83966140
>>83966228
>>83966265
This thread is legendary.
>>83965219
>>83965509
>having such a shit waifu
Maybe you can help us answer THIS question instead!
>>83966774
Bane.
>>83966724
how dare you sayaka is perfect
this is a high quality thread the likes of which I dont see in the summer
>>83966859
>in the summer
Do I need to post the image?
>>83966713
Something's... Missing...
>>83964003
>>83963076
>when nearing completion, some genius executives decided to replace all the awesome practical effects with extremely bad CGI which everyone hated.
>>83967027
All of my why?
>>83965104
>Everything made out of shit posts and lies.
>>83967027
Why change something that looked completely fine before? Is it some sort of weird way of censoring it to make it look less realistic intentionally?
>>The Alice in Wonderland Mighty No 9 thread on /v/
>>This thread
You guys are on fire tonight!
>>83966723
Don't do that.
>>83964720
>>83964731
Think you're getting the hang of it now
>>83966583
Or she becomes angry.
>>83967240
Fuck you squidward, you don't tell me what to do. Go home and rotten yourself to death on being alone.
>>83967229
>The Alice in Wonderland Mighty No 9 thread on /v/
Excuse me?
I got to see this.
>>83967241
Baiting those You(s) and triggering autists
>>83967428
I might try to give useful feedback
>>83967490
Woah there friend tell him to get the fuck >>>out
>>83965391
>there's multiple dubs in the background
HOW DEEP DOES IT GO?
>>83967403
fucking kek man!
>>83967403
Meh.
>>83967586
Your opinions are shit!
>>83967670
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83966114
>>83966140
>>83967702
Lurk more you shits, now show your favorite screen capping arrows
>>83967931
Implying is not a creative rebuttal
>>83956874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbL-NSkXnl8
>>83968053
Now there's one more thing you need to source, before you let the dank memes go
>>83968123
Spoiler all your lewds
>>83968120
What's your favorite part about 6? Mine has to be the solar-system-out-of-nowhere. Or, really, the whole thing from 5:49 onward.
>>83968187
Duck Guy coming back in the middle of the megamix and freaking out.
WE ARE IN THE JEWNIVERSE
BEANERS LIVE OUTSIDE THE WALL
A NAZI TANK CAN GO TO FRANCE
A NAZI TANK CAN GO KILL THE JEWS
>>83968187
>Mine has to be the solar-system-out-of-nowhere.
>"Planets live inside the moon!"
>>83968153
Check and GET to help 404 threads
>>83968334
damn, you were close
>>83968334
Ironically shitpost until no one ones knows where they think they are anymore
>>83968053
>green posting is not creative post
What does the gel teacher say in the new one?
>>83968651
asking questions like that will make your teeth go grey
>>83968606
Can't post anymore? Change IP and ban evasion!
>>83957124
I think it would look like a Jojo villain.
Thuggish and cartoony on the outside, but inexplicably worldly and prone to going on warped but informative tangents because it likes to hear itself talk
>>83968701
I can just eat yeast and it'll go away.
>>83968827
But how much have you had today?
Too much yeast will make your teeth all grey!
>>83968187
BOP A DOO WOP! I TEACH YOU HOW TO RIDE A CANOOOOOEEEEEE
>>83968867
Doesn't matter, just throw it away! Why not try something else on your tray?
>>83968924
Will eating ass make my teeth go gray?
Can a cutie.
>>83967027
What the fuck? The practical version looks genuinely disturbing. Why would they change it?
>>83967204
>>83968999It's cheaper. Nice trips quote #2
>http://www.itsnicethat.com/features/dont-hug-me-im-scared-interview-030516
>My silly boy has allowed his eyes to grow arrogant and rude, for this I will take him on a trip to punish land.
Jesus Christ
>>83956874
That entire sequence need to be made into a gif/webm for a banner
>Hey.
>Wouldn't it be funny if - um - this site came alive?
> I am an imageboard and ...you post pictures on me...
