SAM 3: THE SAMREMBERANCE.
sam is our god, he does not forsam, he does not forsam, we are samlegion.
If someone made a SFM version of Sam, he'd be more rendered than his in-show appearance
>>83952102
Sam is god don't disrespect him.
>>83952598
SAM DON'T BEAT ME PLEASE.
WHO WINS
>>83952898
sam he rapes the disgusting ice cream eater.
samp
Why the fuck is this meme even a thing?
>>83953104
don't ask you non believer.
What was the exact moment Sam became your favorite character?
BOY HE DABBING
>>83953699
the first time he came on screen.
>>83953699
Since the threads started popping up.
>>83953699
when he finally owned up to his own inner demons and killed the drug dealer he had in his basement after the drug dealer tried to kill him with a broken dinner plate. the look on sam's eyes after the guy was finally dead was one of the most emotional moments in a television show of all time.
>>83956025
Kek
So, these are the new Joker rape/Dover Boys threads, huh?
Eh, I guess it could be worse. Jimmy Neutron needs more love. And it'll die before it becomes Baneposting anyway.
Let Sam die
Is it just me misremembering or was Sam voiced by Wayne Knight?
>>83959929
Nope it was Billy West.
>>83954333
did he ever got some of that sweet pussy?
>>83956025
Yes, but it also marked the downward spiral into every episode being about "muh candy bar".
I think I had a fucking dream about Sam the other day
>>83961088
Maybe our God is trying to contact you.
Please tell us anon, what happened?
>I just cleaned this floor 8 months ago!
Why the fuck did this make me laugh so hard
>>83958598
No. He will never die. He is eternal.
Why does everyone on /co/ have a boner for Sam? What the fuck even happens in these threads?
>>83961406
Sam was the best character on the show. Don't you remember the one episode where he beat Sheen with his gritty man-fists for a solid thirty seconds?
>>83961442
Didn't he rape Hugh Neutron?
>>83961132
Shit. man, you know how dreams are. I can't remember shit.
'Scuse me, just a superior Sam blastin' through.
>>83961532
>Superior only in youth.
He is really Sam's estranged mutant son, sam jr. The true Sam is an omega level mutant, thus using his abilities to defeat satan. Not even franklin richards, Jean grey, or Santa Claus can compare in power.
Hi, /co/, I'm an agent working for the RDEA (Retroville Drug Enforcement Agency).
Recently, we've been seeing large quantities of a substance known only as the "perfect candy", i.e. small, purplish meth-balls, on the streets. So far, the only lead we have is a man who goes by the name "Wonka" (see pic related). If you think you may know who the man in the sketch is, or any information about his whereabouts, please, let us know!
Thanks, and have a safe day.
>>83961697
>HURR DURR DRUG DEALERS DON'T EXIST BECAUSE OF SCIENCE
>>83952898
Some theorize they're one and the same entity.
>>83961483
No that was Carl polymorphed to look like Hugh
>>83953699
"YEH"
>>83961611
But is the "true" Sam nigh invulnerable when he's blastin'?
>>83961532
Are you forgetting the manga?
>>83962218
He's not nigh invulnerable. he IS invulnerable.
So I never cared since your first thread, what's the deal with this new and fresh meme?
>>83963130
it's not a meme, it doesnt even deserve that status
it's just a jimmy thread but about one specific background character, and overblowing how much you like him to make these fake stories for fun
>inb4 FAKE???
oh yea and you can't go against this overblown kids clubhouse rules or ideas
>>83963163
>background character
Blasphemy!
>>83961812
My god, you're right.
>>83952042
Remember when Sam went to Egypt to fight aliens?
>>83964498
Remember when Sam teamed up with Nazis to fight Aztec vampires?
>>83964837
Remember when Sam saved the earth from the Mexican armada?
>>83964498
>>83964837
>>83964885
One or more of these is an actual thing.
Remember when sam reee'd when he got kicked by a biker?
Remember when Jodie Foster was raped in the Candy Bar?
Remember that episode where Sam kicked down moot's door and made him swear to never ban Sam threads on 4chan at gunpoint?
>>83965223
he's not a real person, sam
>>83952898
How bout now?
>>83961812
>>83964378
OH SHIT YOURE RIGHT
>>83964498
Remember when Sam caused the whole world to end? Season 12 was weird.
>>83967529
yea, it's a shame they undid it in the next fucking episode, all just at the cost of sheen forgetting he was a ruler for a few minutes
>>83964837
Nah but like hydra cap, that wasn't the real sam. Sam is part hebrew. That's part of why he has divine power. He'll never team with /pol/
>someone's going to make a "revived!" thread next
no, this is the finale thread, shows over
>>83961611
>Implying Sam didn't hate muties after his brother was killed by Magneto in an issue
This is the worst, most forced meme in /co/ history. Just stop already.