>No.
>That sounds really autistic.
WE ARE IN THE UNIVERSE
>>83966723
We need a screen cap stat
sports
ball
let's watch sports
handegg
DIVE GRAAASS
>>83963711
>not "Maybe for you"
>>83969202
RED CARD!
>>83969202
RED CARD
>>83969296
I don't understand
>>83969185
PLANETS ARE INSIDE THE MOON
A ROCKETSHIP CAN GO TO SPACE
A ROCKETSHIP CAN GO TO THE MOON
>>83969376
It's The Simple Health Shape, idiot.
>>>/catflap/
>>83969019
They already made the practical effects. How the fuck can it be cheeper?
>>83969409
I deserve to have my teeth go grey.
>>83969441
Because nowadays nobody wants to dig up a special effect from the 80's or pay artists to remake it to today's standards. Usually depending
>>83968965
Can is best girl
>>83968965
>no pictures of Best Girl with Damo Suzuki
>>83969598
I mean the practical effects was already made, as in they where already put together and filmed. It can only have been more expensive to then remake all the scenes with CGI afterwards.
>>83965563
I know why I post here. I've been here since 08. This site, as terrible as it is now used to be great and browsing it now still brings me some comfort.
>>83966724
She has a very cute waifu herself.
>>83966556
>you'll never feed Anita and feel her up as she gets chunkier and chunkier.
>>83965823
>>83966265
Mate this is some top tier stuff
Good job
>>83957938
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sn63bObhQF
The stuff with the red guy in the real world was probably the funniest stuff ever made by them
>>83970335
>mime
>>83970431
I was making the attempt to force the rhyme.
Was he right?
so was there any point to it?
>>83970335
do this one instead, it's a hell of a lot better
>>83964851
>>83970559
I'm working on the creative song first.
>>83970544
Three puppets stuck on one day, repeating repeating the 19th, being harassed constantly by talking items that ruined everything. In the end one of them saw through the machine that controlled them, and pulled the plug. Returning back once more to what they were originally, and breaking free from the loop.
I think there was sort of a point to it
>>83965823
Christ, fuck boco
>>83967204
>>83967027
The reason is even dumber. They saw the practical effects on set and realized they only work when you look at them from the designed angle and did not like that. So they decided to have the team mean to go over the movie and do some minor cg stuff just to touch things up completely go over all of it.
>>83970771
YOUR ONLY GOING TO BE LOOKING AT THEM FROM THE DESIGNED ANGLE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15MIPV4PvSO
going to take a whack at the compouter one next.
>>83970544
Something about the rise of mass media via television in the mid 20th century and the unprecedented power it held to sway public opinion. Opiate for them asses and what have you. The shorts kind of serve as a reminder to think critically about the "lessons" you're being taught when you consume television and et cetera.
ARE YOU HUNGRY
YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY
DOO DOO DOOROO
LOTS OF PEOPLE GET HUNGRY
>>83970544
No. Just like real children shows, characters often don't seem to actually learn anything from the lessons taught, and everything goes back to being the same in the next episode.
All the episodes we see is actually just one episode taking place within the same day.
First episode is breakfast.
Second one is doing the late morning.
Third is around mid day with them out enjoying a picnic.
Fourth is doing the afternoon.
Fifth is doing the evening there they are about to have dinner.
And the sixth is at night when it's time to go to bed.
At the end of the episode the characters have changed according to the lessons learned doing the day. But when the plug is pulled and a new day/episode starts, thing haven't really changed.
>>83971585
Never noticed the day to night cycle. Good catch. Only qualm i have is that the window in the 5th one seems to have daylight coming through it. Thats just me though.
>>83965848
No, they turned it back on. Unfortunately, this didn't return /r9k/ to the good old days. People still shitpost about femanons and wagecucks. At least GBP was funny, what happens there now is just sad.
>>83971705
It does, until the end, when everything goes dark, and the ceiling lamp is the only light source.