>>83955853
I DARE you to find a more exquisite smug than this.
>>83963130
I was the guy that created the first thread and the second and third thread weren't by me
>>83964837
>that time when sam harmonized with the energy of the sun to send the head vampire careening into space out of a volcano
HAHA NIIIIIICE
>>83968679
But anon, thats all part of the ruse. Mad jim jaspers, a fellow Omega level mutant, also advocated against mutants and superhumans (albeit fir a slightly different reason: to toy with reality). Sam faked the death if his brother and his whole anti mutant campaign to lay low about his OP status after season 12.
Guys your forgetting none of this is cannon after Sams appearance in x-men 387 it was stated that Sam was actually an alternate universe version of cable who was not affected by the techno organic virus and acted as a host of the phoniex force were he was in control but it eventually lead to the destruction of his universe and so he fled to earth 616 and joined x-factor and is the new phoniex passing omega level and is able to defeat max power franklin Richards and Jim jasper along with the beyonders and has now replaced the one above all and is God of the marvel multiverse
>>83969657
This. Even The mighty Celestials Took notice Of his feats and have attempted recruiting him
>>83968858
Goid work anon.
Sam sucks
He's gone? Now we can talk about supreme Jimbles the Jammin Space King
>>83972227
Stfu. That's why you missed potential quads faggot.
Hugh and Nick in their prime team up to fight Sam.
What happens?
>>83952042
why all this love for same when jimmy made a candy that put him out of business
Who would win: Sam, or Donut Boy with 1 week's prep time?
>>83973227
Donut boy has beaten overlord sheen before. I'd say he has a slight chance.
Remember when Sam reunited with his estranged daughter after their falling out for her having an abortion?
>>83965656
You know what Pete, fuck you, fuck your dynamite, fuck the skillpoints I had to waste in explosives just to get 3 sticks of dynamite, you can shove your precious explosives up your ass
>>83973557
why are there women in this thread? women off my 4chan! REEEEEEEEEE
>>83973580
>>83973671
I don't even know if you're the original poster or if you're "having fun" with my post, but either way, off my internet reeee
so we just gonna forget when emo troll dude beat Sam?
This thread does not need to exist. sam's dead.
>>83974447
did he use a word of death?
>>83952042
Pretty cool thread OP, but could Sam possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I? also not talking about Kono Yo no Kyuseishu Futarime no Rikudo Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Enton Amaterasu, Izanagi, Izanami and the Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushodo, Shurado, Tendo, Ningendo, Jigokudo, Gakido, Gedo, Bansho Ten?n, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sozo) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using Katon, Futon, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yoton and even Onmyoton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujo because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano? (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju? DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudodama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudo Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kotan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu
>>83974447
>"remembrance"
>>83974566
Nice dubs but why are you speaking in tongues
Goodbye Sam.
We love you.
We will always miss you.
Who is this samefag who is trying to force these Jimmy Neutron characters as memes? He's most of the posts in this thread.
>>83974899
YEH
>>83974899
>last thread had close to 200 posters
>"samefag!"
>tripfag/namefag's opinion mattering
>>83974899
D I E
I
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You just had to end this thread on a sour note, didn't you? After those sweet and touching words.
>>83974996
we still have like 400+ posts to go
>>83975032
Let's keep it goin then!
>>83974899
YEH Tripfag
>>83968679
YEH NO MORE MUTANTS YEH
>>83974447
>no 6s
stop being that kid at the lunch table who tries to join a conversation, pal
>>83976240
can i trade you a yoo-hoo for that mondo?
>>83976254
No matter how hard I try I can't remember what a Mondo is.
Y E H
E
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>>83976333
>>83965656
In my NCR playthrough, he randomly got murdered by a giant rad scorpion for no reason.
Remember when they made a live-action Sam movie? That was terrible, what was Hollywood thinking shaming Sam's Legacy like that!
>>83976893
>im not chubby, YOU'RE DEAD
>>83976893
To be fair
It would be hard to make it work in a live-action movie
Why'd sam try to rape these kids?
>>83978376
>Try
It was a cautionary life lesson for them. If he'd meant to rape them they'd'a been raped; as it is they learned an important lesson.
>>83978575
>they'd'a
you dont have to put that in text, stupid
>>83978906
Some people project their accent in text. I know I do sometimes.
>>83968842
King and Queen of smug
>>83979715
its gaaaay, man
>>83976333
Mondoburger?
